#its after that thoooo

[dnangelic]

ik i took the hiatus label off my blog but gimme a day or two before i get back into replies! reason being im sleepy and my Everything is messed up.

[hopkei]

Introducing.... Fantastics!!!

[gachapulls]

spnheads be honest with me does season 8 get better . can i skip it and everything will make sense is that possible?

[gettinshiggywithit]

! Spending Your Birthday With Chuuya Nakahara !

(pt 1)(pt2)(this is part three)

scenario:- how about this year you spend your special day with the love of your life,chuuya nakahara.

pairing:- chuuya x gn!reader

Spending any day out with chuuya means youre gettin treated.

wine,shoppin or just the arcade,you’ll be doin stuff that you both love(or just stuff that u love that he’s managed to convince you that he likes em too :’) he just loves to see u smile mann)

So you can imagine how perfect he’d make your birthdayy

It’d start with your favourite breakfast spread out on the table

And lemme tell you,he didnt miss Anything!

That coffee you’d wanted to get but couldnt cos it was outta stock? Hes made it

that special bagel or breakfast topping ud wanted to try but had decided wasnt worth the price?hes got a bowl of it

This man rly pulled out all the stops

And its not even 12 pm!

Next you guys had a day out on the townnn

Shopping?goin to watch a movie?just walkin?? Ya’ll are doin it

Like i said,anything to make your day the best ever

(Yall even visited that arcade from season two! Buddy thought he’d be great at the games,buttt he’d kinda lost touch.he absolutely Schooled you on the motorcycle sim thoooo)

And after your little outing he led you back to your shared apartment

and waiting for you out on the couch surrounded by candles and petals of ur favourite flowers was that outfit you’d seen once and loved,but hadnt bought because of the price.(SEE I TOLD U HE WAS PULLIN OUT ALL THE STOPS)

(SAY;THANK YOU TACHIHARA AND HIGUCHII(to clarify,its cos they were the ones who set it all up while u were out!))You got dressed in your fancy new outfit,and headed out to see chuuya in a fancy little out fit of his own

A purple button down,with the first two buttons undone,a tie hanging loosely around his collar.

He held out his hand for you to take and escorted you to his bike.

Next,you headed to a fancy-ass restaurant (which had great wine btw!!!) and he once again,treated you to your choice of wines,appetizers and actual mains + desert

Once you were done,you rode back and he led you over to your balcony,you both sat down on the chairs there and you promptly passed out.(I MEAN WHO WOULDNT BE TIRED AFTER A DAY LIKE THATTT)

Afterwards he ,effortlessly,picked you up and carried you to your room

That night you slept in your fancy-wear

And the next day you woke up with a hang over~

But waking up to eachothers faces made everything better<3

What a birthday ey?

please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but these stories? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please

Tag list is open for anyone interested!

[typicalopposite]

Ok Ok Ok! Season 3 is done! so lets talk about it!

First off THE TSUNAMI! Right after the bloodclots?! Cmon! </3 and then they gave NO break before the lawsuit! they really said lets put this sweet innocent lil bby man through as much as we possibly can within as few episodes as we can. I felt sooo bad for Buck and its sad that the way he was treated really was just brushed past and then forgotten :(

Athena Begins! The actress who played young Athena had some big shoes to fill and she did AMAZING!

this show and the crazy and gruesome calls!!! ACK! The man in the plane engine, the lady in the bowling alley, the swallowed fish, THE MAN ON THE MERRY GO ROUND!?!?!? ACK

Josh's story is so heartbreaking and I want him to find someone that treats him like the amazing person he is! The heist was wild! and I'm glad he testifies!

Eddie Begins! Really gives you Shannon's perspective. I can only imagine how hard it was (and dealing with Eddie's mom... ack) the montage at the end thoooo. I may or may not have got a lil weepy...

Athena getting attacked and poor Bobby and Hen (and everyone else!) having to hear it! </3 I couldn't even imagine that type of fear!

so onto What's Next? Season 4!! I got three seasons down in a week if I do three more this week... then I can space the 5 episodes of season 7 out and be ready for the wedding on the 2nd! :)

(and I am glad I never liked Abby! cause F*** her!)

[pop-roxs]

ALRIGHT FINE THIS IS THE *TRUE* ULTIMATE CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE 😱)

ok fuck wait. wait um um uh um

first one looks like its from the puppet arc? when they were running up the stairs of the tower?

second one is also s1 and also looks like its from the church arc. not exactly sure when during the church arc it is thoooo

third one is 100% from the s1 puppet arc. its during when they had to fight lizzie as a puppet

fourth one looks like its from the s1 church arc.... maybe near when they first got there? OMG I JUST FINISHED TYPING OUT EVERYTHING I WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS. I TURNED UP MY BRIGHTNESS AND SAW THE BG, THIS IS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE PUPPET ARC WHEN GRELLE FINDS CIEL N PLUTO OUTSIDE OF THE DOLL SHOP.

fifth one, after MUCH close inspeciton, looks to be from bota. maybe when lizzie tried to stab her, judging from her facial expression.

this was actually pretty hard. you almost got me. some of these may be wrong tho

[cryptidclaw]

Speaking of Lynx, would Lynxkit still be a thing? Would be cute how Tiger named his kit after his brother.

