#it still lives rent-free in my head ( along with belphie's )

[angelkissedface]

the surveillant aka one of my favourites uwu

[journey-to-the-attic]

I need more pet zoo hcs bc that au lives rent free in my head

i love this au as well so i shall provide!!

even upon being turned back into demons and returning the devildom, the brothers still respond when called by their nicknames as animals

lucifer hates that he also responds to peter now but it's too late, the name's there to stay

in this au when solomon meets asmo he finds out about the animal ordeal, because he makes a joke along the lines of "whatever the duchess decrees", and asmo immediately bursts into tears because that WAS his name, once upon a time......

as animals, if provoked, they'd have a sort of demon form equivalent where they become more monstrous-looking (to the point of being vaguely eldritch if angry enough)

though the latter happens very very rarely, since there's not much in the human realm that could aggravate them that much

they do it do varying degrees of frequency - at first levi can't go a day without getting startled and suddenly growing an extra set of teeth

whereas lucifer does it exactly once throughout the entire ordeal: when diavolo and barbatos arrive and first attempt to send them to the devildom

mammon hangs out with ik pretty much 24/7, but he especially likes to chill with her while she does homework and stuff

he perches on the table attempting to help, but mostly just chews on her pens and mumbles "clever girl" in approval every few seconds

satan spends most of his time either people-watching from the windows (he has an unusual fascination with lawn mowers and the garbage trucks)

he has this habit of sleeping in the dead centre of the bed, and zhao is too scared of getting scratched to move him like ik does, so sometimes he ends up on the sofa because satan has now commandeered his room

for some reason belphie HATES the feather duster. when zhao gets it out to do some cleaning he spends the entire time trailing behind him and just glaring at it

mammon nicks little trinkets everywhere he goes and stows them all in ik's pillowcase (ik has to clear it out every now and then because it starts getting uncomfortable)

levi seems incredibly elusive, but in fact you can usually find him in one of two places: in his box, or wrapped around ik's wrist

when he's not watching the tv, he likes to just quietly observe what she's doing (so quietly that sometimes even ik forgets he's there)

asmo spends a not-insignificant amount of time sitting in the front window and waiting for passersby to notice him

sometimes it works and they stop to point and coo at the fluffy bunny, other times it doesn't and he has to slink to ik or zhao for sympathy

just flops down at their feet/across their laps looking like the absolute saddest little rabbit ever, waiting to be fussed over

he keeps himself very well-groomed, but he absolutely HAS to be brushed every evening or he'll throw a fit (running around the house and thumping his feet angrily until sufficient attention is paid)

lucifer mellows out unexpectedly quickly, and he actually defers to either human of the household without much protest

that's not to say he won't give you the most disparaging look a bird possibly could if you do something that he doesn't approve of though

there's a burglary on their street at some point and lucifer spends an entire fortnight hyper-vigilant about the house's security - he stays up late to keep guard and everything

he keeps going to sleep in the corner of the living room, to the point where they start putting blankets there. eventually it starts getting lovingly referred to as 'peter's nest'

(lucifer won't tell anyone this, but he secretly takes one of the blankets with him when it's time to go back to the devildom)

beel is such a big fur-ball but he never seems to quite understand just how large a dog he is

belphie likes to sneak into the hallway cupboard for some naptime, and beel always seems genuinely confused that he can't fit in with him

he always wakes up immediately after zhao because he's always giving him scraps from the fridge

there's an old lady down the road that just adores him, so ik takes him on walks past her house often and she'll ply with just endless amounts of ham

sometimes beel will attempt to share his food with belphie or his other brothers, but because he'll have had most of it in his mouth while carrying it over, they usually decline

though belphie will at least sniff at it and maybe nibble around the edges

belphie's constantly burrowing around in local hedges to find comfy sleeping spots and getting himself mucky, but then he gets so mad when they have to give him a bath

he'll put up with it because he doesn't want to get mud all over the comfy furniture, but the entire time he just looks livid

one time he crawled into the laundry machine while zhao was doing chores and he very nearly put him on spin cycle

satan likes to sit in front of the laundry machine and just watch it spin

sometimes lucifer sits with him, and this is how they bond in this form

one day ik trips and splits her knee on the way home from school, and somehow all seven of them get a premonition about it and swarm her as soon she opens the door

