Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.
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Midnight Pals: Cats
Lilian Jackson Braun: ok so hear me out on this one
Braun: what if there was a cat that solved mysteries?
Rita Mae Brown: a cat that solved mysteries?!?!?
Carole Nelson Douglas: a cat that solved mysteries?!?!
Cate Conte: a cat that solved mysteries!!??
Brown: this is the greatest thing i've ever heard
Braun: you think?
Brown: listen i have 2 interests in life
Brown: radical lesbian liberation
Brown: and cats that solve mysteries
Brown: and this idea definitely fits into one of those categories
Lilian Jackson Braun: anyway
Braun: here's a picture of my cat
Rita Mae Brown: oooh she's precious!! and here's a picture of MY cat
Braun: she's adorable!
Carole Nelson Douglas: and here's a picture of MY cat
Braun: she's so adorable!
Brown: precious!
Dean Koontz: hey what if it was a dog that solved mysteries?
Lilian Jackson Braun:
Rita Mae Brown:
Carole Nelson Douglas:
Cate Conte:
Darlene Ryan:
Sofie Kelly:
Koontz: i was just thinking, what if it was a dog-
Braun: i'm not even going to dignify that with a response
Brown: a dog! really!
Braun: how would a dog solve mysteries anyway? by barking at them?
Brown: ha ha good one lilian
Koontz: but
Braun: the very idea is absurd
Braun: a dog lacks a cat's observational skills and deductive reasoning
Brown: yes exactly
Brown: ridiculous
Brown: the very idea
Brown: what are you even doing here
Brown: at the st. westminster ladies cat fancy society tea and crumpet social on the green?
Braun: ugh! dogs! DIS-gusting! we won't have any smelly mutts here! Away with you! [sweeping Koontz out the door with a broom]
Diane Duane: you know cats can be wizards too
Tanya Huff: oh yes yes definitely
[at midnight society]
Dean Koontz: and they said that cats were better at solving mysteries than dogs!
Poe: i really fucked up by not making auguste dupin a cat
Poe: i didn't realize how much money i was leaving on the table
Koontz: but they're wrong! dogs solve mysteries! all the time! in real life!
George Romero: ACAB includes cop dogs
Poe: not now george
Poe: dean's in a fragile state
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Hey, I saw this around tumblr but how would u feel about Ryan Reynolds as Paul Blofis, him and Walker just have a connection that I think would be funny in Percy Jackson.
I could absolutely see him being Paul!
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you’re 3 years old and a wolf is accepting you as of their own. you’re 10 years old and lightning dances off your fingers in preparation for a fight. you’re 15 years old and you topple kronos’s throne and be become praetor of the legion. you’re 16 years old and you watch your best friend die in battle against gaea. you’re 16 years old and you decide to go to a private boarding school in pasadena. you’re 16 years old and you realize that you’ve never learned how to read or how to do math or that the mitochondria is the powerhouse to the cell or— you’re 16 years old and you realize that you’ve never fucking attended school.
you’re 16 years old and you die doing what you’ve been raised to do since you were 3, helping a god.
your name is jason grace.
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