Lynx does not exist bec I dont want to many cats in the Order, but if they did exist they actually couldnt be named Lynx bec Orders dont like to have 2 cats with the same name in one Order hehe

The idea of Tiger doing that is so cute thoooo (and angsty)...

also, factoid! I got the idea of naming White Lynx from Lynxkit bec I thought it was a waste to not have a cat named that bec its such a cool nameeee

[sttoru]

so i like i a girl (i think)

well i used to have a big crush on her about a year ago but i think my fear of rejection and commitment is the only thing that’s stopping me from asking her out.

okay so about a year or two ago, i had a big crush on this girl in my college. we have so much in common and we talked all the time. and then during the end of my first year, i asked her out (not like a romantic/date kinda of thing, just as friends going out ykiwm?). so we went to the cinema and then we walked about until we both went our separate ways to go home and then i immediately lost feelings for her. not as in i hated her or anything, i could never she’s always been so sweet to me but i just didn’t feel that romantic interest in her anymore. that’s until i spoke to her recently.

time skip to the present (so two years later from the event above) she’s working full time and i’ve moved to a different college to prep for uni next year. for some reason i had missed her so much and i have no idea why. these feelings came back outta nowhere and then i ended up inviting her to see the fnaf movie with me and omg it was so good to see her again it’s literally been MONTHS since we’ve talked or seen each other face to face. um anyways, i like her again.

btw (if it wasn’t obvious) i haven’t confessed to her at all (bc i’m a coward). i was so close to saying something at the cinema but i didn’t (again, bc i’m a coward). but i feel bad. i feel like i’m leading her on or toying with her feelings. i don’t want to see mom like i’m wasting her time, i just wasn’t ready at first. dgmw i could wait and see what the future holds but i doubt i’m gonna find another person like her. (i’m so sorry this got so long 💀)

tl;dr

i got a big fat crush on this girl and i am fighting back demons to not confess my feelings to her because i lost interest in her a few years ago but those feelings came back recently when i met up with her after so long and i don’t want to seem like a piece of shit

OKKAAAAY THERES A LOT TO UNPACK HERE !!.!:!:8 😦😦

UHM okay first of all EEEEK ik . . . love is hard & (romantic) feelings are hard to fully understand too. it’s much more complicated / complex than ppl think — like it’s described in ur msg to a certain degree. but tbh.,,,

theres this saying that goes ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder’ which is actually perfect for your situation LOL i think the fact that you have realised your feelings for that girl after you spent a long time apart & met up again, says a lot. u speak very highly about her so there definitely must be some kind of feelings involved too

i would say: take time and figure it out before anything else. keep contact with her if yu can, don’t hint or do anything that you’re unsure of or could possibly lead her on when you aren’t sure about your own feelings abt her yet. bcs what if your feelings go from romantic to platonic again? yk it happens LOL figuring out what you precisely see someone as is stressful but yea it has to be done to prevent unnecessary painful consequences

thoooo if you ARE 100% sureeee of your big crush for her, then i will also advice you to take your time & dont rush into anything. i dont think you’ll lose contact any time soon (since you had a 2 year break before) so dont worry abt that. confess if you feel like the time is right / whenever you feel comfortable doing it — no forcing urself to!!!!!!!

u wont seem like a piece of shit if you figure your own feelings out first . keep it at friends until you do! then its all goooood . GL BBY U CAN DO THIS >_< tis nerve wracking but if u take enough time to reflect, im sure everything will work out smoooothly

[sharpth1ng]

The anon that talked about Billy having a fat ass is so real actually. Also, where’d all your Derek x Mickey headcanons go?

Yeah its like, literally real, its in the script. Thank god.

And the Derek X Mickey stuff should still be there? They should all be tagged "Dickey" but when I search that tag on my own blog they aren't showing up. For some reason they do still show up in general tags. Here are some of them:

Yeah, idk why they aren't searchable on my blog but you can find them all if you search "dickey" in all of tumblr and just scroll a little.

[cl-babydew]

On the subject of Camp Camp (since no one has talked about that in a while) I wanna take the opportunity to show you some more stuff I found:

(Sorry this is going to be a very long list)

https://sugarplumpofweirdness.tumblr.com/post/174535834293/hello-my-dear-camp-camp-fans-uwu-so-after-the-cool

https://sugarplumpofweirdness.tumblr.com/post/178694487963/do-you-ship-my-ships

https://sugarplumpofweirdness.tumblr.com/post/174940535378/my-hand-slipped-oops

https://mobile.twitter.com/deathbattle/status/1136690742175256576

https://heythatsdeep.tumblr.com/post/174592943599/i-started-watching-camp-camp-yesterday-and-despite

https://r3-0.tumblr.com/post/165201060837/jordan-battle-on-twitter

https://pkbunny.tumblr.com/post/164812197649/hes-a-best

https://briizer.tumblr.com/post/178969551589/poor-david-having-flashbacks-from-ep1

