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Abyss - Azul Ashengrotto Full Song Lyrics

"I want to be happy" "I want the right answers" Each time yet another desire is granted…

It makes me want to crush them under my heel, It makes me want to take it all away. Just give your poor, unfortunate soul over to me.

I never want to see that painful past again, But the more I cry out to not let it show, The more it sears into my mind.

Again and again, I'll shed my weaknesses, let it all go, and dress myself up. I want to be someone stronger than anyone else. I want everything, and I want it now, anything and everything. This I pledge so as to paint a perfect picture of myself.

"One day I want that person To love me back." Whenever there is a desire as sweet as that…

Before it can successfully bloom, It makes me want to pluck it. Every single person is just a pitiful flower.

The past clings to my legs, But the more I struggle to not drown, The more I can't move at all.

With mere illusions, Their enchanting dreams shine bright deceptively. Every one of them is mine to devour. I want more, still even more, as much as possible. Before my overwhelming might, If you bend a knee, now, I'll show mercy, So pledge yourself to me in supplication.

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In the lyrics for Jamil's song, I think "grasping" should be "gasping"?

Thank you! I've corrected the typo.

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Malleus Draconia Chat Lines

The Dragon Form

Malleus: Are you curious about Diasomnia's emblem? Allow me to elucidate. Malleus: It depicts the dragon form that the Thorn Fairy is said to have transformed into. Malleus: Legend goes that it was so powerful that her flamebreath could burn down stone bridges and cause wildfires. Malleus: Diasomnia students wear this emblem on their sleeve in awe of her might. Malleus: You would do well to keep that in mind.

The Thorn Fairy's Right Hand Man

Malleus: The Thorn Fairy may not have had the most useful subordinates... Malleus: However, there was a crow that was competent enough to be considered her right-hand man. Malleus: It could find whatever she was searching for... Malleus: And lead their allies well against their foes... Malleus: I wonder if there ever will be a moment in my life that I will meet someone that capable...

Overwhelming Strength

Malleus: You wish to know the reason the humans did not invite the Thorn Fairy to their celebration...? Malleus: People fear those with overwhelming strength. Malleus: The Thorn Fairy, who wielded great power... Malleus: Must have been seen as an entity far beyond their reach. Malleus: When it comes to how she must have felt, I, too, feel... Ah, nevermind, I shall refrain from speaking more on this topic.

After 100 Years Apart (New!)

Malleus: I hear that the Thorn Fairy enjoyed recounting fairy tales. Malleus: Apparently, she once told a tale to her guests of a pair of lovers who were united after 100 years apart. Malleus: Speaking of story-telling... I am often hounded by Sebek to regale him of tales from the past. Malleus: No matter the story, he always raves about how fascinating it all is. Malleus: Perhaps I also somewhat have the makings of a raconteur, myself.

A Differing Perspective

Silver: Malleus-san, will you be attending the Gargoyle Studies Club today? Malleus: That's right. I thought I would do a little reading in the library. Malleus: I was looking to research a little on the gargoyles that were said to have adorned the Thorn Fairy's castle. Malleus: It is said that her gargoyles were so terrifying that they sent any intruder running. Malleus: She truck fear in her foes with the use of her gargoyle drainspouts... Malleus: The Thorn Fairy truly did have a differing perspective. Silver: ...If nothing else, at least allow me to escort you to the library.

Far Beyond My Reach

Sebek: My liege, the defensive magic drill you just performed was outstanding! Sebek: Each time I see your abilities up close, I am awed once again by your greatness...! Sebek: There is no doubt that you will become a mage that will surpass even the Thorn Fairy one day! Malleus: Don't say such impudent things. Malleus: The Thorn Fairy is said to have had a magical prowess that far surpassed the rest of the Great Seven. Malleus: My power is not even anywhere near what my Grandmother is capable of. The Thorn Fairy is an entity far beyond my reach. Sebek: Ah, a thousand pardons...!

Learn From Her Manners

Lilia: Oh, you haven't received yet another notification of the Housewarden meeting? Malleus: I am paying it no mind. Lilia: No need to sulk, even the Thorn Fairy was sullen when she had not been invited to a celebration... Lilia: However, she still displayed proper manners. You should learn from her. Malleus: Lilia, I would prefer not to still be treated as a child. I know this.

Alongside Me (New!)