another time she's upset and getting shouted at while at school, and mammon senses this and dive-bombs through an open window to get at the offending teacher

in general they all develop a kind of sixth sense for each other. ik will be half-asleep in history and suddenly sit bolt-upright like "socks [levi] is stuck in the airing cupboard again"

i like to think it somehow carries through a little even when the brothers have settled into the devildom

diavolo is explaining his idea for the rad to them and suddenly, at the exact same time, all seven of them stiffen

he asks what's wrong and lucifer quickly dismisses it as a cold breeze, because no one wants to explain to him that they've all felt a sudden and extremely potent pang of loneliness that definitely wasn't theirs

so diavolo has to make the brothers cut ties for inter-realm safety when they're first brought to the devildom

and now that i think about it we'll have to do some tweaking in terms of the timeline - accelerate the events so that they can feasibly happen within ik's lifetime, since she'd be long gone if we were to follow the original course of events

in this case maybe the whole animal happens when she's younger (say like, ten to eleven), and then the exchange year starts when she's fifteen as per jtta

diavolo gets inspired to set up the exchange program a lot sooner, since ik and the brothers have already proven that humans and demons can form lasting bonds (also so that he can reunite them, because he feels so bad about having split them up)

also bringing in that other anon's idea where ik appears as a little sheep

the brothers, watching this ball of fluff appear in the council room: a sheep?

[dramatic zoom in on the sheep's head. somehow, it has an ahoge]

the brothers: IK?!?!!?!?!?

i can imagine that ik would be sorta cold for a bit. she hasn't really forgiven them for leaving her alone. sure, it wasn't their choice, but still....

she does warm up again, though - it's hard not to with them all compensating for the long separating by being EXTRA doting

it's also returning the favour, since ik was doing most of the looking after back when they were animals

side note though i feel like we can't even comprehend how ridiculous and cute ik would be as a lamb

have you seen that one video of a sheep being held up and spun around and it has the MOST "head empty" look on its face possible

ik just permanently looks like this is the only thing going on upstairs

also this video of lambs jumping on an older sheep. i like to imagine ik just absolutely trampling all over the others for fun (especially beel and diavolo, whose shoulders are broadest and easiest to traverse)

(she'd hold a bit of a grudge against the royals for some time though, given they were the ones who took the brothers away)

(diavolo is devastated by this because he loves small cute things and he wants to hold the little sheep so badly)

[lazydanni]

HCs of The brothers with a Quiet-chaotic MC

This thing has been living rent free in my head for so long now. I can't stop laughing about Lucifer's reaction with a quiet but chaotic MC wkcbjs

GN!MC, who's a quiet human, likes pulling pranks on the others. They don't often show much expressions beside the :/ face

> Side characters

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Lucifer

Huh, this human is so ridiculously quiet. Well good for him, since his brothers' problems are already a pain in his ass

"..."

Okay, he takes that back, you're just the same as his brothers

(insert old grandpa whining about life here)

At least they aren't got along with Lord Diavolo yet.... okay nevermind. *sighhhhhhhhs*

Please stop giving the "😐😑😐" face to him, he was trying to snatch your neck and you weren't afraid at all????

Definitely tried his best to pull you away from Belphie and Satan, who knows what they could do to use you to against him

Once he opened him up to you, he'll think of ways to make you smile or any positive emotions beside of the :/ face of yours.

C'mon man, give this old man a soft smile and he will hit his head and fall down a pit real hard for you again. Lmao simp

Someone please help this man, he can't stop whining about how you're causing troubles for him but also refuses to ignore you

Mammon

Oi human! Please say something to him!

Tsk, ya're so boring with that face ya know that?

WHY IS THE GREAT MAMMON HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS HOOMAN?? Wh-what?! Hey! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!

He's already fell for you at the first sight. But you hit him harder once he realized you like the pranks and choatic stuffs too.

