#it's sherlock's birthday

[ace-sher-bi-john]

Highlights of Today's Episode (Basically John and Sherlock both being my patronus at the same time):

John putting less and less effort into his disclaimers.

"That would be fabby fab" - Dr Jonk Watson, 2024

Sherlock explaining linguistic concepts used in neurotypical conversations and John not even beginning to understand a word of what he said.

Jonk: This boat is awesome! We should live here!

Sherlock: I agree! *pumps out sewage*

"Ta"

John singing, forgetting he's recording a podcast "I'm living in a box. I'm living in a cardboard box" - My patronus, right there!

Oh hi oh!

Sherlock telling Mariana that John wishes to "present her as his sexual partner" so they can participate in swinger culture.

"This episode better make sense! You better not be making this up!" - Poor Mariana thrown in the deep end with zero context

"Can I just climb aboard please Mr. Murderer?"

"It's my birthday!" "What are you? Twelve?" "Just do it!"

"World class wife! Worldy. 10/10 wife, would recommend to a friend!"

Sherlock constantly bringing up his birthday like he's Rapunzel. "Also it's my birthday... Just so you know :)"

Sherlock and John having really soothing voices, as usual. If I was trying to sleep (it's 12:42am est as I am writing this), their voices could lull you to sleep. Very calming!

Sherlock getting a birthday party and completing the mission in record time because of course he does! Sherlock is a happy boy.

[blindchat]

Happy Birthday Everyone BBC did not stay down despite getting shot

The Dabi dance reveal remains iconic

[contact-guy]

He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them.

The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes, the Creeping Man

[petite-madame]

A 170-year-old young man - (2024)

Happy birthday to the world's greatest detective, 170 y.o today 🥳💗

[crashingmeteorz]

art by @abstractfrog | scene from my (rated M) fic: what if it was meant for me

the absolutely incomparable pat illustrated a scene from my sherlock & co fic as perhaps the loveliest birthday present i received this year.

fair warning: the fic is rated mature and acts as the launchpad for a series of later explicit fics, so please be aware before diving in. i didn’t originally link the fic here for that reason, but pat’s art was too perfect not to share. thank you thank you thank you my friend

[isolabellz]

the reunion we didn’t get to see

[inahochi]

*sherliam flirting* ˎˊ˗

dedicated to lynn (@courtesanofdeath); happy birthday! ♡

[4thelneyj0nes]

This was them in baker st. today BY THE WAY in case youre wondering…

Anyway, happy birthday Sherlock Holmes 🎉🎊🥳🕺🏽

(This was part of a Secret Santa exchange with @nic0tinepatch, shes an artist too check out her stuff!)

[solarotters]

Happy birthday sherlock holmes!

[khorazir]

“Sherlock?”

“Hmmm”

“You asleep yet?”

“Obviously not, or I wouldn’t be talking.”

“You weren’t talking until now, just humming.”

“Well, I’m awake now. What’s the matter?”

“Your phone hasn’t made that noise yet.”

“What noise?”

“You know. That text alert noise it makes whenever you get a text from ... her.”

“I changed it.”

“You did?“

“Yes.”

“When? I thought it wasn’t possible.”

“It turned out to be possible.”

“Right. So ... she hasn’t texted you yet?”

“Why would she text me?”

“Because it’s your birthday. Midnight has just passed.”

“Oh. Will there be cake later?”

“Happy birthday, Sherlock. And yes, of course there will be cake. It’s obligatory, after all.”

“Indeed it is. And John?”

“Yeah?”

“Stop being jealous. After all, I’m here with you now, and you’re the only person I want in my bed – or have ever wanted. Even if I might get a text from The Woman later, and even if I text her back occasionally.”

“Sorry, Sherlock. I love you, too.”

“Obviously.”

“Well, it wasn’t obvious to either of us for a good while.”

“Yes, because we were idiots.”

“Even you?”

“As much as I hate to admit it, yes, even I.”

For Sherlock’s birthday, and also for this month’s @sherlockchallenge : Envelope

[mintmentos]

Things in Sherlock and co that make me get weird looks on the tube because I can’t contain myself

Lots of love, Sherlock Holmes

Who is called Jonk??

No shit Sherlock

The bag for life debacle

“Lestrade has very kindly sent these on. What she lacks in intelligence and any discernable talent required to be an officer, she’d makes up for in kindness” “She sent these to you for your birthday” “I suspect for two reasons. First, the case makes very little sense to Scotland Yard which isn’t surprising, and second, yes, for my birthday”

John losing it over the cardboard box title

The horse is the fucking masked singer!

According to Watson’s geographical breakdown I live in the bumcheeks of the uk

[justanobsessedpan]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎉🎉

Also AAAAAHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TURTUTS @topsyturvy-turtely !!!!!!! My dearest my loveliest, I wish you all the best and health and warmth and good people around you and joy and aaahh follow your dreams sweetheart! <3<3<3 May this world be a good place for you.

Love you all, my Bubbles, and I wish you a truly joyous, full of love and rest and growth 2024. Do things that make you glad to be alive (but maybe try not to kill anyone, ok?). Best greetings from yours truly <3

As usual, feel free to inform me about any and all changes in the taglist :)

@totallysilvergirl @helloliriels @dontfuckmylifewtf @sussexinchelsea @loki-lock @topsyturvy-turtely @matixsstuff @ohlooktheresabee @boredsushi @ohmrshudsontookmyskull @nathan-no @astudyin221b @oetkb12 @psychosociogentleman @darkkitty1208 @zira-and-crowley @beesholmes @mydogwatson @liv-olive-oliver @tiverr @peanitbear

[ryuusea]

happy sherly day!

[ramigir]

[tendalee]

Happy Birthday Benedict!!! ❤

[markgatissbirthdayproject]

Hello!!!!! It is time to think about the Mark Gatiss birthday drive for 2024! Mark’s birthday is 17 October and I’m excited to see how much money we can raise this year! Last year we raised £500 for Switchboard.

To start, we will once again be having an auction for fan works and goods. If you’d like to donate a fic or an item please email mgbdaydrive at gmail dot com.

Requests for donations will end at the end of the month and the auction will go live on the first of October.

If you have questions or anything at all, please let me know.