#jade succulent

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Here’s how I built my screaming plant;

John’s voice: GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME JUST GIVE IT! DAAAAMN

Rose: Which plays audio whenever the plant is thirsty.

Jade’s voice: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Rose: It’s built around the ESP8266, which is connected to a moisture sensor and speaker inside a 3D-printed enclosure.

Rose: To make it interesting, I pestered all my friends and asked them to pretend to be dying plants.

tentacleTherapist: Pretend you’re a dying plant, who hasn’t been watered in 5-6 days. You finally see your human walk past, and you have 5-10 seconds to say something, scream, etc. The only thing is you can’t curse, or say something that will get me banned from Pesterchum.

Rose: Then I loaded all the audios onto the board. Each audio was then randomly played like this:

Dave’s voice: hey, bozo. water me, i’m thirsty.

Rose: Okay…

[wiley-treehouse-gardens]

[greenycacteable]

Heart shaped leaves on this jade plant

[semprvivum]

3 varieties of Crassula ovata (Jade plant)

[los-plantalones]

what plants do in the shadows | pt 3

[jellycatt]

🪴

my first non-animal jellycat and she is delightful

[moregraceful]

I name all of my snake plants after Baltimore Orioles players because...I don't know why I do that.....anyway Adley (she/her pronouns according to my parents) and Adam Jones are making the trip with me but Chris Davis is TOO BIG FOR THE CAR and I'm so sad now. That was my emotional support snake plant through my FMLA leave. He has seen the worst of me (mental illness, forgot to water him for a month) and survived. Now he's like four feet tall and I have to leave him behind because he is so big that he takes up more than a third of my luggage space in the car 🥲 I took such good care of him that now he has to live independent of me. Goodbye Chris Davis I will think of you fondly as I encourage Adley to grow big and strong.

[succygirl]

New growth on my variegated jade is looking lovely. I chopped its head off after I answered about Karlach the Kalanchoe and used it to help show how to prune and what would happen when you do. It only grew one new branch but that's okay with me!

[teal-and-cake]

Smol Baby is three years old!

He’s come a long way since he lived in a toothpaste cap.

Still very tiny, but very loved.

[yahoo-a-post]

Plants, plants, I love plants

[endemic-esoteric]

[wiley-treehouse-gardens]

[greenycacteable]

Little hearts 💚

[eroticplantibal]

Crassula ovata (gollum jade), 30/6/2024

[nightmaretour]

Good news! My housing coordinator gave me the go ahead and I'm getting a lil leopard gecko buddy!! Going to be busy refreshing myself on all of that research I did while begging my mum for one when I was a teenager

[fingertipsmp3]

Back in my houseplants era 😌 (bought a peace lily)