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parkercore-69 · 6 months

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everyone who watches Lord of the Rings and claims Frodo was whiny has clearly never been on a DofE expedition

#is this too specific #dofe is an exclusively british thing i think #basically its an award you work for because it looks good on work and college applications #but it requires you to go on a multiple day hiking trip which is notoriously traumatic #okay haha now laugh at my joke #it was funny #lord of the rings #lotr #frodo baggins #i literally love that little freak so much #can i tag dofe #dofe #BAHA IT HAS A TAG #fml #giggling

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boxwinebaddie · 4 months

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hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

#hlkshdlf i am self concious about this #but it is your birthday and rs was very cute in it #it's also your birthday and you deserve to celebrate #it is a momentous occasion my love! so heres some pre-hate #again idk what this really sounds like i have not read it since i wrote it and hit and run posted it on ao3 #but smh can u feel kens jealous rage thru the phone disguised as thinly veiled teasing i am crying fml sorry kenny #its ok i give them the gift of marjorine very soon i swear #but oh my god stan is so stinking cute!!! it was too early but all we had was mean scary jersey pov and only really saw raven #as a massive smarmy rockstar assholes with glimmers of his humanity coming through a rare awkward stammer #and hes actually gods sweet fucking angel shdlskd anyways this reveal was much more iconic when u didn't know that #but i hope u enjoy this sorry its not the best also everyone say we love u raven hes gonna throw up deadass the whole time #stans fkn catboy gamerboy headphones i love him so bad in his lil suit and his combat boots and his blonde ass hair #KENNY WAS BEING SO OUT OF POCKET AND NASTY also i was a little too nasty in this im sorry ew go to jail nina #mans was thinking abt jerseys lawyer voice TOO MUCH #the light cartman and chef reveal...very spicy to me xx #ravenstan is so hey baby i heard you like bad boys...well i'm bad at everything ;) *winks and leans seductively and falls over*#i love the stannish half mexican stan my beloved <333

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the-kipsabian · 8 months

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im leaving the apartment for the first time since saturday wish me luck

#im still a little sick but i gotta handle this now ough. fml #im gonna be a lil hater today im anxious and its making me feel so gross ugh #theres just so much going on in my brain ough #hoping a little fresh air will help but. we'll see. maybe i'll buy a treat from the store too idk #night is an absolute mess on main

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voidandabyssal · 8 months

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that moment when you have to many WIPs and you wanna write but you can't decide what to write

#fml man #I got that stardew valley one #that horrorfell one #below the ice #ITS TOO MUCH #sans x reader #my writing #writing

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itlswhatltls · 10 months

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It's been a few hours and Gavi's new hair hasn't left my mind yet

#gavi #its insane how much of a hold he has on me #i actually never not think about him but today he found yet another new way to impact me fr #also missed him a lot so seeing him look alive and well after so many days made me happy af #and so hot too like fml baby

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danielnelsen · 2 months

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well this is what ive been doing for the past 2 weeks

