#it's in my non-dominant hand dw

[splatinumedits]

Fugiotrish headers with warm colors for anon

[ID: Two headers of Pannacotta Fugo, Trish Una, and Giorno Giovanna from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure together on a pink background. They are colored mostly using shades of red and orange. End ID]

[nethnad]

rewatching the swordfight scene from the sea devils right now and

this has got to be the strangest en guarde position i've ever seen. sir what are you doing

[wangxianficfinder]

Dual Cultivation

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in defense of lightning by fruitys (E, 15k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Golden Core Reveal, Getting Together, First Time, Dual Cultivation, canon-typical lubrication)

💖 Magical Marriage Ribbons Series by starandrea (Varies, 1m, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Accidental Marriage, Fluff, Happy Ending, Telepathic bond, Kink Negotiation, Family Drama, Magical Pregnancy, Dual Cultivation, Shapeshifters, Modern with Magic, Immortality, Yilling Wei Sect)

Bind Me, Heal Me, Break Me by Gotcocomilk (E, 11k, wangxian, Time Travel, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, hi yes Lan Zhan is fixing all the deaths, with dual cultivation, Wall Sex, Bottom LWJ, Marathon Sex, Strength Kink, Cock Warming, Sex In A Cave, Dirty Talk, YLLZ WWX, Character Death Fix, Shijie and JZX do not die, featuring resentful energy as tentacles, Magical Healing Cock, Healing Sex, technically Magical Healing Ass, thank u for ur service LWJ)

🔒 of all the hands by typefortydeductions (E, 51k, wangxian, Arranged Marriage, Canon Divergence, Emperor Lan Xichen AU, PTSD, Nightmares, Dual Cultivation, Mental Health Issues, Fluff and Angst, Dom/sub Undertones, Consensual Non-Consent, Bonding, Mutual Pining, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Politics, Improper Use of the Lan Forehead Ribbon, the get WWX some sleep agenda, yunmeng trio reconciliation)

Overcome by thunderwear (E, 7k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, First Time, First Kiss, Feelings Realization, Love Confessions, Marriage Proposal, Idiots in Love, Fix-It, do i know anything about dual cultivation?, no, is that going to stop me?, also no)

intents and in tents by mexicantt (E, 12k, wangxian, Explicit sexual material, Canon Divergence - War Time, Dubious Consent, two fucking idiots fucking a fucking lot, fucking intents, fucking in tents, fucking in freezing fucking water how do their bits not shrivel up before they can get off idk idk, fucking in the Lan sect library because of COURSE they did, fucking outdoors, fucking on rooftops, Fucking in Caves, Rimming, Fingering, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, WWX's canonical self-lubing asshole, Dual Cultivation, fucking a new golden core into WWX As A Treat, Exhibitionism, quote married sex unquote, seKrEt MArRiAgE)

mercy, tear it down. by orange_crushed (E, 31k, wangxian, graphic depictions of violence, Canon Divergence, Post-Sunshot Campaign, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Dual Cultivation, Submission, Dominance, Light BDSM, In Which Wangxian Fumble Towards An Understanding of D/S Dynamics, Porn with Feelings, Magical Healing Cock, Not Really The Cock Itself But You Get The Idea, Demonic Cultivation, Rough Sex, Bad BDSM Etiquette, One Scene of Bad Sex After Which A Discussion Is Had, discussion of consent, Self-Esteem Issues, Recovery, Healing, Canon-Typical Violence, Drinking to Cope, Angst with a Happy Ending, Consensual Non-Consent, Wangxian-Typical CNC Play, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Praise Kink, Aftercare, Breeding Kink, roleplaying, Hair Pulling, Spit As Lube, Mildly Dubious Consent, Slight Feminization (ie Wei Ying Keeps Saying 'Wife'), True Love, Spanking, Past Lan Wangji/Other)

Always Light My Way by cqlorphan (E, 27k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Getting Together, Friends With Benefits, to lovers, wherein dual cultivation may be counted as a benefit, Jealous WWX, Misunderstandings, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, angsty sex, Versatile | Switch WangXian, Bottom LWJ, Service Top LWJ, Topping from the Bottom, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Coming Untouched, Dom/sub Undertones, the angsty sex happens in the beginning but they get past it dw, Oblivious LWJ, archer WWX, Smart WWX, Porn with Feelings, Panic Attacks, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dual Cultivation)

🔒 holding hands with you in this rain-flooded street by puddingcatbeans (M, 12k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, husbands to lovers?, LWJ Stays at the Burial Mounds, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fix-It of Sorts, Mild Hurt/Comfort, falling in love with the husband you married as part of a peace treaty, Everybody Lives)

🧡🔒Truth Will Out (when caught on video) - End_OTW_Racism! by KizuKatana (E, 179k, wangxian, WN & WWX & WQ, graphic depictions of violence, modern cultivation, canon divergence, YZY abuses WWX , caught on camera, partial core removal, WWX kicked out of Jiang sect, livestreamer WWX, meet ugly, dual cultivation, smut, no war)

🧡 Discarded by teawater (E, 178k, WIP, WangXian, Lots of Angst, Hurt/Comfort, YLLZ WWX, Golden Core Reveal, Case Fic, Depression, Family Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Self Confidence Issues, Self-Worth Issues, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV Multiple, BAMF WWX, dubious morals in the Lan sect, Feels, Pining, Grief, Fix-It, BAMF LWJ)

Impermanence, Transience, Permanence by Best Bepsy (BepsyGray) (E, 39k, wangxian, canon divergence, unplanned pregnancy, mpreg, gore, sunshot campaign, assumed miscarriage, medical procedures, childbirth, golden core reveal)

🔒 24 Hours by tailor31415 (E, 5k, WangXian, post-novel, PWP, But there’s a little plot, Bondage, Prostate Milking, Dual Cultivation)

Whispers in My Ears by tabulaxrasa (T, 3k, wangxian, implied LXC/JGY, Canon Divergence, LWJ stays at the Burial Mounds, Gossip, JGS is the worst, they have a son, Everyone lives, Podfic Available)

Dual Cultivation for a scholarship by Jotem27 (E, 56k, WangXian, Bottom LWJ, Canon Divergence, Dual Cultivation, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sex Worker, WWX has difficult feelings about sex work, rape /Non-con assumed, Bondage, Curses, No Sunshot Campaign, Spring books, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, No Yīn Iron, Powerful WWX, Dual cultivation for immortality, LWJ has his philosophy about bottoming, Minor Character Death)

for the science of it (for the heart of it) by Selenay (E, 27k, WangXian, Dual Cultivation, Post-Canon, Getting Together, Feelings Realization, WWX Has Sexuality Realizations, a whole lot of realizations going around, sometimes you have to make jokes just to avoid the huge truth crashing down on you, dual cultivation for purely scientific and platonic village-saving reasons - definitely no feelings)

the meaning of the ritual by newamsterdam (E, 8k, WangXian, Explicit Sexual Content, Blindfolds, Light Bondage, Ritual Sex, Canon Divergence, First Time Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Porn with Feelings)

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[waloeders]

golden rays and pitch-black nights

"odin hesitated.

he could feel the Eikon within him, hesitate. the same Eikon that had driven him to such heights, to sit upon his throne, to conquer, to dominate and control an entire continent -

odin, warden of darkness, hesitated before killing and barnabas found himself doing the same."

ship: barnabas tharmr/kosmos, {future} sleipnir harbard/kosmos and {implied qpr?} barnabas tharmr/sleipnir harbard

word count: 3,420

warnings: ff16 spoilers, religious talk (of fictional religions), mentions of a dead mother, manipulations (thanks ultima), character death (kind of? he's fine, dw abt it), mentions of being very high up on a tower (the one shown above) and some general vague fighting described

notes: YELLS A LOT!!!!! this is set before my other fic and is a like, big important turning point for quite a few chars :3 so much fun to write!!! also the image is where this is set (on top the reverie, which is the tower). notable things are- ultima loves manipulation + being praised/treated like a god so thats a big tw. also ryder/kosmos uses he/they. i hope u enjoys :3

"what manner of betrayal is this?" ultima's dissonant voice called out, feet not quite touching the floor as it floated in place, "you have brought an atrocity to us, odin."

the Kings' eyes flicked over to where the man in question stood, then back to the ground before him, kneeling before his God.

"i would never betray you, my Lord." was his only response, unable to conjure a sufficient explanation to the being before Him - or to himself. why had he brought ryder?

it wasn't as if he truly required a hostage to escape the hideaway. shiva, though powerful, had her wings clipped by logos- mythos, he reminded himself - and mythos was far away in the corners of sanbreque, if the young man he had brought along was to be believed.

if he was being truthful with himself, barnabas couldn't explain what it was, why he had made this choice. there was simply...something. something about ryder that intrigued him, that led him to believe their word, to trust they spoke truthfully, that led him to take them with him back to the reverie.

a small distance behind him, he could sense sleipnirs' smallest motions, fidgeting in place, and, without looking, he knew that the egi was in the same position as him - that he kneeled before their Lord.

"answer me, odin." ultima tilted its' head, turning to him.

there was a frustration in its voice he'd never heard.

"he is a gift to you, our Lord." sleipnir spoke up, piercing the silence that his leige had left, and it struck the King that his egi had never spoken directly to ultima before - that he had merely stayed silent, docile and obedient, if he had even been in the room at all. despite being as much a part of odin as barnabas was, his Lord often skirted around the egi.

"a gift?" ryder blurted out but quickly threw a hand up to cover their mouth and forcibly avoided eye contact. they hadn't knelt alongside the King and his egi and instead stood off to the side, inching away from the three of them as much as he could while atop a tower thousands of metres tall.

it wouldn't have mattered if they ran or fell - sleipnir would catch them, barnabas mused.

"a contemptuous gift at that." it floated away from the duo, approaching the younger man, "and you? we had thought you long since dead - how unfortunate that we were proved wrong."

the King risked a glance.

his Lord towered over them- floating or not. despite the slight shaking in their hands, ryder glared up at ultima from behind strands of dark hair and thin-rimmed glasses. their hand drifted, hovering over the empty scabbard attached to the dark brown leather belt he adorned, and clenched tightly into a fist.

the familiar sight of his Lords' tattered capes fluttering in a non-existent breeze and a flicker of motion from its' head had the King staring at the ground once more.

"are, uh. are you sure you mean me? only, we haven't actually, you know, met before now." the young man stumbled out and he knew, without looking, they were doing some kind of hand motion (they always were), "not that- i mean, not that i know of, uh, mr ultima."

their voice trailed off.

"come now, kosmos. this pretence brings us little amusement. we are most curious how you yet live - and in a physical form at that."

"i... what?" ryder mumbled, "what are you on about? like, actually, what are you talking about?"

a shudder ran through barnabas, kosmos? he had heard the name before, in whispered, heretical stories, in the mouths of non-believers decades ago - but there was no truth to them, no substance.

and his Lord would speak of this being, would verify such heresy? would name this man, kosmos?

"we tire of this failed deception, kin. show yourself to us, so that we might converse freely." ultima demanded and for once, he didn't fight the urge to stare at their interaction.

"i-i don't know what you're on about. i'm not kosmos, i don't even know who- what that is!" they threw their arms up in exasperation.

it tilted its' head again.

"then allow us to shed this mortal shell of yours."

it lifted a hand up, summoning a spell with ease, and let a ball of swirling blue light engulf the man. he only had a chance to step back, covering his face with his own hand, before being consumed.

a word caught in the Kings' throat, held back by some invisible force, strangling on the idea as it drowned him.

as quickly as his Lord had summoned the spell, it dispelled, letting the aether collapse into dust motes as it lowered its' hand.

he found the breath he hadn't known he was holding falling out; ryder was fine - or they appeared unharmed, albeit, confused.

"what the fuck did you do to me?" he growled out, hand falling back into a fist at his side, the other flung out to emphasise their point, "i mean, seriously, what the fuck is your problem with me?"

