#its so tiring frfr

[usopps-devotee]

In honor of my dad being extremely transphobic don't be surprised if I start cranking out Croc fics because we love a trans king <3

[nomstellations]

i wish there was a way for the k.ink vore and sfw vore people to either get along or leave eachother alone im sick of the "OOOOH PEDOPHILE!!1!! junk"

love your blog btw its very comforting -gnonymous

gnonymous...gnome anonymous...can i call you that actually

either way, there is definitely a way to do that (i'm a nonsexual vore blog that allows nsfw blogs to interact, and typically they're very respectful!) i think what has to happen first is a change in how we talk about vore and to each other. even though i never see the hostility claimed i don't doubt its happening, and with there being TWO groomers/creeps exposed here recently you'd think people would want to exercise more caution instead of digging in their heels

[mazojo]

This whole americory situation is giving miscommunication trope

[mushed-kid]

i don’t think i can ever be really close to anyone

[dizzybevvie]

when someone isnt skinny why is rapid weight loss seen as progress

[kellystar321]

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[navxry]

YIPPEE

[psilocybinaut]

It's one of those days, where if i didn't have weed as a cushion, i would be beyond distraught.

I'm still pretty upset, but I feel like i surely would've been crying if i hadn't smoked

[vmprsm]

I am being emotionally attacked by several stories at once today and I am not okay

[bleuberrygliscor]

people talk shit about "insular communities" and "safe space bubbles" but literally the most vile shit goes down outside of my nice curated internet space and i really think yall need to grow the fuck up actually.

[mona-ex-machina]

Im fucking dreary

[mintiicinnamonii]

rottmnt romantic headcanons

note: leo’s reader is MALE!!

Raph

man is a big softie. we all know this.

he CRIES when you stub your toe or he bumps into you

you give him teddy bears as a gift

you use your tip toes/tap his shoulder for him to lean down so you can kiss him

ULTIMATE HUGGERRRR

gets flustered really easily

girlboss (gender neutral) x malewife

”SWEETHEART STOP FIGHTING PEOPLE”

he calls you sweetheart, sweetcheeks, teddy bear, snookums, toots and your name

Leo (MALE /NONBINARY READER)

tries to flirt/court you, you’re just either painfully oblivious, flustered beyond belief or done with his shit

you call out his name, hes like “oh shit”

calls you babe, hermosa, carino, corazon,

really clingy and needy like.. HE NEEDS HIS BF IM SORRY

this man is compliment starved frfr, you compliment him and hes like “rlly?”

chaotic x tired real

you two have jupiter jim and lou jitsu marathons, and you two fanboy together

he is so damn stupid /pos

in the middle of the night you catch him doing the weirdest crap

”WHY ARE YOU GRILLING CHICKEN ITS 3AM-“

“sighhhh i miss my husband donnie 😔”

Donnie

NERVOUS WRECKKK

like.. this man cant flirt at ALLLLLL

hes sarcastic yeah, but hes just so “ueueuueueue”

makes you inventions to show he cares

takes a while to warm up to physical touch, but when he does, he LOVES IT when you give him scritches under his chin, behind his ears or pet his soft shell

you help him during meltdowns, and listen to his infodumps

you have to basically pin him down to make him sleep

you sit near him doing your own thing while he works

leo teases him for dating you a TON

he was definitely in denial when he was crushing on you

dynamic is “buggy!” x “ah yes the (insert long species name)”

calls you darling, my love, dear, starlight

if youre a student, he helps you!

BOY FAILURE!!

Mikey

he ADORES YOUUUU

you are his muse, he draws/paints you a lot

the best at physical affection

flirting isnt rlly a thing for you two, but you are still very affectionate

he calls you honey and sunshine

has songs he associates you with (definitely has a playlist just about you)

its giving old married couple

his siblings are OVERJOYED that he has a partner (though Raph is rlly protective)

he cooks for you

smiles whenever you walk into the room. like this man will start JUMPING UP AND DOWN

[alaskasmonsters]

hi! vash the stampede for the “put me down, i can walk” prompt? 🥹🙏

𝖕𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝖎 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖜𝖆𝖑𝖐! (vash the stampede)

pairing: vash the stampede x gn!reader

content: fluff, reader being carried, a little bit of bridal carry, vash being a bbg

a/n: i loved writing this! this prompt is so perfect for vash!! he’s so 💕💕💕 bbg frfr! i love that silly man sm 😭😭 might have to make him my pfp tbh 🙏🙏 also this is the first prompt i am posting for my followers event! <3

☁️ 1k follower event

The heat was unbearable. You should be used to it at this point but you doubted it was anything anyone ever could get used to.

You’ve been walking for what seemed like hours, dragging your feet through the sand as the sun was burning down on your head, slowly cooking your brain from the inside.

Vash, your companion, seemed unbothered by the heat for the most part, it only seemed to get to your head and body as your muscles started to feel heavy and your strength keeping you up and going slowly left you with every step.

This was exhausting. You were getting tired.

You felt awfully slow, the heat muddling with your thoughts and perception of time.

So it took you longer than you’d liked to admit to process what was happening.  How your feet were suddenly dangling in the air, your view was upside down and your body was swaying steadily with every step Vash took…Vash!

You started to wriggle in the man’s grip. Because for some reason, one you’d hoped he’d explain soon, Vash had just taken it upon himself to throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“Vash!” You cried out, some of your energy flooding back into your body in favour of letting you feel embarrassed.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got you!” Vash promised sincerely as if he thought you were worried about him dropping you.

Which was not the issue!

You said his name again, lowering your voice into what was meant to sound like indignation but ended up sounding more like whining.

You started kicking your legs.

