#it's a real thing

[jolteonmchale]

Shaw/Shah wine chug

[softleesam]

rb if you're neurodivergent and just need to lay in the floor sometimes

[anatheyma]

tonight me and my roommate are gonna do this finnish tradition called kalsarikänni where we stay home in our underwear and get drunk ! yay

[rosalind-hawkins]

Tristan: Today I learned that Joey doesn't love me.

Joey: What are ya talkin about!? I gave you a nice present! You specifically said you needed a new ratchet set!

Tristan: What brand is the ratchet set, Joey?

Joey: Uh, DeWalt?

Tristan: And what are the brands of all my other tools?

Joey: *checks* Milwaukee.

Tristan: And THAT is why you don't love me.

Joey: Omg you're such a drama queen! Tools are tools!

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Lucifer you love ducks but what’s your thoughts on geese, also have you ever heard of the mandarin duck its a colorful and exotic duck species native to East Asia. The males are known for their vibrant plumage, featuring bright orange, blue, and green feathers.

They look so pretty I hope someone shows you a picture of them

"I have seen mandarin ducks - they're gorgeous! My personal favorite are crested ducks, though - their little afros are so cute!"

"Geese, though... look, I made the duck first! And then Gabriel thought he could 'make it better'! And he was wrong. Ducks are definitely better than geese."

[thekenobee]

POV you told Tumblr ppl that you cannot afford to go to Ireland anymore but and your UK mates got you covered and encourage you to go to the UK instead

[akirachuuu]

I'm booping everyone. AND EVERYONE CAN BOOP ME

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

The audacity of my kitten to run around for an hour while I'm trying to watch a movie and play games on my computer, harassing me by aggressively purring/meowing/rubbing on me to get me to play fetch with her during the climax of a movie, and then five minutes before I'm about to go downstairs-

she curls up on my legs in a purrfect, adorable little ball and traps me there. Truly she has Bengal cat timing*.

(*chronically awful timing)

[deathclassic]

who else is sharing the dread that is being the eldest daughter at christmas time?

[newoldaccount]

So awhile back I was going to make a joke for @badjokesbyjeff about Transfarmers but then I found this

I looked it up, and it's a legit real movie with a plot and everything! My mind is blown.

[anyataylorjoys]

you ever look at a gifset of an actor you don't pay any attention to but are immediately like "op you're a slut" and keep scrolling

[themarginalthinker]

excerpt from chapter 2 that I think is fun-

They come to a bend, a huge pool of water gathering at the junction of four pipes, stretching out into all of them. Blue pauses, and then goes right.

Charlie can’t say how he does it, but he jumps, and seems able to place his feet at odd angles aginst the curve of the walls as he does, making a three step prance over the lake of water, landing in a relatively dry space further down. He turns and waits for Charlie.

She bites her lip, and tries to remember where he stepped. This isn’t gong to be pretty.

She aims for the nearest corner, hoping to catch herself, and she does…mostly. Her foot finds a tiny bit of jutting stone in the gloom, and from there she propels to the other side, the second step-

only to realize that she didn’t calculate where that step was going beforehand. Charlie gasps a squeak as her right foot meets only icy stone, and slips down. She lands both feet solidly into the big puddle, sinking up to her shins.

Charlie isn’t sure what expression she’s making, but Blue’s attempts to muffle his laughter echo down the corridors.

“Glad someone’s having fun,” Charlie grumps as she hauls herself forward, splashing the cloudy water outward as she does. Her tour guide steps back before any of it gets on his person.

“Oh, lots,” the jerk says, and without giving much more pause than to let her regain her balance on the pathway, begins walking again.

[sapientmanbuncountrymare]

Also known in the gardening world as "hardening off."

Crowley coded

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[sapphic-luthor]

i’m going to hold your hands when i say this and i am only going to be kind about it once: ai does not belong in fandom spaces, ever. not in writing, not in art, not in video, not at all. it does not matter how bad you want to see your favourite characters kiss, or how much you need a bit of help finishing a chapter, or whatever.

make friends with artists. commission somebody. learn to draw yourself. ask for a beta read. try a writing partnership. fandom spaces are communities, so engage with them! it is about the journey and the fact that we all love something enough to create and build together about that thing.

spending 30 seconds to kill a tree and get an AI to push out some soulless empty piece of “content” is antithetical to the entire point of being engaged with fandom, and if you’ve taken to doing this you should really reconsider if you belong in these spaces with the rest of us.