#it's not a phase mom

[canisalbus]

angsty teenage machete dying his fur red

Angsty teenage Machete dyeing his fur black like his soul.

When you try to go for that goth look but you can't dye your pastel pink nose.

[annkhr]

Okay I admit it: It's not just a Waluigi phase but a whole Super Mario phase...

[myverylovely]

No because seeing Lisa Frankenstein was my goth awakening. Ya know that thing? Weird girls turn goth? Because here we are and I totally understand it. The CONFIDENCE, the POWER. I feel true to myself.

[howaboutwedont]

the way jerome's voice cracks on "the only reason i was with you was for a joke and that joke isn't funny anymore"

[got-your-love-letters]

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with fall out boy brain rot due to exposure to pete wentz, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[ronastudies]

scrolling down my dash just now... I’m reading “phd” here and “research assistant” and “postdoc” there or “masters” or “postgrad” and whatnot. Look at how far we made it, fellow studyblrs! Our little high school hearts with their little planners and highlighters would be so happy. :)))

[spicypepperjack]

Sharran Shadowheart be like:

[green5quirrel]

I don't want whatever is "trending", ya pretentious little misspelled website.

I want my goofy little niche tags that have 5 people on them to be updated with my favorite characters being whumped and LOVED.

Who do I have to reblog to make this happen?

Is Satan on here?

I will reblog Satan if I have to.

Or, like, God too, I guess.

Whatever.

[kiirisute]

holy moly

[chaoscheebs]

From the maker of “Yugi wears his uniform A Lot outside of school because he insists he’s going to hit a growth spurt ANY DAY NOW and doesn’t want to outgrow any cool pants he gets” comes “Yugi’s uniform jacket has those buckles on the cuffs because Yugi got creative with fabric glue and his mom is like ‘well you’re just going to have to deal with the embarrassment now when you grow out of this edgelord phase; I’m not buying a new one.  :/’”

(Spoilers: Yugi never outgrows his edgelord fashion phase, it only grows stronger in time.)

[feathertailedcentipede]

beginning to fully learn that being a teenager doesn't end when you turn 20 on god

[spookylewdbug]

"𝕴𝖙'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖒"

[lunakagayake]

POV: Every family event when you're 6 feet deep in the closet

This post is overdue for at least 3 months

Extra:

Fun fact if anybody cares, I used to be an Ashley, now let's bury that shit underground

[chrwrites]

*listens to emo girl by machine gun kelly once*

[loichte]

👁️👁️

Taking a break from the mood blanket I'm mainly not gonna finish 'cause it needs at least three hours attention a DAY and, well... I'm employed. Not working for me This will be a tote bag, 27 eyes in total 👁️👁️

Already staring into my soul 👁️👁️

👁️👁️

[banannabethchase]

mmmmoxnick, something something mox is probably strong enough to hold nick up whilst fucking him????????

(Feel free to ignore if it's not your thing obvs!!)

Do it in the Dark (with Smiles on our Faces)

Oh this is totally my thing, dearest anon. I like the way your brain works.

~

Nick's minding his own damned business as he stomps down the hallway, sexiled by his brother and his best friend, when an arm reaches out and yanks him into a hotel room.

"What the eff?!" he exclaims, stumbling over himself. "Get off me, you - "

"I can't get to Hangman, but I can get to you," someone growls. An arm is at Nick's neck, and he knows that voice.

He grins. "Oh, sure, you pick me for second choice, Mox."

"How'd you know it was me?" Mox's voice is baffled and his arm drops. "I had a whole thing planned."

Nick grins at him. "You think I don't recognize your voice by now?" Mox's hand goes to his waist.

"I wanted to beat the shit out of Hangman after choking Yoots." Mox sounds disappointed. The room is surprisingly dark, and Nick can't see his face at all. "But then I saw you walking down the hallway, and..."

"And you figured you could get your anger out with sex?"

Mox is silent.

"If you're nodding or shrugging or whatever, I can't see it."

"Right. I nodded." Mox crowds back into Nick's space. "So, uh. Thoughts?"

"If I had any good ones, I wouldn't still be here, would I?" Nick grins, settling his hands on Mox's hips, pulling him in against Nick.

"Don't insult yourself! What am I here for?"

"To rail me against a wall?" Nick says hopefully.

Mox makes an amused, considering little noise. "Yeah. Yeah, I could do that."

They fumble and fall over each other as they kiss and touch and push, until Nick feels a hand push down his shorts and grab his bare ass. He whines, trying to push back against Mox's touch and forward to get some friction against Mox's stomach.

"Jesus, for someone who didn't know I was coming after him, you sure are raring to go," Mox mutters, biting at Nick's shoulder.

"What, you wanna woo me?" Nick asks as Mox's finger, slick and warm, slides against his hole. "You want me to act all bashful and innocent, like I don't want you to- " He interrupts himself with a whine as Mox's finger works its way into him.

"Nah," Mox murmurs. "I like you just like this."

Nick's pretty sure he should be weird about having sex with the enemy after Blood and Guts. He and Mox are still covered in bruises and stitches, a little bit of each other's blood. But they're also covered in each other as Mox fucks Nick up against the wall. Nick digs his fingers into Mox's shoulders, holding on for dear life as he shifts to hook his legs around Mox's waist better.

"That's it," Mox growls. "Yeah, just like that."

Nick nods, forgetting again that the lights are off until he gets no response. "I - there," he gasps. "Don't you dare stop."

"Wouldn't if you paid me to." Mox laughs and thrusts harder up into Nick, making him feel a little like a rag doll, and it's so good Nick could cry. This is stupid and reckless and damned near dangerous, if they ever got found out. It makes it all the more sweeter.

Nick anchors himself by hooking an arm around Mox's neck, then slides a hand between them to grab his cock. He whimpers as Mox's dick grazes his prostate, so close it almost hurts.

"You gonna come?"

"Yeah," Nick says. "Yeah, I just - almost." He's breathing harder than he is in the ring as he races toward release, and it's Mox's name on his lips as he spurts all over himself and Mox, unable to keep from clenching down on Mox's cock.

"Fuckin' Christ." Mox's thrusts get harder, wilder, unbridled, and Nick thinks his eyes are rolling back in his head. Mox comes with a yell, and Nick braces a hand against the wall to keep from falling. Mox slips out of him as his arms give out, and Mox presses his chest to Nick's to keep him from falling all the way to the ground.

"Elite wins for the second time tonight," Nick laughs, dropping his head back against the wall. "Not surprising."

"You're so fucking annoying," Mox says, but he smiles when he leans in to kiss Nick, and Nick thinks it's worth it.