#it's a different flavor obv but

[ct-hardcase]

Was thinking about Trilla and her story, and how (very understandably, given her slowburn turn in JFO) a lot of her fandom emphasis is on the fact that she was dragged kicking and screaming into the inquisitorius and focuses on her redemption as a hinge point, with there being a fandom-wide recognition that she's a good inquisitor, but I really want to dive into the meat of the latter.

Even though Trilla was the farthest you could get from a willing inductee, she clearly got good. We don't have much hard evidence of her skill pre-JFO, but she clearly has a presence on the field given how her purge troopers act around her in Dark Temple, and is an intimidating combatant against Cal throughout. However, taking the analysis from this post (a highly-recommended read, since it shaped my thoughts on Trilla and other inquisitors' characterization), she wasn't always that way—and quite the opposite.

The inquisitorius broke Trilla down in order to turn the kind, anxious soul screaming for her master into an efficient and ruthless inquisitor. I'm sure she holds a lot of resentment, of course, but I wonder how Trilla feels about that the other side of her remaking. How, from a certain point of view, there's a commanding presence she didn't have before, how she's not shrinking in the background during a duel fight, how she leads when it's down to her and another inquisitor on a mission.

I also have to disagree that Trilla was looking for an out of the organization prior to JFO—I don't think anything other than Cere showing up and the catharsis of the final duel could have triggered that in her, honestly, since there's a line where Trilla says she intends to use the holocron as leverage to advance in the organization. That sort of determination to be noticed by Vader or Sidious feels more ambitious than Reva-esque, to me.

Trilla's attempted turn to the light is important, and I think it's what keeps so many people coming back to her as a character, but her having been a dedicated inquisitor before that is what makes her interesting idk

[whimsicalcotton]

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[eudico-my-beloved]

Haha what if i turned bombastine into a fruity cocktail. Lemon/ sour but the top is more pleasant and refreshing. Sweet even. But at the bottom its not sweet and its just very sour and bitter. Maybe a hint of salt to bring out the flavors. Bonus points if the bottom part is green and it makes a gradation with the top and served in a fancy af bottle/ cup

[ursie]

Honestly slur discourse is so wild because somehow on this site people decided to apply the don’t gatekeep everyone should be included logic to like. Actual slurs like?? Genuinely insane. No one understands how systematic power works or how they were actually historically and culturally used so now we have gays mad at old butches for for calling themselves fags while also unironically calling themselves cripples for their anxiety like. Insane it’s insane

[posts-from-employee-427]

i missed you too, dude! anyways, i got you and snare-stare-nare-square some slushies, dude. i don’t know what flavors you dudes liked, so i just mixed all the flavors together in two cups and hoped for the best, man. i took a sip and it kinda tastes like an f’d-up fruit punch, bro -gnarly

That sounds disgusting. I love it.

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

I don't write for 99% of the MCU but I think I'd be down to write for those early phase movies (Kenneth Branagh's Thor film, my beloved 💖).

Like if it's anything up to say Age of Ultron or GotG II, I'd give it a fair try. Maybe Punisher but I don't know if I could do any version of Frank justice 😅. But considering those early MCU movies fueled a fair bit of my forays into reading fanfic as a pastime (and that the Collector, Yondu, Hulk, Bucky, early-era Loki, James Spader!Ultron, Mantis, early Wanda, etc led to my first peek at tagged yandere shit 👀) Prior to those movies I mainly just dicked around on Quizilla and FF.net for run-of-the-mill anime stuff and didn't even realize that other fans liked the thot of being kidnapped by some fictional person with you. Turns out I wasn't the only weirdo into that idea!

[the-ethereal-demon]

Something interesting I've noticed regarding gender in our system is that some of our parts are trans whereas others are cis, regardless of their actual gender.

One of our parts is something akin to a trans girl. Which i dont entirely understand bc we're afab... But im sure it has something to do with the inherent queerness of our gender.

The few parts of us that do identify in some way with girl-ness still dont have the cis female experience. And i think thats something that I've never acknowledged.

I think for a long time, i rejected femininity in all its forms. And as i became more cognizant of my own non-girl gender, i allowed myself to embrace a very specifc idea of femininity. You can be pretty in the way a boy is pretty, you can be a boy who likes dresses and nail polish. But i was still not acknowledging the full spectrum of femininity.

Im losing my train of thought a bit, but i think where im going with this, is that although i already recognize my very queer masculinity, and how that will never be the same way a cis man perceives himself, i never thought to consider that my femininity is also tied to my queerness. Even though i accept myself and my gender expression as a trans masculine person, im still phobic of the feminine parts of myself. Its hard because i know that people view me as a cis girl, when i am very much not that. And while i do feel some kinship with the lesbian experience (as many trans mascs do) i also never really delved into those feelings because it didnt "make sense". Yes i like girls, but im not a girl, so i cant be a lesbian [therefore] there is no insight to be gained about myself from exploring the lesbian way of relating to gender.

Uhh ramble rambles... ANYWAY the point being that i never considered the inherently queer feminine expression. I've been so phobic of "realizing" that im "just a girl" that i never explored anything remotely girl adjacent. Like yes you lesbians with your complex genders that is very cool and good for you, but its not for me. But like just because there are parts of me that may identify more with girl, isnt me admitting that i was wrong? Or that the way other people view me is correct. Regardless of where im at on the spectrum of human gender, i am very much queer, and that isnt something that will ever change.

