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cyberboy come home to me!


art credits: @musapylsa
synopsis — you just really love shy, nerdy, awkward armin arlert. not to mention how much you adore his tongue piercing.
wc — 5.4k
warnings — oral (f receiving), brief m receiving oral, unprotected sex, dom! kinda reader? armin is a loser virgin, tongue piercing fixation, mentions of drinking and getting high.
“Ah… I’m not sure if we should be— mmph!”
Armin downright whimpers when you silence his protest with a soft giggle and press your lips to his again, cupping his cheek like you’re trying to ease him into it. He kisses back, but it’s clumsy—his lips too hesitant, his breath shaky. The way his slightly clammy hands tremble as they slide awkwardly onto your waist gives him away completely. His fingers twitch like he’s unsure if he’s even allowed to touch you, like he’s expecting to be jolted awake from some perverse fever dream at any second.
You smile into it. He tastes a little like fruit punch and nerves.
How’d he even end up like this?
Honestly? He’s not entirely sure himself.
All he knows is that about an hour ago, he’d been forcibly dragged out of his safe, sacred little sanctuary—his room—by none other than Eren Jaeger, who’d called him a “shut-in loser” with all the affection of a lifelong best friend trying to get his social recluse ass to touch grass for once. “Just come out for one night,” Eren had said. “You never hang out anymore. You just rot in front of that stupid computer!”
That “stupid computer,” by the way, is the love of Armin’s life. A lovingly hand-built, high-performance rig that he’d spent months putting together with trembling excitement and a YouTube tab permanently open. The tower is pure art—transparent case with perfectly routed cable management, cool-toned RGB fans that change hues with each temperature spike, and a custom water-cooling loop that keeps everything running quieter than a whisper. The inside glows in a soft gradient from blue to violet, illuminating every pristine component like a spaceship console. His mechanical keyboard clicks satisfyingly under his fingers, each custom PBT keycap matte and worn in just enough. The desk is outfitted with dual curved monitors, a steelseries headset perched on a 3D-printed stand, and a carefully arranged line of anime figurines—each one dusted weekly.
He lives there. He thrives there. Not out here.
So when he’d first stepped foot into the frat house—blinking under dim purple lights, instantly accosted by the stench of sweat, alcohol, Axe body spray, and weed—he’d wanted to turn and run. Connie had looped an arm around his neck before he could so much as take a step back, dragging him further inside like a lamb to slaughter.
He would’ve given anything to be home. Back at his setup. Back where he could peacefully queue up for League of Legends or post a hot take on a message board about dungeon tier lists. His teammates were probably on Discord right now, wondering why his little green light hadn’t turned on tonight.
That was then.
Somehow– Somehow, in the haze of being drunk or high out of their minds— Eren was out of it, Connie was asleep on Sasha’s lap, whose head was on a knocked out Jean’s shoulder. Mikasa, for how composed she usually was, was slumped next to Eren, his hand wrapped around hers— you had managed to finally snag the shy boy to yourself.
You’d only recently started hanging out with the gang, weaving your way into their circle with a kind of natural confidence Armin found both mesmerizing and terrifying. You’re funny. Loud in a charming way. You speak your mind, talk to Eren and Mikasa like you’ve known them for years, and make sly little jokes that leave Connie wheezing. Even Sasha likes you—and she doesn’t like anyone new.
But around you, Armin turns into scrambled code. He avoids eye contact. Stumbles over his words. Does that thing where he pushes up his glasses like a reflex even when they’re already in place.
And it wasn’t hard to realize that Armin liked you.
He wasn’t subtle—not in the way he’d glance up from his phone screen when you laughed a little too loudly, or the way his ears would burn pink every time you plopped down next to him during hangouts, hips brushing, thighs touching just barely. He'd sit there stiffly, eyes wide behind his glasses, thumbs still tapping away at whatever gacha game or tactics RPG he was grinding, pretending not to notice how your perfume clung to the air between you like static.
You’d catch him staring sometimes—well, more than sometimes. Once when you bent over to grab a charger, and again when you wore that cropped shirt with the worn-out neckline, his gaze getting stuck right where your collarbone dipped into something just a bit more scandalous. But he’d always look away just in time, pretending to clean his glasses or scroll deeper into Reddit threads.
The boy was practically a walking Tumblr post from 2013. Always in those oversized hoodies with the sleeves too long, fingers tucked halfway into the cuffs, his laptop stickers flaking off from years of aggressive clicking. His room, as you’d come to discover later, was nothing short of a digital command center. Dual monitors—one vertical, one horizontal—cast a cold RGB glow over his unmade bed and tangle of charging cables. His mechanical keyboard clicked loud enough to echo through the dorm floor, each keystroke deliberate. Rows of Funko Pops lined the top of his bookshelf, mostly anime characters and one out-of-place Miku figurine he shyly claimed was "cute."
And that chair—God, that chair. It was one of those ridiculous ergonomic gaming thrones with a headrest, a lumbar support pillow, and armrests that he always adjusted like he was gearing up for war. You could tell it was his pride and joy, considering how he refused to let anyone else sit in it. Except, of course, for that one time you snuck in during a group hangout and plopped down in it just to see how far he’d go before breaking—he just stood there, mouth open, shifting awkwardly until he gave up and sat on the floor beside you. Pathetic. Adorable.
So yeah, it wasn’t hard to realize Armin liked you. He was just painfully obvious about it in a way that made you all the more obsessed.
Especially after that day Eren—loud-mouthed, smug Eren—dropped the most shocking bit of information mid-conversation over nachos and beer.
“Guess who finally let me bully him into getting a tongue piercing?”
Your head had snapped around so fast it almost gave you whiplash. "You're kidding."
Eren had just grinned like the devil himself. “Nope. Took him to the place on 8th. Cried like a bitch but hey, he’s got it now.”
You’d turned to look at Armin, who was red as a tomato, sipping his Sprite like he wished he could disappear behind the carbonation. He didn’t even deny it.
You haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Which brings you to now.
So when all of a sudden, you're sitting next to him on the too-small couch, murmuring something about there being something wrong with your phone, and desperately needing someone to fix it for you, and no, the dim lighting of the living room simply isn’t enough to inspect it properly—you somehow manage to drag him upstairs to one of the empty rooms, thigh pressed a little too close to his as you explain how glitchy your phone is, how you're so sure it must be some kind of weird virus, and wow, isn't that so crazy?
But cut the bullshit. Even Armin knew you were lying.
Phone glitching? Yeah, right. He’d seen your screen time stats by accident once—your camera roll was 95% front-facing selfies, memes, and blurry videos from nights out. He wasn’t stupid. But he was clueless—at least about your intentions.
You’d had a thing for him since day one, not that he knew, obviously. The first time Eren had pulled you into the fold, dragging you into their little friend group like some shiny new accessory, Armin had looked at you like you’d be gone by next week. He wasn’t good with new people—too shy, too stiff, too used to lurking in the background with his legs folded crisscross on the floor and his thumbs tapping away at his phone while everyone else drank and talked over each other.
Even now, when everyone hung out, Armin would be half-present—physically there, tucked into the corner of the room with his hoodie sleeves pulled over his hands, but mentally god knows where. Probably grinding a mobile RPG or replying to a fan theory thread. He liked games where he could build things, micromanage every stat. His phone battery was always draining because he never stopped playing. Long, elegant fingers constantly moving, tapping, swiping. Even when you sat next to him, he couldn’t seem to stop. You once made a joke about how he probably tapped faster during battles than he would during sex.
You remember the way he’d choked on his Redbull.
But now—now he’s stuck. Sitting next to you in a quiet upstairs room, your perfume in his lungs, your thigh pressed right up against his, and your phone held limply between you both like some half-hearted prop.
He keeps glancing at you, lips parted like he wants to say something—anything—but nothing comes out.
“You gonna fix it or just keep staring at my lockscreen?” you tease, your voice low, syrupy sweet.
He blinks, startled, fumbling to grab the phone from your hands with a stuttered apology. “S-Sorry, I—um—yeah, let me just… check the settings, I guess.”
His hands shake slightly as he scrolls, and you bite your lip watching him. The way his jaw tenses, his brows furrow in concentration—it’s endearing. You wonder if he knows how flushed his ears are. You wonder if he knows how loud his breathing is.
You lean in just slightly, enough that your breath brushes the shell of his ear.
“You know,” you murmur, “I still haven’t seen that piercing.”
His entire body jolts. His fingers fumble the phone, almost dropping it in his lap. “W-What?”
You smile innocently, like you don’t already know exactly what you’re doing. “Your tongue. Eren told me. Kinda wanna see it for myself.”
Armin swallows hard, eyes wide as he looks at you like you just asked him to strip naked. “I-I mean, it’s not—It’s nothing, really. I-it’s just… uh…”
“C’mon,” you coax, fingers brushing the side of his knee. “I’m curious.”
He hesitates. Then, shakily, he sticks his tongue out just a little—just enough for the cool glint of metal to catch the light. Your stomach flips.
God, you didn’t expect that to be so hot. On him, of all people.
“You’re full of surprises, Armin Arlert,” you whisper, eyes meeting his.
And you swear to god, if you didn’t know better, you’d say the look in his eyes shifts. Just a little. Like something in him snaps or gives in. Like he’s done pretending he doesn’t know what’s going on.
