#it tastes like capitalism

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[saturdaysky]

i don't think i am ever going to be over those complicated wizards, you guys

[faaun]

we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

EEPY

[mikuni14]

News, articles etc: no one wants to work, Gen Z destroy workplaces with their behavior, they are demanding and picky, Gen Z cares about work-life balance and don't want to make sacrifices, employers complain about Gen Z, Gen Z destroy the old order in work

Me after watching Perfect Propose: …….. well CAN YOU DESTROY IT FASTER??

[silverandbluephoenix]

society loves disabled people until they're visibly disabled. They love the success stories. Look at them! They're disabled and they can do it! Why can't you? This man is autistic and he masks so well! This woman is in a wheelchair and she still supports herself full time. Why can't you?

Oh, you're disabled? Don't use it as an excuse! Put yourself out there! Work harder! You just need to apply yourself. Oh and you better not be lazy. You better not want to just survive. You better not be a drain on our taxes.

You just need to do better! Work harder! Wreck your body, destroy your mental health! Social life? If you can have one of those you can work! After all you don't really need that. Or free time. Or happiness.

Just lose weight. Just drink more water. Just try this new diet! Live your best life (just as long as you have a job because that's what's most important) Get out there and smell the fucking roses!

Just make sure you don't look actually disabled. After all, no one wants to see that. And you can't be fat, because that's even worse. Don't be an eyesore.

Dont complain, don't be whiny. No one wants to hear about your struggles, god why are you always talking about your disability? Like we get it already. Just shut up about it and work harder.

But no! We support disabled people! After all, we have a poster with a guy in a wheelchair saying you can do it! And you better be able to do it.

[brucequeensteen]

all r-dfem blogs on here are always posting 3 things: a) most vitriolic disgusting display of shaming people for how they look which almost always implicitly or explicitly aligns with some kind of eugenics or racism, b) how everyone who isnt them or disagrees with them is stupid or misguided or has no hope left for them, and c) how lonely and isolated they feel all the time . I wonder when they will join the dots

[the-sillies-survivor]

my friend just showed me this. it’s like the oreo mayo shit again. capitalism scares me.

[teeth-farie]

want period sex with mammon☹️☹️

AUGH I know you probably meant mammon being the one with the period but I got the sudden thought of him with blood all over his face and I. Hggggughhhhh

The blush on his cheeks pale in comparison to the red of your blood smeared across his lips and chin, staining his teeth and coating his tongue. Mammon had long since sworn off human meat, as did (most) of his other brothers. But that didn’t mean he didn’t have a craving here and there—and you certainly knew how to satisfy it.

Whenever he got the whiff of your cycle approaching, he was at your beck and call, fussing over you- but not fussing over you because he’s the Great Mammon and he never becomes a humans little helper— Ahem.

And when you’re all cozy he likes to lay his head by your stomach, nuzzling his cheek against your skin and not so subtly inhaling the faint scent of blood, now that he knows you bleeding doesn’t automatically equal a horrible death for you. And really, it’s his pleasure when you grab his hair and tell him you’re feeling some kind of way. He already wanted his face there anyway.

Mammon is in utter bliss when you allow him between your thighs, lapping and kissing over the hypersensitive area. Carefully, he suckles on your swollen clit, purring softly when you scratch his head. You’ll praise him, call him your good boy, your lovely demon, your obedient, desperate pet. And he’ll gasp for air with his face coated in discharge and blood, swallowing down a couple breaths before going back to it, nuzzling his lips and tongue against your mound, sucking off your clit until you reach that glorious high that makes you forget about the pain, if only briefly.

He’ll rest his cheek against your thigh as you let the post orgasm bliss settle into your bones, cooing and chirruping when your fingers tug and twirl his hair. He winds up smearing the blood from his face onto your thigh again, but he’s more than happy to lick you clean again

[top10statuesthatcriedblood]

my life if i got to live on college campus and make actual attempts at friendship instead of being stuck at home because its too expensive

[aforismosfraudulentos]

Old cars in same ol' San Francis'.

[chickensoupleg]

2 random aus since I got in a mood.