[brilliantpines]

i think people tend to mix up ‘in character’ and ‘well-written’ when they talk abt fic

[determunition]

i took the switcheroo week as an excuse to finally try my hand at some scrybeswap designs! got a bit carried away as you can see, i love doing character design so much

decided to keep their species/major design elements fairly consistent (e.g. grimora's makeup, mag being vague and indistinct, leshy having nonhuman legs, p03 only having one arm) while still switching up their aesthetics as needed; super happy with all of these as a result!

design notes for each scrybe under the cut! def open to any further questions or curiosities, i always think way too hard about characters while designing them lmao

P03:

scrybe of the dead: i went for a possessed tv vibe; he's still mechanical but those bones do have a living soul trapped in them...also shoutout to @squid-hug for suggesting the x-ray machine, i was very tickled by that lmao

scrybe of beasts: overgrown old bot was kind of a given for this one, but i was also thinking that the plants are part of what's keeping him running somehow

scrybe of magicks: the magic eye is the core powering that top monitor, and the two side monitors display what he's seeing with that eye at any given time

grimora:

scrybe of beasts: she's a witch! like a chill terry pratchett kind of witch, she works with a lot of herbs and such; also her makeup is meant to mimic blood drops

scrybe of magicks: magick grimora is more of a warlock type, her magic is a lot more sinister and she almost never opens her eyes (whereas her third eye is basically always open)

scrybe of tech: tech grimora is kind of a wacky machinist-flavored dr. frankenstein; she inscribes by writing on circuitboards!

leshy:

scrybe of the dead: this leshy is a gargoyle/vampire hybrid! i thought a mirror would be fun for him bc you can get two different cultural refs; medusa (bc stone gargoyle), and the idea that vampires don't appear in mirrors!

scrybe of magicks: i decided to make him a bird guy (kinda harpy-esque) bc he's basically a more whimsical baba yaga hermit; the baba yaga thing carries over from slavic folklore obvs. also he has polycoria!

scrybe of tech: tech leshy was super fun, bc he's steampunk! rather than animal legs i gave him digitigrade robot legs, but other than that he's the most like, normal human guy here probably lmao; despite his well-adjusted appearance though i still think he's got a bit of freaky wonk in him

magnificus:

scrybe of the dead: this one was very ring-inspired lol, got those clump of hair you found in the shower drain vibes

scrybe of beasts: bush magnificus real! i think he'd be a bit more quirky trickster fae in this form

scrybe of tech: one of my favorites; tech mag is an emaciated cyborg draped in so many loose cords and wires that you can't tell what he looks like anymore. a lot of those cords are connected to him, and he plugs them in wherever as needed! he also has a drawing stylus, making him just an average art student tbh lmao

[lonepower]

ok you know what i need more bodysharing/brain roommates. malevolent got me feeling some kind of way and I need MORE. tvtropes has like 15 different categories that are all sort-of-but-not-really under the umbrella of what I'm looking for, and sorting through all of that is a little too unwieldy, so I'm turning to you guys. 

key factors of the specific flavor of "multiple consciousnesses stuck in the same meat suit" that I'm looking for are:

any variation of, a human (or this universe's equivalent [so like, an elf where elves are commonplace would count]) has another, nonhuman consciousness attached to them and only them in such a way that the two can communicate, and subsequently

they Banter Constantly

^that^ is probably the most important qualifier here tbh

second most important qualifier is that they are not separated at the end (this obv. doesn't apply if the thing is still ongoing). it's okay if the passenger gets a new body (cf. subnautica) or is freed from their binding (cf. baldur's gate), as long as the partnership isn't broken.

Related: they don't actually have to SHARE a body (so enchanted objects, an AI implant, a Mysterious Disembodied Voice, an imaginary friend, etc., also count). they just have to be tethered to each other such that the passenger cannot move around or function on their own without a host. (I think this is part of why it's hard to narrow down on tvtropes: it's more about the dynamic than about the specific mechanism of "possession".)

Third most important qualifier is that only the current host can hear/communicate with the passenger, even if other people around them are aware of the passenger's existence.

two humans stuck in the same body is okay as long as the other criteria are met, but I would prefer it if the host is human(/equivalent) and the passenger is not (or vice versa if the passenger/possessor is the one with control of the body, as with things like the yeerks, most demonic possession, etc).

it doesn't have to be romantic. they don't even have to like each other. conversely, it absolutely can be romantic too.

They DO have to be the POV character/s for a significant majority (like, at least 60-75%) of the work, because the internal back-and-forth is the entire point.

Bonus points if: they do actually share a body; they are either never physically separated either, or are rejoined at the end (voluntarily or otherwise); passenger has lots of setting-relevant knowledge/an alien or fantastical perspective, while host shows passenger what it's like to be Alive™; despite constantly butting heads, host and passenger work patently better as a team; super extra bonus points for all of the above 

My favorite examples of what I am looking for:

Malevolent podcast (super extra bonus points x10000000000000000)

Venom movies (this is probably the codifier for most people here tbh) (super extra bonus points)

Subnautica: Below Zero (AL-AN gets their own body but stays with Robin, and it hits all of the others)

Forspoken (super extra bonus points)

the "a bagel. two bagels." vine

(I know there's a couple others that I'm just blanking on. If I remember them, I'll add them.)

other things that have moments or flavors of this, but aren't focused on it/don't quite hit all of them:

the Bartimaeus trilogy had it at the end a little, but, well. it didn't last very long. (i STILL haven't recovered from that ending and i was, what? 15 or something? g o d)

the emperor in bg3 kiiiinda counts since they're magically bound to the player/party and can't exist outside their prison, but they do have their own body and are not nearly as chatty as I'm  looking for. also, while only the holders of the prism can hear them, All of the holders of the prism can hear them and I'd really prefer one-on-one.