#sorry for using chrome. drive sucks on firefox. i use firefox for everything else. literally it's open right next to this for other shit #so what im doing is making a list of every creature you ever encounter in dai (that part is complete. it took a week)#and making note of its important stats and now its chance of each elemental immunity with the walk softly trial on #because i am genuinely planning that solo nightmare all trials run and the most important thing is making sure i can actually hit everythin #you will notice that NOTHING is EVER immune to spirit damage. that is due to a bug that i personally discovered in the trial implementation #the only creatures that can gain immunity to spirit through the trial are cretahl and hurlock alphas (only the ones in the descent)#and the only creatures naturally immune to spirit are in dlc (mostly trespasser but some in the other dlc too)#so basically what this means is that you NEED spirit runes lmao. or i guess runes to damage specific types of enemy #the least likely immunity of the three core elements is electric which is good because chain lightning is VERY powerful for solo runs #you've just gotta be mindful of hitting yourself because friendly fire WILL be on for this run fml #oh so those percentages arent technically correct. they're inflated for most creatures #for normal-ranked creatures (rank 0) there's a 20% chance they'll be promoted to elite (rank 1) and then all elites--#(whether promoted to elite or already elite) have that chance of immunity. so you can divide them by 5 for normal-ranked creatures #except for the 100% ones. those are from preexisting immunities #yes im putting way too much thought into all of this. i went into the all trials and the solo nightmare runs without doing too much work #it's just that on nightmare you get FULL immunities and with no companions you've gotta make sure you can deal with that #because you might end up in a situation where you just cant damage something AT ALL #(a good reason to diversify your abilities. also you CAN damage them it's just capped at 1 damage per hit)#and no abilities that decrease resistances help because an immunity is +1000% resistance and nothing comes close to getting that under 100 #im having fun at least. i wouldnt keep doing this if it was too boring #some of it has been tedious (especially going through some of the areas with dozens of the same enemy) but ultimately feels worth it #the spreadsheet has 5678 lines ftr. fortunately around 2.5k are npcs so i dont have to do anything more with them #anyway. i usually post about what da-related thing im up to every now and then and it's been ages so i thought id give an update lmao #personal #da #dai #undescribed #there are also a lot of interesting things like. you'll see that poison spiders CANT be immune to nature damage #and that's because it wont apply an immunity if the creature is already immune to that element OR its associated effect #so poison spiders arent immune to nature damage but they ARE immune to poison so they wont gain nature immunity from the trial

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purpldawne · 4 months

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I REACHED MAX TAGS ON MY LAST POST COMPLAINING ABOUT DRAWING MY FAVS

#anyways #picking back up where those left off #now that i think about it the only ones i can draw satisfactorily are haru 😭😭#sakuyas fun to draw plus i love his color palette #same deal for citron but i also feel obligated to be able to draw them and azuma bc f/o status #itarus hair is fun #and i do love drawing that perpetual 'fml' face #i need to stare at pictures of tsuzuru every time i draw him to make sure i get his hair right but unlike with tenma it end up looking right #i have to pull up masumi refs when i draw him too bc i just CANNOT get the bleach pattern right on my own #but other than that hes a breeze #chikage gives me the most trouble #and considering sakyo and tsumugi are my biggest hair fails i think you can guess why #the glasses mess me up a little sometimes but i pretty much always draw him in the round thin rimmed ones #so unlike sakyos they dont actually get in the way of anything #and it does have a little volume to it. i just have to be careful not to give it TOO much volume yk.#idk why but i think bc of chikages facial structure its just easier for me to get his hair right compared to tsumugi #then again ive drawn tsumugi maybe once in this style so i probably just need more practice

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lemmetreatya · 2 years

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ive got a bree runway concert, a flo concert and a wedding from a close childhood friend all coming up within 30 days and i have NO. room on my phone,,,,

#may need to pay that extra icloud space with apple #fml #i even transfer everything to docs but its just too much man

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webvampzz · 6 months

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my honest fucking reaction when i want 2 reblog something because i found it real but its about trauma or something i have and then id have to explain with paragraphs and that people r probably triggered by that and that i need to probably make an alt for that stuff and that i Really shouldn't be sharing this stuff online because its risky and

#RANT #UGH #I cant even tag my triggers bc theyd reveal too much about me fml #AADHTHSJWSJDNENDN #AND THEYRE MENTIONEF A LOT AND ITS JUST #AGGGHHHHHH #Like yeah i know this is The Internet and that I Will See Stuff That I Will Probably Be Triggered By but like #Please i just want to tag my triggers because the breakdowns i have and flashbavke i havw are so fucking trerrible but icant tell anyonr bc #What if they question me. What If they Know my face. what if THEY know me from That.#what if someone they know was a part of That. What if someone they know is watching That. What if?#What if this is used against me.#i hate the internet #i hate everything related to that #and o cany talk about it because what of they call the cops what if i made it yp WHAT IF IM FUCKING DELUSIONAL AND IT NEVER HAPPENED #so many possibilities so little knowledge #vent over ig

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hobohobgoblim · 1 year

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God I hate being held responsible for the actions/inactions of another person.