“…Is your phone actually broken?” he asks, voice barely above a whisper.
You grin. “Not even a little.”
And for once—for once—Armin smirks.
It's crooked. Barely there. But it's smug in the quietest, most devastating way, because he knows now. You're not here because of some bullshit glitch or broken screen. You're here for him.
The second you lean in, brushing a strand of his blond hair out of his face, he freezes—like a deer caught in headlights. His breath hitches, lips parting just slightly, and his fingers tense where they’re still holding your phone like it’s a lifeline.
“You’ve never kissed anyone before,” you say softly, not a question. Just an observation.
His cheeks flush bright red. He doesn’t answer.
You cock your head, smiling. “That’s okay. I’ll teach you.”
His breath catches again, sharp and audible this time, and he shifts a little like he doesn’t know what to do with his hands—does he drop your phone? Hold it? Hold you?
You take the decision away for him, gently slipping it from his fingers and setting it down on the nightstand. Then, without breaking eye contact, you slowly slide onto his lap, one knee at a time, until you’re straddling his narrow hips, hands settling on his shoulders.
His whole body goes stiff. “Ah… I’m not sure if we should be— mmph!”
You kiss his lips again, silencing him effectively.
“Armin,” you say as you pull back, voice low and amused. “Relax.”
He doesn’t. Not entirely. But his hands hover awkwardly near your waist now, like he’s trying to be respectful, like he’s afraid if he touches you wrong, the moment will combust.
You lean forward, just enough that your noses nearly brush.
“Close your eyes,” you whisper. “Don’t think. Just feel.”
He obeys, lashes fluttering shut. You let your lips graze his, soft and tentative, barely a kiss at all—just enough for him to taste your breath, to feel the warmth of you against his mouth.
He shivers.
You pull back slightly, your voice like silk against his ear. “See? That wasn’t so bad.”
He exhales shakily. “It’s… it’s good. You’re… good.”
You smile. “You haven’t even gotten the full lesson yet.”
And then you kiss him.
Really kiss him.
You press your mouth against his fully this time, slow and confident, your lips moving gently over his like you’ve got all the time in the world. He kisses back clumsily at first, a little too much pressure, a little off with the rhythm, but it’s adorable, and you can feel the way his whole body trembles under you.
You guide him with quiet murmurs between kisses. “Slower… softer, yeah… there. Just like that.”
His hands finally land on your waist, unsure at first, then a little firmer when you deepen the kiss, your fingers threading into the hair at the nape of his neck. You part your lips slowly, and when he instinctively mimics you—nervous, but curious—you feel it.
The smooth, cool ball of metal.
You pause just barely, lips still brushing his, a grin curling at the corners of your mouth. “There it is.”
“Huh?” he whispers, dazed.
“That piercing,” you murmur, voice thick with heat. “Feels so fucking good.”
You kiss him again, and this time your tongue finds his. The sensation of the cold stud sliding against yours sends a sharp little jolt straight through your spine. It’s addictive. You roll your hips slightly against his, and he gasps into your mouth, fingers tightening on your waist like he doesn’t know if he’s allowed to pull you closer or push you away.
He tastes like mint and nervous energy, and the little helpless noises he lets out when you suck on his bottom lip are enough to make your thighs clench around his lap.
You pull back for a second, just to look at him. His lips are flushed, slightly swollen, eyes glazed with something between awe and pure panic.
“You okay?” you whisper, thumb brushing across his cheek.
He nods, almost too fast. “Y-Yeah. I just—I didn’t know it could feel like that.”
You lean in again, lips ghosting over his jaw. “That’s just the beginning.”
He groans—actually groans—and it’s the hottest fucking sound you’ve ever heard from him. You swear you feel him twitch beneath you. His hips shift slightly, involuntarily, and the friction makes both of you gasp.
You grab a fistful of his hoodie, tugging him back into another kiss, messier this time. Less structured. All tongue and heat and shallow breaths. That piercing catches on your lip as you suck on his tongue, and you moan softly against his mouth.
He's kissing you like he wants to prove something now. Still hesitant, still learning, but eager. Hungry. His hands slide up under your shirt, still shy but bolder than before, fingertips ghosting over the bare skin of your waist.
You roll your hips against him again, deliberately this time, and the noise he makes—somewhere between a whimper and a curse—goes straight to your core.
You smile into the kiss, breathless. “You’re such a quick learner.”
He swallows thickly. “I—I wanna keep learning.”
“Yeah?” You rock against him again, and his eyes flutter shut. “You will.”
You dip your head to press a kiss to his neck, right below his jaw. He gasps, tilting his head back like it’s instinct, and you suck a slow, wet mark into the pale skin, making him jolt beneath you.
“You’re so sensitive,” you whisper. “Bet I could make you fall apart with just my mouth.”
He whimpers.
And fuck, that sound does something to you.
You're grinding against him now, fully, the heat between your legs pressing right against the growing bulge in his pants. The way his hips buck up helplessly, like he can’t stop himself, is intoxicating.
You mouth at his jaw, then his ear, letting your breath tickle the shell of it.
“Armin,” you purr, “do you want me to show you more?”
He looks up at you like he’s ready to beg.
“Yes,” he breathes. “Please. Show me everything.”
You don’t make him ask twice.
You kiss him again, deep and slow, feeling the way he melts into it now. No hesitation—just heat, want, and the softest desperation in how his mouth opens for you like he’s starving. You taste that metal ball again, glide your tongue along it, and the sound he makes—fuck, you’re obsessed.
Your hips move instinctively, grinding down on his lap, and you can feel him. Hard. Pressed right up against your core through his worn out jeans and your shorts. The friction draws a moan from your throat that has his eyes fluttering open, pupils blown wide.
“Fuck,” you whisper, forehead pressed to his. “You’re so hard already.”
He nods, frantic, breath stuttering. “I—yeah, I can’t—I didn’t mean to—”
“Shh.” You cup his jaw, tilt his face up. “Don’t be embarrassed. You think I didn’t want that?”
You shift just a little, rolling your hips down with purpose, dragging your clothed pussy against his cock. He chokes on a gasp, his fingers digging into your waist like he’s trying to stop himself from bucking up into you again. You grab his hand, beckoning him to slip his fingers under your shorts, under the waistband of your panties.
“Feel how wet I am for you?” you murmur, lips brushing his ear.
He nods again, helpless. “Yeah—yeah, I feel it—fuck—”
You smile wickedly and grab the hem of your shirt, pulling it over your head in one motion. His mouth drops open.
He stares.
Hard.
Like he’s short-circuiting. Like he’s never seen anyone naked before and can’t figure out where to look. His hands twitch like he wants to touch you but doesn’t know if he’s allowed.
You guide them to your tits.
“Touch me, baby,” you say softly. “It’s okay. You can.”
He swallows hard and palms your breasts gently, reverently, like he’s afraid to squeeze too hard. His thumbs ghost over your nipples and you sigh, arching your back into his touch, giving him a show.
“God, you’re perfect,” he breathes.
“You’re cute,” you reply, pushing your hips down again. “And obedient.”
He whimpers at that.
You roll your hips slow and steady, grinding on him until you feel his thighs start to tremble beneath you.
Then you lean down, lips brushing his. “I want you to eat me out.”
His eyes widen. “I—what? I’ve never—”
“I’ll guide you. Just do what I say.”
You’re already sliding off his lap, standing between his legs and shimmying your shorts and underwear down in one motion. His breath stutters when he sees you like that, bare and dripping, your thighs glistening in the low light.
You make a move to lie back on the bed, but he stops you, pink in the face.
“S–Sorry, I– ah– Can you ride my face? Please?”
He looks like he wants to wipe his existence off the planet because why’d he say that in such a high pitched tone, why’d he stutter like that, why’d his voice crack when he said please, why'd he—
But you just giggle amusedly, pushing him back onto the bed, straddling his face.
His whole body tenses like he’s trying not to combust. “Are you sure you’re okay with thi—?”
You don’t answer. Just lower your hips slowly until you’re hovering just above his mouth.
“Open up.”
He does, and when your pussy presses against his lips, you sigh like it’s relief. He’s clumsy at first—licking too shallow, too soft—but you guide him. “Use your tongue. Flatten it—yeah, just like that. A little harder. Good. Fuck, Armin.”
The moment his tongue finds your clit, you moan, your hips jolting forward. And the pressure of that cold little ball dragging against your most sensitive spot?
It’s over.
You’re grinding on his face now, fingers buried in his soft blond hair, riding him through sloppy, wet licks and messy kisses that leave your thighs shaking. He moans beneath you, hands gripping your hips like he’s into it, like the taste of you is something he wants to memorize. His piercing continuously flicks against your clit, making you whine and shudder, thighs clamping around his head. And soon enough, you’re coming all over his tongue, his name leaving your mouth prettily.
He’s hard again—probably never stopped being hard—and when you finally can’t take it anymore, you slide down his body and palm him through his jeans.
“Fuck,” you breathe, eyes wide as you feel the outline of him. “You’ve been hiding this from me?”
He covers his face with one arm, flushed and overwhelmed. “I didn’t know I’d get like that so fast.”
“You’re adorable.” You lean down and press a kiss just above his waistband. “Let me take care of you.”
He whimpers again.
And when you tug his jeans down, his cock bounces free—hard, flushed, leaking at the tip. You stroke him once, slow and firm, and his whole body jolts.