I think Death Note would also count? I read it in like 6th grade and never finished it so my memory is patchy At Best, but since nobody else can interact with Ryuk, he's bound to whoever holds the notebook, and he's the supplier of the holder's powers, it's close enough that I would accept something similar.

Slay the Princess has the bickering in spades and fulfills the "do not separate" criterion depending on your ending, although the jury's out on whether the voices are Actually their own entities or just symptoms of you losing it. Also, nobody in it is human. The bickering is definitely good enough to make up for it though. (The fact that it's Jonny Sims clearly having a grand old time might have something to do with it...)

with the caveat that I have not watched any of it, i think jadzia (and?) dax from ds9 miiight count, but they're part of an ensemble cast and thus fail the "pov characters for a majority of the work" and "we get to hear their constant internal banter" criteria.

things I tried that fit at least some criteria, but didn't like for various reasons:

the good demon by jimmy cajoleas. promising concept, but 1) the protagonist smokes, which is an instant and unnegotiable dealbreaker (seriously, who makes their protagonist do that in The Year Of Our Lord Anything Later Than 1950?? and to a child? DEATH. ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.), and 2) I looked it up and they separate at the end anyways, so there's even LESS of a point. 

the venom comics. honestly I just... really dislike superhero comics, there's always way too many of them to keep track of + I'm very shallow and they're usually unbearably ugly to me (and also having started with the movies I just found comics!eddie really unpleasant tbh) 

parasyte manga. perfect concept, great dynamic, but its particular brand of body horror was... not great for me and I had to put it down. (horror in and of itself isn't a dealbreaker, though, so if you've got something similar that doesn't involve lots of hands bent at nauseating angles, I'll gladly take it.)

Cyberpunk 77 has the two-humans flavor of this and hits almost all of the other criteria, but i viscerally hated literally everything about j*hnny s*lverhand with every fiber of my being and the rest of the game was so mediocre already that i just gave up

....I know it's a highly specific/potentially niche dynamic, but if anyone has any recs, PUHLEEASE hmu!!! I'm looking for original work rather than fanfiction, but apart from that, format doesn't matter at all (although if it's some like super difficult indie game or something, I probably won't get very far lol). the MAIN points are 1) bickering and 2) host-and-passenger, so if you have something that hits those but not the others, feel free to share it anyway!

[meyerlansky]

my take on gale mota, if this helps: so obvs he's generally holds back and is very careful socially, tending towards watching rather than participating. i also think he's very reactive, inasmuch as he gives people what "fits" their personality. egan's an annoying endearing brat so he gets the longsuffering treatment. curt's longsuffering, so he gets gale's version of a brat. neither is a /lie/, persay, but both are an obfuscation of the whole picture. he deliberately casually makes himself 1/

...hard to know, which is also shown in his general stoic snarky shtick. again, it's not a lie, it's just not /everything/. exactly what part of himself he's trying to hide is up to interpretation (big gay boner for his buddies, anyone?) but i personally think he's trying very hard to hide just how fucking mean he can be. ironically i think this is exactly why bucky is drawn to him (because maybe he'll smack him around a little) who said that 2/2

yessssssss all of this is so good and i agree with nearly all of it: gale is definitely very cautious, very withholding, and very reactive, and i also definitely see a deep capacity for viciousness and anger and meanness as one of the vices he's decided Cannot Under Any Circumstances Be Expressed, Lest He Be Too Like His Father. i think my only major difference in read is i can't see gale bratting, at least not early on; not only does bucky have the brat market CORNERED, but i think gale wants to be good. he doesn't want to have those vices, he doesn't want to lash out when he's angry, he doesn't want to be a dog off the leash. what he needs is a firm hand at the end of the leash, who'll tell him when he's being a good boy.

i think he also wants that hand to hold him back from the anger and the meanness, but this is where i think curt becomes an interesting choice for being that firm hand (vs, say, bucky, who wants to drag gale so far off-leash that they both forget what the concept of leashes are, and i'm losing control of this dog metaphor but you get what I'm saying). because i think curt is happy to put gale where he belongs when it's necessary—it takes barely a touch to his chest and, what, fifteen words to make gale back down in the RAF scene, when gale FORCED bucky back down into his seat to keep him from taking the hit? seriously, curt doms that boy with so light a touch i don't think gale even knows it's THERE—but i also think that curt sees that vicious streak in gale and likes it. it just needs pointing in the right direction. so i think it'd be good for gale in that he can bring curt as many apples as he can get his hands on and get told he's a good boy for it, and curt valuing that protective streak gale seems to lump down into Anger, Which Is Always Bad means gale would get more space to have those feelings in productive ways. i.e. circling the fight like a guard dog to keep the RAF guys from taking any potshots, and reeling curt into safety the second he's in range. and also the two of them brat-taming the fuck out of bucky, with curt telling gale exactly what and how much he should give bucky. i mean what.

[wrt smacking bucky around lmao genuinely i think curt and gale BOTH have crises about That Time Bucky Made Me Hit Him, but they're flavored differently: curt is upset bucky kept pushing at what curt tried to express as a limit, but gale is upset that he couldn't "control" himself in the face of bucky pushing him. i don't think either of them have the language to express any of this clearly, either, so it's a top drop clusterfuck both times, but it's worse for gale because he has the self-hate i'm-just-like-my-dad-after-all spiral waiting and ready to go, whereas curt's like "i'm fucked up over this. why am i fucked up over this. oh, because i didn't want to, i SAID i didn't want to, and bucky didn't listen to me." i've got thoughts about it]

[gazingstarsabove]

DRINK and DRIVE!!

