HELLO TMA FANDOM
TWS; Raw meat gifs, talking about the flesh and Jared Hopworth, at some point mentions of EDs and recovery from them, spicy and sappy headcanons for Jared simps.
Let’s talk flesh avatars, mostly, The bone turner; Jared!
Before we begin, Quick lil reminder that;
CANON JARED HOPWORTH IS A FINE ASS MOTHERFUCKER- What I mean is Alex stated that canon Jared is quite attractive/good looking?
Just-
ALEX WHY?
2. ALEX. WHY?!
And Lordy lord it pains me to see “ugly” Jared fanart. The fanart is alway pretty no matter what we do, like goddaym but yeah-
Like I can imagine a relationship with him?? And what it’d be like? And I what his relationships are like with other avatars?
For example, for you simps;
Jared in a romantic relationship;
Constant compliments on your physical appearance and asking if he can help with any insecurities? Like;
“You’re gorgeous/Handsome, darling. Your mussels hug your bone structure perfectly, it matches with your soft personality.”
Or
“What’s wrong honey? You want to clear up your acne and scars? Let’s see what we can do to help with that, yeah?”
But not like in a gross why which comes to my second point!
TW for mentioning EDs for this point; Will promote fitness and good health! In a non icky way, as an avatar of the flesh and a gym owner, he wants everyone to have their preferred body types if they have one! And he’s a Gardener and a butcher, so he knows what is good to eat for the body to stay healthy and be ticking properly!
Basically I can see him cooking you both lunch, and it matters what your diet or food goals are because he’ll eat the same as you to not make you feel lonely, and he’ll use everything from his own gardens and butchery?
He could also help you gain weight if that is your goal or help you recover from an ED and show you how to exercise in a healthy way or how to control binge eating better. He will also help you get a feel of some control back into your life!
HE WILL BE YOUR HYPE PERSON IF YOU HAVE NO BODY OR HEALTH GOALS!!
You plus size and happy with it? He’s happy for you and happy with you!
Thin and your happy with it? AGAIN! happy for you and with you!
If you have any body type and your comfortable in your own skin? he’s extremely happy for you and proud of you! And he won’t let anyone tear you down.
IF YOU ARE TRANS HE CAN HELP YOU TRANSITION FULLY WAYYYY FASTER
Like holy shit you’d transition 100x faster and he’s definitely either Trans himself or a big AF ally, idc what y’all say he’s pro-trans rights in every part of his being.
moving on to the sappy and spicy headcanons;
DINNER. DATES. with home cooked food from Jared or joint running days if you like going running! Or dates in his garden looking after the plants!
I see him extremely affectionate Like I said before he would give you a lot of compliments, he would be the best cuddler in the world, sadly, not a lot of kisses because I see him as a man with many teeth, some poking out from within his cheeks, or at the edge of his lips and this will cause him to be scared of hurting you if you were to kiss him
Like size difference? Being manhandled?Well so does he! He’s probably taller than you no matter what you do, thankfully he shift his body to be… smaller in places so he won’t break you literally and metaphorically-
Will use cannibalism as a motif for love sayin stuff like “I could just eat you” “I don’t wanna just be with you I wanna be a part of you” n stuff like that
And that is all for today :)) thank you for coming to my lil reminder TMA fandom…
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