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sugaroto · 1 year

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Now I can say that the first time I ever went to a stand up comedy I was dressed up as the sexyman of Tumblr Cecil Palmer

#its funny cause my friend was like #'the 1st time I ever went to a stand up comedy the comedian was a bald fat guy and when i told him it was my first stand up he said #'im gonna steal your virginity'😈 (i think my friend was around 13-14? at the time?)#(he said they met they comedian before it started cause they were early and they asked for photos or something )#(θα σου κλεψω την παρθένα was what he said for the greeks)#(the virginity of stand up comedies not... you know)#and anyway last night i went to my first stand up comedy and i was dressed up as Cecil cause after the comedy #my school had the masquerade party #like i had face paint of a 3rd eye a wig kitty headphones a purple tie and all #and i was sitting next to Dazai who was covered in bandages #i was nervous to go into the theater like that at first but no one commented on it so its fine #tho it would've been funny if the comedian saw and was like wtf #sugarenia talks #sugarenia has friends #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer #stand up comedy #sugarenia school stuff #cosplay

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sadisthetic · 1 year

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jaya....? (sike. its skybound bad end au. in which jay fails miserably but “nya” never dies. can you imagine?)

#jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #technically delara.#ninjago #jaya #lol..................#skybound #my art #im not that satisfied with this piece but man. the concept tho #CAN YOU IMAGINE? IT REALLY SAD. IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.#imagine being the guy who fucked up so bad. everything was your fault. youre the cause of everything that went wrong #all your friends are dead. youre still trapped in a prison of your own making #and you cant fix anything anymore. its too late and you dug too deep into your own grave #but worst of all shes still in front of you #the reason why you made a whole mess of things #the girl you still havent gotten over #but shes also gone. shes right in front of you but thats not her. YOU did this to her #she stands before you as a symbol of mockery of all your failings and mistakes #like its really funny to her #like you couldnt be any more pathetic #:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!#normal about skybound??? nope!!!!!!!! im not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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moeblob · 4 months

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Thinking about my dumb OCs ever since I saw a video of two guys trying to demonstrate the kabedon and one of them could not stop laughing...

#my characters #right politely raising his hand to cuss at his buddies thats true friendship #he has to humor them at least a little and he also knows this is an actual challenge now #he has paul trying to help him and oh boy this is going to go the way right wants it to and no exceptions #paul does in fact act not disappoint and says karen can demonstrate then #because hes taking this very seriously despite right not taking it seriously while pretending to care #in rights defense he gets a date before paul gets a date with his crush and right just cusses at his crush #in fact he finds it really funny when the guy he likes cusses because its rare and deadpanned so he tries to #prompt a repetition because its really funny when he gets indulged #cause not many people indulge him so hes like thats my best friend now its wonderful look at him hes hilarious #and paul is like yes as funny as a brick wall im so happy for you

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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have i mentioned how great cats are. there's a lil guy in my house and when i lay my head on her side she starts purring so hard <3 and ten seconds later she will try to open my wrist with her teeth <3 truly the best <3

#shes just a silly goofy little guy.....#miss war crimes.... mister menace... bastard... her royal highness <3 #she holds all of these titles And More #no ones doing it like her!!!#she eats spiders & makes funny noises that instantly Boosts my criminally low happy chemicals #sorry i looked at her for too long and was once more overcome by a strange emotion i believe some call love #affection? delight?? all three....#and i Had to publicly post about her #i am very proud of my tiny fluffy friend & her general Existence. i must flaunt her #oh how horrible! a couple of tendons in my neck just rubbed together in a very terrible way #what the Fuck. i wish i could reach in there and pluck on em a lil. make sure theyre in the right places #felt that in my Ear....#absolutely unprompted #oh speaking of weird things cause yall know i love to ramble and overshare #i think! i Hypothesize! that there's a slight.... Disconnect between my eyes #my depth perception is fine and i can See #but theres somethin fucky w my vision and focus #nothing is blurry! but it looks like it should be! i dont know how to explain it!#its like my quality of vision has dwindled but not in a way i can describe or really point out #but it Is slightly harder to read and like... See things?#its almost as if i have a few tiny blind spots.#i first noticed this happening after my terrible no good double-decker-migraine weekend #it very slowly got slightly better but then i had Another migraine the other day (ugh and a left brain one at that)#and im back to square one! my visions all fucky again! my peripherals suck!#in other news my house is. so warm. its 2 am. my shirt is toasty enough to keep tortillas warm #i hope everyone is having a good week #and if youre not! theres always the next one! and little delights sprinkled throughout! get yourself a tasty treat you deserve it!