IDEA I GOT AT 4 AM, SORRY IF GRAMMAR IS MESSED UP– HC's of how the fellas would drive!!

–·Hank is not the best driver, think we all can agree on that. He's either always hitting a hundred miles per hour or he's going slug slow, like there's no in between. Hold onto your seats because this man is probably gonna crash at every turn! Does not have a driver's license, nor the knowledge about anything related to cars tbh

–·Ngl but Sanford would be decent, prolly had been a get away driver a couple of times before. In the SQ they'd always pick him to drive, unless he's drunk, that is. I really do feel like he'd have a driver's license but the cars he drives do NOT have any plate number so uh

–·Deimos uhhhhhhhh, he'd drive a motorcycle more than a car my instincts just tell me this guys trust me. But overall he'd be okay, definitely not any better than Hank though. He smokes even when the windows are closed and the AC is on, while you're just choking beside him. Does not have a license

–·Do I really have to talk about Doc? Look, he might be smart and be a (unlicensed) doctor but man, mf gonna be tripping on the wheel. The trunk is probably gonna be open and he wouldn't NOTICE. Claims he has a license, but obviously does not

–·Tricky doesn't need a car, he can go underground and just zoom. He'll probably eat the tires of the cars though, says their very chewy and the flavors differ from car to car. Will literally just sit on the roof of the car while you're driving, you probably won't even notice. Obv does not have a license.

–Auditor would not be the one driving, he has hired agents and get away drivers incase an ambush or anything else happens. He's usually in one of those long ass black cars that only have 3 or 2 people inside, has his own wine collection inside(and soda's). But he won't give you some. I don't really think him having or not having a license would be any different because- it's not him driving!!!

–·The Sheriff knows how to drive, a little bit better than Sanford since he is the sheriff ykyk. If you were to ever sit on the passengers seat, he'll treat you like a damn passenger princess. Will rest his hand on your thigh, tells you to get stuff from areas he can't reach. But overall is a pretty good driver. He has a driver's license, may or may not have some beers behind the trunk.

–·Jeb would be a nice driver too, just don't expect him to talk much. He gets his priorities straight - fixes the rearview mirror, the gears in the right place, his pace not too fast nor too slow, checking his blind spots when backing up. He can be ur personal driver, if he thinks fondly of you. He's a good driver, but mostly just levitates or floats around. Has a license

–·Director Phobos would be much similar to Auditor, maybe they'd even gossip sometimes when they're in the same car. Though unlike Auditor, Phobos is much more talkative, and he has a lot of sass too like goddamn. It's a friday evening and he STILL complains about either the weather or his "great" plans in Nexus Core. He gets out of the car like a princess, one hand on his cape, one hand on the agent's hand. Careful not to trip on his 6 inch heels.

[isa-ghost]

May I humbly ask for more q!phil headcanons? 👉👈

Fuck yeah concrete >:D

Previous Sets: Set 1 Set 2 Set 3 Set 4 Set 5

M O R E

He'll go above & beyond for his friends for as long as it takes, but when a situation proves futile or hopeless, he gives up. And hates it. He feels guilty for it even when he knows there's nothing more he can do. He also HATES being helpless (it's part of why he's taking being grounded so hard)

Once his mind is made up, it's made up. It's very hard to change his mind. You practically need a PowerPoint of irrefutable facts & proof of why he should think another way

Yeah. He's stubborn. It can be infuriating. But it comes from a place of life experience, knowing what he wants, and a hint of paranoia for flavor. It's not exactly a flaw, but it does act as a detriment sometimes

And don't get him wrong, he doesn't always like being stubborn. Sometimes he just can't imagine things any other way than how he's picturing. He does feel bad sometimes about being the way he is. He has a hard time trusting things that aren't his gut or Rose

He's grown to like walks. He misses flying obv but walkies are pretty okay. He still gets to see neat stuff, and clear his head if his paranoia isn't too awful

He knows he's losing touch with reality slowly. He's just unaware there's words for it (derealization, dissociation). And he tries really hard not to think about it, it makes him sick with dread because once again, it gnaws at his ability to control his situation or himself

Btw that's one of his deepest fears if it wasn't obvious. Like yeah he has basic bitch fears that most other people have like losing loved ones or w/e, but his personal Big Fear is the loss of his autonomy. It's part of why he's an anarchist & hates the Federation, another part of why being flightless is killing him inside, and part of why Ender King scares him. Especially after Rose's most recent message (1/17/24) said EK has no vessel. Phil's mind shot right to "He needs a vessel and that vessel is me. That's what he wants."

He does NOT like acknowledging that to a degree, he & Ender King DO have things in common. He constantly rationalizes it in his brain as "I have crow brain, I collect the things that look shiny & cool. Ender King is malicious, it's not the same."

Lowkey hates the quiet. It's nice to get out of chaotic environments for bit, but that doesn't mean the silence will grant him peace. He starts getting lost in his own head, or winds up understimulated. Music is a good buffer. Ideally though, he likes having the kids or one person to bounce off of (& keep him mentally grounded when he's stressed). It's why he adventures with Fit so often.

