#it's still so funny to me

[neuro-stasis]

"Commander Rhett, sir! I made out with the security system the other day!"

[putuponpercy]

I'll never get over the time I made a simple drawing of Thomas captioned "wonder what he's thinking about" and because it's ME the replies were "James lol" even though that wasn't the intention LMAO /aff

[headcarsbendlng]

in light of my feelings on recent events. here's a whisper i posted the night matty started kissing fans during robbers again

[myplasticadversary]

Anyone remember that time when Roman called himself John and Kendall Yoko

[amezhtys]

it's kinda funny that the only reason gun was so annoyed with tinn's flirting is that it was making him flustered

[alevens]

tnt duo will never cease to amuse me because to its core, I just see it as Revivedbur reading Quackity's little gay note, being struck with a sudden puppy crush based on an old flame and then trying to get into Las Nevadas with the most homoerotic speech known to man

[thestrangestwatermelonofall]

I posted 545 times in 2022

That's 543 more posts than 2021!

81 posts created (15%)

464 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@rose-lalondde

@starlightshore

@mokutone

@zw57

@lady-raziel

I tagged 405 of my posts in 2022

Only 26% of my posts had no tags

#naruto - 80 posts

#deltarune - 32 posts

#personal - 28 posts

#rant - 19 posts

#naruto fanart - 19 posts

#naruto shippuden - 14 posts

#iswm - 12 posts

#deltarune fanart - 10 posts

#omori - 9 posts

#spamton sweepstakes - 8 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#everyone in the entire naruto universe sees naruto and their brains go blank and they just think "i must believe in this boy. he can do it.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I feel like such a pathetic wet dog of a person right now.

4 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

#4

y'all, I just read the blog post about susie and there are many emotions!!!!

The final line was what really made me laugh out loud though, like Noelle sweetie, apple shampoo? To make Susie notice you? That's so... sad.

And reading about how kris acted before the game starts is interesting.

5 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#3

https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/light

idk if it's a random chance thing but when I open this page, it's a sleepy annoying dog and when you click on it there is a sweet little lullaby tune playing. I actually like this song, and I wonder where it's from or when it could be used in game

10 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

#2

I actually convinced my neighbors to come over to bake cookies and then watch In Space with Markiplier. It was great, but since it's so long the two of them had to go before we finished part 1.

let me rephrase this. Guys, I actually did it, I convinced other human beings to watch my current obsession with me. Whether they enjoyed it is a different question...

i'm just kidding. but yeah that was fun, can't believe that happened, wooh!

15 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

My inner monologue isn't even trying anymore, all I've heard these past few hours is "The Last Goodbye" on repeat.

21 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

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[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

[joshuamj]

Hero.

[umblrspectrum]

so like is it specifically planets the solver craves or can it get by with just eating dirt off the ground

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Soup solves everything.

[sunsestart]

It's one of my favorite headcanons that he doesn't have the greatest eyesight akshskdj he's just like me fr