“Oh my god,” he chokes, hands fisting the sheets. “I—I don’t think I can—”
“You can.” You kiss the head of his cock, swirl your tongue around it just once, and watch him squirm.
Then you straddle him again.
“Wait—” he gasps. “Are you—are we really—”
You line him up with your entrance, slow and steady, and you moan when the tip slips in.
“Fuck yes, baby,” you whisper, eyes fluttering shut as you sink down inch by inch. “You’re inside me.”
He’s panting, chest rising and falling like he’s about to pass out. “You feel… holy shit…”
“Tight?” you tease, grinding down once you’re seated fully.
He nods, eyes wide, mouth open. “I’m not gonna last—”
“You’ll learn,” you murmur, starting to move. “I’m gonna teach you everything.”
And as you ride him—slow, deliberate, dragging every sweet sound out of him—you know for a fact that this won’t be the last lesson. You bounce up and down on him, watching with a gaze full of lust and amusement as he croons your name, head thrown back, drool escaping the side of his lip, thick glasses askew.
He looks like he’s unraveling. Like his brain stopped functioning five minutes ago. Like all he can focus on is the way your cunt squeezes him every time you drop down.
“F-Fuck, you feel so good,” he whimpers, voice cracking with raw need. “I c-can’t… I’m not gonna last…”
You lean forward, letting your chest brush against his, your lips brushing his mouth as you whisper, “That’s okay. Just give it to me.”
His hands are shaking where they grip your hips, but he tries to match your rhythm anyway, pulling you down harder every time your ass slaps against his thighs. He’s trying so hard to keep it together for you—sweet, trembling thing, so eager to please despite how close he is.
“I–I’m gonna– I’m gonna– I don’t have a condom on, I—”
“Don’t worry,” you murmur, kissing the edge of his jaw, tongue flicking over his pulse point. “Just pull out, baby. I’ve got you.”
And it’s like your voice alone is enough to break him.
His grip tightens—frantic, bruising—and you barely have time to lift off before he comes, gasping your name like a prayer. Thick ropes spill over his stomach, twitching cock pulsing as he groans and writhes beneath you, flushed and utterly wrecked. His glasses have slid halfway down his nose, and he’s too dazed to fix them.
You exhale through a low laugh, trailing your fingers through his release before bringing them to your mouth and sucking them clean, just to tease him. His breath stutters at the sight, and his eyes roll slightly as he pants beneath you.
You collapse next to him, both of you catching your breath in the quiet, sticky air. The room smells like sweat and sex and faint body spray, and outside the door you can still hear the low thrum of party music, muffled now like the two of you are in a different world entirely.
He’s quiet. Still. Hands awkwardly covering himself, glasses pushed to the side. You catch the way his lashes flutter, how red his cheeks are, how he refuses to meet your eyes.
You turn on your side, resting your head on one hand. “What’s wrong?”
He swallows hard. “That was my first time,” he says softly. “Like… all of it. Kissing, sex, everything.”
You pause, the weight of his admission settling into the space between you. He glances up at you finally, face filled with anxiety.
“I… I hope I didn’t disappoint you.”
Your heart aches a little.
You reach out and gently remove his glasses, setting them on the nightstand, then cradle his face in your hand.
“Armin,” you say, voice low and sincere, “that was the hottest thing I’ve ever experienced. You have no idea.”
He blinks, surprised.
“You were perfect,” you say, leaning in to press a soft kiss to his forehead. “And I like that it was me. I like being the first.”
His face turns even redder, if that’s possible. “I–I didn’t even know what I was doing.”
“That’s the fun part.” You smile, brushing a strand of his hair off his forehead. “Means I get to teach you everything.”
He hides his face against your shoulder, groaning. “You’re gonna kill me.”
You laugh softly, wrapping your arm around his waist. “You’re such a cutie.”
You lay there together in the silence for a while, his head nestled against your chest, his arms tentatively curling around you like he’s not sure he’s allowed to hold you yet. You run your fingers through his hair, gently tugging here and there, and you feel him relax more and more under your touch.
“You still nervous?” you murmur after a while.
“A little,” he admits, voice muffled. “I just… I’ve never done this. Any of it. I don’t want to mess things up with you.”
You kiss the top of his head. “You’re not. I like you.”
He lifts his head to look at you, shy but hopeful. “Really?”
“Mhm.” You brush your lips against his again. “I’ve liked you since I saw you trailing behind Eren with your stupid oversized hoodie and your Switch in your hands like you were allergic to human interaction.”
He laughs, sheepish. “I kind of am.”
You grin. “And I kind of love that.”
He watches you for a moment, eyes soft and a little awestruck. Then he leans forward, kisses you with all the gentleness and hesitance of someone who’s just now realizing he might be falling for someone, and you smile into it, warm and full and smug.
Because you know you’ve got him.
—
It’s official now. You’re Armin’s girlfriend.
It had happened somewhere between all the blushing kisses and stolen glances and slow, breathy I like you’s whispered in the privacy of his bedroom. There was no dramatic confession, no rose petals or fireworks. Just him looking at you one afternoon with that overwhelmed, adoring gaze, thumb brushing over your knuckles while he mumbled, “Do you, um… want to be mine? Like… officially?”
And you’d kissed him stupid in response.
So now, two weeks later, you’re at his place again, perched sideways on his lap in his gaming chair, legs draped over one armrest while his are stretched beneath the desk, twitching slightly every time something exciting happens on screen.
You’re wearing one of his hoodies—big, soft, and smelling like fabric softener and his shampoo—and nothing else underneath. Which he hasn’t noticed. Yet.
His focus is laser-sharp, blue eyes narrowed behind his glasses, tongue pressed to the corner of his mouth like he’s fighting for his life on whatever boss battle he’s got going. You shift a little, trying to get comfortable in his lap, but he doesn’t even flinch—just grunts something about “just give me a second, babe, I’m in the middle of something.”
And yeah, it’s a little infuriating. But also?
Ridiculously hot.
Like, his headset is way too big on him. He keeps muttering things under his breath about cooldowns and mechanics and DPS output. His fingers are flying across the keys, long and elegant and twitchy, like they were built to type essays at the speed of sound or code random passion projects no one ever asked for.
At one point, he actually shushes you. A little breathy “waitwaitwait– babe, hold on, this guy’s cheesing—oh my god I swear to god if this fucking healer dies I’m gonna—”
You blink. Then snort.
“You’re so nerdy,” you murmur, voice laced with amusement, “I can’t believe this is my boyfriend.”
He doesn’t look up. “You knew what I was when you signed up.”
“Oh, I did.” You lean in, dragging your fingers up the nape of his neck, just under the headset. “And I like it.”
He shudders a little. “You’re distracting me.”
“I know.”
Still, he plays. Fidgety, intense, mouthing instructions to himself like some kind of adorable, socially anxious commander. You watch the screen for a bit, half-understanding what’s happening—some massive raid, particles flying everywhere, his team yelling in the Discord chat you can hear leaking through his headphones. Armin doesn’t talk much, but when he does, it’s surprisingly confident. Precise.
“No, back left! You kite, I’ll stun—good—shit, I got hit, that’s fine, I’ve got mana—”
You shift again. This time a little more deliberately.
His hands pause on the keyboard. “...Are you doing that on purpose?”
You blink at him innocently. “Doing what?”
“You’re… squirming.”
You tilt your head, smiling. “I’m just trying to sit comfortably, Armin. Your thighs are kinda bony.”
“I—what? I—”
He falters. And you know he’s starting to get flustered. Because his hand slips on his mouse, and he curses softly under his breath as his character takes a hit onscreen.
“Can’t believe I’m being insulted and sabotaged right now,” he mumbles.
“I’m your girlfriend,” you remind him, turning so you’re fully straddling him now, knees on either side of his hips, “it’s in the job description.”
He swallows thickly. You can feel him beneath you now—half-hard already, tension building the longer you stay in his lap.
“Please let me finish this fight,” he whispers, jaw tight.
You kiss the edge of it.
“Okay.”
So you wait. Sort of.
You shift again. Start pressing little kisses to his throat. Let your fingers toy with the edge of his shirt, lifting it just slightly. Not enough to distract him fully. Just enough to make him sweat.
By the time he finally mutters a breathless, “Got him, holy shit,” and slumps back in the chair, he’s panting and flushed—and not just from the game.
You lean in, both hands planted on his chest now, smiling sweetly.
“All done?”
He nods.
“Good.” And then you roll your hips once against his, slow and deliberate.
He makes a soft, broken sound in his throat. “Y-You’re evil.”
“Mmhm,” you hum, dipping down to kiss him again, this time deeper, tongue teasing the edge of that stupid metal piercing he still refuses to tell you the story behind.
It’s so easy to ruin him.
His hands flutter uselessly for a second before they land on your hips, gripping like he’s still not sure he’s allowed to touch you. You grind down harder, and he whines into your mouth, glasses fogging up, hips twitching like he’s not in control of his own body anymore.
“Fuck,” he breathes, voice high and shaking. “I’m—I was just trying to game.”
“You’ll live,” you whisper, licking into his mouth again. “Besides… I like seeing you like this. So desperate for me.”
He groans.