Eddie living near a lake that had rumours of mermaids living in there. The lake being huge and deep, so deep that Eddie would joke it's just a mini ocean in his own backyard. He and his uncle Wayne would go fishing there all the time, and so it was a very comforting place. Especially with the mermaid rumours. Eddie even would put the 'mermaid lake' into some of his campaigns, just for fun. Sometimes it was an important feature, where he would encourage his players to visit it, or maybe even have the big bad appear there. Then suddenly the rumours come true, when he's just writing and playing songs by the lake and hears singing coming from it. He would look out to the lake and see eyes staring back at him before disappearing into the deep. Of course, nobody believes him, because sure. The rumours are popular, but it doesn't mean people actually believe anyone would actually see them. Eddie is persistent though and keeps visiting. Even if he doesn't see whatever he saw that day, he gets to be by the lake, which is just added perk. Then he sees the mermaid for real, and turns out mermaids know English. He also learns that mermaids can be dudes, even if it's far more popular for them to be female. His mermaid friend finds it hilarious, because if mermaids were only girls than how would they procreate? Like bacteria? Which, when he puts it like that, does sound kind of stupid. Anyways, he learns the mermaid is named Billy, and that he's not actually from here at all. Which, obviously, sounds insane to Eddie, because where else would he have come from? It's a lake, and as far as Eddie is aware, not connected to the ocean in the slightest. It is a sole standing body of water as far as he's aware. Billy, the prick, laughs at him. Apparently it is connected to other bodies of water, it's just not feasible by human standards. There's a hidden underground tunnel apparently, and Billy just sort of... migrated there. Accidentally. The tunnel is somehow a powerful current, and only works one way. So he's been stuck there for years. There are a handful of other mermaids in the lake, but they don't come up since they can breathe underwater just fine despite appearing human. Ergo, they never interact with humans much either. The only reason Billy even showed up was because he liked the music Eddie was playing. Which launches Eddie into a whole plethora of questions, because this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Billy only answers some of them freely, and makes Eddie work to get other answers. They grow close, and since then Eddie makes it his mission to continually visit his new friend. Billy isn't much of a nerd as Eddie is, but they connect with their shared appreciation for the metal genre, even if Eddie has to be the one to supply it. In return, Billy gives him cool shells and rocks he finds. And a crab once. Which was weird, because Eddie didn't know the lake had crabs. They get close, and maybe even a little affectionate. Who knows.

Basically just centaur Harringroveson AU. Steve is a cervitaur, Eddie is a centaur, and Billy is a bariaur. They're just vibing honestly. Maybe Eddie gets the fun time of watching Steve and Billy fight by antler/horns. And then help them because they got stuck to each other. Which happens a lot, because something in their hindbrains wants to just slam their antlers/horns against each other. Dominance, or whatever it is supposed to be. Eddie certainly isn't up for the task. Fun times when Steve casually shed his antlers. Or shed his velvet, where Eddie has to go hide because it is a gory sight. He finds it metal, but also his stomach can only take so much. Billy finds it equally as gross, but his stomach is much stronger for this. Eddie is probably like... a black thoroughbred horse. Or a mustang. Just... a runner of a guy. Steve is either a common white-tailed deer or a red deer. Just for the idea of the red deer being huge and the whole King Steve kind of idea. Billy is a rambouillet ram or a rocky mountain bighorn. Just... stocky but also has a sort of glamour to him. Of course just to make it fair everyone gets the fun perk of being centaur hybrid things. Maybe El can be a unicorn centaur, as a psychic treat. (Oh my gosh unicorn Vecna.... Dark crispy unicorn Vecna.... Flesh monster...) Also I don't think cars exist in this universe, because it would be very awkward trying to fit in one, unless they were very specifically built and long to accommodate the rest of them. Oh they'd be so long. So either it is long cars, or everyone walks everywhere. Alternatively, wagons for passengers. Just for extra fun (mostly just for me) Robin is also a cervitaur, and she jokes that she stole Steve's antlers when hers come in when Steve's falls off. She'd be a reindeer, which is why it works. It also means they can put trinkets on their antlers year round. When Steve's falls off they go right on Robin's. Fun fact, sheeps can swim. Billy is not banned from his water. However, sheep can also sink because wool is a thing. Billy has to shave. Extra treat: Demotaurs. Why not.

[stargazypie]

soooooo many posts on here that just wilfully fail to recognise that some people don’t like brightly multicoloured maximalist aesthetics

[struggling-to-find-home]

Ate breakfast at McDonald's: ❌ Bad

Ate breakfast at McDonald's for the first time since it got banned in my country more than 2 years ago: ✔️ Good

[britneyshakespeare]

i met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like moxie cola

[tcypionate]

personally, i think if some sort of apocalypse happened, we wouldn't immediately collapse and get set back hundreds of years wrt technology, infrastructure, etc. it's not like every engineer, doctor, construction workers, etc. are going to also be wiped out. and even under the constant pressure and threat of capitalism, people go into these careers wanting to do good. (depending on how the apocalypse is started/how it happens) there would probably be a few rough years at first but people are really good at getting their shit together