#is this character fuckable?

[mrsbakashi]

Neiji, Obito and Kankuro 😘 ! (For the "is this character fuckable).

only good characters, thank you so much 🥵

neji

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

neji was one of my first crushes in naruto and i'll never get over him - i just want to hold him forever and make him feel good, he deserves that, you know? let me brush your hair and put flowers in it (also, since we're at it i don't really see neji as a dom, but if he needs to feel he can control something/someone i'm here 💅🏼)

obito

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

listen, there's not a single thing i wouldn't do for obito, he's got me on a chokehold and i hope he never lets me go. i mean, this man is so hot on an insane level, it's crazy. i'm on my knees 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

kankuro

repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now

i’d top them | i’d bottom for them

i’d dom them | i’d sub for them

one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me

i love me some kankuro! list one flaw of his, i dare you! he's got everything, and he's adorable. yes, i'd be his wife in a heartbeat - and would do anything he asked me to. kankuro needs love, as a middle child i get him and i want him to know i appreciate him a lot. he deserves only the best ☀️

[vaggieslefteye]

ADAM | ᴍᴀꜱᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ)

[hellaversepolls]

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 5, Match 2)

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Final Poll!

May the most fuckable win!

Winner wins the entire showdown

[falloutnewnobody]

part of the reason so many disco elysium characters are hot as fuck is because theyre allowed to have conventionally unatractive traits

[schreibvibe]

Liev Schreiber in The Perfect Couple (2024) E1 "Happy Wedding Eve"

[least-fuckable-taz-character]

Congratulations to Upsy Your Lifting Friend for being the least fuckable TAZ character!

[conspicuous-clown-car]

i shouldn't have asked my dca obsessed followers who theyd smash this presentation is just "why you should smash the daycare animatronic" now

[heartoferebor]

RB, with your most unhinged propaganda if you so wish

[ganondoodle]

zelda live action thing is gonne be the worst thing on twitter bc my timeline is gonna be spammed with people saying who they want to be cast as the characters and of course its all *bland white american actor chosen solely bc of their looks alone*

[mythalism]

what’s interesting is the dread wolf form we see in the trailer is actually different from all of the artistic portrayals of the dread wolf we’ve seen thus far in murals. all of the wolves we’ve seen do have full-body fur, and many have had red eyes rather than blue depending on the context of the representation. there’s probably a reason, like that he’s emaciated and weak from time in the fade prison, or maybe even that he’s blighted, or something like that. but i think the even better and absolutely hilarious option is that because all of those murals were painted by him, he’s just been painting himself look better than his actual form this whole time. pride indeed

[hellaversepolls]

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (Round 3, Section 3, Match 2)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Round 2C Matchup 3

May the most fuckable win!

[kiiingsnake]

the only thing that matters abt this is the helmet

[stefisdoingthings]

Interesting how the only darker-skinned character in tristamp is Zazie, who is, quite frankly, not even human! Hmm, I'm definitely not saying that Studio Orange tried to make them "exotic" or anything, haha, paired with their design and all, not saying they're kinda racist, of course!!

[yarrayora]

starting a series called "would my favorite characters from different fandom be considered fuckable by people in dungeon meshi universe?"

starting with uncle tooru from servamp

dwarves think he's a delicate beauty, a popular look with the younger crowd but too babyfaced for dwarves who like 'em older. from looks alone it's a take it or leave it for gnomes and half-foots. fits the average beauty standard of tallmen both in eastern archipelago and northern continent, not bad looking but not a 10 out of 10 either. not sure how the western continent's tallmen would view him but probably same as how elves view him because it's very entrenched in elven cultures. elves think he's fucking uggo. orcs and kobolds don't really care about how he looks.

BUT the orcs are swooning over his hunter capabilities. they think it's very impressive he can catch dangerous monsters without having to kill it.

in general though his skill as a mage is a very attractive trait of him to many people in dunmeshi universe the same way women who know how to make good food and men who know how to secure food are prized potential spouses in a world where leisure can be seen as luxury.

although to elves and gnomes it's not about his stable income but about his usage of lightning spirit. some elves are simply academically fascinated but some would genuinely want to dissect him under a microscope (horny)

to gnomes who treat spirits as beings with their own feelings, though, it makes them wonder about tooru's personality to have a lightning spirit so attached to him (romantic fantasies)