And you know right then, without a doubt, this little nerd is already obsessed with you. Completely and utterly whipped.
author's note: HELL YEAH I LOVE NERDIFYING ANIME MEN!!!! fantastic give me 14 more of them bzzzzz
seriously when i saw this fanart the first thing i did was open up google docs and get my ass to WORK i feel like by now its really obvious i have a thing for nerds :3
hope u guys #enjoyed i have a really bad tongue piercing fixation, not sure if it was obvious... (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )
#armin arlert#nerd armin#armin aot#armin arlert x reader#armin smut#armin arlert x reader smut#aot smut#nerdmin#nerdmin x reader#nerdmin smut#armin x reader#aot fanfiction#snk armin#aot x reader#aot reader x reader smut
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AOT character & their personal fashion styles
characters : Eren Jaeger, Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirschtein, Connie Springer, Sasha Braus, Marco Bodt
warning: all of these are just purely based off of my personal insight and views of the characters and how i think they’d dress today
🪩🥡🪐🎸🎧
Eren Jaeger: 🎱🌪️🩻⛓️
based off of season 4 Eren
i picture Eren in todays world really rocking with a minimalist street style
he’s all for comfort and breathability in his clothing and his style reflects that
a closet full of loose fitting boxy t-shirts
LOVES the cold months so he can layer his hoodies and leather jackets
while also sporting the slutty tightly fitted black shirt grey sweat pant combo every now and then
maybe even just walking out his apartment with a wife pleaser and baggy jeans on as a fit alone
all paired with sneakers, small silver hoops, and a chain of some sort




Mikasa Ackerman: 🍒💿📷🃏
we all know for a fact that Mikasa can DRESS
she just has an eye for fashion and has a unique style of her own
one that isn’t over the top, in terms of being a spectacle, but just well put together and tailored to HER. a girl you 110% give a second glance
she is a girlie who LOVES wearing any skirt whether it be long, midi, mini or knee length she LOVES them
most of her pieces are pretty free flowing with lots of different silhouettes
absolutely loves a good leather boot, pair of mary janes, or platform loafers
she literally could wear a trash bag and make it look like it’s the next trend
and has a huge collection of baggus




Armin Arlert: 🎧📘🍵☁️
Armin will literally never be free of the soft light academia aesthetic
the cable knit sweaters, soft cardigans, and sweater vests will forever have a hold on him
but what college boy Armin loves more than anything is a good quarter zip or quarter button up
or a nice casual white and blue striped button up
almost all of his clothing is soft and warm materials
definitely withholds the cute boy in the library title




Jean Kirschtein: 🪐👁️🗨️⚡️🌉
will live and die on the hill that Jean is a Carthartt guy
his look is a casual-relaxed but clean one
he’s all for clothing that is durable and will last him forever
Jean’s style is honestly super basic but NOT boring
although Jean’s style isn’t one that is made to make it hard to look away from its one that really just compliments him well
loves a good hefty Dickies or Carthartt jacket, basic white t-shirt, or a loose button up over a tank top
while wearing a variety of rings, with small hoops and a chain
his clothes compliment his strongly built and lengthy body well, which is why although they are basic, it isn’t boring




Connie Springer: 🎧💽☄️🩻
Connie is a literal fashionista
he probably is tiktok famous for his fit check videos and adventures at the thrift stores
the street style aesthetic was MADE for Connie
knows how to put pieces that may not look ideal together into a cohesive fit
LOVES JORTS and swears he made them trendy again
and wearing jerseys of teams he has no clue of , but it’s for the fit so who cares




Sasha Braus: 🍰🪩🗽🧸
the DEFINITION of downtown girl or coming of age movie in a city aesthetic
Sasha lives for the nostalgia of 90s pieces and it shows in her clothing
comfort is also a huge factor that plays into Sasha’s outfits
color is another component that makes Sasha’s outfits HER outfits
LOVES a good brown leather jacket
Sasha honestly though has a hard time sticking to just ONE specific style and will wear whatever feels good for her




Marco Bodt: 🍙🪴♠️🍊
Marco is a soft boy at heart but he’s traded in the traditional sweaters vests for hardy collared jackets
he absolutely LOVES PLAID
and loves layering his button ups with his worn out thrifted jackets
has a more warm palette in terms of colors and leans more towards earthy tones
super casual in his shoes though sticking to good tried and true high top converse, sambas, or loafers if he's feeling fancy




#eren jaeger#mikasa ackerman#armin arlert#connie springer#jean kirstein#sasha braus#marco bodt#aot modern au#aot x reader#attack on titan headcanons#aot college au#Spotify
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A SINNER’S ARCHIVE. ┊ KINKTOBER 23’ ۪ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֗ ִ ۫
foolish mortals: it’s the most frightful time of the year. continue if you dare— though if you haven’t read my rules you will be banished and cursed for entirety, choose wisely. (MINOR’S DO NOT INTERACT!!)
a curse on you: this is my first kinktober EVER!! can’t even lie im so scared it’s gonna be like horrible.. but never the less, just a few notes— i will be doing characters jjk & snk, & all of the fics will be female!reader. i also just wanna note that all of this will be SHORT drabbles because this is all for funzies.
WEEK ONE
CAUGHT IN CONFESSION. ft. ARMIN ARLERT
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. caught masturbating, handjob, religionous components. PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when armin finds what really happens to sinners.
YOU EVER HAD SEX BEFORE? ft. REINER BRAUN
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. virgin reiner, oral m, friends with benefits PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when you find out a certain someone is still a virgin and so you decide to make your move
WEEK TWO
DIAL TONE. ft. CHOSO KAMO
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. cybersex/phonesex, masturbation, wet dream PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when you randomly get a call from your boyfriend who can’t seem to control his feelings..
CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU. ft. KENTO NANAMI
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. car sex, public-ish, unprotected (wrap it before u tap it) establish relationship PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when eren gets a little too excited while fucking you and he slips up…or out.
WEEK THREE
WHOOPSIE DAISY. ft. EREN JAEGER
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. accidental anal, established relationship. PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when eren gets a little too excited while fucking you and he slips up…or out.
ALL UP IN MY GUTS. ft. JEAN KIRSTEIN.
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚. exhibitionist, handjob, fingering, PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when your weekly night out with jean gets a little boring, so you decide too spice it up a little
WEEK FOUR
HOW THEY FUCK YOU. ft. MULTI
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚ twitter links headphones required! PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ a visual representation of how i think my favs fuck you.
HOW THEY SOUND. ft. MULTI
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚ headphones required! PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ an audio representation of how i think my favs sounds while fucking you.
THE FINALE
DO U LIKE SCARY MOVIES? ft. THE HONORED ONE.
TAGS ㅤ‧₊˚ exhibitionist, fingering, oral fem, established relationship. PROMPT . .⃗ . ༉‧₊˚ when the scary movie gets a little too scary for you, so your loving boyfriend tried to pry you attention away with something else…
#𝗜𝗩𝗬’𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗥 ‘23 𖧧. ָ࣪#attack on titan smut#aot smut#attack on titan x reader#aot x reader#attack on titan x you#aot x you#armin x reader smut#eren x reader smut#jean x reader smut#reiner x reader smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jjk x you#gojo x reader smut#nanami x reader smut#choso x reader smut
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Finally read the Pacific Rim novelization. It was, somehow, worse than people had led me to believe.
My main points:
The writing was...well. The shortest way to put this would be that either nobody ever taught Alex Irvine to show, not tell, or he just didn't care for the advice. It was a bit of a slog to get through.
Every time Tendo was named, it was his full name. Other characters were referred to by their first names for the most part after initial introductions, but Tendo remained "Tendo Choi" every time. Killed me.
Same as the above, but for the Jaegers.
Mechanical components were often frequently written out in full, as though the reader wouldn't have caught them the first six times.
The entire deal with Mako and Raleigh's relationship. I did not appreciate the way that was written at all, and I'm not even against them as a ship.
Characterizations. I don't know who these people are, but I absolutely don't know them. These aren't my guys.
(I did like the Kaidanovskys and the Wei Tang triplets actually getting lines though. Wish we'd seen more of them in the movie itself)
CONSISTENCY. I recognize, of course, that novelizations are written based on draft scripts. I was willing to forgive that. I can't forgive it for contradicting things it had already said, sometimes within lines of each other!
(Best example of the above: Raleigh states there were no Mark-5 Jaegers around during his initial service, then remarks that he'd dropped with Striker Eureka once, no more than five lines later. Pick a story, man.)
A personal pet peeve:
This one comes from the actual creators, I'm sure, but I'm a firm hater of the "dinosaurs were prototype kaiju" idea. Leave them alone!!!
There is also a part to this in which Newt contemplates how life on Earth seems to have stemmed from the Precursors sending the dinosaurs. Starts to feel like this is less 'colonization' and more 'we're living in our parents' place'.
All of this is, of course, just how I viewed things as I read through. Quite frankly I didn't consider the novelization in any way canon before I read it and actually going through the entire thing hasn't changed that.
In short, this has given me a dangerous fantasy about rewriting the damn thing myself.
#pacific rim#pacific rim 2013#pacific rim novelization#in case you couldn't already tell i have strong opinions about pacific rim#and this book was an absolute tragedy to behold as someone who loves the movie so dearly#yes I'm 12 years too late. and what about it#it's pacific rim year i'm going to talk about pacific rim
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WIP: list of P5 AUs
Crown the Pawn: Your ol classic Roleswap Shuake AU but Akechi remembers. goro has to use loki via bluetooth on joker to trigger call of chaos, make him go pyschotic so it maybe unlocks his memory back so they can do shit right. joker isnt very happy with the role he has to play.
