#it's so <3_3 HES SO <3_3

[jaetaimjadore]

SO MANY HOURS OVERDUE BUT SACRIFICE MV SUPREMACY YALL !!!!!!

[lebrookestore]

this jaehyun cover oh my gosh

[chuunai]

Henlo I have something to add to the 100 followers event if that’s cool

Dazai with scenario 2 and prompt 16. Idk how these things traditionally go but…. Your stuff seems good so far and I’m excited to see what you do with this

Thank you thank you, Anon. Also sorry for how long this took everyone I swear I’m combing through the requests 3_3

✧˚ · . dad first, detective second - dazai osamu

who would’ve imagined the demon prodigy having a hellion of his own?

summary ⋆ ★ comfort, fluff, established relationship (marriage with reader), SFW → baby baby baby, Dazai really likes your boobs, etc.

It’s a perfect night, really.

Your warm body resting against his, limbs lazily tossed over each other as you snuggled and acted like lovesick fools. Moonlight poured in from the cracks of the curtains, casting small slivers on your face. Dazai couldn’t help but think of an angel when it came to you. A heavenly being that granted him a new life and forgave him for his past.

Nudging at your cheek with his nose, his voice came out in a sleepy tone.

“You should sleep, [name].”

His hand reached up to cup your face, playfully using his thumbs to gently close your eyelids like one would do with a body. He’d seen many people in the Mafia do that—try and make the deaths they caused seem more peaceful rather than a brutal end. Dazai himself never did that. No need in beautifying a simple concept of its finality and simplicity.

“Can’t. I know she’s about to wake up. It’s nearly eleven, and we put her to sleep at seven. I can tell.”

You shook your head stubbornly, looking at the baby monitor nearby where static noise and the occasional mix of a tiny snore and coo came from.

His little hellion.

Really, he had no clue how he got so lucky. First with the fact that he impregnated you and you carried his baby. Second with the fact that he had his own family now. And third with the fact she looked so much like him. Thick brown curls of hair on her head, big curious eyes that looked at him so adoringly. The tiny freckles and birthmarks scattered across her skin. She had some of your features, yes, but they were more subtle than his features.

Coupled with the fact that she was a bundle of energy and sass like him.

“I insist, pretty. Shinju needs her daddy too.”

He knew how much she made you tired with her habit for refusing to nap for more than an hour or two coupled with breastfeeding and the general responsibility and time that being a mom took. Dazai wanted to spend time with his daughter too and relieve your stress. You’d get sleep, he’d get to see Shinju. Win-win, in all accounts.

Hell, he even gave you puppy eyes in the darkness of your room.

“I…fine. But don’t wake me up if you screw up.”

Dramatically, he sighed and frowned, placing a hand on his heart.

“Does my ‘bella really think I’m an incompetent father? How heartbreaking and cruel of her!”

Much to his relief, you playfully groaned, pinching his sides lightly.

“I didn’t say that, dummy. God, I swear Shinju is more mature than you.”

Jesus, you were so insulting tonight. How was the baby that tried to put anything she could in her mouth more mature than him? Sure, he was a bit funny and childish, but he wasn’t a baby. Well, if he had his face buried in your boobs he’d be a baby. Still, it’s not his fault that they’re just so big and warm and squishy and seem to beg for his attention.

Which is what he soon did, resting his head on your chest while cupping them softly. You were wearing one of his shirts and a nursing bra underneath. He wished you weren’t wearing anything at all, but it wasn’t fair to ask for that when you recently gave birth just a mere two months ago. His libido lowered itself only for you. And when you did have sex—quickies when Shinju would nap—, he was so much nicer and loving than usual. The mother of his child didn’t deserve rough mean sex, no, she deserved gentle treatment under the sheets of their futon.

You deserved everything that he could possibly give you.

So when the small baby demon eventually began to wake up and whimper, he pressed a kiss onto your cheek and slowly got up, whistling a small tune under his breath before waking to the makeshift nursery nearby.

Opening the door slowly, he made his way to the crib and picked up his sniffling newborn, shushing her comfortingly.

“Shhh, it’s okay. Daddy’s here. We don’t want to wake up mama, okay?”

Her tiny hands balled up into fists, weakly moving around and occasionally hitting his chest. Sitting down on the rocking chair nearby, he fumbled around for one of her stuffed animals, grabbing the familiar bunny as he placed it in her arms.

“Look there, Shinju. It’s your bunny!”

From an authoritative Mafia executive to a tired loving father. Lord, Chuuya would be laughing his ass off. Or have that stupid face of confusion while he’d berate Dazai with questions about what unlucky woman had to bear his spawn. But what could that short alcoholic of a ginger say? No woman wanted to birth his babies.

He was quickly snapped out of his thoughts when Shinju’s tiny fingers began to grab at his chest, thinking he could feed her too. He could, just not straight from the source unlike you. Standing up, he went over to the mini-fridge nearby which contained bottles of your milk. It wasn’t too chilly, and so he carried it and the cooing baby to the kitchen where he warmed it up in the microwave.