"how unexpected." it stared, eyes unblinking as always, "you cling to this form, this life."

a flurry of its' familiar blue aether had ultima slipping into a rift and reappearing in front of its' statue, before odin.

"it is of no consequence. kill them." ultima commanded.

a moment of silence fell across the reverie, carried on the soft breeze that lived so high in the atmosphere.

barnabas stood, bowed to his Lord, then turned to face the young man, summoning zantetsuken to his hand with the same ease of slipping out of bed.

"wait-" their face furrowed, stepping back as they raised their hand ever so slightly, and heaved a breath, "i don't want to fight."

from the sidelines, sleipnir snorted - at some point, he had stood too - and he folded his hands behind his back, watching intently.

"oh, this will hardly be a fight." the egi smirked, his thick waloedian accent looping through the words.

"rude." ryder mumbled, then spoke up, "all this for a guy who hates you, i mean, really?"

the King took another step forward, eyes following keenly as they matched his motions, stepping back. and then, they paused. a feeling slipped over their face, too fast for him to identify, that steeled into anger.

"or, FINE! do what he says, be nothing more than some silly, lied-to, puppet on a string and never amount to anything but a fucking footnote in a history that won't remember you. who gives a fuck!" the young man yelled out, hands frantically thrown upwards. his own motions almost disrupting the glasses he wore and he pushed them back, voice returning to a mumble, "this place sucks anyway."

odin hesitated.

he could feel the Eikon within him, hesitate. the same Eikon that had driven him to such heights, to sit upon his throne, to conquer, to dominate and control an entire continent -

odin, warden of darkness, hesitated before killing and barnabas found himself doing the same.

zantetsuken shuddered out of existence, the aether blown away in an instant. he could feel, more than see, the way sleipnir shifted in his spot, unwilling to draw the attention - or perhaps ire - of their Lord and yet wishing to move closer, to act on his behalf, to move where he stopped, to act as an extension of himself - as he always did.

"this... is kosmos?" King Barnabas frowned, glancing up and down at the man before him. if this was kosmos, as the forbidden scriptures described, his Lords sworn-enemy, a being as powerful as Him... this man was a threat to his Lord?

a footnote in history.

"you are our sword, odin; yielded as we see fit. kill them, so we might begin primogenesis. mankind must be rid of his wretchedness, so we might usher in the new world." ultimas' voice drifted over his shoulder and he watched ryder roll their eyes at the words.

"you do not believe in our Lords' word?"

"i know he's a liar. humans have no place in the 'new world' - and you know it too. he told you, told clive!" they growled out, glaring at it, "i don't know shit about this kosmos thing, i'll admit, but the new world is a fucking lie. grow a spine and admit it to yourself!"

a laugh found itself in his chest, clawing its way out and he grinned wickedly.

"grow a spine?"

he watched their face drop, swallowed by the fear that took over and... a thin glimmering stream of golden light pulsed up their neck. it was faint, barely present, and he doubted that the others could see it from such distance.

"golden aeth-...?" the words caught in his throat and recognition settled into a growl, "kosmos."

ryder took another step back.

laughter crawled out of him once more, keeling him over and throwing his head back. he could feel sleipnirs' gaze on him, the burn of his steel blue eyes and how the concern twisted through their bond.

it was all so absurd.

his laughter finally settled into a giggle, and collapsed into the King heaving air.

he stood upright and raised a hand once more, palm flat up as he gestured to ryder, "THIS is kosmos?!"

"why do you hesitate?"

his egi tensed, hand slipping to rest on his swords' hilt, by habit or choice - neither could tell.

"why?" barnabas spat out, twisting to glare at ultima, "to even speak the name is heresy. yet here you stand, asking of me to end a being who should not exist; by your grand design, he should not exist!"

"i see." it began floating the smallest amount higher, looking down on the three humans, "you cannot rise above your station, odin. you have failed us."

"you lied." he hissed out.

a twisting pain shot through the King, atoms shuddering under the weight, and he fell to his knees, blue aether beginning to swirl around him as an ashen-grey dust crept up his hands, caught under his skin.

"ohhh, shit." ryder muttered, finally broken from their trance, and they watched as waloeds' lord commander lept forth, standing between his King and their lord, sword drawn.

"you would dare harm my liege?" he cried out, form shimmering in a spattering of swirling purple darkness as he semi-primed into a set of ornate, silver armour.

"you are less than an insect to me, egi." it raised a hand, throwing out a familiar, but smaller beam of light and aether that sleipnir dodged with ease.

in one swooping move, he launched gungnir in retaliation, leaping high into the air to avoid another shot of unaspected magic, and the battle began.

the young man glanced between the three of them and the exit, catching the way the egi faltered on one of his attacks', physical form flickering in and out of existence, yet quickly recovered to feint into another crushing blow.

ryder groaned, swearing under their breath, and hurried to the Kings' side.

"com'on, we gotta get outta here!" they crouched beside him, hands grasping at his deep blue tunic to try to pull him up. strands of the aether and crystal curse clung to the air, seeping into their clothes, onto their skin, into their lungs, "barnabas, get UP!"

"i have failed my Lord." he mumbled, staring down at hands coated in ash. the crystals' curse that he had avoided for nigh-on five decades now catching up as his Lord released some hold on him - as his lord allowed it to catch up to him.

"are you fucking serious right now- get up!" ryder groaned and reached up to force the King to look at him, their other hand still clenching his tunic, "you're odin- barnabas tharmr, king of waloed, conqueror of ash - you're the scariest, strongest guy on the fucking planet, come on!"

a yelp drew both their eyes upwards, to where ultima had seemingly had enough of the fight; its' hand clasped tightly around sleipnirs' neck, dangling him over the edge of the reverie, and, in one swift move, crushed his form into a smattering of aether-dust.

"pathetic."

the lord commanders' sword clattered to the ground, mere feet away from the pair.

ryder glanced at the King, who was staring into the abyss left behind where his egi had been, and swore. he threw himself forward, barely upright as he grabbed the hilt of sleipnirs' rapier, and hurried to the standing-ready position that gav had taught him.

ultima scoffed.

"kosmos. when last we fought, we were evenly matched. now? you are weak. you lack the will to prevail, as you always have."

"right. well." the young man shrugged, blurting out some nonsense noises, "what about that, huh?"

"such childish nonsens-"

"-says the fucker with his grippers out, get outta here!"

"ENOUGH!"

a burst of aether echoed from it as it spoke, the force shoving them to the ground and ripping the sword from their grasp.

ryders' vision blurred from the impact and he could taste faint copper-iron on their tongue; they watched helplessly as the rapier slipped over the tower-edge.

if it made a noise when it landed on the ground, no one atop the reverie heard.

"we expect such petty behaviours from mankind - but for you to indulge yourself so, kosmos, is unbecoming. you are as much a slave to fickle emotions as mankind is."

they moaned, reaching a hand up to find blood coating their forehead, and winced at the thought. slowly, ryder forced himself up onto his hands and knees, blue eyes slipping over to where barnabas had been.

the King still drowned in aether and ash, his atoms struggling to grasp one another under the strain, yet he had hardly moved - now sat on his heels, head thrown back to stare into the pitch-black night sky lingering above, lips moving in a silent prayer.

"odin. we had thought the sin of free will had been understood by you, but it would seem we were mistaken. one cannot forsake their nature, human as you are." it finally landed in front of barnabas, replacing his view of the night, and a pale hand reached out to grasp his head tightly, forcing him to stare at the being.

"it is fortunate that mythos now beholds odin. this act of defiance cannot, willnot stand."

he stared up at his Lord, eyes searching for any sign of meaning, purpose, of anything that might provide a path to salvation.

it released its' grip on him, hand moving to cup one side of his face, and for a moment, ultimas' form shimmered before him, twisting and contorting into a familar face.

"you know what you must do, barnabas." her voice, soothing and patient as she always had been, had his stomach twisting into knots.

"mother..."

"do as our lord commands." her dark brown eyes flicked to ryder, still struggling to get off the floor, "kill kosmos."

the churnings of the crystals' curse paused, aether calmly falling to the ground around them- snowflakes of another nature.

his eyes remained fixed on her, unable to pull away, and a light tug on his cheek had the King blinking away the familiar, deep grooves of misery he lived in.

"do as our lord commands, barnabas, and we shall speak again, in the new world."

the new world?

"the scripture..." he mumbled, breath catching, "it is heresy. kosmos cannot be, mother."

"then end them."

barnabas' head turned to the young man, zantetsuken springing to the hand at his side, and he pushed himself to stand.

they were on the ground. ryder hadn't even looked up, eyes tightly clasped as he heaved air; thin lines of golden aether running through their veins once more - yet stronger than before, as if their injuries had emboldened the ambient magicks in the world.

odin's sword found its' mark with ease.

the image of his mother shattered in an instant, torn asunder by the inhuman shriek of ultima crying out, one of its' arm revealed to have been split in two.

the King of Waloed found himself pushed back by another blast of aether as it screamed, sword ripping into the ground in an attempt to drag him to a halt, and he ended up on one knee, hands clenching the hilt of his sword, as he stared at the being before him.

"YOU!" it howled, even as it drew aether into itself, reforming the lost limb of its' incorporeal body.

he could hear kosmos curse beside him but his eyes remained on the Lord - his Lord, who he had just betrayed. he had injured- betrayed his lord.

salvation from such an act could only be death.

"we have offered you naught but everything and you would reject us? you have no place in the new world, odin." the god-like being hissed out, raising its' newly rebuilt hand to summon the same light it had used against ryder, that started the whole affair, "as such, your mortal skin shall be shed. you shall be undone - just as all mankind shall be, as was always meant to be."

he closed his eyes before the light, surrendering to the darkness behind his eyelids, to where he knew odin lingered, and his mind fell into the eerie, empty space, welcomed by the silence found only where odin was.

yet, he was interrupted by an unfamiliar warmth, the faint sensation of warm, human touch, of hands grasping his waist, clutching onto him tightly as if he would blow away in a faint wind.

in the abyss, barnabas was met with gold.

atop the reverie, he blinked down at the man hugging his waist - kosmos. the glimpsed golden aether had found its place in their blood, pulsing through them, and from their back, they sprouted ghostly golden-opaque wings (not terribly unlike garudas', he noted), that surrounded them - a warm light that blocked the cold blue of ultimas' spell, splintering it into a thousand light-beams around them.

"kosmos...?" the King uttered, drawing their attention. their eyes stared blearily into his, possessed in the golden glow, streaks of molten aether flowing down as tears upon their cheeks.

it took him a moment to recognise the feeling upon their face; the way they looked through him as if he were a thousand miles away, an emptiness sat behind the golden glow consuming them, taking over them. he had seen Eikons take over their dominants before, seen them lose control and rage across the lands, the seas, reigning destruction unbeknown to man - it was the closest match he could find to the sight before him.

then, the energy around them collapsed, exploding outwards with an ear-shattering boom and a cascade of iridescent light burst away from them, waves upon waves collapsing, leaping over themselves through the night, further and further until it stretched past the horizon.

barnabas frowned, releasing the breath he held captive, as he watched the waves of light, eyes briefly slipping to where ultima stood, even its' cape frozen in place.

a small noise drew his attention back to kosmos, who continued to stare up at him, cheek stained with tears of golden aether. gently, he reached up to brush it away, but found the magick seeped into his hands, up his arm and through his entire body, soaking in warmth.

"...what is this?" he mumbled, seeming to awaken something in the man in his arms. they blinked away the gold in their eyes, the blue seeping back in and tilted their head at him, a small "oh." falling from their lips.

silence broken, the golden waves shattered into dust. far below the reverie, it seemed to be snowing.

