Jesus fuck the long legged child was more horrifying coming DOWN than going UP
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Devil may cry irish au
- lady and dante on the sesh at the local bar. or they get absolutely HAMMERED in the wetherspoons
- kyrie and nero both had first communions, but nero refused to have a confirmation and kinda became disillusioned with the cathlioc church as soon as he went to secondary school (also heavily cathlioc)
- yeats stan vergil (yeah even he wouldn't touch patrick kavanagh)
- lady got 400 points in her leaving cert, Vergil 450, and Dante got 200 but he was already in for an apprenticeship so he didn't have to try much. (the """"apprenticeship""" was devil hunting)
- the temen-ni-gru is risen in fucking drogheda. because ofc it was.
- the qliphoth was raised in dublin like right where the spire is
- dante and vergil are dubs born, dante has a normal dub accent but vergils is more like... south dublin accent.
- nero has a wexford accent. kyrie's parents were from cork so her accent borders on it, but she was raised in wexford so yeah
edit:
- instead of pizza, dante eats chicken fillet rolls
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That Tumblr skeleton staff must be in early because where the fuck is my annual THE LATE LATE TOY SHOW on the trending tab???
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No Sadie toy show don't admit to knowing your mother's age
It's a trap Sadie toy show
It's a trap
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TOY SHOW TOY SHOW TOY SHOW !!!
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Well it's almost that time of year, folks.
Time for Irish tumblr to crawl out of the ditches and celebrate the collective insanity that is the Late Late Toy Show.
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What the absolute horrifying fuck was up with that long legged demon elf child?
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It’s the best night of the year folks time to fill our self’s with sugar and envy the people who get “there’s one for everyone in the audience” laughing at rayan breaking toys. time to get out the matching pj or the ugly Christmas jumpers. Where ever your watching it from around the world hope you enjoy it. Let’s hope there’s no Fanta this year 😂
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i literally only have about 3 irish mutuals on this site but i'm glad we can share in the toy show chaos together
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Honestly, what wee child hasn't sobbed when suddenly faced with their number one dream. The Christmas experience.
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