#it's funny and sad at the same time

[rosie-tyler]

Nathaniel when he realised that Bartimaeus had been summoned by someone else:

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

wait, wait... i saw ur reblog and i had to ask... are u removing farmer Lola?? but she just came into the world 😭 don't let those people discourage you! i was looking forward to seeing her more actually 😭

Oh, no, no. I'm not going to remove Lola from the SDV universe now (especially since she's too powerful to be removed, what have I done 🤣😂).

It's just that the post itself threw me into a stupor. I don't take the people who wrote that kind of crap in op's posts seriously, and I hope op doesn't get those kinds of horrible messages again. Just the mere fact that someone can harass someone else like that with the statement "don't you dare write about your own character like that, because it's my comfort character now, I don't like how you treat your OC, and also fuck you" seems wild to me. People get mad about.... other OCs? and I feel bad for OPs getting hateful messages because of it.

Not gonna lie, I'm laughing irl on the phrase "creating OC as a joke is character abuse", lol, sorry Lola, but I guess you don't seem to have a right to exist.

Farmer Lola seeing this post:

Don't worry anon, Lola isn't going anywhere. I'm thinking about making some crack stories with her and the residents of SDV by the way, there are plenty of options for humor stories 😄 also I really hope this previous post don't affect you as well. Take care 💕

[yazthebookish]

Funniest thing about the ACOTAR fandom is someone could shit on you [a real person] and then goes on to say in the same breath "please believe and respect [character]'s feelings".

[cloudpiercinghunter]

((Sudden thought of the server running the data bank crashing and Dan Heng openly panics because his hoard.))

[simplywrong]

Why is Ferrari making Charles decide the strategy for them? And what is "plan D"? "Don't win"?

[waitineedaname]

divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

[greywoe]

child ward in search of belonging indulges in juvenile fantasies as a coping mechanism. sad!

[purpleteethh]

You guys have any zukka fics where Zuko just straight up turns into the fucking sun 

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Headcanon that Shadow has a hard time sleeping alone because on the ARK he always slept snuggled with Maria, and if he couldn't, that meant something was really bad with her and she was being treated or something.

Now that he's on Earth, he avoids sleep by claiming "the Ultimate Lifeform doesn't need sleep", but in reality he just can't sleep well in an empty bed. He eventually gets a body pillow and some stuffed animals to cuddle with at night, and also will occasionally sleep with Rouge (not in a weird/romantic way, just needing the feeling of someone next to him).

He's extremely embarrassed about this, especially because there's been a couple times when he and others were out on a mission and ended up falling asleep, and he woke up having accidentally started hugging someone in his sleep. He NEVER got over it.

[royalarchivist]

JuanaFlippa: g00d n1ght 1 l0v3 u d@d!! ! <3 3 <<< < 3

Slime: [Reading her sign] "Goodnight, I love you dad."

Slime: I love you too, dad! I mean, JuanaFli- I mean, that was weird. Um, listen: it's been a minute, ok? Since you've been back, so I've- I'm... still trying to get the hang of this parenting thing, but I hope I'm doing good by you.

[milomilesmib]

aroaceleovaldez pointed out how many immortal/god friends Nico has and now I'm just imagining all his immortal friends having, like, a group grieving session after he dies. Like they have a whole-ass grief counselor just for people grieving Nico. Olympus is short-staffed on therapists and grief counselors after his death. Meanwhile, Nico is chilling in the underworld eating cereal with Persephone and Hades and visiting Will in Elysium whenever he gets the chance.

[jeena-says-hi]

Joel: I thought this was Jimmy’s house!!!

Martyn:

Martyn: It was…

Me:

[moongothic]

The worst part about trying to figure out what Crocodile's deal is that because he's so fucking irredeemably evil in Alabasta... Like... Yeah he's just irredeemably evil. Like I love him but he did cause countless casualties, a ton of pain and suffering and literally attempted to blow up a million people

Like no amount of theoretical "trying to do it to save his son from the Government" or "trying to stop the Government from hurting anyone else" or just "doing it for the greater good" is going to make him any less of a mass murderer

But also Robin absolutely 100% helped with all of that shit simply because she wanted to read the Poneglyph for herself.