"kosmos." ultima finally spoke and they tensed up, eyebrows furrowing.

in a confusing instant, kosmos shoved his head into the Kings' chest, as the familiar purple darkness of odin drew around them, surrounding and overtaking both of their vision in a swirling vortex.

when it finally settled, barnabas blinked in confusion.

they were no longer atop the reverie.

they were back. in the hideaway, sat on the dusty ground of the Fallen ruin. kosmos still wrapped around him, motionless, and he realised he had moved to hold them in turn, hand gripping the back of their black tunic tightly.

their golden-opaque wings had began to fade out of existence, leaving only the dazzled, familiar faces of cid and myt- logos staring at the pair.

"well. so much for rescuing a hostage, aye?" cid remarked.

thats all ty :3

[imliterallygiornoirl]

So like I just finished rewatching Golden Wind (don’t tell anyone that my eyes were watering the entire time) and I found it interesting that Ger has like a different consciousness to Giorno so I thought I should write abt it

So here are some lil thoughts abt it 😄

- I’m a strong believer that Ger would help u cook if u ever cook, like e.g theres hot oil coming out of the frying pan when ur cooking sausages? Dw Ger will protect u, or he could like cut stuff up for u to save time or he could look after the food so it doesnt burn😊

- I feel like Ger would be disappointed if u and Giorno r eating and he doesnt get any food 😔 like get that poor stand some food rn

- Deffo would paint when he’s bored. Like while Giorno is doin paperwork in his office Ger just has an easel and canvas with paint in the corner (he would also give u some of his paintings😎)

- Ger would take over driving or do paperwork for Giorno if he’s too tired

- That brings me to my next point; personal chauffeur!!!! And surprisingly good at driving too considering neither him or Giorno has a licence ☠️

- I also feel like Ger would paint Giorno’s nails sometimes (cuz that shit is so hard when u have to paint ur nails with ur non dominant hand)

- Oh and I guarantee that Ger and Giorno are like best friends. Like if Giorno ever got married Ger would be the best man istg (would obv be married to me ofc /hj)

Thats all the ideas I have for now, maybe will do a pt 2 with other characters or more situations with Ger

Hope u enjoyed :)

[authorred]

Random Obey Me HC's cause I'm in class and bored

I'm getting to requests so dw dw--I'm opening my ask box around this weekend so :))))) (I'm going oldest to youngest; some may be light NSFW)

Also, it's been a bit since I've played Obey Me, so I may be missing some aspects of their personality

Lucifer:

With human drinks, he would definitely drink red wine, love coffee, and hate tea. I don't know why he would hate tea, but he would. Even just the smell of it will cause his entire face to collapse in on itself

Would probably be the one to drive all the time--or rather he'd prefer it. He always has to be in control of a situation more so than not--and he would need to trust someone a lot to sit in the passenger seat (dad energy)

Dominant bottom (but dom mostly)

Definitely has CEO energy, but would work in an office as a supervisor

Corsets. That's it that's the tweet

Mammon:

He's cannonically scared of ghosts, but would not surprise me if his dumb ass wanted to go ghost hunting with you in the most haunted, decrepit part of the Devildom

Idk why he seems like he'd like strawberry ice cream

Is a hugger when he sleeps. If you're not there sleeping with him he's cuddling with either a pillow or a huge stuffed animal (to which he'd vehemently deny)

Sub-leaning switch (thinking he'd be a service top)

Would cry like a bitch at your wedding but denies he is, even when he's sobbing whilst saying it

Leviathan:

Head kisses make this man soft

Would not mind or care (probably wants you to) if you sat on his lap whilst he gamed or fell asleep in it

Blushes hella madly when you stroke or pet his tail--even subconsciously

Will cosplay for you--close to anything so long as you promise something to him in return (cosplaying as Ruri-chan, probably)

Would barely drink water. Literally. Sometimes you'd have to shotgun water into his mouth (to which he'd choke on it because he's so flustered)

Satan:

Dogs give him hives. Just the sight of them makes him feel itchy (Cerberus may be an exception)

Dom or power bottom

Idk why but I feel like he'd enjoy pink lemonade in secret. Like if you catch him drinking it, he'll vehemently deny he drank it even though you saw him do it

Big spoon. Almost always. If he's ever the little spoon it's because he's in a mood (what that mood may be is up to you)

Is the type to keep a photo of him and you and/or his family (after their issues were resolved) on his bedside table

Asmodeus:

Blushes from non-sexual touches. Craves it, actually

Is initially confused when he realizes you don't see him as just a sex symbol/idol/demon

Take him on a date, give him head kisses, hold his hand, and he is gone

Will keep literally everything you give him, even if it's not 'pretty' he will keep it and will kill close to anyone who tries to get rid of it

Loves fruity drinks and can't really handle hard liquor

Beezlebub:

If you can keep up (or as realistically as you can) with his appetite, he will fall in love almost immediately

Will adore head pats

Service top-leaning switch

Like his twin, general cuddling is something he loves to do (second to eating, ofc)

Gym couple dynamic, 100%. And if you don't go to the gym that's okay too--he'll still gladly show off his muscles for you if you ask

Belphegor:

Cuddles all the mf time

Head scratches 100%

Is literally a cat in human form--he has you, his human, and generally dislikes everyone else (except Beel, but that's a given)

Gets a kick out of being carried to bed (though the first time he almost killed you {again}. After that, he didn't mind it)

If he starts getting feisty with you or you're in a small argument, he'd probably remember the time he killed you and back off a bit

[woolicious]

{8:48 am}

kim sunwoo x female reader smut

warnings: slight somnophilia, reader kinda uses her foot to rub sunwoo over his pants but very brief dw skshdkdnd, hickies, clit stimulation, making out

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A low moan behind your left ear and a hand sneaking between your thighs wakes you from your slumber.

Plump lips press themselves against your exposed neck when your boyfriend realizes you are awake, his left hand slipping under your sleeping shorts.

"morning, beautiful" you can hear the grin in sunwoos deep morning voice as you back up into him, pressing your ass against his crotch, where you can already feel a bulge.

"what are you up to?" you sigh in pleasure when his fingers languidly rub your clit over your panties.

"mmh" he hums as he leaves some wet kisses on your neck, the vibrations tickling you and making you squirm, at which he giggles.

"what does it look like?" he gently bites into the slope of your neck at which you moan, his finger still working over your clit.

You curse him internally, even with his non-dominant hand he can turn you to putty.

"does that feel good?" he grins against your skin when you move your hips to match his motion, but also to rub against your boyfriends hard cock.

"sunwoo" you moan, feeling a familiar warmth rapidly bubbling up in your abdomen.

"answer me if you wanna cum, doll" he whispers into your ear, letting goosebumps break out on your skin and sending a shiver down your spine.

"yea-ah- feels really good, woo" your eyes flutter close "please" you whine, reaching back to grab onto his bicep.

"please what, baby?"

"please can i cum" you mewl, teetering on the edge when he pulls away.

A desperate whine leaves your lips in protest.

"sunwoo" you roll over onto your back "i said please" you pout as he moves to hover above you.

His black curly hair hanging over his eyes like curtains as he huffs out an incredulous laugh.

"i know you did" he leans down, tongue darting out to wet his plump lower lip "thats why i wanted to make you cum on my cock, but maybe i need to rethink that" he grins mischeviously.

"no, i'll be good i promise" you pout, cradling his cheeks and pulling him down to connect your lips.

He playfully cocks up one brow before pressing his lips to yours, not waiting long to slip his tongue inbetween your lips.

His right hand abandons the spot next to your head and palms your tit through his shirt, that you're wearing.

He groans when you lift your foot to his crotch and gently press against his hard bulge.

"fuck" he hisses, shooting a new spark of pleasure to your clit when he pinches your nipple through the shirt.

Sunwoo sits back on his ankles, pupils blown with lust "take off your shirt" he orders.

You comply, pulling it over your head and quickly lifting your hips to take off your shorts with your panties in one.

"someone's eager" he snickers, leaning foward to connect his lips to your neck, hands fondling your breasts.

He lays you back down as your hands tangle in his messy dark locks, harsh sucks at the base of your neck eliciting more moans from you.

"please just fuck me baby" you whine when his thick lips wrap around your left nipple.

"mmh" sunwoo sucks a bruise into the skin of your tummy before grinning up at you "we got all the time in the world"

[prince-les]

Dear prince cream, Both colors look good!! The blue-ish one gives a cloudy day kind of felling tho, and the cream-ish color gives me a sunny day felling. Those times, honestly mood, but dont forget to sleep well!!!. And the non dominant hand challenge is more to experiment, and to relax a bit trying something different, but more than anything to have fun struggling 🤭, looks so cute, im not disappointed at all!!!!

Refering to this post

Dw Nonnon I sleep enough like about 7 hours a day even tho it can be between 6am to 1pm or late at night. But thank u for the concern, I'll have you and my mutuals to smack me if I stay up for another three days straight.

I actually really like the duality of my aesthetic? I kinda explained it when answering a different ask about how I use either muted cream colours or saturated blue. I think that explains how it can be either warm sunny days or silent muted night.

And we don't talk about the non dominant hand stuff *chucks it away to the void* no one saw that.

[incomingalbatross]

Classic companions you could pretty easily bring back into modern Doctor Who:

Susan. I know we'd have to address how she survived the Time War, but look! That could be a whole episode's plot in itself, with the Doctor coming upon the time/place she was hidden and unraveling its mystery or protecting it from a new threat! And as far as context... "She's my granddaughter." "You have a granddaughter??" "Yes." "Then... How...?" "Before I was the Doctor. A long time ago. By the time we left Gallifrey, it was just her and me." You can weave more explanation into the episode if you like, but you hardly need more.

Ian. This one is a little harder, partly because SJA said he and Barbara weren't aging and I'm cool with that, and partly because telling a story with Ian and no Barbara would be hard and/or sad. But... Ian's head of the Coal Hill School Board, right? Even with Clara gone, this one would be EASY. Meshing him with the new series might be less easy, but... Ian's adaptable. He can be exasperated with the Doctor under any circumstances.

Vicki. Give me Vicki as a matriarch of the Aeneids in pre-Roman Italy! Have her older and more settled, but still clever and mischievous and cheerfully disregarding history in the interests of her loved ones. Let her be deciding policy and taking care of her half-Trojan family. Give her a bunch of weird and dangerous pets. It's what she deserves.

Steven. Like...we know where he is. I'd love to revisit The Savages! How are they doing fifty years later! What has Steven helped to build? They had rudimentary time-engineering going on, as I recall--did the Time War hit them at all?

Dodo. I mean, personally I'm pretty committed to Dodo being a young Melody Pond, but I would sacrifice that if someone actually wanted to tell a good Dodo story. And, like... she's free real estate. Where did she come from? Where did she go? IT WAS UNCLEAR. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Polly. Like Ian's case, having her appear without Ben would be rough... But it wouldn't be hard to do a story with her. They're running an orphanage, according to SJA--let's see her protecting her kids from an alien threat! AND she already knows about regeneration, so I feel like she'd get up to speed pretty fast.

Zoe. Okay, War Games is a complication here. I don't like the thought of establishing she's lived without her memories all this time but I also wouldn't like to retcon them as having been given back offscreen... It's a puzzle. But I WOULD be up for seeing that she'd built a good life for herself, and kept the personal growth she found in the TARDIS even without the memories.

Benton. Come on, please, this would be so easy... You CANNOT tell me that he hasn't already been helping Kate offscreen. You can bring him into literally any story with a UNIT element--or without! If the TARDIS finds something interesting in his town you can bet he'd already be in the middle of it. And you would need so little explanation, because it's BENTON. He'd take a new Doctor in his stride. All we'd need is "oh yeah, we go way back" and that'd be that for Necessary Context.

Yates. I mean... It might end up feeling like a Planet of Spiders reprise, but it wouldn't be hard to bring him in. You could make his history part of the plot, but you could also just make him one of the people affected by the MotW. (If you brought back a UNIT villain, it would tie in especially well.)

Tegan. Okay, she REALLY deserves closure. Give us an Australian story with her in it! Let us see that she's doing okay, she got through her trauma and is leading a good life, and let her and the Doctor talk. If you want an angsty reunion episode, this is one where the angst would actually feel earned...but it could also end in healing for both of them.

