#itgo brainrotting

[zaachknight]

... jon is a he/they guys and I refuse to hear anything different

[starsforhours]

more Saturday tiktok ideas bc these men ARE icons of the internet

a fan makes a tiktok to the 'the night we met' song and it goes from them laughing in interviews and on stage to them in the camp videos and talent show

my love mine all mine (or any love song) = Zuben edits. There are so many Zuben edits. you can't escape

EOE becomes THE Zuben song. It's played everytime the two of them are introduced, there are so many edits to it, and every year on the anniversary of The Coming Out, Saturdays try to get it to chart

birthday tiktoks. Every member's birthday has saturtok SWARMED with videos wishing them happy birthday (ik this is about tiktok but there are swarms of wishes on EVERY social)

they are meme lords, they have so many sounds from their tiktoks that go viral bc they're so funny

Angel posts the most, Ruben second, Jon either manically posts 20 tiktoks in one day or nothing for 4 months, and Zach has an account but he doesn't post unless he a, lonely, or b, has to. Zach just posts on Ruben's account; Saturdays joke it's less Ruben's account more Zuben's and they're not wrong

like half their discography has a trend to it on tiktok. People do tiktoks on trends that Saturday has and it takes like four parts just to get through them all

you can rely on Angel posting lots of behind the scenes stuff on tiktok (and his youtube channel), whether it's on the tour bus, behind the scenes stadium things, sound checks, or vlogs. He does content like day in my life-s where he's like 'day in my life but im famous and you're not mwah' and the internet loves him

Ruben either posts couples content or chaos with Angel, no in between. They once pranked Jon and Zach and they had a prank war that lasted a solid week.

Mama and Papa Phan, Mother Braxton, and Ma Knight are all popular on tiktok too. They don't have accounts, they post things to facebook, but still people on tiktok LOVE them and are always joking about 'i wish they could adopt me' and call them Mama, Papa, Mother and Ma. Mum Montez, not as popular. People don't hate her, but they just saw everyone else's reactions to her and came to their own (not wrong, not as bad) conclusions.

[i-like-books-and-women]

I love contemporary media because I can just project my hyperfixations onto different ones.

On that note:

Saturday is heartstopper girlie. You could not pay me to believe that Ruben would not be going around right now being like "you guys are not going to like the person I become Thursday" and like they'd all have a big watch party for season 2.

Could you imagine Ruben waking Zach up being like "babe wake up heartstopper just updated."

[zaachknight]

we've talked about zachs nail girlie era but what about angels make-up girlie era???

[zaachknight]

checked tiktok for some itgo (cause I forgot to check there when I first read it) and I just gotta say,, did most these ppl truly not get the plot of it (or even the subplot) or what? "it's such a larry story" "it's 1d coded!!!" no it's not what r u twelve????

like I like 1d, and I get it but I'll be honest, it just doesn't make sense to me how ppl who've read it can take that from it like. come on.

[zaachknight]

zach torments the boys by using his very alarmingly accurate mickey mouse impression

like oh, Angel's finally doing the dishes he was told to do three days ago? a deranged mickey mouse is behind him, taunting him.

poor, unsuspecting jon is just quietly reading his book in peace? well, that's just too bad because mickey mouse is there behind him about to scare the shit out of him.

ruben is just peacefully sleeping in, enjoying his dreams? well, mickey mouse is about to wake him with maniacal laughter.

[zaachknight]

when your itgo obsession gets so bad you see zach knight in everything

[zaachknight]

jon makes angel a blanket for valentines day but angel is nosy and ends up helping him knit the squares when he's not there/takes a break

[starsforhours]

Angel plays Mario cart, Jon plays minecraft, zach animal crossing, and Ruben the sims

[zaachknight]

zuben dump is taking longer than expected, I ended up getting a job :') and college is still being a dick :(

[zaachknight]

might listen to taylors discography just to know what u guys r talking about

[zaachknight]

sometimes I wonder if the authors know what we're doing here and what they would think abt it

[zaachknight]

so I'm rereading itgo in full 2 years later (and also celebrating FINALLY affording the hardcover version) and here's some things I've been reminded of/actually read properly because apparently I don't read things through entirely (or just my thoughts)

part 1/? chapters 1-4

ok so I was wrong about zach's dad, he is present... ish (I only read half of the paragraph the first time) but either way I still think he hasn't actually seen him since the divorce.

jon is literally so fucking funny. like I genuinely forgot. (at the bottom of page 6 is one of my personal favourites)

zach being uncomfortable in his uber home cringing at the driver but still being nice (I love this sm it shows how nice a person he is)

zach and his mum oh my god I could read their interactions for HOURS they're so wholesome

the whole thumbs up thing with zach finding them passive aggressive and ruben using them just to piss him off (also their friendship before they started hooking is top tier, not that anything changed after, its just so nice and I love it)

how tf did angel manage to get peacocks at his birthday

actually no that's very him icl

the bouncy castle at angel's party? perfection?

fuck veronica montez she's such a bitch

zachs motion sickness oh my god this is great (not for him but for me cause I also have that)

pauline was a shot putter? whaaaat I used to be one tf

jon likes sherlock holmes (not explicitly said but come on. its jon.)

fuck erin bro wtf

ruben can play the piano

no heterosexual thinks about how soft their best friends lips are, zachary

zach being so tired he can't even stay up for hot chocolate is so real

in this house and shoulders? anygays.....

[zaachknight]

the anjon at camp hcs and fanfics are screaming but idk how to word it

[zaachknight]

so we've talked about a sobriety pact for angel's recovery, but what if one of them kept at their addiction while this is all going on until he spills over and ends up in angel's position

[zaachknight]

what if I (hypothetically) said that (hypothetically) angel would do drag and would (hypothetically) slay it on stage