Speaking of silence, and calling back to fears, there's something so inexplicably uncomfortable to him about footsteps that aren't his, esp in quiet. See, the admins invisible Federation workers that just monitor things, he can usually tolerate those bc it's easy to guess when it's them he's accompanied by & not an unknown presence. But man, when he knows he should absolutely be alone atm but hears movement that isn't his own, his adrenaline shoots through the roof. (Little does he know, that's Hardcore Instincts kicking in. He's used to that movement being a mob out to kill him)

Rose's Sanctuary is a fitting enough "altar" for her, so to speak. Even though she made it herself. The Goddess of Death however, Phil needs something for her. He has a locket with a wither rose engraved in it for now, he doesn't want to be questioned by his friends why there's a weird purple & black altar in his house when,,, he might have to tell them there's (an entirely different) purple & black motherfucker trying to maybe possess him who Is Very Bad. Also there's no way they'd believe he's married to a goddess. He can hear Fit laughing already.

He keeps getting distracted but he really wants to either build a practice range for bows or just. Go on a solo adventure shaking off the rust on his aim. He misses the rush of pride he gets when he snipes something so flawlessly. He also procrastinates on it when he's Not distracted bc he has the scythe & he's in love with it. (Also it's a symbol of Death Wife)

Every now and then he'll banter with the invisible Feds trying to bargain with them for the Good Shit(tm) Mexican food they had at Mexican Independence Day. Things have been so chaotic lately he hasn't gotten the chance to ask Chayanne to make them & like HELL he could successfully make them himself

That said, he's actually not a terrible cook like he claims. He just hates how laborious cooking can be LMAO.

Even so, he still really wants to cook for Missa. Purely for bonding reasons. He has no idea Missa would probably crush even harder on him, Phil still thinks they're mutually platonic.

[bluedalahorse]

POV: Young Royals is an early 2000s Web 1.0 juggernaut megafandom

During my hiatus earlier this week, @heliza24 and I had a conversation about what Young Royals fandom would be like if it were not a modestly-sized tumblr fandom in the 2020s, but rather an early 00s juggernaut megafandom like the kind you saw on livejournal and individual web pages scattered throughout the internet.

Note: the tone here is 100% silly and inspired by a) my personal history in long ago fandoms and b) repeated viewings of fandom history videos by @strange-aeons. The internet had a bit more of a “wild west” feeling back in those days and you will see that reflected in our ideas.

A lightly edited transcript of my conversation with heliza about fanfic archive names and potential early internet dramas follows…

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blue: So here’s a topic of discussion YR fandom hasn't done yet. What would each pairing's archive be called if we were watching this show in 2003? I feel like Wilmon would have a few archives, each with a different flavor. Like there'd be a catch-all archive that's pretty friendly and welcoming, an archive just made up of fics where they're adults, and then something for kink and/or dark fic (or those would be separate)

heliza: Our weird multi shipping poly archive is called sprucewood obvs!

blue: Oh there'd probably also be a Wilmon archive that's Edmar RPF-friendly

heliza: One of them would be called The Frog Prince and the Popstar. Maybe that's the RPF favorable one, idk.

blue: Originally was going to say the catch-all, but I think you're right. The catch-all friendly archive would be The Fish Tank.

heliza: Yes love that ahaha. Is the kinky one like Fuck the Monarchy or something like that?

blue: Something like that. Although. Okay there might be two adult archives, but only as a result of an intense fandom schism I feel like there'd be an offshoot of Fuck the Monarchy for people who want King Wilhelm and Prince Consort Simon. Something like King & Consort.

heliza: Ahahah yes perfect. I think there would be a separate Sargust archive! What would you call it?

blue: Yes! With a little cordoned off adult section with its own name. Hmmm I haven't thought of a name yet but I feel like the web design of it would be very Goth.

heliza: Absolutely.

blue: Black backgrounds. Blood red rose incorporated in the web design. Horses, naturally.

heliza: ... The Stables?

blue: Secret Stables

heliza: Yes good

blue: The adult section of the website would be called something extreme like ~Bit & Bridle~

heliza: Perfect

blue: The Stedrika archive is called Lavender Crush because of Stella's hair in S2. It's small but the webmistress is very dedicated and very transparent with her updates.

heliza: yes haha and she's always trying to convert people to femslash. I feel like she would eventually let Sara/Felice and Maddie/Rosh in as well.

blue: I think she co-runs a second site called Manor House which is all YR femmeslash.

heliza: oh right of course

blue: The other webmistress of that site is her wife ten years later.

heliza: Yessss. Strangeaeons makes a video about them. Because there's enough drama but then they end up together

blue: Yes! I think the other mod ran a Rosh and Ayub fan page. Oh there'd be a general fandom archive called Hillerska Skolan Library or something, but it would be a lot of cross-posting. 

blue: I feel like we need a Forest Ridge archive too.

heliza: Is that where the Walty and Nilcent goes?

blue: Yes. And like. Alexander being shipped with various people. I feel like it's 2003 so there's lots of combos. And some Wilhelm/Simon/Henry? It would exist, don't ask me how I know, it's just vibes.

heliza: There's a renegade writer who keeps writing Wilhelm/Nils and one who posts August/Simon and it sends the site into an epic fight because there are some mods who insist that this is for ALL THE BOYS EXCEPT SIMON AND WILHELM. And some of them don't mind.

blue: Omg there'd be a small August/Simon archive too

heliza: The lavender crush people are like "wow those boyslashers are intense"

blue: But it's all cross-posting with Forest Ridge… Oh god. Oh god I just thought of the name of the Simon/August archive help.

heliza: Go on

blue: Ok ok… it's a rowing pun… forgive me… it'd be called… Take Out Your Cox

heliza: АНАНАНАНА INCREDIBLE

blue: There's actually a violent schism among sargusters about whether it's ok to also ship Simon/August or not. This schism lines up almost exactly with one's sargust kink preferences and ability to have a sense of humor.