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/181178954402/poppypng-well-that-sucks

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/181387389397

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/181306557867/campydays

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/182275135907

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/188028741402/please-look-at-my-baby-boy-confident-and-ready-to

https://jessucakes.tumblr.com/post/177222750721/more-of-varian-at-camp-campbell-because-i-have

https://jessucakes.tumblr.com/post/177224993791/sooo-i-actually-finished-in-two-only-two-parts-oh

https://jessucakes.tumblr.com/post/179764827541/i-have-a-question-i-saw-your-au-where-varian-is

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/178502886212/a-certified-soft-boy-this-was-a-recent-commission

https://x-evilvalentin3-x.tumblr.com/post/656087383289249792/i-live-in-an-area-with-harrison-in-the-name-now

https://deridar.tumblr.com/post/658139659740790784/au-where-gwen-was-in-a-camp-too-but-i-dont-know

https://camp-pinesau.tumblr.com/post/658289135077949440/pre-calc

https://auveiss.tumblr.com/post/658463936795033600/behold-camp-camp-in-hilda-art-style-drawing

https://oopsie-daisy.tumblr.com/post/638332022409052160

1.) Okay but those stickers are so cool tho!!!!👀

2.) YES TO THE FIRST AND THIRD ONES!!! MY BABIES!!🥺

3.) Awwww!!!🥺 Harrison!!!🤲

4.) What in earth?!?! XD A death battle?!

5.) Looks like that post was deleted! X,3

6.) HOLY CROWWWWW!! THE MAKKIIII THOOOO!! I NEVER KNEW THOSE WERE BY THAT PERSON!! THAT’S AMAZING!!! AHHHHHHHH! YESSS!! XD Just makes that so much better!!

7.) That style is so cute!🥺 Baby boi!!

8.) YESSS MAMA GWEN TO THE RESCUE!! XD👏

9.) Okay But, holy crow I love that style!!!!!!

10.) It’s such a cute detail!!🥺

11.) Eyyy Nerris!!! X3

12.) Omgosh!!! Its the platypus! XD 

13.) Precious boy!! X3

14.) Another one that was deleted! X,3

15.) Dang, nothing here either!!

16.) Nothing again! X,3

17.) Eyyyy Hufflepuff!!! X3

18.) Harrisonnn!! X3

19.) OMGOSHHH IT’S A WITTLE GWEEENNNN!!🥺

20.) Omgosh yes!!! X3

21.) Oh that is so cute!!!! X3

22.) Okay But thats a cute design tho!!!!🥺

[dusty-innit]

Wholesome teases, nicknames, an sillyness in frenship, that mean A LOT to me but can't admit it:

(t-word edition!)

“I would call ya giggler, but we both know yur more like a gigglee…” (SO SMART BUT SO- MMMHHH 😖)

“M gonna getchaaaa!~” (meanie not sayin this enough 😠)

“Both haaannddsss~” (ESCAPE MODE ACTIVATED)

“Coochiecoochiecoooo!!!” (Slippin, slippin, slIPPIN!!)

“ ..Sorry, was i.. ticklin you!?” (in the baby talk voice tooooo, am alreday meltin)

“Hiiii Gigggllleeesss!~” (thank God for tumblr an my amazin dino boy 🦖.. even tho it’s NoT mY nAmEee, stupid nickname- I lov- HATE it)

“Yur adorable-“ (🫠 nuh-uh!)

“The chikin goes…” 🐓🦆🦃 (i was so confused when it firs happened, but i love an miss this so much)

“Puupppyyy, good puppy!!~” “She’s practically my little sister” (curls up in a ball, these make me so happyfull!! 🐕😋)

“3…” (..uh oh)

“2-“ (here it comes..)

“1..!” (cue me gettin to it firs, hehe!)

“i can make it feel better-“ (plz ❤️‍🩹)

“Challenge accepted!-“ (..oh)

“dun dun… dun dun…. dun dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun- ..dunnnnnnnnnnnnn!” (Sharky, circlin around me like a sharkyyy 🦈)

“i happen to know a weakness of yurs~” (🤫)

“do i need to tickle you?” (MOST DEFINITELY YES)

“c’mere” (jus a hug right? ..Awh :< uH I mean, GOOD 🫂)

“do you wan the rules to be the same like before?” (cant remember how ya worded it but yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!)

“Aaawh, you embarrassed? All flustered an flutteryyy??~” (absolutely not💗🦋)

“..an guess wat? m the tickle monster..”(CRUMBLES- SINCE WHEN?! YUR THE VILLIAN, MEMBER??)

“Anticipation!” (EEP)

“This must take a lot of self control for you right now..” (not at all, want do ya meeaaannn 😵‍💫)

“I like makin ya happy” (🫶 💜)

“Yur gonna be so itchy after this-“ (WELL NOW THAT YOU SAID IT)

“Wats this button doo?” (not the dAnGeR zOnE, nuuuu!)