Nyssa. ... Okay, I think Big Finish did stuff with her post-canon. But just looking at canon, it wouldn't be hard to go back to Terminus. Let's see leader-of-a-community Nyssa and the Doctor (hey, now they've both experienced genocide!! 🤦🏻‍♀️).

Turlough. The Trions exist in our time and have interstellar travel, this one would be super easy. And also you could have a stupidly complex interplanetary political drama, (with Turlough scheming and lying and generally Doing His Best in a good cause), and that would be a fun story just on its own merits. (I believe Mark Strickson said somewhere that if he came back, he would like Turlough to be pretending to be someone else, and I am HERE for that.) Give me cloak-and-dagger Turlough.

Mel. Mel decided to be, like, a roving space pirate, right? Easy. I mean, given all the Trial weirdness around her, I like the idea of her being Not What She Seemed (though benign), but it wouldn't be hard to bring her in, canonically speaking. And she'd be fun to see again

Companions that would be harder/I'm more torn about, but you could still manage:

Jamie. Okay, this one is complicated because... you'd have to address not only War Games but also Season 6B, and anything you established for his life since (memories or no memories, ended up in Scotland or elsewhere, happy or sad or whatever else) would probably contradict somebody's cherished headcanons. On the other hand... The thought of Frazer Hines back on screen, and Jamie interacting with a new Doctor, makes me happy.

Leela. She's a lot more complicated because A) Gallifrey, and B) Big Finish has done so much with her and Gallifrey... I honestly can't speak to how hard this would be.

Romana: see above. But gosh, I'd love to see Romana get an actual part in a Gallifrey episode...

Peri. ...OOF. Okay, yeah, using Peri would require picking one of her many semi-canon fates. Could be rough. But...she DOES also deserve closure.

Ace. ...Yeah, Ace problems are Peri problems but WORSE, because she doesn't have a canon fate AT ALL. But... Pick something from the EU. You could manage it.

In conclusion: I would really love to see more interconnectedness in DW. And it could be done.

(on a scale of angst to non-angst, it definitely ranges from Tegan to Benton, but most of them don't need the story to be taken over by angst. Their history with the Doctor would be part of the story, but it could just be a grounding or enriching factor rather than dominating the plot. Just, "we're fighting evil like usual, but this time the Local Fighter is an old friend!" So there's room for more trust and an added investment on the Doctor's part, but their past doesn't have to be the plot.)

[certifiedceraunophile]

Hello! I’m your Klaroline Swap gifter👀 I am sorry it's taken me this long to reach out but I've finally gotten to it! I am excited to be writing for you and wanted to ask a few questions about your gift. Wanted to know about your all-time favorite tropes and side pairings? Any Caroline friendships you like? Any tropes or pairings you don't like? Any pet peeves with KC fic? Any smut preferences? Anything you especially want to see or any info you'd like me to know? Hope you have a great day!💖

Heyyy!! Thank you for sending me this ask, and please don't apologize, it’s all good 💖 I hope you're having a great day too! So I’ll just jump in and answer all your questions ✌🏾✨

I am so so sorry it got this long, like so long, I really tried to condense it, but I have no concept of short and concise so now I have to put this below a cut 😭🙃😭

All time favourite tropes:

[see here's the thing I dont exactly *know* what tropes are so I'm just gonna yeet a bunch of HIGHLY specific prompt-thingies that make me tingle at you and you can do w them what you wish- like take out certain parts you want to use, or base other tropes off of them anything you wish really, even if you choose to ignore all of them I won't be holding it against you dw!]

Ok so I love love the "I was just captured by the bad guys and very harshly uh demanded to sell you out, but I didnt, bc even though I might posture like you’re the scourge of the earth and would gladly see you dead, I in fact, do not want you dead and will therefore not be selling you out and will handle mild -emphasis on mild please do not hurt either of my babies too much- torture instead and oops! look at that, you just overheard this exact exchange where I stand my ground and refuse to betray you, and now you’ve gone feral over your loyalty kink and are spouting promises of never letting go of me, which honestly I cannot bring myself to be mad at."

I love love love the forced bedsharing trope which then leads to accidental cuddling, where one party [caroline] is just very very annoyed that their body sought the warmth of a cockroach fucknugget being [klaus] and the fucknugget party is just very very smug about being the other party's personal space heater, and nuzzles them and cuddles tighter and asdfghjkl I'm getting tingly just thinking about it, and like says w a husky sleepy voice “don't move” and cuddles closer. jfc please I’m a basic bitch with very basic wants.

I absolutely LOVE the "we work on opposite enemy sides, but now we have to band together to defeat one common enemy and honestly I am NOT glad that I constantly wanna throw you against a wall, and not all reasons for said wall-throwing are strictly to inflict violence on you."

I also LOVE the "fuck youre bleeding/hurt/injured and fucking hell I dont know why my hands are shaking while I attend to your wounds but god it is, and now I'm not sure exactly how deep you've furrowed into my heart and stuck yourself there like a dickheaded leech."

Now I feel like I have given you many tropes, but I also feel like i didnt in fact help you at all, bc I'm not sure these are uh tropes?? but anyway those are some highly specific...scenes?? I have a very deep bias for

[you obviously dont HAVE to write ANY of them if you dont want to]

And also if I had to give you a clear cut trope to follow, I absolutely LOVE the enemies-to tentative allies-to lovers trope, in which one party is just working really really hard to get to the lovers part, and the other is working really really hard not to get to the lovers part, but caves later on, bc really the fucker grows on you. [Featuring Klaus as the "high key besotted already pursuing Caroline"-person, and Caroline is the "I am very very annoyed w this wooing, but I am more annoyed this wooing is working"-person. And also, I like my Klaus E V I L, But really really really *soft* for Caroline.]

Also if by tropes you meant settings, Like AU's, literally anything works, I have a personal bias for Crime AU's when it comes to enemies to lovers, and Canon is the ultimate enemies to lovers AU, but honestly you can use which ever one you want, I am not entirely sure myself if I have a specific preference here, AH, Fantasy, Supernatural, Scifi, it's all good.

[I however am not extremely fond of Historical Settings]

Again you are not required to follow any of these tropes at all if you don't wish to, I just require you to have a lot of fun writing and love the beauty you write yourself first!

Side pairings:

Ok I LOVE me some Kennett [kol + bonnie] but I also LOVEEE kolenzo [Kol and Enzo], I also am extremely just *heart eyes* at Bonenzo [Bonnie + enzo], but I absolutely DIE for Kennettzo [which is OT3 of Kol Bonnie and Enzo]

Kalijah is also a-ok w me, and I feel like I dont have any other side pairings I'd like die to see I guess. If you choose not to go with these side pairings its perfectly alright.

Caroline Friendships:

Ok this I can answer without rambling like an idiot, I love love love love :

Bonnie + Caroline [like i love this so much it physically hurts me, they both deserve so so so much better]

Kol + Caroline [I will literally touch a frog, and I have a phobia of frogs, to have one full conversation w these two idiots]

Enzo + Caroline [Honestly enzoline brotp makes me wanna sob happy tears bc they are so perfect together]

Katherine + Caroline + Rebekah [bad bitch meets head bitch meets super bitch, what could possibly go wrong]

Tropes and Pairings I dont like:

NOTPS:

Kolvina, stebekah, delena, stelena, datherine, steferine, Haylijah, Marcel+Rebekah, Matt+Rebekah, Bamon, Kai+bonnie, beremy.

And I think that's about it? mostly I just hate elena stefan damon and hayley and I am not fond of them w anyone, I hate all canon Rebekah relationships, and I dont like seeing Bonnie with anyone other than enzo or kol.

Tropes:

I am totally not fond of the Kill Liz for plot reasons trope, like seriously killing Caroline's mom is not ok w me, but I am totes fine if she's like already dead as part of Caroline's backstory, just don't show me Liz dying in the story as a part of the plot.

Any form of sire-bond-y or like sire-bond adjacent or like any form of deal/bargain/agreement that gives Klaus even a tiniest bit of power over Caroline's free will and choices, is just not for me, like at all, no matter how well it's done, I can't stand it.

not fond of any form of prisoner/hostage tropes, like klaus kidnapping caroline or caroline kidnapping klaus and holding each other hostage and stuff like that.

Death as a plot point doesnt work for me? and really I'd prefer if there were no major character deaths at all.

Friends to lovers trope is not for me, childhood friends to lovers trope is definitely not for me.

I don't like any sort of redemption arc really, anything that starts with Klaus as a “bad” dude and ends with him being a relatively “good” dude is not for me.

Any form of infidelity, like ofc especially in between Klaus and Caroline is just [shudder] hard pass, but like I also hate it when Caroline or Klaus cheat on anybody at all.

Also all the tropes and like themes I'm not comfy w that I mentioned in my original Gift Request still stand.

KC Pairing Pet peeves

ok This I can answer easily bc I have like a FEW,

I hate a woobified Klaus so much, like so much, I hate all TO!Klaus characterizations but this one is the worst, absolutely not here for it, I am not here to feel sorry for this mf I want to feel really deliriously GIDDY at how evil he is and how whipped he is for Caroline, but like concentrating on Klaus's manpain is not something I really wanna read.

Caroline excusing Klaus's bullshit, or like being a push over-y “it's ok, I understand why you did it” person is not for me, bc she never was one to begin w, she never did rationalize or justify Klaus's behaviour, she always held him accountable and told him what a difficult son of a bitch he is every chance she got.

I don't like arcs where Caroline is Klaus's redemption? like Caroline bringing Klaus into the "light" or whatever I am not here for it, like at all, I like Klaus staying evil while being endlessly in love with Caroline, and Caroline being able to be w a man she knows is a selfish evil ruthless grade A asshole, but will literally also choke himself to death for Caroline, cuz the man is whipped as fuck.

I also absolutely am not a fan of arcs where like Caroline remains "pure" or whatever, like that's just not for me, I am totally fine, actually MORE than fine for ruthless Caroline who is willing to do deplorable shit to get to her goal and protect her people, like Caroline being extremely almost evilly pragmatic just gives me a boner, and pretty sure gives Klaus one too. Klaus "protecting" Caroline's so called innocence is uh off putting for me personally. And her remaining this pure white light princess of good and Klaus being attracted to the *good* in her is um, nope.

Smutty Preferences

Honestly I’m very easy when it comes to smut [and u totally dont have to write me any if you dont want to]

I do not like:

non con/dub con, anal sex, Strict and/or elaborate Bdsm themes, [light undertones are ok], drunk sex, sex that’s basically infidellity [like caroline/klaus cheating on someone else w each other] , gagging, choking, Extremely rough emotionless sex, sex as a bargain, or as a part of a bargain.

Smut preferences:

I like reading oral sex, especially Klaus going down on Caroline

light bondage like being tied up [either Klaus/Caroline I enjoy both]

Sex toys are really really good, like love reading Klaus using one on Caroline, or Caroline using one on herself and Klaus watching

I do have a special love for praise kink, especially Klaus being really just in awe of Caroline during the do and expressing it uninhibitedly

Dirty Talk is GREAT

I enjoy both Klaus and Caroline in a dominant role, but I usually love it when both of them share the dominance equally, I’m just not into “Yes master” and “Yes mistress” level of dominance. I guess the word I’m looking for is Vanilla dominance lmao.

Bloodplay is also great if they're vampires.

And Klaus and Caroline leaving marks on each other is *swoon*.

I love reading possessive!klaus and possessive!caroline in equal measure so really your choice.

Hot and Dirty sex with a an undercurrent of emotion and devotion, want and need and all that nice stuff is great!

But I do have a list of words I’m not really a big fan of coming across when I’m reading smut:

Any word for vagina that’s not wetness, or folds or lips, is squicky, cunt is not a problem, pussy however is squick.