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simplydnp · 2 months

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Sometimes I think Dan and Phil are totally platonic besties and then other times I’m convinced they fuck on the daily. I think they do it on purpose and it’s honestly iconic.

kind of the best thing is that they are that and everything in between. you can tell they just like being around each other. they've made content together for 15 years and the large majority of it was done in the strictly platonic sense for their audience. and they were still having so much fun with it. we're in the 'we know you know' era now so we get to see flashes of different dynamics they have, but they absolutely have more we Don't get to see bc they're not for us.

they like each other. stupidly fond of each other. spending time together doesn't feel exhausting. they're best friends and each others' harshest critics while being the biggest hypeman and also safe space.

dnp's relationship with us, their audience, always has been and always will be different than any other content creators. part of it is how they accumulated it, but another part is just the massive history we have with them. they Get us. they Know us. they're silly goofy sarcastic guys who love us and hate us sometimes. theyre grateful but careful too. they like to rile us up, just like they do each other. it's a love language, teasing, and we've shown positive responses to it over the years. i like to say that my relationship with dnp is antagonistic sometimes--cause i know they're pushing my buttons on purpose. and ykw? it's fun! it's fun for us and it's fun for them because they have the control. i know anything they let out is cause they chose to let it out because they Know how we are. so yes they absolutely adore messing with us. we're a funny bunch.

#im getting sappy again #the things you mention anon are not mutually exclusive for dnp. which is a lot of the fun of it #like for me personally. why be in a relationship with someone who isnt your best friend. i dont know how they couldnt be your favourite ever #like maybe im projecting but theirs is probably the healthiest depiction of love i have in my life #theres movies and tv but its not real. and yes dnp are produced. and aware. and curate. but theyre not selling a relationship.#sure we perceive it. but its not the goal. the product is the entertainment value of them together cause theyre funny.#whereas almost every relationship ive properly witnessed in my life seems like. a trap. genuinely.#its like well no love isnt actually real its a concept you just. are stuck. for the rest of existence. be happy about it.#and with dnp its like oh like love is actually real. like theres a reason people want to stay together forever.#like people Do get lost in each others eyes. they get a different look on their face that reads i love you #theres people out there who will love every aspect of you and never get enough of you or your time #i am. so far off on a tangent.#anyways love dnp love the cat and mouse game we play together #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

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fluxydrawings · 1 year

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stickmen go brrr. couplea my friends’ve been drawin/talkin bout Purple recently so i thought id draw their designs/vaguely imitate their styles at the same time :)

Designs belong to: @chosec @alebrijediscordico and @navy-leader!

#ava #avm #animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #ava purple #avm purple #fanart #my art #these were fun :) i say Vaguely imitate cause i coulda put more effort inta stealing the way they draw shapes n stuff but it was mostly just #for like what brushes i used akjwerkjw #tom's is prob closest ta how i nromally line things #also long flowy braids my beloved #also cal (chosec's) designs are so delightful but i am. so allergic ta drawing short spiky hair KJAJKWEJRK literally hardest hair for me ta #raw .... theyre fun tho mwah #for zachs as i was drawin it i was like i GOTTA make these wings look decent this is the Wing Guy's design. i Gotta.#mmmm bird wings. i rlly should practice drawi nem more ajkwerkjwekj #i do think its funny that literally All 3 of them use a more bluer purple than purple's Actual kinda pinky colour akwerkj interbesitng #anyway this was fun i love my friends mwah mwah. go check out their art

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y2kbugs-moved · 11 months

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Pavitr: *Makes a comment about how annoying it is that people say "chai tea" when it literally just means "tea tea"*

Fandom, somehow: OMG Chai tea must be his favorite thing!

(Disclaimer: I am white.)

#pavitr prabhakar #across the spiderverse #this isn tthe first time fandom has done a thing like this #bro he probably drinks chai like any normal indian kid its not that special #and i guess he'd consider chai latte to be an american invention and not really indian? but i don't think he'd mind if it tastes good #There is masala chai but I guarantee you that's NOT what starbucks chai latte is #its funny cause miles makes a similar joke about atms and no one makes him obsessed with them #i dont think this is spoilers cause its in the trailer #FEEL LIKE I HAD TO ADD DISCLAIMER #this is based on what my desi friends say!! and also research ofc