heliza: "It's incest if you ship both!!!"

blue: If a sargust has written dom August, then they are against Simon/August. If a sargust writes Sara domming or writes them switchy, and they have a sense of humor, they definitely write Simon/August… also is the Forest Ridge archive just called Forest Ridge? Wait. The Forest Ridge Archive is called On The Table.

heliza: Oh yes perfect.

blue: OK ALSO—IT IS 2002 OF COURSE THERE IS AN INCEST ARCHIVE SIGH. "Royal Family Affairs" or something.

heliza: Wilhelm/Erik would be big I think

blue: Wilhelm/Erik, Erik/August, any number of other things. Ok but is it primarily dudeslash. Do they shut out the Kristina/Carl Johan shippers? Is that on fandom_wank?

heliza: I feel like the mods would have to let it on because technically it fits the description. But there would be a side chat bitching about it. Wilhelm/August!!! There would be that too.

blue: The mods who are against Kristina/Carl Johan would bitch in an AlM chatroom. Eventually screencaps are leaked, and the Kristina/Carl Johan people start their own archive called Unfortunate Romance.

blue: Ok one more thing. We need a name for the Felice specific archive. Where the Felice/Wilhelm/Simon polyshippers hang out in abundance. I grant this one to you, heliza.

heliza: Is that not Sprucewood? Or a different name?

blue: I leave it to you!

heliza: We haven't used sprucewood yet so I think we should!

blue: Sounds good to me!

heliza: Or if it's just Felice centered it could be Modern Nobility. I think Sprucewood is a reactionary thing actually, where the mods specifically say that all ships are allowed after drama has gone down at enough of the other sites.

blue: Yes. Sprucewood is also the most poly and kink friendly of the sites.

~

That’s all for now! Stay tuned for polls later today about which archives you would have frequented! (And if anyone is better than me at photoshopping/edits/etc and wants to make mockups of what the layouts of these imaginary Y2K websites would look like, down to the “this website contains SLASH, which means hot man on man action, don’t like don’t read, click the third comma in the second paragraph tp enter!” lengthy disclaimer page, then go forth. I think it would be funny.)

[sophieinwonderland]

It's weird being schizophrenic and plural (with some of that plurality being affected by both the schizophrenia and by trauma) and Also Traumatized all the same time because like.

CDD disorders, (c-)PTSD, and schizophrenia can have symptoms in common. Including dissociation, sometimes amnesia, hallucinations, etc, and often have similar comorbidities. Hell, schizophrenia can even cause trauma, which could lead to (c-)PTSD or traumagenic CDD disorders.

And, for a long ass time, before I knew I was schizophrenic, I thought I had OSDD-1 or mild DID with some added psychosis (yknow, for flavor). But then I started doing some research. And as it turned out, a lot of symptoms that I had that I thought were exclusive to CDDs... were just as easily caused by schizophrenia. Any other symptoms that were common in CDDs but weren't part of schizophrenia were quickly covered by c-PTSD. And I had a lot of symptoms of schizophrenia that could not be filled in by either.

Obv this is all just my experience, ymmv, yadda yadda. But it often leads me to a weird place when it comes to being part of plural communities. My experiences ride the line of being too close to CDDs to relate properly to nondisordered/non-CDD plurals, but because of where those experiences come from, I can't really relate to folks with CDDs either beyond superficial similarities. I'm kind of stuck in the middle.

Anyways. I dunno. It's just interesting for me to think about.

People in the community don't like talking about it, but there really is a serious problem in how these disorders are defined where a diagnosis of DID isn't allowed if symptoms can be explained by other disorders, and there's a huge overlap in symptoms to the point that all of symptoms of DID could be argued to be symptoms of Schizophrenia.

This is something Ross has criticized a lot and tried to rectify. But change is an uphill battle.

If you haven't read it yet (which you might have since I reference it a lot,) there's a paper exploring the differences in voice hearing between people with DID and people Schizophrenia. Maybe this can help you distinguish your experiences a bit.

Here's the DOI: 10.1097/NMD.0b013e3181c299ea

It's Sci-hub compatible if you want to access it easily. I thought maybe the data could be helpful to your journey.

The biggest differences I found there are that DID is far more likely to start in childhood, to include child voices, to include more than 2 voices, to talk among themselves without reference to the host, and (contrary to conventional wisdom) to include other sorts of hallucinatory experiences.

(It's unclear in the study if these hallucinations are as vivid as those typically associated with hallucinations in Schizophrenia.)

And it's definitely possible and valid to have both disorders, so I would be hesitant to rule out CDDs just because you also have symptoms that CDDs don't account for.

Anyway, thank you so much for sharing your experiences! This is a really important topic that I wish could get more of a spotlight in the plural community.

[glitchyk]

Hey! Welcome to the random incorrect quotes of the mafia au, mostly by Dia.

For those of you wondering, it’s pretty much a random idea I said and these cool artists I admire created it— and well now we’re all (kinda?) friends, and so I decided to do a goofy thing of all of our mafia characters with incorrect quotes.

Just canon characters— sorry for all the cool canon ones, but most of these quotes were made a while ago, just not put into this at the time of it being posted. These were generated a while ago… sorry for any characters that might’ve been added to canon since then!

Don’t worry, I’ll do another one on just the aces mob/ the blacks (for anyone seeing this out of context, it’s not a race thing, just ‘black cards’ against ‘red cards’. Wanted to clear that up before confusion started!) so any canon characters I didn’t have here- I’ll have there!