Clit is clit; little nub, bundle of nerves, all of that makes the med student in me really anxious lmao.

Any word for Cock that’s not cock is squick.

Juices, cream, semen are squicky, I just prefer come or release.

Ok these are seemingly innocent words but moist, engorged, gaping, drooling, sopping are not words I like seeing in context of smut.

So yeah that’s about it, I know hi, it’s been what, eleventy bajillion years since the beginning of this ask, I am so so so sorry for being this difficult, and really, LIKE SERIOUSLY, except for my squicks you are more than welcome to just skip past everything else, since I’m not really that hard to please, as long as the no-no’s are not there in what I read and the dynamic I asked for is even just vaguely followed I will be really really really happy and really I just want you to have fun writing whatever you feel like cooking up, I’m superrrr excited to see your interpretation of my request!!!

[Also Please please send me another ask clarifying you got my answer and also telling me I haven't frightened you with this long ass rambling list of okay’s and no-no’s bc honestly I am just anxiously debating if I should answer this ask like this or yeet half of it and vaguely rewrite the answer.]

Hope you have a great day lovely!! I am once again sorry for being this difficult. ✨💖🤝🏾

[artxmisery]

Artemis's Kin (As Assigned by Tallin)

Tallin here. 2day I will be listing characters you can anon message artemis about being a kinnie of. enjoy

1: martin tma

Reasons: pink hoodie vibes. i want to hug really bad. would probably hand me a cup of tea. connects to the lonely. bad things happen to them and it makes me so sad. the only thing that can really make me Feel. like spiders. trans. tall but non threatening. have i mentioned how much i love you. just so much. love. aaaaaaa

2: gertrude robinsons machete tma

Reasons: doesnt like elias. could easily kill me (but won't) (hopefully). hides under desks

3: the serial cereal killer from s4 of sherlock

Reasons: i just remembered him and dont want to forget. have probably eaten cereal at some point. gay. have teeth

4: missy dw

Reasons: could easily kill me (but won't) (hopefully). would fight past self in a target parking lot. would flirt with a dalek. schemes world domination. would make an army for someone you love (maybe?). tea. iconic

5: dean spn

Reasons: pretty to a ludicrous extent. mixed feelings on vampires. wont hesitate to send me to super ultra mega hell for gay people (but will probably join me in an episode or two). has at least one sibling. maybe could be convinced to go ghost hunting with me. bi icon

6: coraline my cat

Reasons: soft. very much love both of. have opinions. will scream if picked up. dislikes sudden and/or loud noise. i want to hold. cat. see, you're basically the same

7: trash bag of teeth tma

Reasons: chomp

hope you enjoyed this scientific study have a nice day

[thunderpot]

2 and 7? (Sorry I just saw that you answered 1 already)

It’s cool, noony! dw

2: Show your pencilcase and what's inside.

As I said, since my cellphone is dead I can’t actually show it, and it’s ridiculously huge. BUT instead of drawing the whole thing I thought about what I actually take with me everywhere, so I made these instead hehe. My faithful companion black gel pen and my red mechanical pencil

7: Draw a same pic with your dominant and non-dominant hand.

The lord help us all LMAO. The one with my dominant hand is on the right!

[ahma-art]

For the ask : 6 8 9 10 !

Thanks for asking, Clem :D

6 : Draw the same picture with your dominant hand and non dominant hand

The fact that they have two different facial expressions was not on purpose. ^^"

8) Do you listen to music when you draw ? Favourites ?

Actually, listening to music makes me wanna draw (lyrics put images in my head and I have to get them out). But when I want to draw something that gives a specific vibe, I'll listen to songs with a fitting mood. For example, if I wanna draw Henrisiteur stuff I'll listen to Inside My Heart or other VDF related songs . At the moment I'm really into DW's Doctor/Master relationship, so when I draw them I listen to angry break up songs x).

9) Favourite thing to draw ?

Eyes and curly hair 💖

10) Least favourite thing to draw ?

HANDS

[reconditarmonia]

Dear Chocolate Box Author

Hello, lovely writer!

I’m reconditarmonia here and on AO3 (and have been since LJ days, but my LJ is locked down and I only have a DW to see locked things). I have anon messaging off, but mods should be able to contact me if you have any questions.

Coriolanus | Discworld | Harlots | Original Work | The Revenger's Tragedy | Simoun | Sleep No More | Spinning Silver

General likes:

– Relationships that aren’t built on romance or attraction. They can be romantic or sexual as well, but my favorite ships are all ones where it would still be interesting or compelling if the romantic component never materialized.

– Loyalty kink, whether commander-subordinate or comrades-in-arms, and the trust associated with it. Sometimes-but-not-always relatedly, idealism. I guess the two combined might be, in general, the idea of nobility of character and what that means. Also, gestures of loyalty.

– Heists, or other stories where there’s a lot of planning and then we see how the plan goes.

– Femslash, complicated or intense relationships between women, and female-centric gen. Women doing “male” stuff (possibly while crossdressing).

– Stories whose emotional climax or resolution isn’t the sex scene, if there is one.

– Uniforms/costumes/clothing.

– Stories, history, and performance. What gets told and how, what doesn’t get told or written down, behavior in a society where everyone’s consuming media and aware of its tropes, how people create their personas and script their own lines.

– Eucatastrophe.

General DNW: rape/dubcon, torture, other creative gore; unrequested AUs, including “same setting, different rules” AUs such as soulmates/soulbonds; PWP; food sex; embarrassment; focus on pregnancy; Christmas/Christian themes.

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Fandom: Coriolanus

Ship(s): Coriolanus/Aufidius

Fightsex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Or fighting with high UST? (I should mention that Hiddleston!Coriolanus’s bemused reaction to Aufidius’s speech and kiss is, shall we say, not my headcanon; I like how equally obsessed with each other the two of them are.) The “he is a lion that I am proud to hunt” line seems to get quoted a lot, but I’m more interested in the part of the line that immediately precedes it - “Were half to half the world by th' ears and he upon my party, I'd revolt to make only my wars with him" - and this coexists with how they see each other as being so similar.

Fandom-Specific DNWs/Exception: PWP should be all right on this one. Cultural hangups around penetration in the context of fighting for dominance are fine, but DNW shame/reluctance when getting down to whatever they decide to do, please, and also DNW dialogue descriptions of what’s occurring in the sex.

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Fandom: Discworld

Ship(s): Polly “Ozzer” Perks & Jackrum, Polly “Ozzer” Perks & Sam Vimes, Tonker Halter/Lofty Tewt/Maladict, Tonker Halter/Lofty Tewt/Polly “Ozzer” Perks

/ ships: Destroy the Polly/Mal and Tonker/Lofty hegemony! /sarcasm These just seemed like ships that would be interesting to see - I guess I imagine them as being short-term given Tonker and Lofty’s one true love, but I’d be interested in seeing why Tonker and Lofty might let someone else in, why Mal or Polly might accept, and how that’d play out. Probably post-canon? How does it come about, if Tonker and Lofty have retired (to be criminals/freedom-fighters, or did they just rob the one bank to get enough to retire on and burn down the one place as personal revenge?) while Mal and Polly are still in the army? (Again, sarcastic about the Polly/Mal, I ship it and would be up for Polly/Mal pining in the context of one of these trios if that’s what you’re into.)

& ships: Just more of Polly and her mentor/s! I love that Monstrous Regiment is about a woman who joins the army in response to an immediate crisis but comes to learn that she’s a cunning bastard and that being a sergeant is what she’s good at. More of Polly learning from Jackrum (or deciding to do things differently, having things to teach) would be great. (She hasn’t heard nearly all Jackrum’s stories - or, even in retirement, there must be some adventure they could have, or something could come up around Jackrum’s big secret, or the book of blackmail.) So would Polly finding a new mentor in Vimes, learning how things work in Ankh-Morpork (as big city - how does she react to all the cultural differences? - or as a power structure where the rules of getting stuff done might be different than in Borogravia) or across periodic meetings when he’s in Borogravia. What are they cynical about, what do they believe in?

I request Monstrous Regiment a lot, so I have previous prompts for it in my “dear authors” tag.

Fandom-Specific DNW/Exception: gender headcanons, identity musing, or non-canonical pronouns. “He” or “she” for Jackrum are both fine, but I would not want to read the character making a big deal about gender identity or pronouns. Also, er, PWP would probably be fine for the / ships, although I’m still interested more in the character dynamics than in what would be hot.

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Fandom: Harlots

Ship(s): Charlotte Wells & Margaret Wells, Lydia Quigley & Charlotte Wells, Nancy Birch/Margaret Wells, Nancy Birch & Margaret Wells & William North

Charlotte & Margaret: There are so many levels to their relationship! In some ways it’s the usual “your baby is an adult person now”, but especially in season 2, Charlotte’s also working/fighting for the “side” that Margaret leads, and of course who Charlotte is as an adult person is so dependent on Margaret’s great betrayal of her. It’d be great to read something dealing with how thorny and complex their relationship is, their ambition and moral ambivalence, a conflict they have over something that’s not a keeper/relationship, ways in which their personalities are similar or different. (I would prefer to have Margaret’s selling of Charlotte remain an element of their backstory, rather than being the focus of the fic. If you want to start the story post-canon with Margaret back in place, don’t feel obligated to explain how she avoided transportation - I’m fine with that noodle incident or tacit canon divergence, but I’d prefer that the fic didn’t ignore the events of season 2 in general. Explaining it, or having her indeed transported, are also fine!)

Lydia & Charlotte: The other mother-daughter pairing! I love everything about the “loyal and beloved henchman secretly plotting revenge” plot in season 2. What if the secret hadn’t been revealed when it was, and Charlotte had become more and more compromised? Or, without that canon divergence, tell me more about what they genuinely like or admire about each other, or what Charlotte learns from Lydia about managing her house or her persona. Or maybe there’s another situation where, even as open enemies, they have to work together and help/rely on each other. (If you don’t feel like explaining how Lydia gets out of Bedlam and want to start the story post-canon with her back in place, I’m fine with that, whether we assume she manipulated her way out or that canon divergence happened and she wasn’t committed.)

Nancy/Margaret or Nancy & Margaret & Will: I was really happy that Nancy and Margaret got to kiss, because I’d been shipping them. What interests me most about the ship (and which is the reason I’m prompting both Nancy/Mags and Nancy&Mags&Will together) is Nancy and Margaret as partners-as-family. Both Nancy and Will are Margaret’s unmarried partners, to some degree or other, and play a parental role with the children that are hers but not theirs - do they have words for that when so many other relationships in their lives are definable and quantifiable? Did Nancy and Margaret ever try to live together or go into business together (after leaving Quigley’s - I’m not really interested in reading about them when they’re very young) or did they decide to live close but separate from the start? What’s a day in the life like for Margaret, Will, and Nancy?

I’ve requested this fandom before, in my “dear author letters” tag.

Fandom-Specific Exception to DNW: I recognize that rape and dubcon are endemic to the canon and specifically to a subplot I like, and I don’t expect you to avoid all reference to them, but would prefer not to have them described in detail, or to dwell on specific instances.

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Fandom: Original Work

Ship(s): Crime Boss/Right Hand Man or Woman/Undercover Police Officer, Female Aristocrat/Her Right-Hand Woman, Female Berserker/Female Officer She's Absolutely Loyal To, Female Commissioned Officer/Female Non-Commissioned Officer, Female Historical or Fantasy World Assassin-Spy/Her Female Patron, Female Re-Enactor Playing Male Soldier/Female Re-Enactor Playing Woman, Queen in a Court Full of Intrigue/Loyal and Vicious Female Writer, Recently Promoted Female Officer/Her Female Comrade-Now-Subordinate

So, clearly I love loyalty kink, stuff about how people relate to one another across a difference of rank or responsibility, questions of doing potentially fucked-up things for someone else because you’re loyal to them or are replacing your ethical judgment with theirs, or alternately of stopping someone from using the skills at their disposal in order to protect them or for a more farsighted goal. What kinds of situations could these characters be put in to risk themselves (whether that’s physically, or their ethics, reputation, secrets, position, goals...) for each other, or to ask someone they love to risk themselves? Maybe they’re the best at what they do, but what is it and how do they do it? How far do they need to go to prove their loyalty, if that’s what they need to do for personal reasons or for their own ambitions or wider goals?

