#it's just so much!!! so much!!!! and it's a webbed site!

[sanderssidesthehouse]

Sanders Sides Ranked: Flirting???

Why do I have “For Legal Reasons This is a Joke” stamped on the front here? Because I get to saying some shit later that is NOT meant to be taken seriously. I enjoy saying words recreationally and making bits, not everything I say all the time is an accurate representation of my thoughts or beliefs and I just want to make that clear when posting on the piss on the poor webbed site.

Sorry, Logan. I don’t think he cares actually, but just in case. I would [verb] you. I also don’t think he cares about that, but just in case.

Also after adding the text on Logan's picture I decided I should add a little blurb to every slide so you can tell exactly how not biased I am.

When trying to decide on widespread appeal I had to acknowledge that most people would probably find him kind of annoying, which is his right, for sure, but then I had to gauge how annoying and how much that mattered and it took me a while.

For niche appeal, I just think that most theater kids™ don’t want to [verb] other theater kids™. They do [verb] for sure, but mostly because they can’t get anyone else because they’re theater kids™ and I think other insecure people mostly want to give him a hug.

(I was a theater kid but not a theater kid™, though I knew some. I just want theater kids™ to know it is their right to be insufferable.)

He's really kind of got two tricks, one is being dad and the other is being sad. I think I'd like to give him a Patt-on the head. If you're into that, though, hopefully you're also into frogs.

Look I was at one point part of all four niche appeal groups and I’m still part of two, this may be a targeted attack, but I caught myself in the crossfire.

Putting Roman in there was a joke bc you cannot tell me you don't classify what Janus was doing as flirting and it worked very well on our prince.

And unrelated to the ranking, I just get jump scared every time I see what Janus actually looks like bc he has long hair to me now. Where are his beautiful locks? Who cut my wife's hair?

Ok look. Quality of banter. We ALL saw his episode, ok? That was NOT top tier creative work. Granted he’s been locked in the basement for a long time so it’s understandable, but that doesn’t change the facts. 

For his blurb I was between what I wrote and something along the lines of "I would forcefem him" and I don't think either of those convey to you how not biased I am but just know that I adore him.

I had a blast making this, I kept cracking myself up, which means probably zero other people think it’s funny but here we are.

I actually went into this thinking I would have Logan as the worst and I thought Roman and Janus would tie for best so I’m glad to see we all have the same general consensus. It looks like this list would go Roman, Janus, Patton, Remus, Virgil, Logan.

I did my best to cut out any egregious swearing and anything explicit so I hope everyone can appreciate my sacrifice /j. Thanks for joining me, argue about it in the comments and reblogs. (<- Also a joke, please be nice.)

[i-rate-horse-games]

howrse is a web browser and app horse game. and it is complicated!. I played it as a kid but I only really fed my horse and couldn't figure out how to do anything else. it's a bit grindy, but it's complex. there's breeding. there's genetics! but a lot of things require items that you have to either be very patient for or spend money (highly don't recommend on principle). however a lot of things are gifted to you for completing the tutorial! it has events like jumping and dressage, but they're things that you sign your horse up for and then await the results, not a flash game. you board your horse in equestrian centers run by other players! I remember when I ran a tiny one, and my favorite part was repurposing horse droppings for farming. if you get a golden apple, you can put art by a player as your horse art, and there are some incredible ones out there!

the tutorial took me 20 minutes and gave me 3 horses and several other things.

you feed and train your horses daily, then put them to bed once their own day is out of time and they're tired. if you have aging points, you can skip ahead to their next day.

there's breeding and complex genetics that the tutorial barely touched on! there's stats! there's races and bunches of events! there's western and classical! there's stable management! there's field management, where you can leave some fallow for a season and use others for other things! there's forums! you have a mailbox! there's horse trading and selling! there's a black market!

there's good art!

i feel like people who like neopets but wish it were harder would like howrse.

largely the gameplay is clicking on things and thinking and probably doing math if you're good at it, but there are just so many details! there's a whole community in this website!

i rate howrse 5 stars out of 5!

edit: they deleted my account after 6 months of inactivity with no restoration possible. demoting to 4 stars

★★★★☆

there is no music and it has a lot of reading, but it's just a different type of horse game entirely!

[nocek]

Brainrot of deadfang crack ship will never let go ;P

The mentioned totally nsfw nailing was covered here ;)

(and if you don't mind I'd be grateful if you'd vote in this pin poll if you are interested <3)

[syl-stormblessed]

everyone loves talking about the batshit worldbuilding in WoT but I feel like everybody tends to overlook the Vaguely Evil Elves From Another Dimension that have their own officially licensed chutes and ladders-esque board game that you Cannot Ever Win

[snek-eyes]

Queen instrumentals playing in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death

(instrumentals arranged by Eos Counsell)

(insp. / template / BoRhap breakdown)

[wolviez]

BONUS: random spidey buttons i found too

[wisteriaphyte]

Realized I never shared these here before, but I run several FFXIV fanlistings and if you're feeling nostalgic about old web (and want to be listed), feel free to take a look and join (╯✧▽✧)╯ ✧ Haurchefant - Thoughts Unspoken ✧ Aymeric - For the Sky ✧ Hythlodaeus - Soulseer ✧ Ysayle - Oblivion

[obessivedork]

Once again thinking about Preston adopting Danse under his wing as a favour to the Sole Survivor and the two of them becoming the best team in the Commonwealth almost instantly 😘👌 10/10 once they talk things out they're the best of friends

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it turns out that, in moving, i have traded out having to deal with many small spiders for having to deal with the occasional fuckoff huge one

[wilberave]

the terrifying moment of realization when talking to a self proclaimed Leftist when you can immediately tell “oh. this person has never done an hour of community service in their life.” like. i know it’s been said before but your politics truly do not matter if you’re not interacting with your community in any way. you can vote in every single election and it will not have a fraction of the impact of 17 year old tyler who got sentenced to 20 hours of picking up litter and weeding the community garden. you can never once vote out of protest and read piles of theory and not come close to making the change that the group of 80 year old catholic ladies at St. Mary’s on the corner do with their weekly community meals and school supply drives. we live in the rotting corpse of an evil empire. ideas mean fucking nothing. the only thing that matters at all is physically extending a hand to try to help the people around you.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

TRAINING ARC: START!! BOTHER YOUR GUARDIAN AND EXHIBIT ISSUES. NOW SOLVE THOSE ISSUES BY BOTHERING GUARDIANS. I HAVE FULL FAITH IN OUR HEROS!

[meinenaffenhosen]

Ex... excuse me but what is that username. Why do your monkeys have trousers. WHAT is going on there? I need to know

My username. To mock you. Mocking?

[marshmallow-fluffy]

Days 15 and 16 of @amphibianaday's Amphibuary! Didn't finish mine yesterday, because hubris said, "I bet you can crochet a frog in one evening," and was very very wrong. As it turns out, I couldn't crochet a frog in two evenings either, but if you ignore the legs it's fine! Decided to combine today's and yesterday's prompts, featuring pretty terrible photography lol

And my mom didn't do yesterday's either, because she was tired, but here's hers for today!

[hella1975]

'why are you smiling' because i have beautiful mutuals and we all love each other. go back to your sports romance you heinous bitch

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

A thing about me is that I will take any excuse to stand on Loschwitz Bridge and will take the exact same pictures every time

[toelessbastard]

committing copium away from life by joining random websites for fans . first thing I see is SLANDER ON MY GOOD MANS NAME