Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead
And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all
Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best
Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”
And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”
And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with
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*tina talking about how she doesnt want to interrupt by chatting because what if the other people online are having a deep sad talk*
the qsmp chat:
*etoiles dies*
foolish: 🤢
cellbit: 😔
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isnt it cool that in order to get into a concert you need the specific barcode on your phone and it has to be on your phone and not printed out but the only way to get the barcode is to download both the ticketmaster and livenation app and when you try to sign into one it always tells you have to sign into the other first and every time you try to sign in it tells you youre a bot and they wont let you in and finally if youre able to sign in everything is buggy and glitchy as hell and nothing works
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aro culture is calling your dog baby because it doesn’t have a romantic connotation to you (but all animals are babies <3)
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tumblr isn't letting me boop anymore i can't deal with this
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i feel like im always complaining about this but i just think it's stupid that. when i try to open a game i have paid for and own 100% legally. it routes it through steam and then the EA app instead of just, opening.
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tell me why this comes up at 3:33:13 in Scott's 3rd Life Movie? If you check the original episode (non-movie version, pretty sure it's the finale episode), this isn't there. It was just for the TINIEST of flashes, I had to go in 0.25x to catch it. It could be some sort of mistake, but I'm not sure how that would happen if all you had to do in the editing process was copy and paste a couple videos together. I don't have much editing knowledge, so can someone who does have knowledge enlighten me as to whether this would be a subtitling mistake that could theoretically occur? like does someone say "She moved" anywhere in the movie? Or maybe even in Scott's previous few videos, like he may have put a subtitle that was supposed to be in a different video in this one? Is that something that could happen?
It's interesting that it comes up in that specific spot too, with so many 3s, in the THIRD life movie. I don't know if there's anything else in Scott's video or in any of the other 3rd Life movies, but still, this is weird right? It's also interesting that so far, only the previous winners have posted a movie. If Pearl uploads next, that has gotta mean something. It would be out of order, but still...
and what does "she moved" mean anyway? It doesn't have much context with what Scott was saying at all (he says, "I've been good"). Maybe I'm missing something? Or maybe it's nothing at all. Who knows lol
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for news of the heart, ask the face (linked)
hello @soryasongsaa my beloved, I was your secret santa <3 (ty @song-tam). I have tried. very earnestly. to write a tamarelliana fic worthy of your prompt, so I hope you enjoy what I've come up with. because MAN did I not know what I was doing
summary: Tam, Biana, and Marella each have their own demons to face, but fortunately they have each other to lean on--or at least they would, if they stopped pushing each other away. And if they stopped listening to the dark and mysterious forces calling to them.
warnings: mild arguing and panic/breakdowns
word count: 18.4k
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