#jamie the psychic

[cluedoenthusiast]

ive invented a new game its called “Shadow Monkey Mystery: Who’s Taking Over?” (still working on the name)

you have to guess whose brain is inside the persons body in the picture i hope that makes sense

miles as jamie

miles as alexa

alex and alexa swapping

alex as miles

jamie as miles

matt as al

miles as al

jamie as al (and possible miles as alexa)

miles as matt

no idea who these are

nicks very hard to recognise whereas you can spot miles a mile away

feel free to play along

[streamxsoniksubway]

Jamie Stewart with Genesis P-Orridge :)<3

[tawneybel]

Note: Disgusting monster porn. And one-sided romantic rivalry.

Imagine Eddie witnessing you have psychic sex with Vecna.

Your glazed eyes weren’t the result of anything he gave you. The only non-organic thing Eddie wanted in you was a condom. If you were high, he’d have to wait till you came down. 

Even with your head in the red clouds, you were on cloud nine. 

Henry stood before you. The “real” Henry. The pre-Upside Down one. Both forms were pleasing, though. Which you admitted. He knew that, even without probing your mind. It was the first time you looked flustered. Before, you were intrigued by his appearance; now you were going to be obsessed. That too was obvious. Both of you, alone. Or so he thought. For all his psychic power, Vecna’s love was stronger. Well, mostly er0s at that moment. It was strong enough to keep him fixated on you. 

Biting your lip, you promptly unzipped your sly. Before your thumbs could hook into themselves your panties, tentacles shot out. No longer half-lidded, your gaze latched onto Henry, who’d allowed his facade to slip a little as a tentacle smacked your backside. More of a love pat, really. 

Message received, you shot back, about to step out your panties. Instead, two tendrils swathed your calves, lifting you off the ground. The undergarments have to go, ordered Vecna. Impatient for the first time. He slipped them clean off, making sure they didn’t snag on your shoes. 

Leave those on.  

You were only upended for a few moments as his “limbs” encased and caressed your limbs. Elevated (and compliant), it was like being a marionette. What was that song Eddie liked? “Master of Puppets.” 

“Obey your master,” rasped Vecna. A wet appendage pushed past your unwary lips. 

The gaped mouth was due to shock. Yeah, that’s it, Eddie thought. Thigh massaging against thigh was hard to ignore. There’s no way she’s into this. That scene from Ghostbusters where the ghost lady blew Dan Aykroyd’s character sprang to mind. Something was pressing your tongue down. 

This was a wet dream.

 He smiled. Of course he’d have one about cute ______ ______ sooner or later. Tongue squirming against an invisible cock. Eddie just wished he was the one getting deep-throated.

As soon you thought about your friend, the Upside Down’s lord knew it wouldn’t be enough to just slither into your holes. Claiming them permanently for himself and himself only. He needed to worm inside your brain. The telepathy had up to now been mostly nonintrusive. Now he would need to keep you occupied. Just him and your mutual interests. So far he hadn’t let you put two and two together. You didn’t know Henry created the Mind Flayer.  

And you and him could have had so much fun with Flaying. Sometimes he fantasized about letting humanoid or posthuman minions couple with you. A Flayed horde encircling you. Nervous, dutifully parting your legs and lips for his pleasure anyway. Two of his infested melding together… Maybe like that newspaper editor and his underling had. 

Your face engulfed by an amorous Demogorgon’s petals. The razor-teeth leaving you unmarred, because your countenance was graced by a thick coat of eldritch emission-

Facial.

Henry shrugged. That was one way of putting it. His love was enjoying the wet daydreams he was pumping into her head. While simultaneously pumping his member-

A member, you corrected. the metalhead far from your joint minds.  

[maladaptive-jcb]

I wrote this on August 2023 and I literally just saw this tweet on Jamie's profile. This probably has NOTHING to do with my fanfic but I'm literally going crazy at this insane coincidence.

[goldfish-or-smthing]

theory incoming! i think rebecca's going to tell bex about rupert cheating, bex is going to leave him, and rebecca will then support her through the divorce, and in doing so become closer with diane. they'll become an unconvential lil family 🥺🥺

diane is the only child on the show it would make sense for rebecca to become the mother of i think, and this season has a particular focus on unconventional families (when i say unconventional i mean not a nuclear family btw)- there's ted saying "I love our family, no matter what it looks like" and there's also higgins' joke about the boy and his father which illicits a few responses of different unconventional families (gay, sperm donor). as well as this in the latest episode we see bex beginning to stand up to rupert- in fact specifically mirroring rebecca's jab in 2x10 of "it's naptime" "for you or the baby" with her own joke of "it's way past your bedtime". also by rebecca telling bex about rupert cheating it would be a nice parallel to the discovery that rebecca's relationship with rupert started with them cheating on rupert's then-wife. AND it could be that rupert gets way more fucked over by the press this time because he now has a child and because he has a younger wife- unfortunately the press would find rupert cheating on bex far more scandalous than him cheating on rebecca.