Malleus: It is said that the Sorcerer of the Sands was proficient in reading people and would be able to find people considered to be "diamonds in the rough." Jade: Not only that, but he would scout them himself. Perhaps that is the key to properly discovering talent. Malleus: The Gargoyle Studies Club continues to lack any incoming members... Malleus: So perhaps it would be beneficial to approach those directly who would seem to be a good fit. Jade: I'm certain that no one would dare refuse if you were to reach out to them personally, but it may be an ordeal to find the right person. Malleus: They would need to have a love for gargoyles and be capable of researching alongside me.... But that may prove difficult. Malleus: Be that as it may, there may be a "diamond in the rough" rolling about somewhere close by. Malleus: I shall keep a look out for any possibilities.

Hide-and-Seek (New!)

Malleus: I've heard that the Beautiful Queen had a hidden chamber underneath her castle. Jade: It is rather exciting to imagine there being hidden rooms in a castle. Incidentally, are there any of these secret chambers in the Briar Valley cas... Jade: Ah, pardon me. That must be a rather rude question posed to the future head of that castle. Malleus: I mind it not. When I was a child, I also would search for any possible hidden rooms as well. Malleus: Eventually, I came across a place that I had never seen before, so I chose to hide away there. Malleus: It was rather amusing to watch the castle attendants dart around in a panic searching for me. Malleus: However, once they called Lilia in to quell the panic, he found me almost instantly. Malleus: It seems that place was one where Lilia and my mother would go to while playing hide-and-seek once upon a time... Malleus: And there I was, in the exact same place. Lilia did fondly say, "like mother, like son."

Requested by Anonymous.

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does the characters have birthday login lines in the recent years? the one where you login on the boys' birthdays

Yes, there is a new one for the students every year. You can find it in-game in the album for each character, under their shared lines. On this blog, you can check the Voice Lines Master List and click on each students' birthday voice lines (Birthday Boy, Birthday Jacket, Bloom Birthday, Platinum Birthday, and Room Relaxation) to read their birthday message. I've also compiled the first two years' worth (since it was requested to compile) here:

2020-2021 Character Birthday Login Message Lines

2021-2022 Character Birthday Login Message Lines

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Blinking with the Snake - Jamil Viper Full Song Lyrics

Gemstones and magic alone cannot bring about my deepest wish. There's never an end to these miserable days.

I breathe like I'm gasping for air, While greed rears its ugly head. As my desire grows, it just feels too narrow here.

This is a light that won't ever disappear, An anger that won't ever wane. If it were to ever be revealed, ah ah ah―

As the shadows dance all around, Listen to the incessant voices To grasp freedom in my hands. As if it were a curse, off to the far reaches we fly. Ah-ah, it's still not enough.

Blinking with the snake.

The stars all shattered again, and with them, my wish. Every sliver of hope on a new dawn just gets dragged down each time.

I've weaved together a patchwork illusion, Over this tasteless reality. But even if I were to overwrite it all, it just feels too dark here.

And that is a future that is all blotted out. But maybe someday this vertigo will clear up, If it were to ever be destroyed, ah-ah-ah―

With a thirst unable to be quenched, My dry throat trembles. One day I'll tear through this sky, And what I'll see beyond that is…

As the shadows flicker in and out, Follow where the scarab leads To grasp freedom in my hands. I can only pine since it's all a lie. Ah-ah, I just want to know.

Blinking with the snake.

Requested by @farfalla049.

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R Idia Shroud - C&D Diner Voice Lines

Due to event restrictions, Groovy related lines are locked until the event has been cleared. I will update once these are unlocked. Login line has been captured.

Summon: Welcome... Ugh, how did I end up working at the diner...? I just wanna get back to my room ASAP to play my games.

Groovification: --LOCKED--

Home: Can I go home yet?

Home Transition 1: Fweeet, those fluffy chipmunk's tails are the cutest! I want to touch them, but... why do they keep running away from me!?

Home Transition 2: I can feel a thousand chipmunks staring at me from all direction inside Crisp & Dips. You can really see just how much the owner loves these guys.

Home Transition 3: Cater-shi's really gettin' into it... I think I'll just be like I usually am. It's just a part-time gig, so.

Home Transition - Login: I don't really hate doing the same thing over and over again. It's just like how I grind for levels in a game.

Home Tap 1: This popcorn-patterned apron... It's a little too out-there for someone like me to wear, but it suits the theme of the place, so I'm conflicted...

Home Tap 2: I'm actually surprised Azul-shi didn't leap at the chance to be the acting manager. Feels like he woulda said, "Please, leave the management of this establishment to me!" or something like that.

Home Tap 3: Lilia-shi just keeps on smiling even when a customer's berating him. How's he doing that!? Wish I could just let things slide off my back like that.