Female Re-Enactor Playing Male Soldier/Female Re-Enactor Playing Woman does seem to be the odd one out, even if it also has to do with women soldiers, but I’d be so curious to know how they came to the decisions about who they would play, if they fall in love first or if their characters fall in love first and how all that plays out, all the tropey stuff that you might write for a historical canon but played as re-enactment, costume stuff...

For the military ones, these can be made-up societies, AU history where integrated or all-female armies were the norm, both women disguised as men in male armies, contexts where male soldiers are the norm but our female characters are there too for reasons...I think I'd prefer a context a little removed from the modern, but there's a lot of room for flexibility there. Same for the Aristocrat/Right-Hand Woman and Queen/Writer - historical or fantasy world, as with the assassin/patron, would be ideal. The re-enactors can be modern, or also in a made-up or future world. Gender wasn’t specified in the Crime Boss ship - I’d especially love to read that as f/f/f if you can swing it, but if that doesn’t work out, I would prefer f!boss/right-hand man/f!cop or f!boss/right-hand woman/m!cop over options with m!boss or two men.

I’ve requested this sort of thing before, so there’s more in my “dear author letters” tag.

Fandom-Specific DNW: If you go with a fantasy world for this, I would prefer human characters or, I guess, elves; DNW orcs, goblins, demons, dragons, etc.

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Fandom: The Revenger’s Tragedy

Ship(s): Lussurioso/Vindice, Vindice & Hippolito, Vindice & Hippolito & Castiza

It is my firm belief that had Lussurioso’s target not happened to be Castiza, Vindice would have loved being Lussurioso’s henchman. They hit it off right away - both times! I’d love to see something that explores that (not that it has to be AU, I mean, just the idea that Vindice actually likes the guy and really enjoys/is well suited for this job). And Lussurioso’s got the measure of him, too, to some degree (“Yet [swear to be true in all] for my humour’s sake...’cause I love swearing.”) Uh, not that this means you can’t write it as incredibly fucked up, though; I mean, a big part of Vindice’s character for me is that he might have no place in an honest world. Does Vindice have any scruples that aren’t related to his own family? Sex as manipulation one way, both ways? How much murder?

Or give me some family dynamics! I’m weirdly curious about birth order, which is not specified in canon - I firmly headcanon Vindice as not the oldest and Hippolito as older than him, but would be interested in your perspective on the rest of the configuration. How alike or different are they (beyond the canon path of Hippolito getting more into Vindice’s whole “elaborate murder” shtick)? What else might happen to our battlin’ brothers that’s off-screen in canon, where they’re more, or less, in sync/on the same wavelength? If Castiza learns about what the brothers have been up to during or after canon, how might that play out?

Fandom-Specific DNW: No movie canon. The razor scars? Just in the movie. As well, please don’t have Castiza (or Antonio, if it comes up) be truly corrupted.

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Fandom: Simoun

Ship(s): Aaeru & Neviril & Paraietta & Rodoreamon & Floef & Vyuraf, Aaeru/Neviril, Mamiina/Rodoreamon, Paraietta & Neviril, Paraietta/Rodoreamon

I’m so interested in the way that the war affects the relationship dynamics of this show - how Mamiina and Rodoreamon have this troubled backstory that they need to set aside and end up loving/respecting one another, how both Paraietta and Aaeru’s relationships with Neviril are personal relationships but also about them being soldiers and her being commander. And the way their experiences change them as people, and what that could mean for their relationships with one another.  One thing I love about the canon is how, in the mold of all my favorite epic yuri/shoujo animes, Everything Is Beautiful And Then Shit Gets Real, and that’s not just an out-of-universe fact of the show but something that the characters themselves, who are “supposed” to be priestesses and not an air force, have to deal with.

I don’t have a lot of ship-specific prompts, but I’m always interested in loyalty; sexual first times probably tie into the canon’s themes in a lot of ways; time loops or timespace play? I did start wondering (when prompting this for Yuletide) what might happen post-canon if Neviril and Aeru make it back to the main world when war is brewing again, but Neviril has no one from the old cohort to lead because they can’t fly anymore - so what do they do? (I think the way the show is allows for lost characters like them or Mamiina to be brought back, although I think I’d prefer it to be acknowledged in-story as due to magic or time weirdness rather than a tacit canon divergence/retcon.)

I request this allllll the time, so I have a lot of rambling in my “dear author letters” tag.

Fandom-Specific DNW/Exception: I don't need you to retcon the attempted assault(s), but please don't dwell on them. No Dominuura/Limone if that comes up, please.

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Fandom: Sleep No More

Ship(s): Bald Witch & Sexy Witch & Boy Witch, Bald Witch & Macduff, Sexy Witch & Fulton, Witch/Witch/Witch

I saw Sleep No More for the first(?) time in November, and it was really neat to explore and see all of the intertwining stories. I was especially interested in the Witches and the parts of their stories that I saw (I spent a lot of time with Bald Witch and with Fulton). One of my favorite things was the idea of this world of darkness and magic that’s underlying or intertwined with the social world, rather than in a separate space - I loved seeing the Witches at the ball and, holy shit, Bald Witch pulling off her wig after the ball in her solo ritual thing! This was the place in the loop where I first ran into her/noticed her, so I hadn’t realized it was a wig until that moment, and I was hooked. So, how do the Witches interact with the normal world, or deliberately carve out other spaces (like the apothecary shop)? What’s under the physical foundations of the castle and hotel and shops/what was there before, that they (or people like Fulton) might know about but that the world at large doesn’t know or has forgotten?

But also - who are the witches and how did they find each other? Are they still human, or are they immortal in some way? Do they have day-to-day lives or are they witching all the time?

BTW, I’d be happy to get just Bald Witch/Sexy Witch or Bald Witch & Sexy Witch if that’s what you’re more interested in, rather than all three.

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Fandom: Spinning Silver

Ship(s): Miryem Mandelstam/Irina, Miryem Mandelstam/Original Female Staryk Character, Miryem Mandelstam/Wanda

I really liked the book’s ideas of power - Miryem’s real-world power of accounting and hardheadedness becoming magic in the Staryk world, being a queen in one world while belonging to a disenfranchised minority in another. Power, rules, exchange - these play into a number of my prompts for these ships.

Miryem/Irina: Two queens with very different kinds of power, and different ideas of where their commitment lies - Miryem’s to “her people” whether that’s her family/other Jews/the Staryk who have bound themselves to her, Irina’s to “Lithvas” - and what’s consistent with their own ethics to fulfill those commitments. Widow them both and have the ultimate human world-Staryk world power marriage? A more serious rivalshippy thing where you make Miryem and Irina deal with the fact that they’re respectively a Jewish queen of a super-powerful magic country and the queen of a largely anti-Semitic country who’s not totally free from those beliefs herself? (I should mention that I am explicitly okay with the story touching on anti-Semitism or having anti-Semitism as a central issue.) What about different court traditions, when they visit each other - or, what happens when Miryem is back in the human world, knowing she’s a queen somewhere else? Can Miryem use the mirror from Irina to do an end run around the whole Persephone setup and travel back and forth whenever she wants?

Miryem/Wanda: I liked the early development of their relationship and wished we’d had more of that later in the story. How would Wanda’s gratitude to Miryem and the Mandelstams play in a land that views gratitude so differently from the human world? Might Wanda’s real-world “magic”, like the reading and writing Miryem gave her, manifest differently in the Staryk world too? Do you want to go full Tam Lin and have Wanda rescue Miryem from the Staryk world? Would Wanda ever consider converting to Judaism? What if she’s less settling into comfortable forest retirement and more becoming a magical gatekeeper of Miryem’s land in her own way?

Miryem/Original Female Staryk Character - Miryem must have more adventures in the Staryk world post-canon, not just the post-war rebuilding. Or maybe in an AU, there’s a different way that she comes into their land, or a Staryk character who comes into the human world. Who might she meet?

I also requested this for Yuletide, so I have more prompts in my “dear author letters” tag. And you can also feel free to ignore these pairings and write another fairytale about the Staryk and the Jews (possibly with Original Female Staryk/Original Female Human, Original Female Staryk/Original Female Staryk, or not).

Fandom-Specific DNW: I’m not interested in Miryem/Staryk or Irina/Mirnatius (as m/f, anyway), so please don’t get into either infidelity angst or poly negotiation. AUs where they never married them, killing both the husbands offscreen, or the assumption of an open relationship are all fine.

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Stranger: [Space AU, looking for a darker Jim] Sebastian was one of the first humans on the star ship prison. He'd been kicked out of the army and sent this hell hole, surrounded by a bunch of strange alien beings, all of them criminals like him. The Earth prisons were far too crowded now . In his current position, Sebastian should have been well mannered and quiet, considering most beasts on this ship were far more powerful and smarter than the humans who had recently entered the galaxy alliance and started sending their trash up here, but, humility was not Sebastian's strong suit. So, he walked through the lunch area with a tray, staring at all of the food lines, rather eager to ensure that all these aliens knew that humans were here and they were the dominant species. It had to be done. If Sebastian looked weak, his ten years here would be hell. The blond wandered over to a line and roughly shoved some small alien out of the line just to prove his point. "Outta my way, runt." Other aliens paled and the whole place went silent. They couldn't believe who the human just pushed. Moriarty /ran/ this place. This was going to get ugly, fast.

You: [reading]

You: [Quick question... At the moment all I can picture is Jim as a Timelord T.T Probably because of the new DW episode. Would it be a problem if I made him one? Similar to the Master?]

You: [Love this btw]

Stranger: (Sounds lovely to me! I'm also a Whovian.)

You: [SWEET! Replying now! :3]

You: Jim straightened as he glanced down at the tray on the floor before him, and the food splattered on his trousers. Those were his favorite slacks... and if there was one thing he didn't tolerate it was someone ruining his clothes. His dark gaze lifted slowly before meeting Sebastian's, his cool expression unchanging despite the bloodthirsty and somewhat mad glint in his eye. "Runt?" Jim repeated as some one hurried forward to clean up the mess for him. He didn't even bother to glance down to see who it was. "You must be new here." Jim purred, a wicked smile slowly creeping onto his lips. "What's your name handsome?" He asked, he took a step forward and the silent onlookers all shuffled backwards as if worried they'd get caught in the crossfire. Jim, however, just invaded the larger man's space, uncomfortably close.

Stranger: Sebastian turned around to see the man who dared to actually interrupt him on his way to his meal. "Huh? Are you deaf or dumb, runt. Yeah, that's exactly what I called you." Sebastian turned fully and crossed his arms. The human also lifted his chin and straightened up, posturing like some dog might - all high ears and hackles raised. He looked arrogant and he certainly looked ready for a fight. This guy was small anyway, so this might work out well. Sebastian could just beat him up, prove he was strong, and others would let him be. "First off, don't call me handsome. Second, it's Sebastian. But, you know, you can call me sir, short-stack." He laughed, giving Jim a little shove out of his space. "Run along now, before you get hurt."

You: Jim's smile only widened at the response, though the shove had it faltering for a moment... but only just. "Oh... I like you." He purred dusting off his shirt. A large beast like alien trudged forward as if to protect Jim but the smaller man lifted a hand to stop him. "No.. No... It's alright, Igor." He reassured, using his pet name for the beast. "I don't want him dead..." He stepped forward once more, far too quickly for Sebastian to stop, a blade seemingly coming out of no where and sinking into the soft flesh of the blond's stomach. "I wander if your as pretty on the inside as you are outside, gorgeous." He teased, twisting the blade a bit. "Shall we find out?"