“PoCkEtTsSss!!”

“Ya said you weren't ticklish here, member?” (M NOT, ITS A REFLEX)

Me when he used to snap his fingies: “Eh, this is fine”

Me realizin there's a purpose now of: (snaps fingers and ups your level of ticklishness by 100) “..oh no” (YAYYYYY)

…

“Wat happens if i doonnttt?”

“Ooo, wats this!?” (deflection!)

“Watcha gonna do bout it? >:3”

“..jus tense, stressed- that’s all” (i despise massages an scratchies an pat pats, they feel so good thoooo ^~^)

“STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME-“ (🙈 AAAAHHH)

“Am i botherin you? Is this a nerve??” (snarky cuz it’s the only hints i can give ;w;)

“Evil, very very evil- STAHP DOIN THAT!”

“This doesn’t do anyth- ..oki”

“M not even- that… thing”

“tables hav turned, hehe!!” (ruthlessly- but not painfully, targets yur neck 🐢)

“REVENGE!!” (Hero time!!!)

”yur too weak” “m not scared of you!” (HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTIN THE HINTS >:p)

”this is mine now-“ (CMON BRO, it’s very obvious wat. m. doin)

“TAG, yur it!” (Chase chase chASE CHASEEE❣️)

“Don’t even think about it-“ (🥺 pwease do think about it)

“YOU SAID THE WORD-“

“Ooooo, exposure-”

“FlaiLeR >:D”

“..darn, got last place again? Oh well-“ (😇)

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

Bellatrix is feminist icon in the same way that Margaret Thatcher is: not a fucking good way. Omg so #girlboss thoooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Seriously, I don't know what your idea of feminism is, but mine is about defending the rights of women and lifting each other up, not standing alone at the top of the food chain with blood of other women on my hands and slurs on my priviliged tongue.

Please, you can just call her a strong female character instead of dragging feminism through the mud.

okay i am going to be honest here, i was contemplating whether i should answer this at all. the wording feels very passive aggressive.

however i do want to encourage open conversation on my blog. and its important for me to stress that it is okay to disagree w my opinions and come talk to me about it. so i am going to answer this politely.

when i say "feminist icon" in the context of fictional characters, i mean female characters who are inspirational to me. who i can look up to. whose stories give me strength to deal with shit in real life.

for different people, it will be different characters - and that's okay.

the way i see it, she is the only character in the entire series who really breaks the stereotypes of whats expected of her as a woman, especially in the context of pure-blooded society where shes raised (which i relate to a lot, having grown up in a religious muslim environment where a woman's sole purpose is to marry young and have a bunch of kids).

my impression of bellatrix when watching/reading the series was that she was the ONLY female character who:

is an active fighting member of the Death Eaters, an all-male organization

is the most important and powerful member of said organization, after snape and the dark lord himself

does not have children, which goes against the entire concept and purpose of marriage in pure-blooded society

is way more powerful and "important" than her spouse. her story is independent from Lestrange

does not have her story revolve around a bigger male character

Her entire character arc is centered around defying every possible role she's been assigned since birth.

I have a whole post on this, which people seem to reference a lot, but based on the things they say, dont actually bother to read before coming to tell me they disagree.

It is important for me to note that once again, we are talking in the realm of fictional world. I am under no illusions that killing and torturing people is, indeed, a bad thing. This is fiction.

And once more, I encourage people to challenge my opinions and talk about it, but please do try to do it in a respectful manner. You can come off anon and talk to me either publicly or privately about this.

[wench-and-jezebel]

My Bloody Valentine (3D) Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[Preemptive warning for gore, btw… I'm sure that's shocking]

Bloody gears, so scurry

DEAN

Jump scare

How.  Did she.  Not notice that sooner.  [Define the that for the viewers please, dear]  That the guy legit just wasn’t in his bed

WELL SHIT. DERSSS BEEN A MURDERRRRR.  [THERE'S BEEN SEVERAL MY DEAR]

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE GORE?!  [Ma’am.]  Kiddingggg

Sweet lord. Blech

The acting tho ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [I've told you this; Jackles is, like, the only good actor in this (slight exaggeration but not much)]  🤣🤣🤣 Fair

Deannn  [His name's Tom btw aksldjf]

Whooooa, Tom's voice… That caught me off guard  [I KNOW RIGHT] Isss so soft  [asfdkja;dslfkj This is true]

[Creepy mineshaft that just collapsed: OBVIOUSLY the best place for a party]  Right?!

Oooooh jumpscare??

☠️

[Damn, I really should've warned you about the gore, huh?] Literally

But also.  Wot.  WAS THAT.  You can tell this was a 3D movie  ☠️☠️☠️

How’d he miss them

[“Jason” Wrong horror movie, bud]  ☠️☠️☠️

Buddy.  Don’t you see the bodies???