Home Tap 4: Time slows to a crawl when working a diner. Feels like I've been working for 5 hours, but it's only been 5 minutes...

Home Tap 5: Look at this bright and shiny uniform that looks like it'd more suit some rando normie...! Why can't equipping it increase my debuff resistance by like 100!?

Requested by @farfalla049.

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Hey I noticed that Jack’s New Year Attire vignette doesn’t seem to be in the vignette master list? It is ok if you add it in? I got really confused when I didn’t see it despite the fact that I knew I read it here

Thanks for picking up on that. Sometimes I forget to add uploaded translations to the Master Lists. I appreciate it! He's been added to the vignette list now.

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SSR Cater Diamond - C&D Diner Voice Lines

Due to event restrictions, Groovy related lines are locked until the event has been cleared. I will update once these are unlocked. Login line has been captured.

Welcome to the Crisp & Dips Diner! Hope you enjoy our limited-time special menu ♪

Summon: Welcome in～ I'll take you to your seat! I recommend everything on the menu! Take your time deciding.

Groovification: --LOCKED--

Home: We're ready to throw open the doors ♪

Home Transition 1: Anytime I swipe to a video on makeup on Magicam, I gotta stop and check it out. Sometimes I'll even try out whatever's trending!

Home Transition 2: The chipmunk mascots attached to this uniform are hella cute～! Maybe I should ask the owner if I can keep one?

Home Transition 3: I feel a little nervous when people I know to show up where I'm working... Oh, I don't look it? I guess that's some relief, then.

Home Transition - Login: Yup, if I gotta work a gig, then the uniform's gotta at least be cute like this! Even if the work is hard, that alone helps me raise my spirits.

Home Transition - Groovy:  --LOCKED--

Home Tap 1: When I was closing out the register, I couldn't figure out why the amount was coming out wrong... I'm so glad that Azul-kun swooped in and pointed out my miscalculation.

Home Tap 2: After everything was done, Idia-kun slipped away... I was hoping to take a pic of all of us in our diner uniform, too.

Home Tap 3: Apparently me and Lilia were a huge hit with the customers. Must be 'cause we're a pair of warm and bubbly boys, don'tcha think?

Home Tap 4: I hear that there's a ton of hilarious tales about the Two Mischievous Chipmunks. Yeah, so hilarious... When they're just stories.

Home Tap 5: You want to see me roller skating? Okaaay. I'm countin' on you to take pictures of me looking good ☆

Home Tap - Groovy: --LOCKED--

Duo: [CATER]: Lilia-chan, let's do this together! [LILIA]: You and me in true cute fashion, Cater!

Requested by @farfalla049.

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where are these new chat lines coming from? The idia and ortho ones? 👀

When Idia's OB card dropped, so did new chat lines for the Ignihyde boys (This also happened with Malleus's OB card drop; all four Diasomnia boys got new chat lines as well). It consists of one chat line by themselves, and then two chat lines with their clubmates. For Malleus, that meant he chatted with Jade, the only other person without any fellow clubmates.

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Ortho Shroud Chat Lines

Same as the King of the Underworld.

Ortho: You're curious about my hair? It's made of flames, just like my brother's. Ortho: I hear it's the same as the King of the Underworld, too. Ortho: And his even turned red whenever he got angry! Ortho: My hair is managed by a program, so by changing the gas composition, I can make it any color I want. Ortho: Ehehe, it's so cool, don'tcha think～?

A Gamer's Soul

Ortho: Hey, Prefect, what sort of games do you like? We should play together sometime in my dorm. Ortho: We can play any type of game. Ortho: Even if my brother doesn't own the game, I'm pretty sure there'll be at least one person in the dorm who'll have it. Ortho: Ignihyde's filled with a bunch of guys who love computer games and board games. Ortho: They say that the King of the Underworld also planned his strategies on a chessboard, so maybe he liked games too. Ortho: Maybe that's why those with a gamer's soul end up in Ignihyde!

Transform into Anything

Ortho: Oh man, your heart's racing... You must've just come from PE class. Ortho: Maan, you're so lucky. I wanna be able to exercise too! I should see if I can get my brother to swap out my attachments. Ortho: I hear that the King of the Underworld's minions could transform into anything at will. Ortho: When they want to fly, they turned into birds. Ortho: When they wanted to run fast, they turned into horses. Basically, they were shapeshifters. Ortho: Isn't that super handy? If only I could get equipped with a similar function～

Watching Sparring Matches (New!)