Heart of Depth / The Mightiest of Seas (Pirates AU): Ren was a captain at some point and Goro was a pawn for shidos fleet. (its complicated)
Superconduct (Pacific RIM AU): Ren an ex-pilot works on makeshifts jeagers with futaba. Akechi practices solo piloting patrolling and ravaging illegal and unregistered units made outside the corps in the outer suburban areas. The smugglers call him the Black Mask.Akechi finds them scavanging metal components in a discarded unregistered Jaeger(Arsene) in the outer urban areas and he tears Arsene apart. Ren was a perfect Pilot, the best scores, but after something. he starts failing every test. Upon his brief imprisonment and his return his compatibility tests keep failing, he leaves one of the PTs on a comma
Noragami AU: Lowly God Akira, Akechi is Shidos Shinki. working with Nao
Side Hustle (Hades AU): Zag-Akechi, Demigod Prince of thieves Joker.with Nao
Passerine/? (HadesxPJO AU:) child of zeus (unclaimed) akechi praetor, amnesiac hermes child joker, goros very mad about this. with Nao
Arcane AU: Firelight leader (here called the phantoms), Joker, and Enforcer Akechi.
Hunger Games AU: pawn of the revolution joker. games victor goro works both as celebrity and agent for in the games. after winning Joker realizes he is being used by the revolution so he makes his own group to cause mayhem, and Goro double crosses everyone
Arcana Shuffle AU: NG+ only adults remember, joker isnt fated anymore but like remants of weird power and fate clung to him so instead of waking arsene he wakes the fucking reaper, goro's mother is alive, he has a real life and friends and so makoto is the trickster and haru is the other side of the coin. akechis role here starts when jokers unstable state threatens to break the timeline preventing the main events from happening. Goro awakens Robin and arsene.
HermitFaith AU: NG+ where Akechi and Ren remember, but they awaken memories as soon as the game starts, in the arcana swapped roles of Hermit for Akechi and Faith for Ren. They have to navigate the timeline supervising for the main events to ocur and reach the end of the timeline. Goro has a Palace that happens to look like the Engine room, lol
The Forge (Fantasy AU): Altoi crown prophecy, the cursed throne prince akechi decides he wont be doing and fated prophecy prince duty so he becomes a mage in the Norden lands. Joker is a blacksmith apprentice who is actually a pretty good mage himself, hes from Yongen the Fortress, mining town that legally belongs to Altair. Shido is waging war refusing to doom the kingdom because akechi doesnt want to die for the prophecy lol.(im using an old worldbuilding i really love but i never actually put to action). joker is some sort of ex mage from the velvet ring but his soul-bond died and to everyone in the ring you are supposed to have died with your soul-bond. so he isnt well seen in the Velvet Ring anymore. Lavenza Adopts him as blacksmith for custom catalysts. but like mages are pretencious , and full of shit and joker dislikes them
Steampunk/dieselpunk AU (Berserker cyborg Joker AU):
Lesbian SHUAKE aus:
Hockey Lesbians AU: they are angry lesbians playing hockey, originally by ned and swervey
The Night the world ended we- (Post-Apocaliptic AU): Mementos collapsed and they are left to beat yadly on a fistfight.
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The Different Components of a Drivesuit & The Drift
Pons Machine: The machine created and developed by Caitlin Lightcap, that allows two brains to join together into a single consciousness. Early designs of this machine looked something like skeletal clamps (or those scalp massagers, if that’s more your style), but the design was altered slightly to rest within a pilot’s helmet, allowing them to Drift with each and the Jaeger when it’s on.
Circuitry Suit: A suit that is skin tight, somewhat like a wetsuit that a surfer may use. It uses a synaptic processor mesh (synaptic is in reference to the word synapse, which is the juncture between neurons) to interface and connect with the central nervous system. The interior is designed to resemble a circuitry board woven into the black polymer material with which the suit is designed. The suit itself uses technology to read the electronic potential of muscular cells and evaluate the movement made by skeletal muscles and relay these movements and impulses to the Jaeger with a time lag close to zero, keeping the reaction speed of the machine almost equal to the speed with which the human skeletal muscles can generate impulses; however, this suit works both ways. In an effort to keep the pilots’ responses as quick and accurate as possible, pain is also transmitted by this connection, meaning the pilots can feel whatever hits a Jaeger takes.
Battle Armor: The armor that we, as the viewers, see pilots wearing when in a Jaeger. It is created of a polycarbonate substance and helps a pilot overcome the intensive physical strain placed on a human body when piloting a Jaeger. Additionally, it can protect the pilots from outside danger such as debris.
Spinal Clamps: A complex series of moving parts that is always active, as shown in the movie. When it comes into contact with a pilot’s battle armor, the spinal clamp will secure itself to the pilot’s vertebrae (or, more likely, the circuitry suit right above the vertebrae), linking the pilot’s circuitry suit to different parts of the Jaeger’s spine. The spinal clamp also connects and secures the back of the body armor.
Helmet: This is the final piece of the body armor, designed to protect the pilot’s head; however, it has many other purposes. At the point above the jaw (marked by circles on several of the designs in the movie), the helmets contain communicators that allow pilots to easily communicate verbally with each other and LOCCENT. Helmets can also provide emergency oxygen to pilots if they are trapped in a wrecked Conn-Pod or submerged in the ocean. Finally, and most importantly, the helmets of a pilot’s battle armor contain the Pons Machine necessary to Drift.
Data Relay Gel: A substance within the helmet that sends the electronic impulses of one pilot to another. While the pilot’s minds are one, they also need to have synchronized movements, so relay gel allows the detected movements from one pilot’s circuitry suits to be relayed to the other.
Mind Meld: To begin the Drifting process, the Pons Machine must be activated and the pilots must engage in the Mind Meld. This is when pilots share memories with each other, as well as emotions and instincts. During this process, pilots go silent and let the memories flow by while attempting to clear their minds of all thoughts.
R.A.B.I.T.: A Random Access Brain Impulse Trigger. “Chasing the R.A.B.I.T.” or latching onto the memory is highly discouraged, as it may cause a pilot to become trapped within a memory. While this isn’t necessarily dangerous, it has been known to translate into a Jaeger’s actions (Mako accidentally activating the Plasmacaster) and at a certain point, it becomes highly difficult to tear a pilot from the memory without forcefully disengaging the Drift.
Neural Handshake: The final step. The neural handshake allows the pilots to connect to the Jaeger and control its movements. In all situations, this process is overseen by a PPDC J-Chief LOCCENT Officer (Tendo Choi, in the movie) to ensure the connection remains stable. This step is only possible if the pilots are in an active Drift and are connected to the motion rig within the Conn-Pod.
Headspace: The space created by the melded minds of pilots in the Drift. This headspace allows pilots to communicate at extremely quick speeds.
Drivesuit Room: A room that pilots enter before boarding the Conn-Pod. Within this room, technicians help pilots into their Circuitry Suit, Body Armor, and Helmet. Because of time restrains, technicians and pilots must be prepared to deploy in seven minutes or less.
Conn-Pod: The central control system of every Jaeger. Pre-launch, Conn-Pods are detached from the Jaegers. While detached, pilots board the Conn-Pod and are secured to a motion rig, as well as a hydraulic platform. After the Drop, the Conn-Pod connects to the rest of Jaeger and opens various interfaces. Once this process is complete, pilots can view a layout of the environment around them, access a physical control panel to power the weapons, and engage in the neural handshake.
Motion Rig: The system that secures a pilot to their Jaeger. It is a mechanical cradle that connects to the spinal clamps and arms of both pilots and must be sealed in place by technicians.
Hydraulic Platform: The complex mechanical structure beneath the feet of the pilots which allows them to move the Jaeger. Additionally, this system locks the pilots’ boots into place.
#pacific rim#pacrim#pacific rim uprising#mako#mako mori#raleigh#raleigh becket#chuck#chuck hansen#herc#hercules hansen#herc hansen#stacker#stacker pentecost#gipsy danger#drift compatible#striker eureka#movie#movies#gdt#guillermo del toro#hermann#hermann gottlieb#newton#newton geiszler#jaegers
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In celebration of this year's Kaijune, I decided to re-watch Pacific Rim: Uprising to check if it really was as bad as everyone was claiming it was and I remember it being.
It...kinda was.
Heaps of wasted opportunities, character arcs that went nowhere, random pointless death of Mako Mori (boo!) and a whole new cast of teens who have little appeal and just rehash the story beats of the first film.
Which is a shame, because it did have a lot of cool ideas that could have been better-executed. Like the hybrid-drones, or Obsidian Fury, the kaiju-brain controlled Jaeger.
But by far the biggest wasted opportunity was the rather bland and underwhelming Mega Kaiju, which just looked like a bigger Kaiju with the component parts barely evident. So for Kaijune I whipped up a redesign of how I'd try to make it look more distinct and have the component parts accounted for.
Raijin, Hakuja and Shrikethorn remain mostly unchanged, just with more distinct palettes to highlight the patchwork nature of the fusion and with a reduced number of digits to make the fused limbs less cluttered.