Runnnnn buddy

☠️☠️☠️ Well damn

Damn x2

Oh shit.  ☠️☠️☠️☠️ blech

[And prepare yourself for some uncoolness btw]  Uncoolness?  [“Dean”'s friends]  Oh.  Oh shit.  They just.  Left him.  Though, I mean, at least his girlfriend tried.  [Yes, but she's 1/3]  True.  2/3 suck.  [asdkfjha;kdfsj Yeah]

Poor buddy [Abandoned with a serial killer]

Bad-buddy, the mask breathing is a giveaway

Freckles

Blood freckles

Bruh HARRY IS A BEAST [*to the dulcet sounds of Bachman-Turner Overdrive* You ain't seen nothing yet]

And at that moment he snapped [...]  What?  [Nothing.]

The lip trembleee thoooo 💕💕💕 *dissolves*

– – – 

And here we paused because someone closed Safari.  Not that I’m naming names, but it was Jezebel.  Because obviously, if anyone were gonna close the film preemptively, it’d be she.  (With all affection, my dear :) )

– – – 

Wait, is that douche?  From earlier?  [Yes]  Le gasp

Wait?  Wait  WAIT  That hoe!!!  3/3  [I told you… uncoolness.]  She ain’t loyal

I don’t even feel bad the guy’s gonna kill ‘em all  [That’s what I’m SAYING]

[And btw... wait for itttt]  GOOD!  Thassss what she gets  [tbf, you're right: there’s a poeticness to the fact that she’s being cheated on after abandoning Tom and moving on with the other dude]

I knew it.  Haha.  Ya screwed up buddy. She pregnant.

Bowleggedness at its finest  [alskdjf]  Even if that was the most pointless scene  [LAKSJDF;LKASJFD]  Imma squat and stare at spooky mine where all my trauma came from  [Max-coded] ☠️

[This whole town pisses me off, btw]

Buddy can’t get a good dad. Including his irl one.  [Wait till you see Devour…. Where his dad sucks AND is played by his irl dad]

[Pupper]

👀👀👀👀 Welp.  [They're very.  Enthusiastic.]  Tiddies ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [It does get... more]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  I just…. It’s not like that.  It’s nothing like that.  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I forgot how PTSD buddy is] 💕💕💕💕💕*sigh*

[That.  Does not qualify as romantic btw]

Oh shit

OH SHIT

BITCH?!  Why did you not shut the door?!!?  CLEARLY SHES HAS NEVER SEEN A HORROR MOVIE

Come on, ma’am, you never hide under the bed [Hmmmmm, I wonder where she could beeeee]

Well damn poor lady.  [Yup :(]

DAMN

THIS MOVIES FUCKING WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣  [I KNOW]

Hi 💕 *dissolves* [His smile is so cute tho]  Oh my goooosh dawwww

Ok I’m not AS mad that she moved on.  But still.  [It still bothers me for a thing I can't say yet; talk about it at the end]  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait.  Oh wait!  Is the kid his?  [I don't think so]  Oh  [It's been ten years… Kid's not ten, I don't think]  I thought that was the thing you couldn’t say  [Nope.  You’ll see :)]

Yeah you shot him, but he did kinda just you know… WALK AWAY

OH SHIT, old man.  [Did I mention this whole town pisses me off?]  

“I didn’t kill those people.”  Why tf are they blaming him?  [Technically.  Because the mine explosion is explained as being because he didn't do something he should've.]  Ooooh  [But AGAIN.  Accidental explosion vs intentional homicide.  Which is the bigger deal?]  Ye. Not the same.  Like.  TF?!  And like…. If buddy wanted to be doing the murders… he would have done it anyway.  [AND Even if he initially started "to save air" (unclear), he then killed all the poor nurses and doctors and college kids.  So that's not just.  “necessity”]

Why you watching their "activities", sir?  That’s not a murder.  That’s.  Intercourse.  Buddy.

BUDDY YOURE CHEATING ON HER!!!  YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE JEALOUS ABOUT HER STILL LIKING TOM.

[Buddy, you already regretted the last ten years of your life.  Also, ma'am annoys me here btw.  "How dare you need time and space away from the town that blamed you for blowing up a mine after the serial killer who almost killed you got shot in front of you after your friends abandoned you?!?!?"]

Buddy you’re always losing your way.  It’s a character trait at this point.

Nahhhhh mines scuuuurrr me [Even without serial killers in them]

Ouch migraine

Okay, nope, that’s it.  The way they look at each other.  That was just tooooo much of a looking in the mirror moment.  If Tom’s not the bad guy, I’ma riot.

The fecking squelch

[You realize how claustrophobic Tom must be tho?]  Right!?!

Bruh.  He was locked in the cage.  I still think he did it (so how tf did he do that) but come on

“Cause you’re pretty and I love you” [Basically]

BRUH AXEL YOU ARE CHEATING ON HERRRRRR.  [I KNOW.  He’s so possessive and for why.  He legit gives 0 shits]

I AM SO READY FOR HIM TO DIE.  if he doesn’t I’m gonna be very angry

[This has gone well btw]

“Come on, wife I don’t care about but pretty boy can’t care about either”

Gahhhhhh I hate that douche is the cop.  Ewwwww  [!!!]