Ortho: Most people know that the King of the Underworld loved watching sparring matches. Ortho: Sometimes he'd just watch it casually, snacking the whole time, but there were times he'd get really into it. Ortho: My brother and I like to watch livestreams of fighting games a bunch, too, so I definitely understand. Ortho: Like, the other day, the streamer we were rooting for lost, so we both ended up shouting at the screen. Ortho: I wonder if the King of the Underworld also had a champion he liked to cheer on? I should do some more research on that!

Small Talk

Idia: They say that the King of the Underworld was great at small talk and could negotiate like no one's business... Idia: B-But I can't even get through a research presentation in class without stuttering... Idia: As Ignihyde's Housewarden, presiding over a dorm honoring the King of the Underworld... Idia: This is beyond pathetic, isn't it...? [sighs] Ortho: I mean, as long as you're not actually talking to someone face-to-face... Ortho: ...You can spit a million words a second that'd even throw the King of the Underworld for a loop! Ortho: Replaying an excerpt from your chatlog, recorded 15 hours and 42 minutes ago: Ortho: "Can always count on Muscle Red's support in a pinch! See, vets are a totally different breed～!" Ortho: "Now, for the main event～ All your rare drops are belong to me! Yahoo!" Idia: S-Stop... Please, nooo...!

Like Lightning (New!)

Ortho: Um, Vil-san, I'm having a bit of a difficult time figuring out the right emotions behind this script. Vil: Why are you asking me this? I'm sure you're capable of searching up anything you need. Ortho: Yeah, that's true... But I feel like "as angry as lightning" is a little too metaphorical for me. Ortho: When I looked it up, I hit on a story of how the Thorn Fairy brought down lightning in a rage... Ortho: But it's way too hard for a mere actor to show anger like lightning. Vil: Being able to express that is what being an actor is all about. There is nothing I can help you with. Ortho: Yeah, but I feel like you'd get the performance you're wanting if you give me more specific instructions, don't you? Ortho: Or, maybe you're just don't know how to handle these kinds of stuff efficiently, huh? Oh well, I guess I just gotta give up, then～ Vil: I know you're just trying to anger me in order to see an example of the correct expression. You won't glean anything from me. Ortho: Aww man, you saw right through me. Oh well. This is all to help my understanding in expressions, so I'll keep on trying!

Something He Left Behind (New!)

Ortho: So, there's this tale about how a prince rode a magic carpet to go see a princess... Ortho: But wasn't she startled to see someone just floating in mid-air all of a sudden like that? Vil: Rather than being startled, it seems she and the prince went off on a date right after. Ortho: Whaaat!? You mean, even though he could've been some kind of intruder, instead her affection level went up!? Vil: I bet your brother would be the type to faint if some unknown party were right outside his window. Ortho: You're probably right... Oh, but the other day, I flew up to a window in my brother's classroom and delivered something he left behind. Ortho: 'Cause that's faster than climbing the stairs to deliver it! Vil: You were calling him an intruder, but you did the exact same thing as that prince...

Requested by @monavitty.

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Hi! This might be silly to ask, but has there been any mention of verbal spells in any of the chapters/vignettes? There's the Unique Magic and Deuce' cauldron, but is there anything else?

(Like Harry P*tter's 'Wingardium Leviosa' or 'Accio')

I believe the only incantations that we've had properly named would be the Unique Magics. Other spells that we've encountered have either been nonverbal or simple declarations, such as "Winds!" or "Change color!" or "I summon thee!", but lack a proper "name." Since there is a course on Ancient Incantations (Ancient Magic in JP), I would assume that there are spells out there that have names.

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Idia Shroud Chat Lines

The King of the Underworld's System

Idia: A-Apparently, the King of the Underworld made a system that'll automatically keep track of the number of dead souls. Idia: Doesn't that feel super advanced for that mythic era? Idia: That's why I def think it's best to have a forward-thinking mind to clue into the newest stuff. Idia: Th-That's why I bet it'd be more efficient to have an AI be a Housewarden, 'stead of a human... Idia: I can set up a perfect program for it and everything... You sure I can't?

An Admired Idol

Idia: I-Ignihyde's dorm emblem...? It's portraying a Cerberus. Idia: I see it popping up in a ton of games as the last boss, but actually, it first appeared in the Underworld. Idia: Try not to forget that. Idia: The King of the Underworld definitely had a massive cheat code active with an OP pet like that. Idia: He's way too cool. An admired idol of all middle schoolers everywhere! Idia: ...Eh, they don't admire him...? Idia: How dare they not understand his appeal... Idia: Aaand this is why I don't get what goes on in a normie's head...