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sn0wbat · 3 months

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sparkle on, tiberius ✨

#my art #low stakes 🦇#my old friend crimson-catalyst helped with the shoes!! basically drew the shoe sketch while i slept. please check out his art he's great #anyway not many vampires sparkle in my lore. like at all. it's a super rare trait even among the daywalkers. tiberius is a weird exception #most vampires just kinda burn. or crack. and otherwise can't deal with the sun very well #and most daywalker vampires - upon sun exposure - get these dark ashy marks on their skin instead #so most vampires don't even know sparkling like this is a thing that is possible #he sure is sparkling like a MARBLE STATUE ✨ (do they actually sparkle?? idk man it's probably just a figure of speech at this point)#happy birthday silly boy #anyway his birthday is feb 2nd and he'd be uhhh. 2144 years old today #a grecoroman idiot twink. i don't think he remembers his original name - his cause of undeath was drowning in the river of tiber though #being drunk on wine while accidentally becoming a vampire is never a good idea (major memory loss may happen)#so he's just been going by tiberius. for a while. like that's just his name now #for the record he is very gay. he doesn't call it that but he totally is #also i don't care for twilight sorry it's too romantic and mormon for my taste. but its vampire lore is funny and i'll borrow from anything #like the sparkles. maybe one vampire does sparkle. as a treat #hope you enjoyed my tag ramble. time to actually post

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Imagine if Tim "Public Figure and CEO of Wayne Enterprises" Drake had to take his boyfriend Bernard "Agent of Chaos (I swear, no pun intended)" Dowd on a PR-suggested interview after the public finds out they are dating, like-

Interviewer: And what is your favorite pastime, Bernard?

Bernard, who swore before the interview that he would not say anything that would make either of them look bad or cause a controversy: watching Tim read conservapedia and get angry

#my friends the queer experience is merely reading conservapedia and being amuzed by how hilariously awful it is before shoving it in the #face of your most easily upsetable queer friend and watching them read it. one of my friends was so angry she wrote rebuttals to every #point all in one sitting.#tim would be like aww bernard is in a bad mood i gotta overreact to cheer him up then he would promptly forget that when he reads #that the earth was created 6000 years ago and dinos and humans lived at the same time. he would promptly lose his shit. not to mention #their homosexual agenda page like i swear it is so awful it's actually funny cause you're sitting there like this has gotta be a satire #the entire website is just the funniest thing i have ever read #tim and Bernard will randomly joke about it usually like 'whats on the agenda today' or the 'gee brain what do ya wanna to do today?'#and then the other will start quoting stuff from conservapedia but they dont tell people its quoted so people are getting concerned #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbern

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widevibratobitch · 5 months

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ive been neck deep in fitzconte the last few days and it's amazing the things people can do with a character who has 4 minutes of screentime, says like three lines in total and also never actually directly interacts with the character the fandom decided is their bestie their pal their sweet cheese their good-time boy. and lover.

the cheetah is a homoerotic allegory yes yes we know.

#but the fics ive read. holy shit. there are so many incredible writers in this fandom. obsessed.#anyway. friendship ended with fitzier. now fitzconte is my best friend.#(<- a joke obv im a fitzier girlie forever and ever. but when you CONNECT the two... my goddd. now i feel im alive)#also its so funny how the fitzconte fics seem so much more like rpf than say fitzier etc cause like.#since we got next to nothing of these two in the show - the fic writers' obvious next step is to turn to their actual life history #since they were buddies irl and all. the clio shenanigans are just a well that keeps on giving.#where would we be without that cheetah fitzconte nation huh #the terror #fitzconte #i used to occasionally dab my fingers into this ship but now that ive read some fics where they're oh so delightfully toxic... im in love <3 #i still only like it in a very very specific way tho

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kritzywitzy · 7 months

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Redrew a gif of a laughing Ichi that's been my discord pfp for like a year now just in time for the spooky month!

#my art #osomatsu san #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #digital art #cthulhu mythos set #mordiggian ichimatsu my beloved #funny enough I gave a few of my friends 6 different heso sets to choose from for my pfp cause i couldnt decide #and mordiggian was so well liked XD #and for my first gif pfp I'm pretty proud of this #its real crunchy on tumblr but i swear it looks nice when smaller XD

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pyr0graves · 9 months

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Some Howdy doodles I made while I was Bored because I want to get better at drawing him and the rest of the cast 💥

Ever since the update I've loved Howdy's characterization, he's literally me fr!!

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #howdy pillar #welcome home howdy #pyro plays with pencils #its funny to me cause my friend said howdy laughs like me!#hahaha!

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moeblob · 3 months

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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.