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[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[king-goo]

computer: so I can be… anything?

me: yes

computer: tricks itself into thinking it’s a wii

[clownowo]

do you ever think about the parents of the rest of the gang during Summer Belongs to You. like. their children were gone for well over 24 hours.

[shepscapades]

Creaking Bigb!! I did these a couple of nights ago after watching bigb’s first wildlife ep >:]

[guhbwuh]

choices...

[desertduality]

something about the way the hermits try to blend their bases together when they're close by is just really sweet to me. I don't really know how to explain it other than like. it's art. they start out with their empty plots of land and then they shape it and change it and they start growing into each other. the lines blur. it's like they're all given a slab of marble and they carve their own statues but they make the statues hold hands. i dunno.

[ettadunham]

the thing about being a complex woman character enjoyer is that it's not about 'everyone should like this character regardless of their own history and background' and more just 'fandom is way too intense and moralizing about their hatred for this character in a way that they wouldn't if they weren't a woman, and if you feel that way and care, fiction is a great place to re-examine your own biases'.

[micchiyt]

The Rise and Fall of a Vocal Synthesizer

[applestruda]

Shapes in the deep

[bbb-bbbbbbb]

reveal of my gordon hlvrai costume project, now that about half of it is done! this is cardstock and glue and tape and more glue and paint and velcro. and 2 gloves (one hand-sewn)

i got started sometime in early-mid fall, but i committed to making it work with cardstock in january- it was originally meant to be a sizing test before construction with eva foam over the summer. then i realized how expensive thatd be, too much pressure for a form of craft ive never practiced. im pretty amazed with how its come together, even with the large seams! during that whole time when it was unpainted (started painting two weeks ago) there was no way to tell

[coffee-cait]

May this world never have need for a D̶̛̛͉͎̋͒̈́̓̈́̓͊̾̎͐̿͐̃ē̴̛̼̥̤̠͍̝͑̊͝l̵��̥̺͎̯̼̺̍̒̉͗͋͂̍̂͛̍̒̏͝ͅi̶̲̞̖̝̣̍̔̔̏̐̐̎̓̾̊̕̚v̸̨̘͚̹͇̦̠̣͓̑̋̈́̆̀́̇̎̅ȩ̵̛̥̣̱̥̥̖̣̪͕́̈̾̿̓̈́̅̂̍̚ȑ̴̨͈̜̝͍̗̺̯͌̌̀̈́̊̀̕͝ȩ̷̟̱͙͉̝̮̫͕͉̭̰̻́̈́̍̊̐̔̎͛̓ͅř̵̡̈́́͠.̵̧̞͈͉͈̘̻̭̩̞̦̳̪͚̗̈̋͑

[fagtainsparklez]

see realistically i'm aware that people often block others for minor things that have no moral standing. this is a healthy and normal thing to do to curate your online experience. i do this myself. however, when i've been blocked by someone it's clearly because i've committed some deep immoral sin that they've uncovered and it's only a matter of time before it comes out and everyone turns against me for my horrible actions. obviously.

[phantomrev]

I love his new minifig so I got inspired to make him more off putting

[sofiaruelle]

❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

[bi-hop]

most bisexual page in manga history

[chloesimaginationthings]

Scott Cawthon’s version of FNAF Burntrap..