Good at Dealing with Women

Idia: I heard the King of the Underworld was good at dealing with women... Idia: Some still talk about how he'd coax the goddesses into giving him info he wanted. Idia: Plus, he even had a beautiful lady working for him, too. Almost like a normie! Idia: I mean, like whenever I'm playing a dating sim... Idia: I usually can figure out how the algorithm works and just do a speedrun clear. Idia: [sigh] ...Saying that out loud just made me feel lame.

A Little Too Generous? (New!)

Idia: There's a story about how the King of the Underworld encouraged a hardworking young man to take a nice break from it all... Idia: He'll let others rest while continuing to do all the hard work himself, isn't that a little too generous? Idia: Although, speaking of breaks, there's a ton of guys in my dorm who'll skip class a bunch. Idia: But it's not like they're just skiving off just 'cause they can. They're all just super focused on their own interests. Idia: You know how it is, you get into the groove of some kind of research or task and you just don't want to drop everything... Idia: So it's OK by me if classes get skipped. That's why our dorm embodies the spirit of diligence, 'cause we do whatever needs done.

The Underworld was a Gloomy Place

Ortho: Nii-san, wanna go to an amusement park on our next day off? Ortho: I bet it'd be more fun than just sitting in a dark room all day! Idia: Ortho... The Underworld was a gloomy place with no sun, and definitely no amusement parks. Idia: But even then, the King of the Underworld never forgot his sense of humor or his ability to laugh. Idia: It's all about what's in your mind. Idia: So, just because I'm holed up in my dark and cramped room it doesn't mean my life is boring. Ortho: If you say so... Then, we'll go to an amusement park when you're feeling up to it more... Idia: .........If you're okay with a VR amusement park, I can program something up over the weekend. Ortho: C'mon, that just defeats the purpose～!

Consume Content of my Faves (New!)

Idia: Yaaawn... I couldn't stop re-watching Premo vids on a loop last night and ended up staying awake too late. Idia: Ortho told me to go to sleep earlier, but I can't life means nothing if I can't consume content of my faves. Idia: But lately, whenever Premo says they have some kind of "big announcement," I can feel my heart leap up my throat in anxiety... Azul: I see. It would make sense that any sort of "big announcement" nowadays could mean the group is breaki... Idia: Azul-shi, don't say anything else! If it's spoken aloud, it could really happen! Idia: Like you know how they say the Thorn Fairy's curse on the spinning wheel was so strong... Idia: That the curse cheat code could be activated just by touching it? Idia: Just like that spinning wheel, there are some topics you should just never ever ever touch! Azul: How cumbersome... Yes, it does seem that I've touched on something that should not have been disturbed, in more ways than one.

Guess the Truth just Slipped Out, LOL (New!)

Azul: Idia-san, you may currently be winning, but I doubt you can still afford to be looking away from the board and reading the game box. Idia: Oh no, oh my, how could I? Boredom was just creeping in 'cause of how long you're making me wait. Idia: Looks to me like you're stuck and I'm p. sure a comeback's near impossible, so why don'tcha just suck it up and give in? Azul: Impossible? The outcome is still unknown. I shall never surrender. Idia: They say that a beautiful girl with skin as white as snow once wished upon a well. Idia: How 'bout you go and wish upon the courtyard well, begging it to let you win against me? Idia: Maybe then, by some miracle, you'll be able to pull a win out of nowhere! Idia: Whoops, shouldn't've called you winning a miracle, huh! Guess the truth just slipped out, LOL. Azul: Once you start talking, you just won't stop, do you...? Azul: Please go back to staring at the box and silencing yourself forever.

Requested by @monavitty

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Self-Study Voice Lines Update

Hello! Ras here. I realized that I had missed a whole set of self-study lines when they came out. I had tested it a few times in game, but I hadn't been lucky enough to catch the other lines.... until recently. I'm late to the party, but there are actually two End lines, one regular line, and one End line when the character gains a "high-quantity" drop. For example, I got this set of Herb Tea back and got a drop of x10 (twice!) and I heard the rarer voice line.

I've updated the Self-Study Voice Lines post with the other set of possible voice lines when they end.

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SSR Kalim Al-Asim - Room Relaxation Vignette

"Happy Birthday"

[Courtyard]

Kalim: Hmm, he's not here, either. Oh! Perfect timing… Heeey, Sebek!

Sebek: Kalim-senpai? Is there something you need of me?