Vash swayed in his step, his cybernetic arm that was holding you by your waist on top of his shoulder tightening its grip.

“Please calm down, my dear, we’ll fall.”

“No, Vash! Let me down.”

“Oh?” The man slowed his step, voice dropping “Is my shoulder uncomfortable?”

The genuine concern in his voice made you want to hit your head against his back. That was not the issue!

“No…Yes…I don’t-“ You groaned, pushing your face into your hands “Put me down, I can walk!”

“You said you were tired,” Vash echoed back, sounding confused.

Oh…you hadn’t meant to say that out loud.

“I’ll carry you until you’ll feel better.” You could almost hear the soft smile in those words and could actually feel the gentle pat he gave your calf with his other arm.

Your leg kicked out on reflex and you heard Vash’s pitiful whine as your foot collided with his thigh.

“Don’t kick me,” he complained with a sniffle and you felt instantly bad, you might even have apologised if Vash would let you down already.

“Just put me down already.”

Vash came to a stop.

“I don’t want you to over-exhaust yourself,” he explained gently.

Your heart warmed at his words and you let out a sigh. It was annoying how stupidly charming and sincere Vash was. It made it hard to deny him anything. Thankfully your feelings of embarrassment won over your affection for the blond…at least for now.

“That’s…nice and all but…did you have to throw me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes?”

“Oh!” Vash called out, sounding embarrassed himself now.

He quickly manoeuvred you around before you could realise what he was doing. You slid down his shoulders and into his open arms as he adjusted you until he was holding you in a bridal carry…

“That’s better then?”

You blinked up at the man’s face. He smiled down at you, eyes closed and head cocked to the side. The sun behind his head made it look like he was wearing a halo.

The heat in your cheeks couldn’t be blamed on the sun this time.

“Vash, just let me down please,” you whispered, afraid your voice would break.

He obliged this time, setting you down on both of your feet before taking a step back to give you some space.

When you turned to look at him, Vash stood with his head bowed down and his back curved, eyes lowered to the ground. He looked like a kicked puppy. Oh no.

“I’m sorry!” He apologised, bowing deeper and you could hear the sadness in his voice.

You rolled your eyes, a soft smile tugging at your lips. How were you so lucky to meet such a sweet guy as him? It was almost unfair.

You closed the distance between the two of you.

“Head,” you ordered gently.

Without questioning you, he lowered his head more to make it easier for you to reach up and pat his head, fingers softly ruffling through his strands.

“I’m not mad. Next time ask first.”

Vash lifted his head a little and glanced up at you through his glasses. When he saw your soft gaze his expression immediately brightened again.

“Everything you want!” He promised, before leaning forward and pressing a kiss to your cheek with a loud ‘mwuah’.

You bit your lip to hide the goofy grin that action brought to your face.

[mewtwoandme]

Bruh Markiplier's recent "I'm Tired" video is so relatable right now frfr 😭

"The thing about a final stretch, is that it can keep stretching."

"I'm close to done, but looking at the amount of work, I'm not even close to done...Its not good, but it doesn't have to be good, to be good later."

Damn.....

Thank you Mark, from now on, I'm gonna repeat those phrases to myself as a reminder whenever I get discouraged or have bad thoughts while working on a project, especially now with my current story arc. I really needed to hear that tonight. ^^

[lsuyia]

PERIOD SEX WITH SATORU

basically gojo head cannons since they easy and i rlly needa come out with more ideas n shit. tysm for all the support on my fics you guys!!!

also lmk if i should actually make this into a full ass fic

At first this man would TEASE the shit out of you for even thinking of doing it with him.

(i mean its gojo of course)

He would tease you to the point where at this point you wouldnt even want to do it anymore.

but when come home from work looking for him, hes already got the towel laid out and boxes of pads, tampons, you name it he had it on the bed

At first you were hesitant since the whole idea seemed kinda of nasty but since he wouldnt stop pestering you about it you decided to finally fufill your fantasy and try.

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS GOING FUCKING HAM ON YOU

since your period makes you overly sensitive he was enjoying ever last whimper and moan you made.

“We should do this more often~” he says with a giggle slamming inside you— hitting your g spot with every damn thrust.

I mean at this point the towel was literally done for, gojo’s precum splattered around it with mixes of period blood and random ass stains.

He was enjoying this too much

THE AFTERCARE WAS CRAZYYY

usually after you two had sex or whatevs you would take a shower

but not this day😩

satoru is literally cleaning up after you, checking for any stains on the bed, changing the sheets, giving you a whole WARM BUBBLE BATH??!

that literally shows how much he cares for youu!

“You did so good f’me sweetheart.”

“You hungry?”

“wanna cuddle?”

he seems like the type to get you those big ass pads that go to your ass and you feel like people can see it.

“toru, i feel like my pad is showing can you check?” You said making a smooth turn around as you walked beside him walking inside the mall holding hands.

“no baby, its nothing there.” He said softly before giving you a small tap on your ass earning an annoyed look from you.

You would be like extra tired and he’ll be so excited for no reason asking you are you on your period just so he can fuck you again..

then when you say no he will have a fucking fit.

“are you sure?” he said rubbing your tummy while his growing erection pressed against your ass as you groaned in annoyance at how he was acting

but frfr satoru just loves you on your period❤️‍🩹

A/N- YALL IM SO SORRY THIS WAS KINDA SHORT IM RLLY SLEEPLY BUT NEW FIC COMING OUT TMR OR THE DAY AFTER TMR

ILYALLLZ🔥🔥

[diorsluv]

feather , part 19

“ you act like a bitch ”

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next chapter notes ) mississippi be doin too much frfr, but its okay bc luke dont even want her 🥱

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