Thanks to your brilliant plan, he got his Goldie back from Lucifer (of course he's gonna be hang on the ceiling again, it's only the matter of time)

Man, you don't know how much you're driving him crazy. You're so bold and confident, please stop teasing this poor man he's gonna cry out of frustration

Will always bring you to his favorite casino places because you're now his new lucky charm

Will also try to make you smile, laugh or any emotions as long as it was from you. BECAUSE HE THINKS YOUR SMILE IS LIKE A HUGE BLESSING

Please give him alot of attentions, he will legit do anything for you (simp #2)

Leviathan

A normie?? EWWWWW🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Tried to avoid you at first because he thought you're a weirdo normie #nonormiesallowhere

But once you told him you also like anime too. His mood just turn 180°, full of excitement. But he still need to test if you were worth it

You managed to beat him in a quiz, of course he got so jealous that he pulled out his demon form and tried to attack you.

You: 😐😑😐, While Lucifer and the others are trying to stop Levi hurting you

Congratulations, you're now his new Henry

He's actually really comfortable around you. Except the part when he asked you to cosplay as Ruri. (Rurichan with a :/ face)

He wanted to ask you to show your other expressions, but oh boy, his heart start beating the shit outta him whenever he's about to

Sometimes ask you to help him pulling pranks on Mammon for stealling his stuffs without permission. (rip Mammon)

You're his coolest, badass Player #2, so please GIVE THIS MAN HEAD PATS AND ATTENTIONS, HE'S DYING TO CRAVE THOSE

Satan

Finds your personality very interesting so he observes you quietly

But you do the same thing too

So now both of you are awkwardly staring at each other 👁👄👁

Cat boy got very surprised how you were very calm when he threatened you that he will rip your limbs apart for not agree to make a pact with him.

Admires you from that moment, He needs to know how you able to stay calm like this

Wait, you like cats too???? AND YOU PULLED PRANKS ON LUCIFER COUPLE TIMES TOO?!?!?!?

New Achievement has unlocked: Mega simp of the Devildom

You're now his "calm pill". Satan's gonna find you to talk to you or asking you to comfort him whenever he's feeling his rage is taking over him

Always has excuses to hang out with you, taking you to cat cafés or the book stores

And if you were also a smart human who likes books too— *inserts Satan slamming his credit card on the table* HAND IN MARRIAGE NOW💳💳💥💥💳

Asmodeus

*tries to charm and flirting with you*

But you immuned to his charm, and now he fell for you back

Mission failed successfully

He often thinks you're getting bored of him because of your expression. Did he do anything to uncomfortable you? Or you were just not interested in him?? Please tell him, you're giving him anxieties :(

Once he realized that it was just a part of your personality, Asmo will be extremely gentle with you whenever you guys are alone

You're now his party partner and his drinking partner too (Although Devildom alcohols can't effect you)

Always ask you if you wanted to skip classes with him and Mammon

Introduce his fans to you, now you're insanely famous 😎

Would spoil you alot, just to see your happy face enough to make his heart melt <333

Beelzebub

Why is this human is so quiet? Are they hungry? Are they sick?

*worried Beel noises*

Oh, it's just their personality?

Starts treating you like a soft flower in his palms, despite you're chaotic af

(inserts gentle hold meme here)

Tries his best to cover you whenever you cause troubles

He's already a soft type, but you made him even softer 🥺

Often offer you to snacking with him. PLEASE CHERISH HIM HE'S SO CUTE WTF

Still abit scared that he might hurt your feelings by accident, because it's hard to tell what do you feel

He's the one who barely being pranked by you in this house (because we stan this precious boy)

You + Beel are both smiling = Brighter than Celestia Realm

Belphegor

Ewwwww a human

*insert choking meme here*

Uhhh why are you making that 😐😬 face?- Is this human okay?

Well at least they're quiet, good *head back to sleep*

Once he opened up, he's really like you hanging around with him, it's really comfy

"So you're telling me, you've pulled pranks on Lucifer too?" *Falls for you so hard that he hits his own head*

You're now the leader of the Anti-Lucifer League!

Always have you taking naps with him. Just don't pinch him while he's asleep

Ow! I said don't pinch me!

Congrats, both of you are now Lucifer's butt pain ❤

Sometimes pull small pranks on you too, but will get revenged by you after that. Totally worth it

10000000% would tease you whenever he sees you with a small smile

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This is my first time writing Headcannons lol, so hope you enjoyed it

I'm working on the Dateables so stay tuned! <3

-Anna