#it's been

[higgsbison]

Randomly updates that one fic where Jean has custom skills and they're all absolutely, horrifically useless.

[salamispots]

every time I make fake store ads/product designs I'm just like

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

[jeysuso]

filed under works of art that belong in the louvre

[bignasty001]

i would do anything for sum1 to kill me rn !! ><

[bigoltrashpile]

How would your boys confess to their crush?- 🦆(duck anon)

Wow I can't believe I've never done this one before asdfjkl

Happy Undertale birthday everyone!! Sorry for the lack of posts, but hopefully I'll do better from now on :P Anyway, enjoy this little nugget

Mafiatale Sans: This is Sans we're talking about, the world's biggest dork, so you can guarantee there'll be a pun in his confession. For example, giving you a plush otter and saying "will you be my significant otter?" or "you've stolen a pizza my heart" when the two of you get pizza, something like that. Whatever he goes with, you can bet that it'll be super sweet and super cheesy.

Mafiatale Papyrus: Love?? This calls for his finest artisan spaghetti!!! He's going to invite you over for a romantic, candlelit dinner, just the two of you, where he can confess his feelings in the most perfect environment! No need to feel intimidated, although he is very great, you are equally great! Which is why he loves you!!!

Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): Being nervous or flustered isn't a feeling that Lucky is very used to. But with you, it's nonstop butterflies! When he realizes this, he's going to act as soon as he can. He'll take you somewhere fun, like the aquarium or a restaurant you like! After that, he'll walk you home, and on the way, confess how he feels. Hopefully the sort-of-date will butter you up enough to accept his feelings!

Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): Honestly, you're probably going to have to confess to him first. He's not very confident about himself, and isn't sure why you would want him out of all of your options, so why bother even trying? However, if he did actually decide to confess, he's probably make you some cupcakes, and write I <3 U on them with icing. You can't reject someone with cupcakes!

Mafiafell Sans (Butch): Butch has probably flirted with you since the moment he met you, so it might take a while for you to realize when he shifts from casual to serious. He'll try to get through to you this way, but if you don't realize that he actually means it, he'll break out the big guns. And by that I mean he's going to pull out a Sans-esque pun, but more sexual. Something like " you've made your way into my heart, seems fair that i get inside you too~"

Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): This dork has no idea how to process his emotions. I mean, he'll do his best, but it's...not very good. The best way he'll think of to confess his love is to pin you against the wall and say how much he loves you. However, as soon as he sees you, back to the wall, looking up at him with your innocent eyes and a light blush on your face, his mind goes blank. He'll stand there in silence for a solid minute before screaming "I LIKE YOU A LOT" and running away. Smooth.

Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): Scar is SO EXTRA. He's going to go absolutely insane, wanting to make you feel special and make himself seem like the best choice. He's going to get you some kind of jewelry, a necklace or bracelet, whatever kind you like, a whole bouquet of flowers, chocolates or candy of some sort. Then he'll come over to your house in his nicest outfit and confess his love! He's totally confident ignore how much his hands are shaking.

Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): I hope you're not looking for subtlety, because Hound has never even heard of the word. As soon as he realizes how he feels, he's going to turn to you and say "i love ya." If you're not near him, he'll call or text you. He trusts you, he knows you won't treat him any different, even if you don't feel the same. Although he prays that you do love him back.

[none-gender-left-man]

*twirls hair and giggles* sorry I've been hyperfixated on Stranger Things to the point it's 90% of what I post now do you still think I'm hot I promise I'm soooo normal about the fruity monster hunting show

[beautifulrosebrunette]

WHERE ARE THE PENNY PINCHERS

[altairring]

is he wearing...make-up...

[alchemistdetective]

She's making a bunker for Sunday. She has been at work for the past few days for the inevitable, with binoculars ready and all.

Beautiful little thing! The wonders of Alchemy!

Crescent is just letting her play outside in the dirt.

[puccadraws]

peepoo

hi everyone how are you all doing :’’)

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

University? More like anxiety amiright boyssssss

[crow-ooc]

do you remember.... december of 2023........

[tiney-tadpole]

I really need to start drawing on my laptop again. My art has gotten significantly worse since I moved to finger and phone exclusively

[the-worstler]

chickety china the chinese chicken

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IT'S BEN

[crehador]

day 120397092173 of me asking where the hell is hi-drivers