After it warmed up, he carefully began to feed her, leaning back against the counter as he did so.

It still felt so odd to him. Caring and loving someone he helped to create. His self from ten years ago would never believe it—that they’d find love and even have a baby after escaping the Mafia. He had you to thank for that. The one who picked up the discarded pieces of his soul and welded it into the man he is today—a father first, and a detective second.

Kinda rushed the end but I couldn’t think of anything more :(

Tags: @twst-om-lover, @sinfulthoughtsposts, @xxcandlelightxx

[elysian-fawn]

can i hear about your great pretender dr? i’m shifting there too!

omgie another great pretender shifter ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ .ᐣ.ᐟ i've literally never seen anyone ever want to shift there too T^T but um ! i haven't scripted much for it except how i join ꒰ though this ask will be my motivation to revisit that script bahaha ꒱ but i basically joined Team Confidence a few months before Edamura does by accidentally uncovering Laurent's plan to con an art auction ꒰ kinda similar to the ep. case 3_3 but like artwork i made was like part of the auction so i was like ???? ꒱ and i nearly called the authorities on him before he hastily explains the whole thing and how awful some of the patrons are and i was like ohhh and basically decided to join in ꒰ can you tell i haven't scripted much pffft T^T ꒱ i also wanna hear abt your dr too if you wanna share !!!! bc i've never encountered a great pretender shifter out in the wild hehe ૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა !!!

[toelessbastard]

OKAY SO FOR THE ASJ GAME..... raph rottmnt and like..... idk kai and nya ninjago..... <3

HIIIII HI STICK HI HI

imma be real i havent had thoughts ab kai inna while but he was why i thought i was striaght for so long NFJDJFH

ralphhhhhhh <3<3<33<3_3 we dont talk ab the movie it scares me (EARLY ROTTMNT FICS R SO MEAN TO HIM..........WEEPS)

kai!!! disaster man. him nd blue were my fave dynamic back then

and !!!!! nya!!!!! idr her much i just rmbr bein like WOAH pretty woman this clearly means nothing.

TY FOR THE ASK INK HANDS YOU MANY MANY TREATS AND CURRY

[sherwynphilip]

⚠️ Jimin soars to #2 on Worldwide Trends, as ARMYs celebrate the 8th year anniversary of his first ever tweet

Today, January 24, 2021 marks the 8th anniversary of Jimin's first tweet, as well as the moment he saw ARMYs trending the hashtag #ThankYouJimin and he immediately thanked ARMYs back. I join the whole BTS ARMY family in celebrating the glorious moment.

Jimin's first tweet... 👇

(trans of 1st tweet)

Hi~ I'm Jimin. I'm now revealed on Twitter~!I'm 19-years old and I love dancing! Please welcome me!

Jimin's tweet when he saw #ThankYouJimin trending and his reply when he thanked ARMYs back... 👇

(trans of 2nd tweet)

What is this? Haha. I wanted to leave something, so I came in and saw it. What is this?

(trans of 3rd tweet)

I wouldn't have known if I didn't come. I came in and saw. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Hahahaha this is amazing. Thank you, everyone. I love you too.

#JIMIN #ThankYouARMY

Also on the same day of Jimin joining twitter, he was shy to post a photo of himself, so he described how he looked like so ARMYs can draw him... 👇

(trans of 4th tweet)

Actually, I'm a little shy, so I can't reveal my picture..... So, I'll explain it myself! Will you take it and draw it??;^;

(trans of 5th tweet)

I'll start then. Eyes!! They're the most important. I have uneven eyes. Both of my eyes are alwaya puffy. I also don't have double eyelids?? Ha 3_3 My lips are slightly thick ~ Face type is ~ Round egg!Type! My forehead is wide, but I'll cover it with my hair~ Hehe.. I also have a lot of cheek fat.

And after that, Jimin posted this and went on to reveal a photo of himself 👇

(trans)

It’s Jimin.... I’ll start by revealing a photo from when I first entered the company~ Is it similar to the drawingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I started tweeting today but it’s my first time using Twitter so I’m a bit scared and losing my mind @_@ wowie!...

The original post of the first ever photo that Jimin took of himself (mentioned above) can be seen HERE.

Jimin is so sweet. He is precious, and BTS would not be the same without him. We love you, Jimin!

💜💜💜

#ThankYouJimin #FOREVER_WITH_JIMIN

And while we're at it, here's a compilation of some of the most memorable selcas and videos that Jimin has shared on twitter through the years. 👇

video: @PJM_data

[megowitch]

if you don't infodump about logan i WILL throw a tantrum - sol

@greensconnor​ yo this is for u bro 😔

male || 6′5″ || 28

gemini king

freckles all over the bridge of his nose and some on his back, neck, shoulders, chest.