“Why would you want to sell the mine?” *2 seconds later*  “Why would you want to stay?”

Ohh he struck a nerve [This poor dude has gotten punched, like, three times] ☠️☠️☠️

[I love his coat-hoodie combo thing alkasjfd]

“Or you”  Poor ol buddy's like… why you say that to me

Yellow fever vibes [Yes]

[Did I mention that buddy is so claustrophobic and so PTSD that it's painful]  I knowwwww

Why you look so shocked; you didn’t even close it

Ahhhhhh Blech

Why can’t douche just like die  [alksdjf Maybe he will!]

Oh shit “We found Ben”

[I swear, they're all just like: Hmm, something went wrong. Blame Tom!]

Bruh this chick

Wait WOT.  Ma'am, Axel was only there for you ‘cause you left Tom behind!??

[They have also never seen a horror movie]

Oh don’t hold your belly ma’am; you’re what, three days?

Beaten down with a Turkey leg

Oh shit Sarah die?  [I say nothing]

“Yes, let me leave you alone”

All he’s thinking is “thanks Harry”

Oooop- She knowwws  [I know she's saying Axel, but it sounded like asshole]

OH SHIT NOT THE KIDDDD

ME AS A COP!  “Do I gotta go in?”

Welp cop You’re about to be retired from life too, ok?

Oh shiiiiiit

X2

Ooooof

Good thing I’m not squeami— oh. Wait  [I GAVE THE GORE WARNING]

[Ooh, the salt in the wound tho.  "She left with that nice Tom Hanniger"]

Theeeeee CGI

[Ma'am, Axel almost slammed you into a desk; how is him being violent impossible?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

They didn’t handle this storyline well.  I hate that the guy who got the short end of the stick the whole movie is the bad guy  [FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT.  Also… That end just got shorter btw]  ☹️☹️  [The screams thoooo]

Ewww Axel’s vengeance face

She gon kill axel and then it’s not him

☠️☠️☠️ Poetic

Bitch.  Why.  The mines.  Of all places.  To hide.  From a psycho miner dude.

Poor Sarah

Oooop- Buddy messed up

Poor buddy lost it

Like…. [While you type, lemme just say how much I hate how Axel's immediate response is "I knew it"]  What pisses me offf is axel doesn’t even care about any of it.  Just that he was right.  [SBC, but I wish it weren’t]  Like this isn’t about justice for the dead people. It’s ohhhhh I don’t like you and you ended up being the bad guy.  This is what I mean with they handled it bad.  [Definitely agree.  We’ll talk more at endpoint reaction.]

[That went well]  That went boom

Bruh.  He just doesn’t die

Ew; no one cares about yall’s love.  [HE WAS CHEATING ON HER A DAY AGO]

🙂 He lives

That look

– – –

Endpoint Reaction:

Jezebel: Instead of Axel being the jealous whatever-he-was, he should have been Tom’s best friend. They leave ‘cause they think the guy’s killed him. And then get together because he disappears. Even if the cheating still happens, it takes away that the “bad guy gets the girl and the good guy’s the bad guy” taste.  That alone would have made it a little easier to watch and made it to where you could be happy they get away.  

Wench: Agreed

Jezebel: Because the way it’s handled almost feels like this whole movie victim-blamed Tom into insanity and thus turned him into the thing he tried to get them to see he wasn’t.  Also the whole “he was in an asylum” thing seemed so “we gotta explain why he’s got this split personality” so they threw it in, when they could have I dunno showed it in a two minute clip

Wench: Yeah

Jezebel: But the gore was 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 hard to watch but made it scary enough in that sense.  And there was a full on nekked woman running around.  It wasn’t horrible! But yeah. It’s up there with Friday the 13th on killers I side with

Wench: So, you know I have a fondness for this film.  But it's very much a "I know it's not good and watch anyway" kind of fondness, mixed with the tastes that leads people to watch, for example... revenge stories.  I recognize that Tom's the "bad guy" of the film, and I also recognize that some of the people he killed weren't people who deserved it.  But I also can't stop myself from rooting for him, and that --- the fact that he makes it to the end, for example --- is a large part of the fondness.  It's like Law Abiding Citizen, where the "bad guy" is nonetheless the one you root for.

Jezebel: LAW ABIDING CITIZEN OOOOOH I LOVE THAT ONEEEE

Wench: Yesss

Also Wench: But it also pisses me off because of a number of things (some of which you covered).  If the town as a whole --- his alleged friends, family, partners, etc --- had bothered to check in with him instead of villainizing him, the entire movie (or, at least, all but the first ten minutes) might not have happened.  He didn't leave out of the blue, and it's stupid that they act like he did.  He left because, in close proximity: a) the entire town turned against him for a mistake --- a costly mistake, sure, but nonetheless, an accident --- that they apparently ranked as on-par with the serial-killing miner who slaughtered a whole hospital and a college party of some kind, b) said miner tried to kill him, c) his friends left him behind for said miner to kill him, and then d) said miner got shot in front of him at extremely close quarters.  Buddy didn't leave for the fun of it; buddy was confined to a mental institution because he had some combination of a mental breakdown and/or a dissociative identity split.  To the point that he's still chugging meds in the movie and showing signs of both PTSD and a related panic disorder of some kind (at least to my amateur eyes)

Jezebel: Right!!?! Any of those alone would cause a person to snap!