Kalim: Have you seen Silver? Our professor asked me to go grab him, but I can't find him anywhere.

Sebek: …Why are you asking me? I'd think he's still in the cafeteria.

Kalim: Oooh, the cafeteria, huh! I don't normally go there, so I didn't even think to look there.

Kalim: Thanks for letting me know. As thanks, you're invited to my party. Come by Scarabia after classes tomorrow!

Sebek: Don't just carry on by yourself! I have plans tomorrow after school. If you truly wish to invite me, pick another date.

Kalim: Noooo, we can't pick another date! Tomorrow's my birthday, so we're going all out for the party.

Kalim: I'm letting everyone I run into know to come. We're gonna have a blast, chowin' down, singing, and dancing all together!

Sebek: I BELIEVE I'VE ALREADY MENTIONED I HAVE PLANS! Listen when someone else is speaking, why don't you? Goodbye.

Kalim: Looks like I got rejected～ …Ah, right. I have to go look for Silver. To the cafeteria!

[Scarabia Dorm]

Kalim: Everyone here? Alright, I'll pass along the info now.

Kalim: Oh, but… What was I supposed to talk about, again? Ahahah, I completely forgot everything!

[Jamil passes Kalim a note]

Kalim: Hm? What's up, Jamil? Oh, you wrote everything down for me!

Kalim: Uhh, let me see… "Renovation Notice"

Kalim: Looks like they're doing some repairs on old pillars and walls around campus. You can check the map posted in the lounge for the specific locations!

Kalim: What's next…? Oh, this is for the sophomores. The History of Magic report needs to be turned in by the end of next week…?

Kalim: Ah, now I remember! I'd promised Jamil that I'd start working on it tonight.

Kalim: I got a great idea! All the sophomores should get together and carve out some time to work on the report. That'll help us all make pretty good progress, don'tcha think?

Kalim: We should totally do it toni… Huh? Tomorrow's party is keeping you busy? Okay, then we should all get together tomorrow!

[Scarabia Dorm – Kalim's Room]

Kalim: Mmmm, today was so much fun! …HUH!?

Kalim: My room's filled with boxes! There wasn't anything here before I went for my shower…

Kalim: Oh, looks like my birthday presents got delivered. My family sent me a buncha stuff this year too～

Kalim: For now, I should just try to enter my room. Gotta make sure I don't step on any of the presents…

Kalim: Oh, hey, Carpet! You're offering to carry me into my room? You're so nice, thanks!

[Scarabia Dorm – Kalim's Room]

Kalim: Let's crack open these presents! Hm, which one should I start with?

Kalim: Ooh, you like that one with the red wrapping, Carpet? Alright, wait one sec, I'll open that first.

[rustle, rustle]

Kalim: It's a hairbrush. Oh, what's it say here…? "This was handcrafted piece-by-piece with specially selected materials by skilled craftsmen."

Kalim: "Only three of this exquisite hairbrush is made each year. Please have a luxurious experience with this."

Kalim: I don't really get it, but this all means this brush is pretty neat, huh. …Hm? You like this, Carpet?

Kalim: Okay, then I'll use this to give you a brushing today! Come here and lay on the ground for me.

[brush, brush]

Kalim: How is it? Ahahah, great! Feels good, huh?

Kalim: Oh, yeah. Let me give you a good scrub so you can look good for tomorrow's party too.

Kalim: A HAVEN WITHIN THE HOT HANDS, A NEVER-ENDING FEAST. SING! DANCE! OASIS MAKER!

[SPLAAAASH!!]

Kalim: Oops, sorry! I put a little too much into it. But now I need you to stay still, so I can brush you.

Kalim: Normal carpets tend to get fuzzy when brushed, or damaged when wet, y'know…

Kalim: But in your case, not only are you totally fine with all that, but you even have a few favorite brushes. You're a funny little thing!

[carpet shakes water off]

Kalim: Wah! Hey, I told ya not to move～ I was trying not to let it get everywhere, and now me and my room's soaked!

Kalim: Hmm, it's be great if my balcony was a bit bigger. …Oh, yeah! I think I had it over here on my desk…

「Survey on Quality of Life Improvements for the Student Body」

Kalim: I could just write on here, "I want a bigger balcony," and turn it in, right?

Kalim: That way we can splash around in water, or lay out under the sun. That's right, you think it's a great idea too, right?

Kalim: Maybe it could be the size of a classroom… Nah, that'd be too small to throw a party on, so I guess it'd be better to be the size of a gym.

