#it's true!!

[giolovesyousm]

todd and neil have known eachother for only three months ..

[allevils]

you can't smoke weed. if you smoke weed, you'll end up in a gay situationship with the devil herself.

[moomshroomsoup]

I just found your page again a was looking through your posts only to find I already liked most of them?? I don't remember doing that

I have a secret store of mushrooms that cause sudden amnesia to befall anyone in proximity to my account

[zombvibes]

of course krerdly is the only dt ship to have its tag infested with p bots, someone save my lil bluebirds

Tumblr's gamerphobic that's why

[rabbitindisguise]

It's so validating to have my oldest ship (nanami/gojo) vindicated by a surge in character popularity. Like hell yeah people love Gojo, but now they like my other blorbo beetus too. I'm delighted by the many giftsets and fanart that's been coming out fhfhshs

[lo-sulci]

as much as it makes me happy to see people still praising and enjoying gwitch, it does always baffle me when people say that it's their "favorite anime" or smth like that. like, c'mon yall. i loved gwitch too, but gundam LITERALLY isn't even an anime :/

[lonesomedotmp3]

BEING A PRINCE IS ABOUT

1. BEING SOME GUY WHO LIVES WITH HIS DAD

2. WEARING SLUTTY V NECK TUNICS

[ghstslut]

I wish my body was as beautiful as yours 🥺

omg thank u but pls don't put urself down!! everyone's body is different & beautiful <3

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[willabee]

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[animusrox]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

[correctopinionhaver]