#itd be funny tho

[bulkhummus]

can somebody tell me how many real american dollars it is to be a character in night vale (via patreon) imagine they had to name somebody bulk

[therulerofallpotatos]

How ironic if the umbrellas found out that Klaus was actually like a very notorious and talented thief. None of them have any idea but Klaus can get into pretty much anywhere and that's while high af.

[hexcia]

i should start telling non-lesbians that they cant say Klondike because it has the word "dyke" in it

[apollos-boyfriend]

i have to do a speech for my communication class called "my artistic voice" and i am sooooo close to changing mine to "my autistic voice"

[m-emoriam]

imagine emmerdale if literally any of them went to therapy lol

[nom-central]

todays vood (for me anyway) is either; naga/lamia preds using their coils to trap their prey before devouring them

or, a very specific vood

(spoilers for octo expansion in splatoon haha)

(all the agents are adults in my headcanon- if this makes you uncomfortable though i am REALLY sorry dhdbeb)

eight somehow gets shrunk before the battle with three, and three ends up eating them. eight barely manages to fight their way out before anything happens

cue eight and three having basically a cat and mouse chase while eight slowly works to fight back the sanitization controlling three.

naga preds are so good...giving their prey a little squeeze in their coils to keep them from wriggling too much while they eat them

AND YOU'RE FINE SPECIFYING YOUR AGENTS ARE ADULTS TOO HELPS

This is an interesting scenario...the sanitization makes them ravenous and there's a risk to all parties tbh. i like games of cat and mouse between pred and prey, and this happens to be really high stakes!

[tboygareth]

sometimes when its really quiet in my office i get this urge to randomly shriek for no reason

[n-x-black]

th ghost touya and vampire n fic

[thesoupisburning]

is undertale the underground in base-12?

i used to have more evidence for this theory i just forgot and remembered just now

[snikt111]

first step in creating an ask blog/rp blog for logan is dont cause that mf would never.

[tired-twili]

I feel like shadow would also be really good as envy, he was very envious of the links and wanted to be human (which is really similar to envy’s story)

Ooooooo I see I see 👀 I think he'd be a really cool addition, either as greed or envy :)

[mundanemiseries]

As I said, one day Joel’s gonna be the one on the fashion chopping block and he’s probably gonna deserve it

[skitskatdacat63]

Every time I read Fernando cursing in fic, I can only think about this clip and then my brain short-circuits

[beetolbugs]

i have seen cuteguy with many weapons.

BUT NOT A FLAMETHROWER. SO GUESS WHAT

[witchspeka]

It's always "Shou and Ritsu need to blow stuff up with their minds for mental health reasons" or Ritsu and Teru or even Shou and Teru!

But what about Mob? When does he get to blow stuff up with his mind for funsies? For shits and giggles? He didn't go through all of those meltdowns and character development for nothing, let him go ham on a junkyard car or something smh

I believe in Mob's narrative given right to fuck shit up sometimes

[buqbite]

I like to imagine that her gentleness is genuine