Kalim: I wonder when they'll get started on making it? Can't wait to hear back from the Headmage～!

Kalim: Alright, we'll finish up with a quick blow-dry… Actually wait, can I use magic to dry you off today?

Kalim: Don't worry, I've actually gotten a bit better recently. Just watch～ …Hyah!

[casts wind magic]

Kalim: See, right as rain… WAAH!? All the wrapping paper is flying towards me…!

[casts magic to stop paper]

Kalim: …Huh? I just wanted to stop the wrapping paper from heading this way, but it looks like I stopped the wind, too.

Kalim: Looks like I didn't get the spells right today, too… I guess I'll just use a dryer to finish up.

Kalim: It's fine. Today might've been a fail, but I'll keep trying my best to get better!

[Scarabia Dorm – Kalim's Room]

[alarm rings]

Kalim: Nnn…Urgh… What's that noise? I'm still sleepy… Just 5 more minutes…

Kalim: Ah! Wait, I was totally planning to wake up and get ready on my own today 'cause it's my birthday!

Kalim: I'll just grab my hairband, and… Alright, I'm ready to go. Onwards to the washroom!

[Scarabia Dorm – Washroom]

Kalim: Good morning, everyone! Hm? What's up, why are you all looking so surprised?

Kalim: It's my birthday today, right? I set my alarm and woke up all by myself. I can get myself ready today, too.

Kalim: First, I'll wash my face. Urgh, the water is so cold… I'm feeling wide awake now…!

Kalim: Huh? Hot water'll come out if I do this? Woah, I didn't know～ Thanks for telling me.

Kalim: Okay, next I'll do my makeup. …Hm? Skin care? Mmm, I didn't bring any with me today, so I'll just skip it.

Kalim: Right, so makeup… Wait, what am I supposed to start with again? I'm so used to having everything prepared for me.

[students clamor]

Kalim: Meh, I'll just pick something at rand… Eh, you're gonna let me use your moisturizer and milk lotion? 'Cause you're afraid of what could happen later?

Kalim: Oh, you're such a worrywart～ But, thanks. Then I'll try using it.

Kalim: …Oooh, my skin feels so springy now!

Kalim: Okay, so now, I'll finally do my make… Hm? I should apply this foundation to my skin first? And then this next…? Okay.

Kalim: I can work on my eyeshadow, finally. What should I choose today…? This one? Hmmm, is this a little too boring to wear on my birthday?

Kalim: Oh yeah, I'll pick this one! A sibling sent it to me as a birthday gift.

[students clamor]

Kalim: What's wrong, why are you guys all startled? …Huuuh, I didn't know it was a big-name brand.

Kalim: It really is pretty and sparkly. I really like it.

Kalim: I wonder what it's made of. …Oh, it's fine powder made from highly valuable magestones?

[Kalim hugs Scarabia student]

Kalim: Woooah… …You know a ton of stuff, huh!

Kalim: I gotta put out a letter thanking them for this awesome present.

Kalim: Ummm, so I'll pick this color on top of this one, and… How's it look? Sparkly and good, right? Great!

Kalim: All that's left is for me to put balm on my lips and I'm done! Okay, guys, I'm heading back to my room. You all should quickly finish getting ready… Hm!?

Kalim: Oh nooo, my hair's got serious bedhead! What am I supposed to do fix my hair?

[Jamil rushes in and exclaims in panic]

Kalim: Oh hey, Jamil! Yep, I woke up all on my own today. And my makeup's all done thanks to everyone's help. Didn't I do great?

Kalim: But, uh… I'm beggin' you! Can you fix my hair～?

[Main Street]

Kalim: Heeeey, Sebek! You free after classes today?

Sebek: …We already had this conversation yesterday, Kalim-senpai.

Kalim: Oh, did we? Aw man, I was really hoping you'd come to my birthday party, though, Sebek.

Sebek: I-If you're that insistent… I guess I could give you a word or two, at least. Happy Birthday, Kalim-senpai.

Kalim: Thank you, Sebek! I feel like today's gonna be the best, just hearing you say that!

Requested by Anonymous.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Idia Shroud - Watchman of the Underworld Voice Lines

Watchman of the Underworld Idia does not have a vignette

With the goddesses of fate behind me, here I am, almighty and all-powerful!

Summon: Whatcha think? How's it feel standing face-to-face with the SSR [King of the Underworld]? I'll show you true power. Fheehee!

Groovification: Gonna use all I got to smash to smithereens all sort of useless hassles and forced niceties!!

Home: Boom ba-da boom boom boom! Hah!