Wench: Axel isn't a good guy, and he's not even a flawed hero.  He's an outright asshole.  He acts completely out of jealousy, marries a woman simply because he'd been envious of her and Tom's previous relationship but now Tom wasn't in his way, cheats on her despite them having a son together, and is controlling and possessive to a dangerous level at all times.

Jezebel: 100% agree with it all!

Wench: Actually, I just realized a thing.  If you take this story.  And put it in slightly different terms.  You get:

There's a group of friends.  This group includes Friend 1, who is in a relationship with Friend 2, and Friend 3.  Friend 3 is jealous of the relationship between Friend 1 and 2.

Through some combination of Friend 3's actions and an external entity, Friend 1 is removed from the equation.

Friend 3 uses this as an opportunity to fulfill the jealousy and start a relationship with Friend 2

Friend 1, meanwhile, gets incarcerated somewhere for a great many years, with better or worse periods of sanity/lucidity, before getting out and going back to hometown

Friend 2 and Friend 3's relationship has soured, since the jealousy didn't last past the initial pursuit success

Friend 1 slowly but surely takes revenge against various people in hometown

And that’s the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.

Jezebel: Ooh!  I gotta say, I was so lost at first.

Wench: The point is: The Count is the protagonist of the story, and, while he’s not a pure “good guy,” he’s definitely the best of the initial characters (e.g. pre-Chateau D’If).  So, yeah, the terms change a bit with the many murders of this film, as well as the fact that not everyone harmed by Tom was problematic, but, in terms solely of character archetypes, plotlines, etc… Tom is “the good guy” of the story.  And he got, as you put it, the short end of the stick for the entire plot.  He deserved to not have it happen again, instead of having the blame of the entire town actually portrayed as “deserved.”

Jezebel: Side-tracking a bit because: Another thing is it, would have been better to have the killer actually be Axel or one of the older men, or even the girl.  Or the other cop.  It being Tom just 😮‍💨😮‍💨 it but a bad taste in my mouth (I think I already said this lol but it did).  But also it being Tom would have had a poeticness about it under different circumstances, if he wasn’t already painted as h the villain.  Like, maybe axel thought it was him but the rest of the town was like “tommy?! Our boy!? Nooooo way”  Then it being him would have been like “TOMMY?! NO WAY!! MY BOY!”

Wench: Yeah, that’s fair… When I first watched the film, I knew they were going to make Tom the bad guy ahead of time, but I still wanted him to be right that it was Axel instead.  Anything else to add?

Jezebel: Nope!  Just that it was a’ight!  And Ackles was *chef’s kiss* as always

[nerdnonymous-plus-ttrpgs]

ACOFAF EP. 8 LIVE REACTION

A little personal but your gurl has been DOING THE MOST this week hahaha I'm so glad and thankful for this series as my reward 💗

FINAL RUMOR PHASE???

‌Captain Hob may leave the Bloom early? 🥺

‌DEV PATEL AND MICHAEL B. JORDAN PFFFTT

‌NOW I NEED THE GREEN HUNTER ADAPTED

‌LOU'S RUMOR THOOOO

‌WITH WANNESSA???

‌Squak is in a LOT of rumors y'all

‌THE JEREMY RENNER HATE HAHAHAHA

‌VISCOUNTESS GRABALBA IS ICONIQUE

‌I NEED DEV PATEL AND MICHAEL B JORDAN TO REPLY TO THESE LETTERS STAT

‌THE SIDES HAVE 2 LINES BYE

‌I NEED ANOTHER RUEHOB LETTER

‌THE COUSIN'S RELATIONSHIP 🥺💗

‌FUCK THE THEORIES WERE RIGHT,, ‌HOB AND LADY SYLMENAR???? 😭

‌OSCAR GIVING AN ENCOURAGING (?) SMILE

‌OH BRENNAN IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY

‌FUCKING WUVVY!!!

‌FIRST LINE FROM RUE'S LETTER AND IM ALREADY DEAD

‌"THIS IS THE PERSON I LOVE" IM DEAD I DIED

‌BRENNAN'S REACTION IS ALSO KILLING ME

‌CAPTAIN KNICKOLAS PNACKLESS HOB??? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

‌IMMA EAT WUVVY I SWEAR TO GOD

‌DAMN THE BETRAYAL, I THOT WUVVY WAS SUPPORTIVE OF RUEHOB 😭

‌BUT YA KNOW, TENSION

‌LOU AND OSCAR'S INTERACTIONS ARE SO CUTE

‌OHHH BABY THIS RUE AND CHORUS MEETING IS HEATING UP, I MEAN BRENNAN AND SURENA'S REACTIONS SAYS IT ALL BABY

‌FOR LOVE, THEY SAID

‌THE AUDACITY

‌"WE DIDN'T SAY THAT." "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO." WHOOOOOO BABYYYYY

‌ALL I WANNA DO IS BE CONSOLED BY HOB 😭😭😭😭

‌THE HEAD TILTS

‌HOB CRYING???