Stranger: Sebastian looked to the large beast and huffed. "What you need a body guard? How pathetic is that, you- Urgh!" Sebastian's eyes widened as the blade sank into him. First there was shock, blood... then the pain hit and he howled like a kicked dog. "Fuck, argh! Argh!" The blade twisted and he groaned in pain, but he'd gotten enough of his wits about him to pull away. He pulled back and the knife slide out of him, blood gushing out next. "Shit... you coward... I ain't armed..." He stumbled back and leaned on a pillar with one hand, the other clutching his wound to try and stem the flow of blood. Shit, this hurt.

You: One of the guards hurried forward at the cry to see what had happened but upon seeing Jim lifted his hands in surrender and backed away, darting out of the room. Jim huffed with amusement. "You're not?" He blinked. "Well surely a big guy like you could take on a runt like me without a weapon?" He teased. "No?" He asked innocently. "Alright, here. Have mine." He offered, turning the blade over in his blood stained hand and offering it out. "Would that make you feel better, darling

You: ?" He sang. "Though... I have to say I was right... You are very pretty on the inside as well... Such a lovely shade of red." He lilted, lifted the hilt so that the blood caught in the glow of the lights above them.

Stranger: Sebastian panted, looking to the guard then to Jim. ...what? The guard backed away from... from this guy? Who the hell was this guy, then? Sebastian feared he'd made a bit mistake, but he was too proud to be defeated and embarrassed now. The blond lunged for the blade and he snatched it from Jim, but the movement caused him to double over in pain and clutch at the horrid gash in his stomach. "S...Shit." He lifted the blade and tried to ignore the pain as he stumble-lunged at the other man, trying to stick him.

You: Jim arched a brow and side stepped him with seeming easy. "Oh... You're a determined one... Stubborn. I like that." He grinned giving a small excited bounce on his heels. "Come on... Fight through the pain... embrace it... you can do this." He encouraged, bouncing again before glancing at the red starting to pool on the ground. "Oh... look... you're going to stain the floor. Well, if you /do/ die... at least I'll have something to remember you by, Handsome." He groaned inappropriately. He watched Sebastian's movement's calculating. If Sebastian lunged at him again he'd probably allow the blade to his somewhere non-vital just so that he could get in close.

Stranger: Sebastian stumbled all over the place, half-lunging and half-falling as blood loss began to take hold. He started to get a little light headed, a bit dizzy... still, he held out his arm again ad made one last attempt to stab Jim. This time he got close and he grinned as the blade sliced through the flesh of Jim's arms. "Heh... gotcha runt..." He rasped.

You: Jim didn't give any indication of the pain that washed through him. It was nothing compared to the agony he was in on a daily basis. "Did you now?" He asked, with an arched brow. A hand lifted to clamp down on Sebastian's throat as he yanked him down to Jim's level. Jim gave a small approving hum as he pressed his nose against the name of the human's neck and breathed him in trailing the action along his check until they were face to face. He forced Sebastian's mouth open and peered inside. "Such a pretty shade of pink." He commented approvingly before messing their mouths together in an aggressive kiss. "Now... Next time you speak to to me like that, pet... That pretty pink tongue of yours is going to make me a nice new earing." He purred when he pulled away. "Do you understand me?" He asked, his free hand moving to dig a few fingers into the wound he had caused earlier.

Stranger: Sebastian coughed as he was grabbed so roughly the hand around his throat tightening and causing him to wheeze for each breath. "G...get off..." He winced as his jaw was pulled open and gasped in surprise at that kiss. It caught him off guard and he pulled back, half falling, half leaning on Jim. Blood rushed from his gut as Jim messed with it and the human groaned once more. He felt close to passing out. In fact, he basically did. He went limp and crashed to the ground as a worried looking beast, half dog it seemed, panted nervously and nudged at Jim's arm with a whine. "He's just a human, boss... he don't know any better. He's a baby." The dog-like creature was sneaking in grunts and barks to the human ear, but knew Jim could understand him. "I will take him to the infirmary, yes?"

You: Jim shook out his hand, splattering more blood on the floor before examining his digits. He paused before running his tongue another them and humming, considering the words. "Yes." Jim finally said with a nod. "If he lives, see that you teach him better... I think I rather like him... Brave but stupid." Jim sighed. "Cute. Reminds me of someone I knew a long time ago." He mumbled, gaze glazing a bit with memories before he shudder and gave a nod to the creature. "Be on your way... and send someone to clean up this mess."

Stranger: The creature, who went by a series of grunts and growls but ended up with the nickname Max, nodded and dragged Sebastian from the room. Luckily, Sebastian did survive and Max was right by his side, eager to teach him. Of course, Sebastian didn't want to be taught. Thus, as soon as he could the human left the infirmary and stayed back in the shadows, avoiding the humiliating fact of being the man who got beaten up on his first day. Max sought out Jim and whined as he sat down with his breakfast. "Massssster." Came the frustrated whine. "The human doesn't want to leeeearn."

You: Jim was in a foul mood that morning, for no particular reason but the fact that he felt as if the light didn't do his complexion justice. So when Max appeared with the news he pinned him with a flat stare. "Then make him." He stated flatly. "If my new pet was able to survive his first day picking a fight with me then he is good enough to be put into submission." It made sense in his made world. "If you're not up for the job then I'll find someone else but... Max." He growled the name. "Just keep in mind... I /don't/ like failures." He warned. "Bring him to the yard tomorrow... I will make my decision then."

Stranger: Max just paled and frowning, nodding quickly before darting off. Okay, looks like Jim was in a foul mood. Just lovely. Meant someone would probably die today and Max didn't want it to be him. Bouncing off, the alien made sure to stick close to Sebastian this time. "He's gonna kill you if you don't listen..." Max complained and Sebastian just grunted. He was unhappy with everything now. People kicked him around. People didn't respect him... all because of Jim on that first day. "I won't..." He muttered, but he certainly didn't want to get hurt again. He almost died... The blond sighed. This was a tough choice and he didn't want to surrender his pride... but he wanted to live. The next day he wandered out into the yard during their workout time and settled on a bench to mope.

You: Jim caught sight of Sebastian moping on the bench. He watched him for a long time before striding over to the man. He paused in front of him peering down at him. "Show me." He instructed simply, meaning the scar he had left before. "I want to see."

Stranger: Sebastian went pale as he looked up at the alien and he swallowed thickly, his mouth a bit dry. Obey? Disobey? He didn't wanna get hurt... okay. Okay. Just this one he'd obey. It was a small request. Without a word, the man lifted his t-shirt to show off the puckered scar, still red and tender.

You: Jim couldn't help but give a pleased smile and hum as he leaned closer to examine it. "Beautiful." He praised, reaching out to brush his fingers over the spot gently. "Now..." He huffed, sinking down next to him. "Tell Daddy why you're pouting so hard, pet." He instructed. "You keep acting like this, you're going to get someone kiiiilllled." He sang.

Stranger: Sebastian furrowed his brow. Another simple request. "I'm pouting because this place sucks... no one respects me and everyone treats me like dirt." He crossed his arms over his chest and huffed. It was obvious that the blond was nursing some wounded pride and struggling to adjust to his new way of life. "Who would die because I pouted?"

You: "Aw... Poor Sebby..." He purred, giving a click of his tongue. "Probably Max... Or whoever wonders by next." He shrugged before giving his own pout and blinking up at him. "I've wounded my new pet's pride." He sighed. "Not bad for a 'runt'." He teased, dancing his fingers across the expanse of Sebastian's arm. "Come on, Sebastian... everyone has to earn their stripes... You can't just expect for it to happen over night."

Stranger: Sebastian huffed, but he didn't pull away from Jim's fingers. Sebastian had learned his lesson, that was for sure. He didn't pull away, he didn't fight back, he just allowed Jim to do what he wanted. "Don't kill Max. He didn't do anything wrong." The blond said, "You have. I can barely show my face around here." He crossed his arms then and sighed. "I want it to happen over night. Can't you just tell them to respect me?

You: Jim blinked at him, surprised for the first time in a very long time. For a moment, he didn't realize what had just happened but then he laughed, actually laughed and there was no blood being spilled. It was a sound that sent shivers down the spines of everyone near by and had them all glancing Jim's way but he paid them no mind. "I could." He admitted with a large grin. "Is that what you want. People to be forced to respect you. That wouldn't make it real? Well... not real for some people. Real is relative." He shrugged. "Relatives.... RElatives?" He mumbled, a bit of his insanity bleeding through but he shrugged it away before climbing up on the bench on his hands and knees and crawling closer to the blond, invading his personal space once more. "You real respect is earned... But... I can make them afraid of you... Avoid you... Is that the respect you want?"

Stranger: Sebastian cocked his head to the side,a bit concerned about the way Jim was acting. He pulled back a bit more and shifted away just a bit,trying to gain a bit of his personal space back. "Well... I suppose not. I really wouldn't want people to respect me just'cuz you told them to..." He thought for a moment. "Yeah, I mean... I want them to fear me. I want them to look at me like they look at you when you walk into a room. I want all the best cells and the best food."

You: Jim continued to move forward as Sebastian tried to escape, his hand curling around the him of his trousers to pin him in place as he climbed into his lap. "Mmm." He hummed as he considered the words. He peered into the blond's gaze as if reading his very soul. "Blue... like the color of lips." He purred after a moment of silence, though he obviously didn't mean the living color. "Hmm... I can make it happen." He admitted, doing another 360. "/We/ can make it happen. Is that what you want, Sebastian? Do you think you're capable? Do you have it in you? I see it, you know... The color of your insides..." He groaned inappropriately, pressing closer as his gaze darkened.

Stranger: Sebastian was uncomfortable, but god... he didn't dare move. Jim's mind seemed fragile at this state so the blond just let him do as he wished rather than have him snap or something. "I uh.... I... I mean, I assume I have it in me. I'm very capable of.... well, I'm good at a lot of things." The human didn't know what to say or how to respond. He was bewildered, but fearing for his life. "I can do whatever you want me to do."

You: Jim caught the sight of fear in the blond's gaze and his flirtatious demeanor seemed to extinguish quickly at the sight. Did that mean Sebastian would be the same as everyone else? Just another fearful soul doing whatever they could to keep Jim from going crazy on them? He gave a heavy sigh and lifted to pat his cheek softly, smile gone in an instant. "Good... Very good." He acknowledged before climbing off of him. His gaze drifted lazily over the people on the yard before resting his chin in his palm as his elbow wrested on his thigh. "Kill him." He instructed flatly, pointing at a man with his back turned to them.

Stranger: Sebastian cocked his head to the side. "Kill him?" He asked, but he had already started standing. He would kill some stranger if it meant he himself wouldn't die. The human suddenly charged forward and wrapped an arm around the neck of the alien Jim pointed at. There was some yelling and shouting, but the blond had kept his hold and the body of the man dropped like a rock. Sebastian turned right away to Jim like any good dog might, looking for praise. Granted, there was a buzzing about him. The thrill of the kill, of the hunt... he was buzzing and seemed like a changed person than the one he was two moments ago.

You: Jim's gaze narrowed as he watched the scene, still looking a bit bored. When Sebastian glanced his way, as if seeking approval the smaller man stood and turned away heading lazily towards the exit of the yard as guards rushed towards the human.

Stranger: Sebastian looked confused as Jim wandered off. But... but... this is what he said to do! The guards tackled Sebastian and they dragged him away, kicking and thrashing. "He told me to! He told me to! Dammit! Fuck you!" Sebastian was dragged off to solitary.

You: Jim heard him yelling as he was dragged away and had a feeling it would take more than that to get what he wanted. Sebastian needed to hate him... Want him dead enough to actually try something. Attacking Jim and surviving once was just because Jim was feeling gracious. Twice... The person must be skilled. Sebastian would get no real respect for following Jim's orders... But trying to kill him repeatedly and getting away with it... That was another story. But it all depended on if Sebastian was willing to try again... If he was brave enough.

