#ivehadit

[parentingroundabout]

On this week’s Roundabout Roundup, Catherine's snacking on flavorful, virtuous crackers from 2s Company, while Nicole's laughing with the ladies of the I've Had It podcast and Terri's enjoying Substack newsletters from Alan Sepinwall and the Fug Girls (also mentioned: R. Eric Thomas's newsletter, which is non-Substack, but still very fun). ​ Thanks as always to Jon Morin for our fun in-and-out music, which you hear on every episode.

[boredzillenial]

Do thing with miguel ohara where reader is drunk and accidentally says “dont tell this to anyone but i have huge crush on miguel” not knowing that reader was confessing to miguel

Aww Nonn this is adorable! Imma tweak it just a tad but I hope you still enjoy!

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You stumble across the lobby at Spider HQ as Jessica J. attempts to stop you. “This isn’t a great idea Y/N please.” She warns.

“Jessica, ivehadit with his bullshit.” You slur “Imma givhim a piece of this.” You go to flex but it ends up more like an awkward pose.

“You’re funeral.” Jessica throws her hands up and walks away as you stalk toward Miguel’s “office”. As you enter, you see the platform he like to keep high off the floor appears empty.

“Where are you?!” You yell and it’s only the sound of your own voice in response. Maybe, if you hadn’t been as intoxicated as you were your spider sense would’ve alerted you of a presence off in the darkness. “Miguellll.” You coo in a singsong voice.

“You stupid, tall, hot, brooding…” you begin to list off a mixture of compliments and obscenities as you clumsily web your way up to his floating platform. You land with a thud and attempt to decipher the dozen screens flashing information, security camera feed and alternate dimension information but your eyes begin to cross at the lights. “Fuck how does he look at these all day.” You rub your eyes and plop down against one of the desks.

“Where are you, you big strong fucker!” You yell into the perceived emptiness. “You… you… caked-up asshat!” You began to grow even bolder as the release of anger and frustration into Miguel’s “empty” office began lifting a weight off your shoulders you hadn’t realized felt quite so heavy.

You looked around on the monitors and one in particular caught your eye. It was a smaller monitor with a repeating video and profile up on the edge of the platform. It showed Miguel’s biggest regret, images of him and a daughter. “He looks so happy…” you whisper as you lean out to touch the screen. “I wanna make him that happy…” you fought against a frown as you closed your eyes and look away from the screen.

“I could ya know!” You shout into the void. “I could make him so happy.” You slump down in a chair with your head in your hands. “Agghhh why would this fucking crush go away!!” You scream into your hands. Weeks of angry flirting, pushing his buttons, nosing into his business has only intensified your crush on Miguel. At this point it felt like the loneliness of having someone so close to you daily but not having them in that way was going to break you. You fought back tears as you continued to confess in your tipsy state.

You shake your head, stand, and march back over to the previous monitor. Placing your hand onto the screen. “Lyla, don’t tell anyone about what I said alright?” You slur as you realize his AI assistant was probably hearing every word you said.

“A little late for that don’t you think?” A husky voice spoke from behind the monitor. As you focused your gaze to look beyond the repeating images on the screen you could see exactly who had been listening in this whole time.

Masterlist

[lilmeowmrow]

THATS IT IVE HAD IT NO MORE LIES ALEX IS TALLER THAN MAGNUS AND THATS THAT NO DEBATE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

[leclrcsunshine]

spurs are facing real madrid next week? thank u, next.

[glarerefracted]

I hate it when insecure ppl let it out on you. grow up, deadass just grow up and stop being so immature

[lesliejoelle]

Dear #FacebookADMIN, Explain to me why I am ALWAYS being put into #FBjail over bullshit- for posts that do NOT go against #UserGuidelines; YET & HOWEVER, I stay getting about 6 or 7 fucking #FriendRequests like these on a DAILY BASIS?! I mean, #iDontGetIt. You #police my pages while this kind of #trash stays on your platform. #WhatTheFUCK? Leave my shit alone & spend more of your fucking time #policing THIS #BULLSHIT... Sincerely, #UNHAPPYcustomer. 🤬 #IveHADit #LëslieTHOUGHTS #FacebookISSUES #WishIcouldQUITyou #facebook (at Foley Square) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYSoBvrIpD/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ayylil-mayooo]