‌THE HORSE IS WRACKINGSPELT!!! THANK GOD

‌BINX AND HOB ARE GOLD

‌"HEY LISTEN, I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE AT THE BLOOM LAST NIGHT" 😭😭😭💗💗

‌NOW BINX AND HOB ARE JUST CRYING ABWT BEING IN LOVE BYE

‌SANDHERA 🤣😭

‌OH NOOO OSCAR IS TEARING UP

‌OMG RUE AND ANDHERA MOMENT???

‌OH BRENNAN/HOB IS MAKING ME CRY NOW

‌EVERY DELIVERY FOR "HOPING FOR MORE" IS A PUNCH TO MY STOMACH AND HEART YUP BRENNAN'S PAYING FOR MY THERAPY AS ALWAYS

‌OMG BINX'S OFFER? LETS GO LETS ALL MIGRATE TO THE COURT OF CRAFT

‌LEGIT PILLAR BOY, WHERE?

‌OHHH BOOOOY, ANDHERA IS KILLING IT

‌28 POINTS???

‌HEROISM?? BYE

‌I CANT BELIEVE THE COUSINS WERE KICKED OUT

‌IM SORRY Y'ALL, I DONT HAVE COMMENTARY THAT MUCH EVERY TIME THE COUSINS ARE ON HAHAHA ITS BECAUSE IM SO ENAMORED BY THEM AND THEIR SHENANIGANS, OKAY??

‌LOCATE OBJECT???

‌"YOU DIE WITH THIS SECRET" GSBWHWBSBSJSBS

‌OH THEY'RE MOVING IN TO ANDHERA'S

‌A NAT ONE???

‌FINALLY WE'RE RECRUITING THE COUSINS

‌GOSH THIS IS SO FUN, HONESTLY PROBABLY SECOND FAVE EPISODE AFTER EPISODE 6

‌OMG IS HOB FINALLY GONNA FIGHT APOLLO???

‌OH THEY ALL LOOK BEAUTIFUL BUT AABRIA WOW

‌"DOES HE LOVE ME MORE THAN HE LOVES BEING MAJOR?" OOOHHHH SHIIIT

‌PENIS LOL

THE HOLD ME LINE BYEEE

‌THE AIRRY PEARRY REVEAL???

ALSO: BEHOLD MY DOG 🫶 HE WAS ALSO EXCITED FOR MORE ACOFAF HAHAHA

[anothanobody]

I bet Eren fresh from his honeymoon with Freesia would just be going straight to Mikasa's apartment, only to find her gone. Cue subsequent freak out, calling Armin to ask about Mikasa. He'll go to Mika's parents "Yeah... she decided to live abroad for good. She didn't tell you?"

I wonder what Eren would do... since prior to the affair he doesn't have feelings for Mikasa.

he does have them tho. kind of. he just hasn’t figured them out. he’d play it off cool at first but low key is waiting for her to call him and tell him how she’s missing him.

after some time he’s going to look for her tho, knowing he’s not finding in anyone the love, affection and care he has for her.

ITS TOO LATE THOOOO

[rusmii]

hi adam accidental homewrecker anon here. now that i think about it, its genuinely so funny to me think of him having a dick because hes a robot made for LAW, what is THAT doing THERE. is he gonna seduce the criminals into submission or something?? 😭😭

also another silly thought about that scenario — after the night, i can imagine him that he doesnt know he shouldnt talk about those things with someone so UPRIGHT. probably had a conversation with chuuya like "... i assisted [name] with their stress overnight." "how exactly?" "we have engaged in the act of intercourse." "WHAT." and then chuuya pulled up to your place just to interrogate you

IMAAAGUNEEE THOOOO....

he's your defense attorney or something like that and one day you make him promise that if he won, you'd give him the best oil change of his life — but if he lost the case, he'd had to rough fuck you so hard - you forgive and forget his incompetence!

BUT PROBABLY LMAOO imagine he gives himself this modified dick that has different vibration settings u hit on a remote 😭😭 or being able to switch out what kind of dick he should use on u

BUT ENOUGH ABT THAT. CHUUYA BRO. he would be so mf confused — cause wdym YOU SLEPT WITH A HUMAN? JUST BC THEY NEEDED COMFORT 😭?? and yeah, he says it so nonchalantly, in a casual conversation — js bringing that shit up the moment chuuyas sipping his drink only only watch as the redhead chokes on his beverage, spit, and air all in one go as soon as he hears, "so me and [name] have engaged in sexual intercourse per request as physical comfort...-"