#day kinda ruined #enforced sobriety #just fucking make up your mind #its not my fault #you're broke because you pay for EVERYTHING with credit cards and indulge in massively expensive hobbies while buying WAY too much shit #ffs #ugh fml

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cosmic-cd · 1 year

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ah i love when programs decide to spontaneously not work/break for no clear reason, erasing like a month-ish worth of progress on something

#cosmo rambles #its not even something that should matter so much but i was so fixated on getting it done #then i had to restart my computer and i saved and closed the project and when i reopened it it broke with no sign of why #or any clear sign of what went wrong or any way to fix it because the UVs broke #and it was already kind of a frustrating project because ive been burnt out #fml. fml fml fml #it shouldnt even be hard to redo but i just feel really distraught over it instead #im probably gonna delete this later so dont worry about it too much its just #technology is great! i hate being burnt out and strugglign to make the art i want to make #even if it was just a minecraft player model. again it doesnt even really matter in the long run im just. distraught

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years

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#god. ok. so i should really b reading papers rn but my lab mate called me needy today and it just keeps cycling in my head #like ive spent way too much time around him bc of field work and the thing abt me is that i just say whatever tf is in my brain so hes #basically been exposed to a scattershot of anxious thoughts in my head idk wtf he must think of me but today he said #the more i learn abt u the more i realize ur needy in these v specific ways #and i think it bothers me a lot bc needy isnt the right word. im not needy. i dont plead for help. im just a semi non functional person.#i just lay here not dealing with all these problems i have. but i generally try just make it my own problem. im just a bit pathetic like #that. do i need help? maybe but im not like needy. im just semi nonfunctional and rather compulsive and controling over myself. i live in a #world full of invisible walls as dictated by my stupid brain. but its all internal control i can put up with a lot as long as i have ctrl #over myself. its not especially healthy but it makes me pretty easy going i suppose. ugh! needy! he obviously hit a nerve how annoying #whatever im exhausted bc i had to b a scribe all day and i had a phd meeting this morning. the project sounds v cool and apparently im the #most qualified person to approach them so far but idk itll be v competitive and do i really want a uk phd? idk idk #at least this guy conducted it like an actual interview. i was like fuck finally some structure! and he said i talk well lol thanks dude #so he thinks id do ok getting grilled by a pannel. idk i kinda wanna apply just to see how far id get into the process #unrelated #i was also having harrowing nightmares last night abt climbing mt everest. at least i got 8hrs sleep lol fml i leave for sampling again #tomorrow afternoon. this is what i get for trying to have even a tiny bit of a social life rip

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avephelis · 2 years

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im. ghahh. emotions. fml.

#gonna ramble abt the dsm.p ending in tags a bit soo other fandom followers fyi you can ignore this lol #ok #i just. GRRRRAH its so frustrating that everything went down the way it did and that such a genuinely heartfelt story got transformed into #like a publicity tool?? fml.#and there are bits and pieces ive gathered about the finale that seem quite beautiful or emotional but theyre. overshadowed by the. shit.#i think eventually i might watch the finales. or the egg one at least #but its just too MUCH rn and just. oh even IGNORING all the gross irl stuff like. to fumble that hard with sensitive topics of abuse? yeesh #there are still things i love. and ive been easing back into getting some closure from fan content.#and maybe someday i'll reimagine my own ending for how things couldve been.#but it just crushes me how that spark got so mishandled when it shouldve gotten a graceful rest a long time ago.