Swap Looks: I'm the boss! Heehee!

Home Transition 1: Who'd've thought I'd get a raid party of OP overblots together, even if it's just inside a dream? Even though the whole burning through blot thing's supposed to be my family's special skill.

Home Transition 2: I should be god-tier when I'm in my overblot form... So why can't I scrub the memory of my mother looking through my computer!?

Home Transition 3: Just 'cause I'm acting more upbeat than usual doesn't mean I've changed classes or anything. I'm not perpetually-cheery like Ortho. OK!?

Home Transition - Login: Fheehee! No one's a match for me while I'm in this form. But that's just another reason to watch what I say and do. Don't need it getting back to me later.

Home Transition - Groovy:  I was sooo ready to take dozens of screenshots of Malleus-shi wailing... But that was totally not what I was expecting!!

Home Tap 1: I heard some of the guys back in the lab saw this outfit and likened it to the big climax boss battle at the end of an anime. See, geeks love armor...

Home Tap 2: Being able to fight alongside both Orthos is a heart-wrenchingly good arc. My imagination is way too powerful, isn't it...?

Home Tap 3: I get stronger with every buff and debuff! Oh man, looks like I'm a game-breaking OP character～

Home Tap 4: It's a bit unfair that no one got to see your dream, isn't it? Hey, let me take a peek sometime. Just to even out the stats.

Home Tap 5: Don't touch me, you'll get burned... Fheehee, I always wanted to say a line like that!

Home Tap - Groovy: Y'know... Can you not just start randomly chit-chatting with me? I'm goin' for a super sinister vibe here.

Duo: [IDIA]: I'll destroy them with every bit of firepower I got! [VIL]: I won't let you off so easily if you fail.

Requested by @farfalla049.

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Kalim Al-Asim - Room Relaxation Voice Lines

It's gonna be my birthday, so I wanna learn to be able to do more things. Let me think... Like maybe waking up by myself?

Summon: A pajama party sounds awesome! We can play games, and eat snacks... Let's try it sometime!

Groovification: Getting ready in the morning is so fun when I get to do it with everyone! Today feels like it'll be a great day!

Home:Okay, time to put on my makeup!

Swap Looks: Ahahah, that's some bedhead!

Home Transition 1: Silk loungewear is so smooth and comfy～ Even on hot days they're nice to wear, since it breathes well.

Home Transition 2: My dad sent me a bunch of accessories all adorned with huge gemstones. I think I'll wear them for the next banquet!

Home Transition 3: I was just dancing in my room and almost tripped! Thankfully, the magic carpet flew in and saved me.

Home Transition - Login: I love birthdays. I get tons of people reaching out to me, so I look forward to it every year.

Home Transition - Groovy:  We're gonna be throwing a bash this evening at the dorm. You wanna come? Oh yeah, I should invite Sebek too!

Home Tap 1: Look at this! This pearl Floyd gave me has a funny shape, don'tcha think? He said he found it while preparing some oysters.

Home Tap 2: I ran into Ace out front the Mystery Shop, and he bought me some juice since it was my birthday! I gotta return the favor sometime!

Home Tap 3: Sometimes my siblings like to sleepover with me. Whenever they do, Jamil'd always read a book to them.

Home Tap 4: Oh, hey, one of my dormmates left this board game here when he came to hang out yesterday. I should challenge him one more time when I bring it back to him!

Home Tap 5: I forgot something? Oh, this hairband is mine? It's newly-bought, so I didn't even recognize it. I just thought it was someone else's!

Home Tap - Groovy: Thanks for coming to my birthday party. We're gonna hold another banquet soon, so you should definitely come with Grim!

Duo: [KALIM]: Let's eat some cake, Sebek! [SEBEK]: Kalim-senpai, I accept your offering!

Birthday Login Message: Thanks for celebrating my birthday! Oh, hear me out a sec. Cater and Lilia are gonna throw me a party in my room, so I was wanting to give those two a surprise, too. But I can't really think of a good idea to surprise them back... What do you think I should do? I should give each of them a letter with my heartfelt feelings? That's perfect! I'll try that, they're both bound to love it! Oh yeah, I'll write you a letter too. 'Specially since you're always looking out for me!

Requested by Anonymous.

[mysteryshoptls]

Hi! Would you be able to translate Silver’s Equestrian Furniture lines? Thank you!

His furniture line is as follows:

"Well done. I'm certain the two of us would be able to surpass any hurdle."

I've also added it to the Guest Room Furniture Voice Lines list.