#it was a valiant effort

[marskiiii]

im feeling nostalgic

[asiogie]

ooOoHhahaoahahaosjaisjbaabajaiaiaj

Oh so the dnf likes are back back

like he rly tried his hardest for like 3 days ill give him that

[idarran-of-ulivo]

[breedingwhore]

okay bestie you got me there😭 i was feeling a little dominant the other day and i *tried* to tease you but i'm terrible at it bc i don't have a dom bone in my body😭 imma go back to being degraded, lmao. and to answer your tag on the previous ask, you don't generally come off as desperate but you really did on this one post so i took my chances, hopefully i didn't cross a line!!!

You tried kitten, I'll give you that. Seems like the only thing you're good at is being the previous little slut you are. Maybe if you practice more you can get me slightly wet

Good to know I don't come off desperate! I'm just very horny all the time and wished to be fucked 24/7 ☺️

[lostboywriting]

Sam: *awkwardly asks Celia out*

Norris: HEY. HEY YOU GUYS. WANNA HEAR ABOUT A FUNNY THING THAT HAPPENED AT A STAG PARTY

[sneezarify]

people with loud, forceful, productive sneezes who still need to sneeze in multiples must be out to kill me!

[kulluto]

[nineraeix]

I remember now why I had actively banned myself from drawing Elias. I haven’t done anything else for the past 72 hours.

[loganslowdown4]

Remus: Get off my chair. Please. Or else

Roman: (to Patton) I’m trying to teach him to be more polite around you

Remus: Please get off my chair please. Or else please. I will kill you please.

Roman: It’s working

Remus: Get fucked shithead, please! Or else. Please.

[raytorosaurus]

frank stans are incapable of being slightly normal about him but that's partly because music journalists are also incapable of being normal about him. i think they're often a little nonplussed and bemused by gerard even if they find him fascinating, and even when he's being open there's a little bit of a protective distance there. but frank doesn't know how to be anything other than utterly candid and the bastard's charisma stats are FULLY maxed out in one-on-one conversation, which put together make him pure white crack for journalists. from "you could imagine him shooting you dead" to winning over dan ozzi (who didn't even like mcr) right down to tom bryant's clear frank bias in not the life it seems lmao

[mortispoxi]

Pratchett trying to shoehorn in a romantic partner for Drumknott at the end of Unseen Academicals is honest very funny in retrospect because the lad shows up two more times before the series concludes and is still romantically unattached which implies that despite Vetinari and Margolotta’s best efforts to play matchmaker something must’ve gone so wildly wrong that it made the two of them not want to engage with each other any further.

So because of this oversight, my headcanon is that when Drumknott and Miss Healstether had their little rendezvous they argued over who had the better filing method which ended in Vetinari and Margolotta having to physically separate and restrain them to keep them from killing each other. It’s the first and only time Vetinari ever had to reprimand Drumknott in his entire career all because he bit Margolotta’s librarian during the altercation. However, deep down he was more than a bit amused watching two mild mannered individuals throw hands over a ring binder so it was more of a halfhearted, “don’t do it again,” kind of scolding.

[cccotard]

anzu hitting the griddy

facts

[2063april5]

The Surak we see in The Savage Curtain is a manifestation of Spock's idea of Surak, so if the first thing he does is reprimand Spock for showing emotion that's because that is exactly what Spock would expect. That the greatest vulcan who ever lived, father of all we now hold true and his personal role model would be disappointed in him

[courtsees]

not to be shady but how does one not clock that them repeating "mary-anne" was an allusion to his alleged femininity/a dig at him being gay in some capacity

[blotsjunkyard]

Help me manifest: I will shut down my laptop and go to sleep now. I will not complete this in one sitting. Starting fresh and immediately doing lighting would mean this would be awesome compared to my regular art—that I finish in one sitting.

Amen.

[darkfire359]

Everyone is talking about Astarion’s wonderful plotline, voice, expressions, et cetera et cetera, but no one is talking about what a monster he is in combat. I swear he could 1v3 the rest of my party. Sharpshooter is so busted with dual-wielded hand crossbows and thief rogue, holy shit. Why would I use a bonus action to hide when I have a 95% chance of hitting with a shot that does 1d6+1d4+19 damage (before counting sneak attack) and auto-kills enemies if they have <=10 HP afterwards?

Gloomstalker ranger multiclass means that I get 5 of these attacks on the first turn of combat (actually 7 with bloodlust elixir, i.e. permanent haste that stacks with Haste). Add in 2d6 sneak attack, which will often crit given all those attacks (plus blinding raven familiar + durge cloak invisibility giving advantage) and occasional 1d6 poison damage (if Astarion needed healing for some reason), and he is frequently killing ~200 hp worth of enemies per round.

And with the huge initiative bonus, he usually just wipes them before they even get a turn. Not that them getting a turn would matter—even if they get in range of him, he walks around with 22 AC, a charm reaction, and Protection from Good and Evil giving disadvantage to most everything in Act 2.

And this all consumes 0 resources per fight (though Hasted Astarion is obviously even better). I keep thinking I’ll have to long rest at some point, but I just… don’t. I’ve fought something like 15+ combats today since Act 2 start and everyone is still at full health. One of my short rests I took entirely to renew the charge on a ring of jumping.

I feel like I’m missing out on precious Astarion cutscenes and I have no one to blame but Astarion.