The centerpiece of the Mega Kaiju head is Raijin's inner head, with Shrikethorn's inverted upper jaw now forming the lower jaw and Raijin and Shrikethorn's original lower jaws forming a "collar" around the neck. Hakuja's head is split entirely in half to form "horns" and the tusked lower jaw similarly bisected to form "mandibles". Raijin's four head-plates are all present, with the bottom two on the chest and the top two forming a crest atop the fused head. Ten eyes from Shrikethorn, six from Hakuja and sixteen from Raijin add up to a total of 32: way more than canon!Mega Kaiju's ten.
The redesigned Mega Kaiju also has eight limbs instead of six. The two main forearms are a fusion of Shrikethorn and Raijin's arms, while a smaller pair on the chest are Hakuja's intact frontmost limbs. The two pairs of hind legs are Hakuja's four back legs, with the middle pair fused to Raijin's legs and the back pair fused to Shrikethorn's legs. Hakuja's dorsal armor plates now stand up like spikes on the Mega Kaiju's back, and the tails are partly Raijin and partly Shrikethorn, with Hakuja armor plates forming spear-like tips.
And finally, as a stitched-together Frankensteined kaiju, the seams are still clearly visible, made from the ripper drones that tore apart the three components and sewed them up into one. The seams and stitches occasionally leak blue kaiju blood now and then: furthering the Mega Kaiju design as a mutilated, tortured monstrosity, clearly not designed to survive very long and merely live long enough to wreck its immediate foes, reach Mount Fuji, and jump inside to its death to fulfill the Precursors' master plan to trigger a massive eruption and cause a mass extinction event.
#pacific rim#pacific rim uprising#speculative biology#fantasy biology#kaijune#kaijune 2023#kaiju#mega kaiju#raijin#hakuja#shrikethorn
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You need to understand that as the daughter of a military pilot I thrive in exploring the overlapping nature of the PPDC and the military, but more than that the military aviation.
The fact other components watch the air force and go "fuck them, they are almost civilians"??
They want to treat everyone as if they have ranks, which can make them the biggest assholes if they are your boss. Not always, but most of them.
The law is that "if I give an order I don't know and don't care how unreasonable it is or how you are supposed to make it work, you better get it done". The alternative is getting publicly humiliated with no chance of defending yourself.
And if you do defend yourself, you have made an enemy for life. They'll try to ruin your career even 10 or 20 years later.
So many of them are fucking gay and repressed. Don't even get me started on the misogyny. And why is that no matter what, you can always count on them fucking. Married? Not married? Already expecting a baby? What about the gender of the person they are fucking? It doesn't care, aviators fuel is sex. Take that away from them and there will be no planes or helicopters flying.
The chill or sane are constantly having a bad time lmao. So many of the high rank officers are just dudes with no morals able to lick their superiors' boots. Then they just want to abuse their power. Again, I'm not saying all of them because some are pretty fucking heroic, but those cases will make you cry. They rarely get the recognition they deserve and a good number of them meet tragic endings or end their careers being disrespected.
That's why I'm glad so many Jaeger pilots were not militars, because if we had to rely only only on militars to save us from kaijus, we would be dead.
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A kinda out-there concept for the Shamhat AU, along the lines of the “Vivienne using a costume to make herself bigger during sex with her Titan partners” idea: Once Walter Simmons has been dealt with (possibly assassinated by San, possibly in some other way) and Mechagodzilla has been scrapped, Maia comes up with the bright idea of repurposing that technology to create a more human-shaped Mecha (think a combination of the Jaegers in Pacific Rim and the titular robot from the old, cancelled “Bride of Godzilla” movie), using one of Apex’s automated factories. Ostensibly, this new mech would be meant to help protect the human race from any hostile Titans that might show up. What the public doesn’t know is that, once it’s complete, this new mech’s neural interface piloting system and the secret components that Maia designs for it mean that it can also be used for… ahem… other purposes when it comes to the Titans, rather than just fighting hostile ones.
(TLDR: Maia eventually comes up with an idea for how she can have sex with San while he’s in his full-sized Titan form, by building a Bride-of-Godzilla-style human-shaped Mecha that she can pilot while feeling everything that it’s experiencing.)
There's trying new things in the bedroom, and then there's Maia Simmons... and for some reason I just pictured the Bride of San Mecha being like the cockpits in G Gundam, latex and all.
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Black Brew: Simulating Astrophysical Perturbations with Coffee
Renato Ferreira da Silva
Abstract
This article proposes a heuristic and experimental analogy between gravitational perturbations in relativistic space-time and the thermal-mechanical interaction between hot water and coffee grounds in a filter. Drawing from principles of thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, and granular media physics, we argue that coffee brewing can serve as a metaphor-rich framework for visualizing and modeling complex energy transformations, entropy flows, and matter-field interactions near astrophysical singularities. We further propose a tabletop experiment, "Black Brew," for educational and conceptual simulation of such dynamics.
1. Introduction: From Black Holes to Black Coffee
The metaphor of the black hole as a cosmic coffee filter has intuitive power. Just as hot water permeates coffee grounds, extracting aroma and flavor through a porous medium, so too do energy and information interact with the structure of curved space-time near a black hole. This article explores this metaphor not as a gimmick, but as a legitimate analogy to explore complex dynamics in a pedagogical and physically grounded way.
2. Physical Components of the Analogy
Coffee Brewing ElementAstrophysical EquivalentHot WaterHigh-energy radiation / Thermal energy fluxCoffee GroundsGranular accretion matter / Degenerate coreFilterHorizon of events / Causal membraneCoffee (final brew)Radiated energy / Transformed space-statePressure + HeatGravitational compression + entropy gradient
3. Black Brew: A Tabletop Simulation Proposal
3.1 Objective
Simulate entropy-driven energy transfer and structural perturbation of a granular medium under thermal flux, as a proxy for studying black hole thermodynamics and accretion behavior.
3.2 Materials
Transparent pour-over coffee maker
Digital thermocouple (to monitor water temperature)
Scale for measuring mass loss
High-speed camera or smartphone for flow analysis
Variable grind size (as proxy for different densities of accreted matter)
3.3 Method
Heat water to target temperatures (85–96°C).
Measure fixed mass of coffee grounds.
Initiate pour and record fluid penetration dynamics, color extraction, sediment movement.
Vary parameters: grind density, water pressure, temperature.
Analyze flow front evolution, structural collapse of grounds, and time-temperature-extraction profile.
4. Theoretical Framing
4.1 Thermodynamics
The second law is modeled in the unidirectional flow of energy (hot water) through a structured medium, leading to entropic maximization (coffee).
4.2 Granular Physics
The grounds behave as a deformable medium under downward pressure, analogous to dense matter in collapsing stellar cores.
4.3 General Relativity (Qualitative)
The filter imposes a causal limit; once matter passes through (like water through grounds), it cannot return. This models the event horizon's one-way membrane.
5. Discussion and Pedagogical Value
This model serves as an intuitive tool to:
Introduce entropy and energy flow in curved space-times
Simulate information dissipation and transformation
Visualize horizon dynamics using everyday materials
By brewing coffee, we model the irreversibility of gravitational collapse, the complexity of multi-phase flows, and the mystery of what emerges from the other side of an event horizon.
6. Conclusion
"Black Brew" offers more than a poetic analogy: it is a scalable, experimental metaphor for astrophysical education. It makes the invisible visible, the abstract tangible, and the distant deliciously familiar.
References
Bekenstein, J. (1973). Black Holes and Entropy.
Hawking, S. (1975). Particle Creation by Black Holes.
Jaeger, H.M. et al. (1996). Granular solids, liquids, and gases.
Prigogine, I. (1997). The End of Certainty.
Barad, K. (2007). Meeting the Universe Halfway.
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Kubernetes Cluster Management at Scale: Challenges and Solutions
As Kubernetes has become the cornerstone of modern cloud-native infrastructure, managing it at scale is a growing challenge for enterprises. While Kubernetes excels in orchestrating containers efficiently, managing multiple clusters across teams, environments, and regions presents a new level of operational complexity.
In this blog, we’ll explore the key challenges of Kubernetes cluster management at scale and offer actionable solutions, tools, and best practices to help engineering teams build scalable, secure, and maintainable Kubernetes environments.
Why Scaling Kubernetes Is Challenging
Kubernetes is designed for scalability—but only when implemented with foresight. As organizations expand from a single cluster to dozens or even hundreds, they encounter several operational hurdles.
Key Challenges:
1. Operational Overhead
Maintaining multiple clusters means managing upgrades, backups, security patches, and resource optimization—multiplied by every environment (dev, staging, prod). Without centralized tooling, this overhead can spiral quickly.
2. Configuration Drift
Cluster configurations often diverge over time, causing inconsistent behavior, deployment errors, or compliance risks. Manual updates make it difficult to maintain consistency.
3. Observability and Monitoring
Standard logging and monitoring solutions often fail to scale with the ephemeral and dynamic nature of containers. Observability becomes noisy and fragmented without standardization.
4. Resource Isolation and Multi-Tenancy
Balancing shared infrastructure with security and performance for different teams or business units is tricky. Kubernetes namespaces alone may not provide sufficient isolation.
5. Security and Policy Enforcement
Enforcing consistent RBAC policies, network segmentation, and compliance rules across multiple clusters can lead to blind spots and misconfigurations.