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nomairuins · 23 days

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we had fun tho the whole family hung out and we did some sporclee and chronophoto and then globle me n lamp nd father did globle bc mein mamma went to sleep. yay :]

#nd i think tmrw or something like that me n my mom will finish off 13s run in de #which im excited for bc im rly excited to get to 15 bc my mom loves it and im excited to be caught up so we cn talk abt everything #i am a bit bummed i ws rly hoping 2 like 13s seasons better this time around.. but i didnt :[ just the writing didnt come together 4 me and #i feel like the companions weren't developed much at all #and im famously a timeless child hater like i think its stupid for the dr to be the timeless child. like if there hss to be a timeless child #Fine ig its a fine origin story its kind of a like. answering a question nobody asked thing #where like. yk. i was fine with the tjme lords judt having regeneration #but mein mamma told me that they like drop all that and it is Nottt mentioned again eith the new writers which is so funny #the blessing and the curse new writers. bc the blessing is if there was a writing decision i dont like The new writers will completely #abandon it and go do their own shit. the downside is they do the same for things i do like #missy what happeneddd like where. UGH we cant even get into it i miss my princess so badly it hurts #ik we like. saw her die im just like. bc this master was not at all like.. it just doesnt feel like a continuation at all #my moms theory is he might actually be an earlier incarnation of the master since they never actually specify. nd then i was checking the #wiki and rheres some weird stuff like. missy forcing all of her Good parts to regenerate into some other lady and then like.#idk it just said that. so idk if that implies the bad parts regenerated into like. evil master... i dont know. but wtvr. im excited #and a little birdie told me donnaaaaa will be baaaaaaaaackkkkkk which is the best thing that could ever happen to me im SO excited. my #friend donna #i like that like. i like getting new companions inlike when companions dont overstay their welcome cough cough. clara. but i do love seeing #companions come back like sry it does get me everytime im always like My friend my friend my friend. yk. i just love to seeing them again...#oh i got distracted. i was gonna say i rly dislike the dr being the timeless child bc i rly like when the dr is judt like. a guy. gender #neutral my mom laughed at me bc i said rhat earlier and went That sounded like im complaining abt hrr being a woman. im noy #THATS WHY I WANTED 2 LIKE HER LIKE. im so bummed that the first female dr is the one with In my opinion the weakest writing. like fml. tho i #havent seen any of the older stuff so idk... just from 9 onwards is what iiiiive got going.#but ya. i ws so worried voicing my criticisms to my mom bc i ws worried i ws just being a hater or nitpicky #but my mom agreed with me on a lot and ya. i rly like discussing stuff w my mom even tho im almodt positive i annoy her sometimes bc i get #too busy discussing my theories and being like And what about this and i get distracted from the show where theyrelike #explainjng somrthing jm asking abt. JFBFJFNT #i judt love discussion. and its tly fun to talk abt it with my mom :] yay #like ikit snnoys ppl when someone talks while watching smth or theorizes while watching smth lr asks questions that will be answered #but lke its my fav part of watching things w ppl 😭😭😭 im fr the yapperrr

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softnsquishable · 9 months

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#.#i spent all day yesterday laying in bed in the dark #nobody calls nobody texts #everyone has lives #even today i tried calling folks and i get nothing #i wish holidays were only when i had something to do with someone #like fml its not even 11am yet and im already here #and i barely even want to post this because oh no my mutuals are gonna see it #this post should be one big censor bar #im just so fucking ****** all the time #and i sound like a desperate idiot talking to a void #and it isnt anyones fault and im not mad at anyone #i just wish i had more friends #hey google how do i tell my friends im lonely as shit without sounding like a desperate piece of shit #i would ignore me too #i become the very thing i get annoyed by and i hate venting i fucking hate it so much but god #i hope praying still works for me #vent #mutuals dont read this im just posting it 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃#i wish someone in my life that's around me gave a shit without ulterior motives and showed it #and i feel like this almost every day #i hope 2024 ...

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wetbananapeel · 1 year

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Vegan pizza and wineeee yuh yuh yuh

#im not doing homework tonight and its going to bite me in the ass but ive been doing it alllll day #tomorrow will be wilddd #i have so much due on Monday fml #but i want to be a person tonight so homemade vegan pizza and wine #<3 #(the za has pineapple too because im a freak)

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