[lunar-years]

I don’t care if people think “shite in nining armor” is just about that other guy, it’s still about Jamie TO ME!

[juniperhillpatient]

I was getting salty at this movie’s logic but I’ve decided I can excuse poor logic for the duration of the movie in exchange for a fun time & obvious Narrative & Cinematic reasons for the poor logic because I’m not a fun killer

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Jamie Lee Curtis and Will Poulter I’m so sorry that a bitc*h named EMMYS would do this I��m so sorry will sweetie that not only were u robbed of ur Emmy win last year but now robbed of nom too and MOTHER JAMIE I’m SOOOO sorry MOTHER the robbery of the century!! why would they do this mother and my man this is so criminal of them! been told it’s for s1 only 😮‍💨

[solarisrenbeth]

OCS AS POISONOUS PLANTS

rules: create one (or more) of your ocs using this meiker and then take this uquiz and share their results

ty for the tag @grapecaseschoices @narrativefoiltrope + @sysba!! 💖💖 i’ll toss a tag to @veeples @lilas @lyriumsings @mrs-theirin @queerdetectiveblue + @masonscig if you wanna play! 🤗

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⬅️ JORDY ANDERSON || she/her • twc, body count, infamous

Oleander: This is the poison of stagnation. You grow drowsy. Your heart rate slows, and when you do move you can't seem to stop shaking. It may seem to others that you're lazy, or reticent. Like you avoid hard work on purpose, like you always take the easy way out. But you know deep down that it wouldn't be like this if you weren't so tired, so deeply tired. If you weren't crushed under the weight of sorrow like a mile of water over your head. Nothing brings you peace, except rest and-- though you can hardly dare to ask-- having someone tend to you gently and sweetly. A good gardener speaks to their plants, sings to them, waters them, fertilizes their soil, prunes the dead parts, nurtures the new growth. You yearn to be cared for like that, even though you feel you don't deserve it. The secret is that you do. You always have. And someday, you'll learn that, and receive that care, and the exhaustion won't keep you from growing strong and lovely anymore. You were never the problem. These are simply poor growing conditions for you.

➡️ OCTAVIA GLASS || she/they • body count, golden

Lily Of The Valley: This is the poison of giving too much. You feel yourself emptying out, dizzying, discoloring-- until you fear you will fade entirely and wither away. You have always had to give. You never had a choice before. They pluck your flowers for their beauty, they trample your leaves carelessly, they pull out your roots by the fistful and berate you for daring to grow. And now that you have a grove to spread out in, your rhizomes tangle and curl in on themselves. When cruelty is all you've ever known, thriving seems impossible. But the answer is not to make yourself small and offer every lovely thing you are to the world in the hopes it will have mercy on you. The answer is to let yourself dare to thrive for thriving's sake, to grow in the wild ways you wish to-- and to do that for yourself for once.

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⬅️ JAMIE CARDEÑAS || she/her • blood moon, wts

Belladonna: This is the poison of falling in love. You taste it and your heart beats fast. Your eyes dilate, you fall into deep delirium. You may be a bit dramatic and impulsive, and it gets you into trouble sometimes, but you just can't help yourself. It's in your blood. You love because it is the truest beauty you've found in this harsh world. Even when it's hurt you before, when it's poisoned you, you still find a way. They may call you naive for still believing in it, or vain for making yourself and your surroundings so meticulously lovely. But to love like this is brave and noble, and I hope you find the beauty you seek. Chances are, it's within and all around you already, if you know where to look.

➡️ MIKO MATSUOKA || they/she • chop shop, red sugar society

Doll's Eyes: This is the poison of unchecked vices. You slip into hallucinations. You are wracked with convulsions. The delirium threatens to overwhelm you. What are you running from? You look in every direction, wild-eyed at every turn, seeking some reprieve from what torments you. Each vice brings new consequences, and the price of escape seems too great, and yet you cannot seem to face things head on. If you aren't running from yourself, I hope you find a true way to freedom soon. And if you are running from yourself, perhaps you would do well to realize your pain is not something you can simply escape by avoidance. You deserve healing just as much as the ones you love. Someday, soon I hope, you will know this and feel it and reach inward to grant yourself all the kindnesses you offer others. That is the only true way to peace for ones like us. Oh, and if the pain of it seems too great? I hope that you realize you don't have to do it alone.

[bandcampfun2021]

I definitely feel that Cole Sear and Jamie Lloyd would be really good friends

[footballshowrot]

had a dream there was an episode of ted lasso where jamie's subplot was him literally being a puppyboy and he got a collar because he was stressed............😐...........

[jamiebluewind]

Oh no, I'm old

[becoach-a]

beardjane automatically takes away any bragging the show gets abt being abt mental health

[things-with-teeth]

Not me crying again over T'Nia Miller and Rahul Kohli.

[grasslandgirl]

me: stares at the 17k long document of notes, a first draft, and two additional smaller concepts for slasher fic me: yeah okay i can be normal about this (lying)

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

sometimes i see takes on here and do just sit staring at my screen for a few minutes pulling this exact face