#its the last option becuz they dont want dazai to associate their care with leaving them alone if that makes sense

[inamagicalhallucination]

bsd but anytime dazai is being particularly annoying/distracting/whatever everyone just says something nice to him and he gets so surprised he just. stops.

dazai: kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!!

kunikida, sighing: i didn’t want to resort to this

dazai: huh~? are you gonna hit me~? 

kunikida, turning around and facing dazai, looking him in the eye: dazai, although you can be annoying most of the time, you’re a very dear and precious friend of mine and i value your presence in my life

dazai, turning red: O-O

dazai: *just melts onto the ground*

kunikida, adjusting his glasses and going back to work:

//

junichiro, to naomi: dazai-san’s been running me around for errands a lot lately its interfering with my work

naomi: oh.

naomi: we have to do that.

junichiro, nodding

dazai: heyyyy tanizaki can you do me a favor ~?

junichiro: of course! but before that i wanted you to know that um i think ur actually really nice and fun to be around even when ur bossing me around and i just really like that we’re friends

dazai, starting to blush:

dazai: O-O

dazai, slowly turning around and walking away:

//

and so on

i wanted to add the rest but all the thoughts in my brain went away

and also atsushi would only do it accidentally

dazai, irritating atsushi on purpose: im not being annoying am i atsushi-kun~?

atsushi, huffing and then smiling: a little but its fine. even when ur being weird i like it when ur around so i just have to accept every part of u

dazai:

dazai:

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san...?

dazai: 

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san are you okay? u look red?

dazai: i have to go.

//

all of this is meant to be platonic but yall know i ship kunikida and dazai so-