Best Practices and Scalable Solutions
To manage Kubernetes at scale effectively, enterprises need a layered, automation-driven strategy. Here are the key components:
1. GitOps for Declarative Infrastructure Management
GitOps leverages Git as the source of truth for infrastructure and application deployment. With tools like ArgoCD or Flux, you can:
Apply consistent configurations across clusters.
Automatically detect and rollback configuration drifts.
Audit all changes through Git commit history.
Benefits:
· Immutable infrastructure
· Easier rollbacks
· Team collaboration and visibility
2. Centralized Cluster Management Platforms
Use centralized control planes to manage the lifecycle of multiple clusters. Popular tools include:
Rancher – Simplified Kubernetes management with RBAC and policy controls.
Red Hat OpenShift – Enterprise-grade PaaS built on Kubernetes.
VMware Tanzu Mission Control – Unified policy and lifecycle management.
Google Anthos / Azure Arc / Amazon EKS Anywhere – Cloud-native solutions with hybrid/multi-cloud support.
Benefits:
· Unified view of all clusters
· Role-based access control (RBAC)
· Policy enforcement at scale
3. Standardization with Helm, Kustomize, and CRDs
Avoid bespoke configurations per cluster. Use templating and overlays:
Helm: Define and deploy repeatable Kubernetes manifests.
Kustomize: Customize raw YAMLs without forking.
Custom Resource Definitions (CRDs): Extend Kubernetes API to include enterprise-specific configurations.
Pro Tip: Store and manage these configurations in Git repositories following GitOps practices.
4. Scalable Observability Stack
Deploy a centralized observability solution to maintain visibility across environments.
Prometheus + Thanos: For multi-cluster metrics aggregation.
Grafana: For dashboards and alerting.
Loki or ELK Stack: For log aggregation.
Jaeger or OpenTelemetry: For tracing and performance monitoring.
Benefits:
· Cluster health transparency
· Proactive issue detection
· Developer fliendly insights
5. Policy-as-Code and Security Automation
Enforce security and compliance policies consistently:
OPA + Gatekeeper: Define and enforce security policies (e.g., restrict container images, enforce labels).
Kyverno: Kubernetes-native policy engine for validation and mutation.
Falco: Real-time runtime security monitoring.
Kube-bench: Run CIS Kubernetes benchmark checks automatically.
Security Tip: Regularly scan cluster and workloads using tools like Trivy, Kube-hunter, or Aqua Security.
6. Autoscaling and Cost Optimization
To avoid resource wastage or service degradation:
Horizontal Pod Autoscaler (HPA) – Auto-scales pods based on metrics.
Vertical Pod Autoscaler (VPA) – Adjusts container resources.
Cluster Autoscaler – Scales nodes up/down based on workload.
Karpenter (AWS) – Next-gen open-source autoscaler with rapid provisioning.
Conclusion
As Kubernetes adoption matures, organizations must rethink their management strategy to accommodate growth, reliability, and governance. The transition from a handful of clusters to enterprise-wide Kubernetes infrastructure requires automation, observability, and strong policy enforcement.
By adopting GitOps, centralized control planes, standardized templates, and automated policy tools, enterprises can achieve Kubernetes cluster management at scale—without compromising on security, reliability, or developer velocity.
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In the sophisticated world of haute horlogerie, the relationship between a discerning gentleman and his luxury watch dealer has evolved into something far more nuanced than a simple transaction. Like a master tailor who understands the cut of your character or a sommelier who reads your palate before you speak, today’s elite luxury watch dealer serves as both curator and confidant in the intimate dance of acquiring timepieces that transcend mere functionality.The Swiss Symphony: Understanding Luxury Watch CraftsmanshipThe heart of any luxury watch beats with centuries of Swiss precision engineering. Within the case of a Patek Philippe Calatrava or an A. Lange & Söhne Saxonia lies a mechanical universe where hundreds of microscopic components work in perfect harmony. The perpetual calendar complication alone requires over 300 individual parts, each machined to tolerances measured in microns.Consider the mesmerizing dance of a tourbillon—that hypnotic rotating escapement visible through an open dial. Originally invented by Abraham-Louis Breguet in 1795 to counteract gravitational effects on pocket watch accuracy, today’s tourbillon serves as both functional marvel and aesthetic spectacle. Brands like Vacheron Constantin and Jaeger-LeCoultre have elevated this complication into pure art, with hand-engraved bridges and jeweled movements that capture light like precious gemstones.Horological Heavyweights: The Titans of TimekeepingThe luxury watch landscape is dominated by manufactures whose names carry the weight of centuries. Rolex remains the undisputed king of recognition, with their Submariner and Daytona models achieving iconic status that transcends horology. The waiting lists for a steel Daytona or GMT-Master II can stretch years, transforming acquisition into an exercise in patience and relationship-building.Meanwhile, the Holy Trinity—Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, and Audemars Piguet—represents the apex of horological artistry. Patek Philippe’s Nautilus, with its distinctive porthole design by Gérald Genta, has become the ultimate status symbol, commanding prices that often exceed six figures at retail. The Royal Oak from Audemars Piguet similarly revolutionized luxury sports watches with its octagonal bezel and integrated bracelet, proving that stainless steel could command precious metal prices when executed with uncompromising excellence.The New Guard of Timekeeping ConnoisseursWorking with a knowledgeable luxury watch dealer becomes essential when navigating this complex landscape. These experts understand that contemporary collectors seek more than brand recognition—they hunger for stories, provenance, and mechanical innovation. Independent manufacturers like F.P. Journe, Greubel Forsey, and MB&F push horological boundaries with avant-garde designs and complications that challenge traditional watchmaking conventions.The relationship between collector and dealer mirrors that between a model and their most trusted photographer. There’s an unspoken understanding, a visual language that develops over time. Your luxury watch dealer begins to recognize whether you’re drawn to the clean minimalism of a Lange 1 or the baroque complexity of a Franck Muller Crazy Hours.Investment-Grade Timepieces: When Passion Meets PortfolioThe modern luxury watch market has transformed into a sophisticated investment arena where certain timepieces appreciate faster than traditional assets. Vintage Rolex Daytonas, particularly those with exotic dials once considered undesirable, now command astronomical prices at auction. Paul Newman’s own Daytona sold for $17.8 million, forever changing perceptions about watch collecting.Smart collectors understand that limited production runs and discontinued models often drive appreciation. Richard Mille’s radical approach to materials—using carbon TPT, forged carbon, and even sapphire crystal cases—has created an entirely new category of luxury sports watches that sell for hundreds of thousands while maintaining multi-year waiting lists.The Theater of ComplicationsBeyond basic timekeeping, luxury watches showcase humanity’s obsession with measuring celestial movements and earthly activities. A minute repeater chimes the hours, quarter-hours, and minutes on demand—a complication so complex that master watchmakers spend months assembling each one. Brands like Patek Philippe and Vacheron Constantin guard these skills jealously, with their minute repeaters commanding prices exceeding half a million dollars.Annual and perpetual calendars transform the wrist into a portable astronomical computer, tracking months, leap years, and moon phases with mechanical precision. The A. Lange & Söhne Datograph Perpetual combines a flyback chronograph with perpetual calendar, creating a symphony of complications that represents the pinnacle of German watchmaking excellence.Materials and Innovation: Beyond Gold and SteelContemporary luxury watchmaking pushes material boundaries with space-age alloys and ceramic composites. Hublot pioneered the use of carbon fiber and ceramic in luxury sports watches, while Richard Mille incorporates materials from Formula 1 racing and aerospace applications. Titanium cases offer strength-to-weight ratios that make complex watches surprisingly comfortable for daily wear.Even traditional materials receive modern treatment. Rolex’s Everose gold—their proprietary rose gold alloy—maintains its warm hue permanently, while their Oystersteel uses 904L stainless steel typically reserved for aerospace and chemical industries.Building Legacy, One Timepiece at a TimeThe relationship with your luxury watch dealer ultimately becomes part of your horological journey. Each acquisition represents careful consideration of movement provenance, case materials, dial execution, and long-term collectibility. Whether you’re drawn to the stark elegance of a Cartier Tank, the tool-watch functionality of an Omega Speedmaster Professional, or the avant-garde styling of an Urwerk satellite display, your dealer helps navigate these choices with expertise and intuition.These relationships develop over years, built on trust, market knowledge, and shared appreciation for mechanical artistry. Your dealer learns whether you prefer in-house movements over modified ETA calibers, whether you appreciate decorative finishing on hidden components, and how complications like GMT functions or regatta timers might enhance your lifestyle.The bottom line: Luxury watches represent the intersection of art, engineering, and personal expression. In an increasingly digital world, these mechanical marvels connect us to centuries of craftsmanship while serving as intimate daily companions. 