No amount of her intending to betray Crocodile from the begining and sabotaging his plans erases the fact that Robin also caused countless people to starve to death and die in the civil war. Her sabotages only succeeded out of sheer luck, and only spared the lives of the people at the final battle. She has the blood of countless innocents on her hands. Because she wanted to read history.

But her crimes were swept under the rug because she has a sad backstory and her sabotages worked out just at the nick of time by sheer dumb luck

So Croc??? Just??? Is there a chance??? At all???

But also he did literally intend to sell Buggy into slavery

Like, fuck Buggy, but jesus

What's also killing me is that we like. Don't know what Luffy thinks of Crocodile right now. Which really is like. The thing that will decide how we, as the readers, are supposed to feel about Crocodile. Luffy is our POV

Like we don't know what Luffy's opinion of Crocodile is after he helped save Luffy (and spared Ace once) during the Summit War. Like Luffy clearly fucking hated the man in Impel Down and the two interactions they had during the War weren't like positive (in the sense that Luffy himself didn't think of the interactions as particularly positive. Defending Whitebeard from being attacked once and then being like "wait what HIM?!" when Crocodile defended Ace. To be fair, in the midst of the chaos, there wasn't much time to spend on Pondering On Such Things because Ace needed to be saved, and Oda goes out of his way to not show us what's going on inside Luffy's head, because it's all meant to be out in the open anyways. Regardless, these weren't like "yay it's Crocodile! :)" moments for Luffy is what I mean)

But also Luffy was very grateful of Law for saving his life and was willing to put his trust into Law for their alliance- of course, they weren't explicitly enemies to begin with, rivals at most, but still. Luffy respects those who help him.

But also Luffy grew during the timeskip. Like he's not that clueless anymore (like he finally understands Hancock is in love with him etc), and similarly Luffy gets that Buggy is an absolute loser now. But also Buggy did also help save Luffy's life (even if it was by accident), and while IDK if Luffy is aware of that, I don't think that helped improve Luffy's impression of Buggy

So like. The fuck does Luffy think of Crocodile, at this moment? Even with the Cross Guild reveal, he didn't even really comment on Croc and just focused his energy on being confused about Buggy being "the leader" of CG. IDK it feels almost intentional or something, that we don't know what Luffy thinks?? Especially since we did get Zoro's opinion on Mihawk in the situation?? Or am I delulu?? (Sidenote. I'd love to know what Robin would have to say about Crocodile helping save Luffy's life. What Jinbei might think of the final words Crocodile left him with before blasting them out of Akainu's reach. But mainly just Robin's thoughts)

Like IDK my best guess would be that Luffy still hates Crocodile just the same but is like grossed out by technically owing him one??? In the classic

-kinda way, you know? And that he'd be just kinda confused about it?

Because I can't fucking imagine Luffy being like "oh we're cool now" with Crocodile, let alone "Yay Crocodile :) He saved my life!". But also like. Luffy does kind of owe Croc one. Kind of. And Luffy is usually very respectful of that kind of thing. Aaaaaaaa???

(Also does. Does Luffy even know it was Crocodile who yeeted him and Jinbei out of Akainu's reach to begin with. 'Cause he was unconcious. Knocked the fuck out. Does. Does Luffy even know. Did anybody tell him???)

I just.

There's the reasonable part of me that knows Crocodile is an irredeemable evil dickbag and everything he has ever said and done up to the most recent chapters support that. He is too far gone.

And then there's the absolutely delulu part that loves a tragic villian who gets a heartwrenching redemption that's looking for any fucking sign that could indicate Crocodile could maybe be one

[tedllasso]

Jake told me on the plane, he’s actually taking me to Paris.

[squidaped-oyt]

Sylvari commanders watching everyone succumb to Jormag's influence at the start of the Icebrood Saga:

[marymekpop]

⟢ highlight of the hour: lovely runner [01/16] ⟣

life-changing