Characters are

M!Dash

M!Kay

M!Jeffery

M!Candice

M!Dia

M!Diamond

M!Rabid

M!Bun

M!Moshieee

M!Arsenic

Dia, Diamond, Candice, and Jeffery all belong to @dia-smthidk

Rabid and arsenic (plz tell me if I spelt that wrong) belong to @rabid-mercenary15

Moshie belongs to @moshieee obv

Bun belongs to Milo/Bun — @bunnybunnsowo

Dash belongs to @ner5y

And lastly Kay belongs to me! Most of these are sonas, so that’s why they might have the same or similar name to the creator, you should check all of them out!

A lot of them do tadc content mostly (or at least as of current times) but their all amazing at so many other things, like this AU they all made, so go and check them out! (And their all amazing artists and just fun to interact with or see)

Note: Dia and Diamond are different people (bc I’m not gonna bring up the whole name debate) just know that

Diamond -> sister of Dia, part of the enemy mob

Candice -> old friend of Jeffery, leader of the enemy mob

Arsenic -> Traitor. Friends with the enemy.

And remember, a lot of these situations would never happen for multiple reasons, but, I still found them funny!

Other mafia incorrect quotes

——————

M!Rabid: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

M!Arsenic: Yes.

M!Rabid: I love you.

M!Arsenic: It back.

*Later*

M!Moshieee: Why is M!Rabid crying face-down on the floor?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee, running: Slow down, M!Bun, I can’t ketchup!

M!Bun, not slowing down: You’ll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.

••+^+••

M!Kay, excitedly: Heeyy!!

M!Candice: Hey, someone's excited.

M!Rabid, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

M!Dash: Are you okay.

••+^+••

*Squad is playing Among Us*

M!Candice: I believe M!Diamond is innocent, I was with them the whole time. M!Rabid, what were you doing?

M!Rabid: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: My stomach growled super loud in French.

M!Moshieee: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

M!Dash: Bonjour.

M!Rabid: Le growl.

M!Bun: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

••+^+••

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

M!Diamond, with M!Jeffery and M!Kay behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

M!Diamond: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

M!Diamond: M!Dia FUCKING FELL OFF!

••+^+••

M!Bun: Why do humans have different blood groups?

M!Moshieee: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: My favorite thing about big dogs is that when you push them over, they're all like "Oh, I'm lying down now! Someone might scratch my stomach! I might nap! Endless possibilities!"

M!Arsenic: ...whereas, when you push little dogs over, they're all like, "Vengeance! Death before dishonor!"

••+^+••

M!Diamond, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

M!Diamond, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-

M!Diamond: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

M!Kay: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

••+^+••

M!Kay: Please! Pretend I'm useful!

••+^+••

M!Diamond: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

M!Dash: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

••+^+••

M!Dia: You know guys, sometimes I feel like M!Rabid doesn't take me seriously enough.

M!Jeffery: "Sometimes"?

M!Arsenic: "Enough"?

M!Dia:

M!Arsenic: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

••+^+••

M!Candice: Yeah I'm LGBT.

M!Candice: cuLt leader.

M!Candice: God hates me personally.

M!Candice: cowBoy hat.

M!Candice: *sniffles* Trying my best.

••+^+••

M!Diamond: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

M!Diamond: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

M!Diamond: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

••+^+••

M!Kay: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

M!Dash: Do it or you're straight.

M!Kay: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

••+^+••

M!Kay, about M!Bun: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

M!Rabid: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

••+^+••

M!Bun: You wanna fight?! You got one!

M!Kay: Okay! *raises fists*

*M!Arsenic runs in, scoops M!Kay up in their arms, and runs away carrying them*

M!Bun:

M!Bun: What?

••+^+••

M!Diamond: Heyyy M!Kay, how’s your… drink??

M!Kay: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

M!Diamond: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

M!Kay: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

M!Kay:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Whoa, M!Kay, what’s up with that angry face?

M!Kay: M!Diamond won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.

M!Diamond: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-

M!Kay: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Why are you drinking, M!Diamond?

M!Diamond: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.

M!Kay, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?

M!Diamond: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

M!Kay: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

M!Rabid: Did you just make that up?

M!Jeffery: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

M!Rabid:

M!Jeffery: A really long fortune cookie.

••+^+••

M!Kay on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is M!Arsenic gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?

Crowd of People: *cheers*

M!Kay: *pulls out a gun and shoots M!Arsenic until they run out of bullets*

M!Kay: *reloads, then shoots M!Arsenic until they run out of bullets*

M!Kay: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed M!Arsenic?

••+^+••

M!Arsenic: M!Diamond, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

M!Diamond: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

••+^+••

M!Kay: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?

M!Dash: How does it WALK??

M!Kay:

M!Kay: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

••+^+••

M!Kay: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

M!Kay: Ask me to kill for you.

M!Diamond: ...First of all, calm down-

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Which way did M!Kay go?

M!Candice: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

M!Rabid: You could really figure it out from that?

M!Candice: No, you idiot, M!Kay sent me a text. See?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

M!Dia: What did you do M!Jeffery?

M!Jeffery: a Mistake.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I can catch one of them. Let's go, M!Kay.

M!Kay: I didn't volunteer.

M!Dia: A stake out needs two people! Think, M!Kay. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

••+^+••

M!Kay: I’m gonna kill you.

M!Rabid: Get in line!

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Alright M!Dia, M!Kay. Let's go over this one more time.

M!Rabid: If something breaks?