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In the sophisticated world of haute horlogerie, the relationship between a discerning gentleman and his luxury watch dealer has evolved into something far more nuanced than a simple transaction. Like a master tailor who understands the cut of your character or a sommelier who reads your palate before you speak, today’s elite luxury watch dealer serves as both curator and confidant in the intimate dance of acquiring timepieces that transcend mere functionality.The Swiss Symphony: Understanding Luxury Watch CraftsmanshipThe heart of any luxury watch beats with centuries of Swiss precision engineering. Within the case of a Patek Philippe Calatrava or an A. Lange & Söhne Saxonia lies a mechanical universe where hundreds of microscopic components work in perfect harmony. The perpetual calendar complication alone requires over 300 individual parts, each machined to tolerances measured in microns.Consider the mesmerizing dance of a tourbillon—that hypnotic rotating escapement visible through an open dial. Originally invented by Abraham-Louis Breguet in 1795 to counteract gravitational effects on pocket watch accuracy, today’s tourbillon serves as both functional marvel and aesthetic spectacle. Brands like Vacheron Constantin and Jaeger-LeCoultre have elevated this complication into pure art, with hand-engraved bridges and jeweled movements that capture light like precious gemstones.Horological Heavyweights: The Titans of TimekeepingThe luxury watch landscape is dominated by manufactures whose names carry the weight of centuries. Rolex remains the undisputed king of recognition, with their Submariner and Daytona models achieving iconic status that transcends horology. The waiting lists for a steel Daytona or GMT-Master II can stretch years, transforming acquisition into an exercise in patience and relationship-building.Meanwhile, the Holy Trinity—Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, and Audemars Piguet—represents the apex of horological artistry. Patek Philippe’s Nautilus, with its distinctive porthole design by Gérald Genta, has become the ultimate status symbol, commanding prices that often exceed six figures at retail. The Royal Oak from Audemars Piguet similarly revolutionized luxury sports watches with its octagonal bezel and integrated bracelet, proving that stainless steel could command precious metal prices when executed with uncompromising excellence.The New Guard of Timekeeping ConnoisseursWorking with a knowledgeable luxury watch dealer becomes essential when navigating this complex landscape. These experts understand that contemporary collectors seek more than brand recognition—they hunger for stories, provenance, and mechanical innovation. Independent manufacturers like F.P. Journe, Greubel Forsey, and MB&F push horological boundaries with avant-garde designs and complications that challenge traditional watchmaking conventions.The relationship between collector and dealer mirrors that between a model and their most trusted photographer. There’s an unspoken understanding, a visual language that develops over time. Your luxury watch dealer begins to recognize whether you’re drawn to the clean minimalism of a Lange 1 or the baroque complexity of a Franck Muller Crazy Hours.Investment-Grade Timepieces: When Passion Meets PortfolioThe modern luxury watch market has transformed into a sophisticated investment arena where certain timepieces appreciate faster than traditional assets. Vintage Rolex Daytonas, particularly those with exotic dials once considered undesirable, now command astronomical prices at auction. Paul Newman’s own Daytona sold for $17.8 million, forever changing perceptions about watch collecting.Smart collectors understand that limited production runs and discontinued models often drive appreciation. Richard Mille’s radical approach to materials—using carbon TPT, forged carbon, and even sapphire crystal cases—has created an entirely new category of luxury sports watches that sell for hundreds of thousands while maintaining multi-year waiting lists.The Theater of ComplicationsBeyond basic timekeeping, luxury watches showcase humanity’s obsession with measuring celestial movements and earthly activities. A minute repeater chimes the hours, quarter-hours, and minutes on demand—a complication so complex that master watchmakers spend months assembling each one. Brands like Patek Philippe and Vacheron Constantin guard these skills jealously, with their minute repeaters commanding prices exceeding half a million dollars.Annual and perpetual calendars transform the wrist into a portable astronomical computer, tracking months, leap years, and moon phases with mechanical precision. The A. Lange & Söhne Datograph Perpetual combines a flyback chronograph with perpetual calendar, creating a symphony of complications that represents the pinnacle of German watchmaking excellence.Materials and Innovation: Beyond Gold and SteelContemporary luxury watchmaking pushes material boundaries with space-age alloys and ceramic composites. Hublot pioneered the use of carbon fiber and ceramic in luxury sports watches, while Richard Mille incorporates materials from Formula 1 racing and aerospace applications. Titanium cases offer strength-to-weight ratios that make complex watches surprisingly comfortable for daily wear.Even traditional materials receive modern treatment. Rolex’s Everose gold—their proprietary rose gold alloy—maintains its warm hue permanently, while their Oystersteel uses 904L stainless steel typically reserved for aerospace and chemical industries.Building Legacy, One Timepiece at a TimeThe relationship with your luxury watch dealer ultimately becomes part of your horological journey. Each acquisition represents careful consideration of movement provenance, case materials, dial execution, and long-term collectibility. Whether you’re drawn to the stark elegance of a Cartier Tank, the tool-watch functionality of an Omega Speedmaster Professional, or the avant-garde styling of an Urwerk satellite display, your dealer helps navigate these choices with expertise and intuition.These relationships develop over years, built on trust, market knowledge, and shared appreciation for mechanical artistry. Your dealer learns whether you prefer in-house movements over modified ETA calibers, whether you appreciate decorative finishing on hidden components, and how complications like GMT functions or regatta timers might enhance your lifestyle.The bottom line: Luxury watches represent the intersection of art, engineering, and personal expression. In an increasingly digital world, these mechanical marvels connect us to centuries of craftsmanship while serving as intimate daily companions. 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How to Handle Failure Gracefully in Cloud Native Applications

Building modern software requires more than just writing clean code or deploying fast features. It also demands resilience—the ability to continue functioning under stress, errors, or system breakdowns. That’s why cloud native application development has become the gold standard for creating fault-tolerant, scalable systems. Cloud-native approaches empower teams to build distributed applications that can recover quickly and handle unexpected failures gracefully.
Failure is inevitable in large-scale cloud systems. Services crash, networks drop, and dependencies fail. But how your application responds to failure determines whether users experience a hiccup or a total breakdown.
Understand the Nature of Failures in Cloud Native Systems
Before you can handle failures gracefully, it’s essential to understand what kinds of failures occur in cloud-native environments:
Service crashes or downtime
Latency and timeouts in microservices communication
Database unavailability
Network outages
Resource exhaustion (memory, CPU, etc.)
Third-party API failures
Because cloud-native systems are distributed, they naturally introduce new failure points. Your goal is not to eliminate failure completely—but to detect it quickly and minimize its impact.
Design for Failure from the Start
One of the core principles of cloud native design is to assume failure. When teams bake resilience into the architecture from day one, they make systems more robust and maintainable.
Here are a few proactive design strategies:
Decouple services: Break down monolithic applications into loosely coupled microservices so that the failure of one service doesn’t crash the entire application.
Use retries with backoff: When a service is temporarily unavailable, automatic retries with exponential backoff can give it time to recover.
Implement circuit breakers: Circuit breakers prevent cascading failures by temporarily stopping requests to a failing service and allowing it time to recover.
Graceful degradation: Prioritize core features and allow non-critical components (e.g., recommendations, animations) to fail silently or provide fallback behavior.
Monitor Continuously and Detect Early
You can't fix what you can’t see. That’s why observability is crucial in cloud native environments.
Logging: Capture structured logs across services to trace issues and gather context.
Metrics: Monitor CPU usage, memory, request latency, and error rates using tools like Prometheus and Grafana.
Tracing: Use distributed tracing tools like Jaeger or OpenTelemetry to monitor the flow of requests between services.
Alerts: Configure alerts to notify teams immediately when anomalies or failures occur.
Proactive monitoring allows teams to fix problems before users are impacted—or at least respond swiftly when they are.
Automate Recovery and Scaling
Automation is a critical pillar of cloud native systems. Use tools that can self-heal and scale your applications:
Kubernetes: Automatically reschedules failed pods, manages load balancing, and ensures desired state configuration.
Auto-scaling: Adjust resources dynamically based on demand to avoid outages caused by spikes in traffic.
Self-healing workflows: Design pipelines or jobs that restart failed components automatically without manual intervention.
By automating recovery, you reduce downtime and improve the user experience even when systems misbehave.
Test for Failure Before It Happens
You can only prepare for failure if you test how your systems behave under pressure. Techniques like chaos engineering help ensure your applications can withstand real-world problems.
Chaos Monkey: Randomly terminates services in production to test the system’s fault tolerance.
Failure injection: Simulate API failures, network delays, or server crashes during testing.
Load testing: Validate performance under stress to ensure your systems scale and fail predictably.
Regular testing ensures your teams understand how the system reacts and how to contain or recover from those situations.
Communicate During Failure
How you handle external communication during a failure is just as important as your internal mitigation strategy.
Status pages: Keep users informed with real-time updates about known issues.
Incident response protocols: Ensure teams have predefined roles and steps to follow during downtime.
Postmortems: After recovery, conduct transparent postmortems that focus on learning, not blaming.
Clear, timely communication builds trust and minimizes user frustration during outages.
Embrace Continuous Improvement
Failure is never final—it’s an opportunity to learn and improve. After every incident, analyze what went wrong, what worked well, and what could be done better.
Update monitoring and alerting rules
Improve documentation and runbooks
Refine retry or fallback logic
Train teams through simulations and incident drills
By continuously refining your practices, you build a culture that values resilience as much as innovation.
Conclusion
In cloud native application development, failure isn’t the enemy—it’s a reality that well-designed systems are built to handle. By planning for failure, monitoring intelligently, automating recovery, and learning from each incident, your applications can offer high availability and user trust—even when things go wrong.
Remember, graceful failure handling is not just a technical challenge—it’s a mindset that prioritizes resilience, transparency, and continuous improvement. That’s what separates good systems from great ones in today’s cloud-native world.
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