Stranger: Sebastian paced around solitary for a month, growing angrier and angrier by the day. This was Jim's fault. It was Jim's fault. Anger thumped through him and when he got out he began to make his plan. The human pretended to me some pathetic, scared man, but he was really gathering followers and energy. People who hated Jim began to join him and soon enough a plan took form. A fight would be staged and in the fray Sebastian would take Jim out - for good.

You: Jim knew... of course he knew. How could he not? While there were those willing to follow Sebastian a few were more afraid of Jim; so naturally he had a mole. He knew exactly when the attempt would be made and he couldn't be more pleased. He didn't let anyone else in on it. If he did the respect for Sebastian would lessen after everything... Instead he prepped. Sebastian would do enough damage to him to send him to med bay... but it would be returned. 'The man who went after Moriarty twice and held his own' Now that... was respectable.

Stranger: The day finally came and Sebastian was a ball of nervous energy. He knew he had a lot riding on his fight, a whole lot. Maybe his life. But, he had to earn a name for himself out here or he would continue to be stepped on. So, during lunch, the fight broke out. The scene was huge, with food and blood flying the the blond hunted the alien like a tiger. He stalked between the tables and finally pounced on Jim's back. "Payback time." He hissed.

You: Jim gave a pleased hum as Sebastian wrapped his arms around him, pressing back against him, hips rolling. "Well its about time." He purred in a husky voice before digging a elbow into the larger man's ribs.

Stranger: Sebastian snarled at that cocky voice and he just took the elbow, squeezing harder before tearing the man down to the ground. "I'm not playing games, bitch." He snapped, on top of Jim now. His fists flew and he slammed them down on Jim's face as hard as he could.

You: Jim couldn't help but laugh even as he took the blows, wrapping his legs around Sebastian's waist. "Oh but you are, tiger." He managed, turning his head to spit blood from his mouth. "Hit me again." He instructed, eyes a bit wild as he rolled his hips again. "One more blow before I get serious, pet." He purred before headbutting him in the chin.

Stranger: Sebastian hated being mocked like this. He snarled with a red face and fire-filled eyes. "Shut. Up!" He grabbed Jim's head and slammed it back down onto the floor. He did it again and again and switched back to punching, his arms never slowing.

You: Jim was starting to get dizzy which made it difficult to think which meant this was over. He drew a blade quick embedding it in Sebastian's shoulder before drawing another and slicing across his stomach. His legs tightened around him and an arm wrapped around the human's broad shoulders, pulling him close so that he couldn't hit him any longer.... Well that and so that Jim could seal their lips together once more, this time his kiss hungry rather than playful.

Stranger: Sebastian groaned as the blade was shoved into his shoulder and he howled as he was sliced open. Pain. Pain. Blood. Pain. Dizziness. A kiss. That was all. Suddenly everything went black and his body grew heavy. The next thing the blond remembered was waking up in the infirmary again. Huh?

You: Jim sat next to him on the bed, face bruised, lip split. He was switching between humming and whistling as ripped out page after page of a book in his hands, one at a time. He glanced up as he heard the man stir and offered a delighted smile as he glanced at him. "Oh good! You /are/ alive. I thought you were a goner for sure." He mused, bouncing a bit as he repositioned himself to face him.

Stranger: Sebastian winced at that voice. "Urgh... thought I was dead..." He rasped, throat scratchy and dry. "Fuck..." He blinked up at Jim. "You didn't kill me...?"

You: Jim looked a bit confused for a moment. "That would kind of defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?

You: " He asked simply, brows furrowing.

Stranger: Sebastian frowned himself. "What is the purpose, then?"

You: Jim paused a moment giving a huff. "Can't be expected to... time.... ignorance.... only human." He mumbled to himself, before reaching out to give the blond a small pat on his thigh. "To gain respect." He answered with a grin. "Why else? That is what you wanted. I honestly had my doubts that you would manage it but... I'm always right... in the end." He shrugged happily before hopping off the bed.

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ALL QUESTIONS!! ALLLLL (except the one you said you were uncomfy answering ofc)

welcome to my daily essay procrastination (dw it is getting done I've just written like 1000 words and I need a break from literature type writing lol) 

1: Full name - Robin, not sharing the rest (like I said) 

2: Age - 21 

3: 3 Fears - Abandonment, clowns, sleep paralysis 

4: 3 things I love - Theatre, languages, my puppy 

5: 4 turns on - Being dominated, lip biting, gentle physical contact, increasing physical contact 

6: 4 turns off - I genuinely don't know rn can u tell its been a while since I got laid lol, so I guess, being a dick, using certain terms for body parts, 

7: My best friend - Char is prob my best friend!! we currently communicate exclusively through animal crossing post lol 

8: Sexual orientation - Right this is somewhat challenging still but I'm gonna go gay 

9: My best first date - Would you believe I've only really been on two? I can't remember the first one v well but I'd be inclined to say that because all that first love shit was great 

10: How tall am I - 5' 3" i think?? 

11: What do I miss - uni 

12: What time were I born - I actually don't know exactly but it was definitely the afternoon 

13: Favourite color - Baby blue 

14: Do I have a crush - Yup 

15: Favourite quote - "The universe is seeming really huge right now. I need something to hold on to." 

16: Favourite place - I've got a few, a corner in the orchard at Hom, the nook under my window in my room, the bench up on the hill where I walk the dog 

17: Favourite food - Stir fry 

18: Do I use sarcasm - I think I was fluent in sarcasm before I was in English tbh 

19: What am I listening to right now - Right technically I cheated bc I just skipped a couple songs, but Bad Habit by Ben Platt and the puppy's snores 

20: First thing I notice in new person - Smile or voice 

21: Shoe size - 4 i think 

 22: Eye color - blue 

23: Hair color - a literal rainbow 

24: Favourite style of clothing - uhhh does generally gay count?? 

25: Ever done a prank call? - nope 

27: Meaning behind my URL - one of my friends once called me the shakespeare of nicknames as my other friend called my such a slytherin so i mashed them up 

28: Favourite movie - Moana atm, non animated either Let It Snow or Pitch Perfect 

29: Favourite song - Obv this changes a lot but the last few days, Wonderland by Taylor Swift 

30: Favourite band - Stornoway 

31: How I feel right now - Too damn warm and a lil sleepy 

32: Someone I love - my sister 

33: My current relationship status - furiously single 

34: My relationship with my parents - good 

35: Favourite holiday - when my friend and i went to austria at the end of year 13 

36: Tattoos and piercing i have - zero 

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - I want a few transition tattoos, a dodie lyric, something in russian, something watercolour 

38: The reason I joined Tumblr - Originally because it was 2013 and my friends and I were v much the typical tumblr demographic, this one to vent feelings about some shitty situations 

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - Pretty sure they both hate me, I don't hate them, but I hate how things worked out 

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - Sometimes yeah 

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - Nope 

42: When did I last hold hands? - Probably when I last went clubbing? 

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Depends, I have to put T on, once i'm actually out of bed probably 15 minutes 

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - nope 

45: Where am I right now? - on my sofa in my kitchen 

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - depends where i am, home city it'd be katherine, clubbing in cam, jules probably or char, drinking just in cam, umme or porters 

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - reasonable 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - usually mostly with mum, currently exclusively with dad because quarantine 

49: Am I excited for anything? - getting this damn essay done and sleeping 

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - yep 

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - not that often i don't think, but i am very good at hiding my emotions if i decide to 

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - like 6 hours ago? 

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - not at all unexpected tbh 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - not at the moment, i think i've managed to stop trusting the person who would've fit this category 

55: What is something I disliked about today? - my sister got super stressed and cried and i just wanted to make everything okay 

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - ben platt 

57: What do I think about most? - rn animal crossing or work 

58: What’s my strangest talent? - i don't think i have one 

59: Do I have any strange phobias? - nope 

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - both, i love taking photos and i love having photos of me at important times 

61: What was the last lie I told? - god probably something dumb like no i absolutely did not just steal your cup of tea 

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chatting 

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - no, yes 

64: Do I believe in magic? - no 

65: Do I believe in luck? - yes 

66: What’s the weather like right now? - decent I think?? it's like 2 am so idk 

67: What was the last book I’ve read? - What Is to Be Done? by Chernyshevsky 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Fuck no 

69: Do I have any nicknames? - Bob, Bobbin, Robs, Rob, Stink, Little'un 

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - that would probably be me getting a fish hook stuck in my thumb lollll 

71: Do I spend money or save it? - both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - the fact that this said a tongue and not my tongue is... unsettling.. but yes 

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - yes 

74: Favourite animal? - elephant 

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - writing the essay lol 

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - morningstar i watch too much lucifer lol 

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - rain by ben platt 

78: How can you win my heart? - hug me when i'm sad, send me things that make you think of me 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - he was there for me 

80: What is my favorite word? - mousse 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - okay so i have five blogs and am so tempted to just list those but sewing-and-showtunes, aeternumregina, oneoveroneisone, ballym, xx-thedarklord-xx 

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - STAY THE FUCK INDOORS 

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - no 

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - shapeshifting 

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - do i like myself 

86: What is my current desktop picture? - hamilton and laurens lol 8

7: Had sex? - yes

88: Bought condoms? - yes 

89: Gotten pregnant? - no 

90: Failed a class? - yes 

91: Kissed a boy? - yes 

92: Kissed a girl? - yes 

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - yes 

94: Had job? - yes 

95: Left the house without my wallet? - yes 

96: Bullied someone on the internet? - no 

97: Had sex in public? - yes 

98: Played on a sports team? - yes 

99: Smoked weed? - yes 

100: Did drugs? - no 

101: Smoked cigarettes? - yes 

102: Drank alcohol? - yes 

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - no 

104: Been overweight? - no 

105: Been underweight? - no 

 106: Been to a wedding? - no 

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - yes 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - yes 

109: Been outside my home country? - yes 

110: Gotten my heart broken? - yes 

111: Been to a professional sports game? - no 

112: Broken a bone? - no 

113: Cut myself? - yes 

114: Been to prom? - no 

115: Been in airplane? - yes 

116: Fly by helicopter? - no 

117: What concerts have I been to? - dodie, stornoway, show of hands 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - yes 

119: Learned another language? - yes 

120: Wore make up? - yes 

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - yes 

122: Had oral sex? - yes 

123: Dyed my hair? - yes 

124: Voted in a presidential election? - i'm british 

125: Rode in an ambulance? - yes 

126: Had a surgery? - not unless my fish hook extraction counts 

127: Met someone famous? - yes 

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - yes 

129: Peed outside? - yes 

130: Been fishing? - FISH HOOK YES I HAVE I NEVER WILL AGAIN 

131: Helped with charity? - yes 

132: Been rejected by a crush? - yes 

133: Broken a mirror? - no 

134: What do I want for birthday? - a boyfriend lol, or tbh for quarantine to be over 

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - oh lord who knows, i like the name scottie and archie for girls 

136: Was I named after anyone? - my middle name is after my gran 

137: Do I like my handwriting? - ehhhh 

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - my teddy bear 

139: Favourite Tv Show? - Crazy Ex Girlfriend 

140: Where do I want to live when older? - Berlin, Cambridge or London 

141: Play any musical instrument? - used to play the violin v poorly 

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - fish hook or pets 

143: Favourite pizza topping? - pepperoni 

144: Am I afraid of the dark? - no 

145: Am I afraid of heights? - sort of 

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - don't think so 

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - yes 

148: What I’m really bad at - currently? being motivated 

149: What my greatest achievements are - getting into my uni, finally finding an antidepressant that works, coming out 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - oh yikes it's way too late at night to open that can of worms 

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery - pay for my damn top surgery 

152: What do I like about myself - I'm empathetic 

153: My closest Tumblr friend - @oneoveroneisone 

154: Something I fantasise about - going to pride abroad 

155: Any question you’d like? - I'm gonna pass this to the anons, ask me questions?