M!Dia: We try to fix it before M!Moshieee gets home.

M!Rabid: If it doesn't work?

M!Kay: We blame M!Jeffery.

M!Jeffery: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

••+^+••

M!Dia: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

M!Kay & M!Bun:

M!Kay: Only one...?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: You're alive.

M!Kay: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Comparing M!Dash and M!Diamond is like comparing apples and oranges.

M!Dash: We’re both unique in our own ways?

M!Kay: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

M!Diamond: Which one of us is the orange?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

M!Rabid: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

••+^+••

M!Arsenic: Go to hell!

M!Kay: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

••+^+••

M!Arsenic: Why are you drinking?

M!Diamond: I drink when I'm depressed.

M!Arsenic: But you're always drinking?

M!Diamond: *smug grin*

••+^+••

M!Kay: *Reading a letter*

M!Bun: Well, what does it say?

M!Kay: It’s a confession letter. It turns out M!Diamond killed my pet rock.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

M!Dia: What if it bites me and it dies?!

M!Rabid: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, M!Dia, learn to listen.

M!Diamond: What if it bites itself and I die?

M!Rabid: That's voodoo.

M!Kay: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

M!Rabid: That's correlation, not causation.

M!Moshieee: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

M!Rabid: That's kinky.

M!Arsenic: Oh my god.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are!

M!Rabid: What are you then?

M!Kay: I'm a Virgo!

••+^+••

M!Arsenic, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

M!Kay, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

M!Bun: What the fuck are you guys doing?

M!Arsenic: Playing systemic oppression.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Where are your parents?

M!Kay: What are parents?

M!Dash: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: You should have realised, M!Kay, if M!Jeffery didn't kill you, we would.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

M!Jeffery: *sobbing*

M!Kay: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

••+^+••

M!Kay: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

M!Dash: You mean you stabbed them?

M!Kay: They ran into my knife.

••+^+••

M!Dash, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

M!Kay: A family.

M!Rabid: A better love life.

M!Diamond: Mental stability.

M!Bun: *clueless* Bagels?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

M!Candice: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

M!Dash: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

M!Kay: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Look at the buns on that guy!

M!Kay: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

M!Jeffery: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

M!Rabid: I'm not going back to jail!

••+^+••

M!Candice: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

M!Candice: Lmao, @M!Diamond.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

M!Moshieee: ...what happened?

M!Dash: I made a VERY bad mistake.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: So, what's for dinner?

M!Rabid, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

••+^+•• (hehe friends quote below)

M!Diamond: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

M!Arsenic, M!Kay, and M!Rabid: No!

M!Moshieee: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

M!Arsenic: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

M!Moshieee: What does that mean?

M!Diamond: Come on, what happened? M!Kay?

M!Kay: Alright.

M!Arsenic: No. M!Kay, we swore we’d never tell!

M!Rabid: They’ll never understand.

M!Kay: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.

M!Kay: M!Arsenic got stung by a jellyfish!

M!Arsenic: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.

M!Rabid: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.

M!Arsenic: I was in too much pain.

M!Kay: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

M!Rabid: And then M!Kay remembered something.

M!Kay: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

M!Diamond: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

M!Moshieee and M!Dia: EW!!

M!Arsenic: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at M!Kay*

M!Diamond, M!Moshieee, and M!Dia: Ew!

M!Kay: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.

M!Kay: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to M!Rabid.

M!Rabid: M!Kay kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

M!Kay: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Hey, M!Kay, have you thought about having children?

M!Kay: ...

M!Kay: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

M!Jeffery: But we're not childr-

M!Kay, already distracted: M!DIAMOND, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

••+^+••

M!Kay: I find it very unseemly of M!Dia to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?

M!Candice: Die. Let's find out.

••+^+••

M!Candice: That's greatly offensive to my people.

M!Arsenic: College dropouts?

••+^+••

M!Rabid, throwing a pokeball at M!Diamond: M!Diamond, I choose you!

M!Diamond, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

••+^+••

M!Bun: M!Dia… I’m bleeding…

M!Dia: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!

M!Bun: B positive…

M!Dia: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

••+^+••

M!Dash: There's no meeting today because M!Rabid is at the police station.

M!Arsenic: They're in jail?!

M!Kay: We have to get them out!

M!Diamond: Jailbreak! I'm in!

M!Kay: I'll dress up and distract the guard!

M!Diamond: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

M!Arsenic: I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-

M!Dash: No! M!Rabid wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hey, M!Dia. What kind of flowers do you prefer?

M!Dia: I like sunflowers.

M!Kay, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

••+^+••

M!Dash: When M!Rabid was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."

M!Dia: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

••+^+••

M!Jeffery, to M!Kay and M!Bun: *holding knife out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?!

M!Kay: ...

M!Bun: ...

M!Kay: That is such an open-ended question.

M!Bun: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors-

••+^+••

M!Dia: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

••+^+••

Cop: What are your names?

M!Diamond: Don't tell them, M!Jeffery.

Cop, writing: M!Jeffery...

M!Diamond: Crap.

M!Jeffery: Nice going, M!Diamond.

Cop:

M!Jeffery: Uh oh.

••+^+••

That’s all for now! I’ll be sure to link if I make another one! Remember to check all these awesome people out, AND to ask their mafia sona/characters!

Kay - @mafia-kay

Dia + Jeffery(kinda) - @mafia-dia-smthidk

Rabid - @mafia-rabid-mercenary2

Moshieee - @mafia-moshie

Bun - @mafia-bun

Dash - @the-mafia-bear

(Sorry for the double ping, y’all)