Jesus Christ

[animal-amb-andy]

#ivehadit https://www.instagram.com/p/CM4O7Q6FU9d/?igshid=t1iscr857v1q

[robfrid]

I think this is the best thing about #today : another #red #hibiscus #wayupthere ;) #cher #pigeon #larry #isitfridayyet #overit #ivehadit #officially https://www.instagram.com/p/CFe4fxcgdyi/?igshid=161kj12oe5hvh

[theblackcreativeshop]

#ivehadit #enough 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 #iamablackman #whatistherootofyourfear https://www.instagram.com/p/CEXvO23h4ss/?igshid=cbacmbvumu7c

[thats-ms-pouffiasse-to-you]

So the #pandemic is still a thing. #COVID is still killing Americans (because every other country got their shit together & are pretty much done with it now). I’m still pissed; this could still kill my mom, my mother-in-law, & my grandmothers-in-law. . . . I’ve compiled some things to say when encountered by non-mask-wearers; feel free to steal and share. . To the people who don’t cover their noses with their masks - “That’s not how it works, and that’s not a fashion statement.” “Hi, Pinocchio.” “Ah, right, you’re a mouth-breather, it shows.” “You might wanna size up your mask; all the quarantwinkies you ate went straight to your triple chin & now your nose won’t fit.” . To the person who carries the mask instead of wearing it: “It works better on your face than in your hand.” “If you happen to be carrying the virus right now, my mask does almost nothing to protect me.” “The mask helps spread FROM you, not TO you.” “You can spread the virus without having symptoms, you should put your mask on anyway.” “Would you like to put your mask on before or after I mace you?” . To the people who won’t wear masks at all - “You forgot something.” “You’re putting yourself and our entire community at risk right now.” “You may not care for someone disproportionately affected by COVID, but I do, and there are plenty more people like me.” “Oh my GOD, your whole FACE IS OUT! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! This is PORNOGRAPHY!” “Do you realize how selfish you are?” “Please stay home if you can’t follow the rules of common decency.” “I’m placing you under citizen’s arrest for violating CDC guidelines; the police are on their way.” . . . . #ivehadit #smh #smdh #coronavirus #coveryourface #donttouchyourface #wearyourmask #wearamask #infographic #dialogue #oneliner #nonmedicalmask #covidtransmission #igdaily #igaddict #instamood #instagood #stayhome #staysafe #sip #shelterinplace #saferathome #wfh #workfromhome #quarantinecontent #quarantinelife #copingwithcovid #thisisamerica https://www.instagram.com/p/CCJhsbFpNDX/?igshid=1l2k440nohkqe

[josetrekkie]

#inktober #inktober2017 #ink #pencil #drawing #illustration #space @theonlydetox l #pentel #brushpen #inktank #inkdrawing #makeup #hare #race #fable #makeupartist #sketch #sketchbook #swift #арт #dragrace #dragqueen #art #ivehadit #artwork #artology #sketchwork #sorryaboutit

[amahzeballs]

My four basic emotions at work; happy, playful, disgust and "bitch, really?" #life #japan #tokyo #me #selfie #selfieeverywhere #ivehadit #officially

[jcams88]

Much spring. So sunshine. Wow . . . {218/365} #enoughwiththesnow #ivehadit #snow #newengland #newenglandweather #spring #connecticut #photoaday

[kirbypoyotime]

//I’m tired of being talked about and being called useless while I’m trying to be in bed. Apparently I sleep all day and do nothing. Glad I’m such shit, thanks.

[t0tal-xx-creep0o0]

I’m going to...explode. I’ve had it! #blackflag #ivehadit #goth #punk #horror #gore #blackmetal #deathmetal #heavymetal #grunge #redhair #fit #vegan #psychoqueen #screamqueen #livingdeadgirl #zombiegirl #girlswithtattoos #inkedbabes #girlswithpiercings #firehair #victoriassecret #mesh