wears glasses, and has the shittiest eyesight like UB still doesn’t know how he can still see

he takes off his glasses, and he’s literally just 3_3

played piano when he was younger, but since he never stopped his rebellious phase, he started to skip his piano classes 

gigolo casanova

i’m KIDDING but he dates occasionally. it never goes more than 3 apparently

used to be the dude that says bad pick up line after bad pick up line, until tina witnessed it first hand and had to intervene

he gets the impression people only date him because of his height

romancing ava

love at first sight -> he couldn’t stop looking at her because she rly was the most beautiful person he’s ever seen

loves their height difference, but he won’t tease her abt it to spare her feelings

soft

constantly worried about her & would love to show her how much he cares ;;

at first, he thought she was hot, but he didn’t like her at the beginning -> until that patrol scene happened, and when ava gave logan her scarf–he was WHIPPED already 

doesn’t wanna mess this relationship up so he’s trying to go at it slowly

he shot her in the warehouse. logan regrets it i SWEAR

also romances mason

loves their height difference, and he loves teasing him abt it

likes to give mason cryptic messages abt how much he admires him and would appreciate mason trying to know him better

he smokes, but doesn’t like it when mason smokes 

finds it so funny when mason flirts with him because it reminded him of HIS bad flirting habits

oh my god they’re literally the same person eye-

doesn’t have a good relationship with rebecca in the beginning because he felt like she should’ve been more active in his younger years

he understands tho, but UGH it’s so frustrating for him

was a rebellious child growing up so rebecca was very concerned for him when he first joined the police force

he used to be very very impulsive, and he lets his impulsiveness slip sometimes when he’s overwhelmed/angry

his crimes were: vandalizing public property, stealing, harassment to teachers at his high school, more stealing, also steals from cars

he’s ashamed, but he’s not afraid to talk about his experiences in juvie

had the tiniest crush on tina, and was definitely depressed when his feelings were unreciprocated

he never rly told her. tina just called him a “really good friend” and he’s like “oh :’/“

[hyyunjinn]

Bias?? And how did u decide? \3_3/

sadjfsaldf in sk? it’s hyunjin! and i’m pretty set on it being him too hahah

when I was watching the hellevator mv, he appeared and I was like OOH HE’S CUTE I THINK I LIKE HIM but alskdfjsdf i’m not that shallow so I was like,,, he’ll be my “bias” until I know all of them–I totally didn’t think it’d actually bias him haha 

i think i fell for how cute he is when he’s just messing around with everyone else but you can see how much he still cares

but I think it’s also bc I just feel guilty for not sticking with my original bias so like, I just said he’s my bias until convince myself that he is until he is (that was me and jungkook–it only took like 8 months lmao) 

IDK I DECIDED LIKE FIVE DAYS AGO, SOMETHING JUST WASHED OVER ME AND I WAS LIKE ‘why am i not swerving to minho anymore’ and that’s how he became my fave hahahakdsfajsldf

plus? every time he appeared on the show i get all smiley and breathless and    e w :)))))))

[ask-henry-yugi-tudor]

ok so

idk but

drunk vampire yami, challenging vampire hunter solomon

Yami: Ohhhgg isshhoulda known it!!

Solomon: *loads crossbow* Yami: Shyou think cuz... hic- you had a training fifty years ago thatyou- hic- could take it up aghheeinst meh???

Solomon: I know for a fact that you’re an easy kill. *aims*

Yami: OHgh yes! shoot meee! my d-d-day cant get whorshe- Yugi’s.. gonn yell at me thaght im drunk and shiiiittt -hic-

Solomon: Yugi? *lowers crossbow slightly*

Yami: heuheuheu *has a stupid grin on his face* yah aibou.. he’s so pr- precious... I lovh-hhim so mutch... heheheh... You kinda - Hic- look like ‘is gr-grr-gggggrampah! Hic! Solomon: (how many drinks did this vampire get??) 3_3″

Yami: Wana-h... see a pictture of himmmmm??? *gets out a picture of Yugi* Lookhh atth hhhhi-iccc-himm!!

[jaetaimjadore]

Don’t mind me I just came to yell about baby sunghoon on his 21st bday 😌

[jaetaimjadore]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING HANDS DK REALLY COVERED KING BACON I WILL UNALIVE MYSELF PEACEFULLY NOW

[jaetaimjadore]

woozi has one of the sexiest brains in the world CHANGE MY MIND

[jaetaimjadore]

'Hey babe, watchu up to right now?'

sO MARK IS THAT TYPE OF BOYFRIEND JSDHVADKFJHI

[ask-henry-yugi-tudor]

If I were dating you, there would never be moment where I didn't remind you of how beautiful, talented, and smart you are, even though I'll do it as your friend, because nothing in a relationship should drastically change just because you changed the label. Except me getting getting to kiss your face, cause I'm allowed to do that now lol.

awwww thanks friend QWQ kfjs:fhoulkfjhuokjvhpmkjvh I’m just trying my best, and i have so much people supporting me and i wanna make sure i don’t disappoint them, if course, and i wanna help other people through their bad times too!

*watches henry pat his wings at the anon*

henry doesn’t want you to kiss me till he knows who you are tho

....

Henry: *bats tiny wings at anon faster*3_3 *grabs henry* yeah he’s a good muse dw about him he’s fine