#jask

[existential-queeer]

im being so normal about this guys i swear i have never been more normal in my entire life he just called him "jask" im--

[mantisgodsart]

THE WORLD'S MOST DATING POLL

As Kabbu's birthday rolls around, the internet turns pink, and people talk about "love" and "romance" and other things like that. Very ironic, considering the man is aroace, but in accordance with the season, we have assembled some very viable bachelors to... date, probably. Dating profiles below the cut, but you can choose from cliff notes if you want, we guess, this is just so the post isn't ABSURDLY long.

Bau (short for Bauplan) - They/any - Dune Cricket - 18-21 (varies based on fic, generally tied to Vi's age) - Bi/pan

When it comes to a date, you can't do better than Bau! Though dune crickets are normally more than a bit antisocial (and cannibalistic), Bau is an exception! Terminally friendly, great at parties, and unendingly loyal - they'll do anything for a friend, and if you can get friendly with them, they'll be more than happy to date if you ever pop the question! You'll have to compete with other friends, of course - not to mention other partners, and their criminal entanglements as a Bandit that often operates as an intimidation detail but really, is it that much of a downside?

Jask - He/they - Ashy gray lady beetle - Late 20s - Gray-ace

If you want level-headed, Jask is your bug! A bandit medic with years of expence under his belt, Jask is well experienced with taking care even the most dangerous of bugs - his boss, for example. Sure, he's a bit busy with patients - but there's a tender heart hiding under that tough exterior. You just have to stick around for... what, five months? Ten?

...more?

...you'll figure it out, we're sure.

Zoza - Whatever the bandits come up with that isn't immediately veto'd (usually she/her) - Damselfly - 70+ - None of your business

The Bandits' second-in-command, a feisty old damselfly with more than a few tricks up her sleeve. She's a bit old to be dating around like you young'uns, but this old woman can still be a loving partner - prove you can contribute to the Bandits, prove that you're strong enough to not die horribly on your first outing, and manage to build enough of a rapport with her despite her many, many vital duties, and you might have a chance... if you're into grandmothers, of course.

(...is GILF a thing? GMILF? Hold on, we need to do some research...)

Marigold - She/her - Death's Head Hawk Moth - 30s - Married to her job

The most eligable bachelor on this list by far, judging by how people have reacted to her! Marigold is a charmsmith with a good, stable job, a good, stable personality, and only a little bit of active torture going on in her basement! We, uhh... aren't entirely sure how you're planning on getting her out of her lab and into the dating scene, seeing as she hasn't really been anywhere near the zone of "dating" since she was... what, sixteen? But we're sure you can figure it out.

Agapanthus - Variable (genderfluid) - Orchid mantis - Older than you'd think - Pan

A waiter(and sometimes waitress) at Club Maenad, this mantis knows exactly how to show you a good time. Charming and attractive, even if they've been banned from bartending for the forseeable future, and flexible for nearly anything you might need in a partner, if you slip in the right compliments between rounds, you might very well have a shot! Just... keep in mind the waiver you signed at the door, and please remember that this is a bar for parasitoids and bugs of species prone to eating their mates.

ZM-32 - It/they - Io moth/cordyceps - 100+ - Fungus

Bugaria's most eligable bachelor! Everyone wants a piece of this, and for good reason! It'll be fierce competition, but maybe, just maybe, if you can evade the deadly lasers and circumvent the persistent hatred for the living that tormented it and its colony for years on end... you could win its heart.

Chips - He/they - Two-striped grasshopper - ??? - Has Better Things To Worry About

Green is in this year - and so are grasshoppers. This one is dateable! Probably. Just be sure to cosy up with him before his gambling debts do, or he might get eaten by a large praying mantis before you get the chance.

ZB-162 - It/its - Cordyceps symbiote - 100+ - Switchboard Operator

...are you into responsible bugs? Are you into fungi? Do you enjoy dating people who are preoccupied with regulating and operating the communication network used by an entire cordyceps colony? Well, ZB-162 might be the bug for you? Though, uhh, often occupied with its job, ZB-162 is a fine specimen of the cordyceps species, and certainly very attractive if you... if you...

...okay, we won't lie to you, this one's a bit of a fixer-upper. Not sure how you're going to drag them away from the communication channels long enough for

The Wraith - ??? - ???????????? - Reported active since Elizant 1's reign - ???????????

Mysterious figure from the Ant Kingdom's criminal underbelly. Married, but you can still shoot your shot, we guess...???

Marble - she/they - Wasp - late 20s - It's In There

…didn't this one get blown up? We're pretty sure this one got blown up. If you pick this one, you have to take mandatory bomb safety courses, we think.

Unit of Radioactive Decay - They/it - Iterator - First activated in late Gen 1 era - Aroace

This is... a building, but you can still give it a try, we guess? Honestly, we have no clue how you found this one. We're pretty sure it's not even a bug.

L2tM & Enot - Any u can call us anything u want bb <3 - Former iterator & karmic wyrm slugcats - Gen 1 & ageless wouldnt u like to know - yes

Why are you two here?! Get out of our fucking poll!!!

[applesandbannas747]

Do you have a song that makes you of Seiji and Nicholas? Individually or as a couple?

Oh man I have a lot!! I narrowed it down from my playlist to ones that are more specific and less ~vibes~ so here's what I got:

Nick:

Centuries

Homecoming King

Zero

The Art of Losing

Tongues

She's Kinda Hot

I'm Still Here

It Follows

B Team

Here's To The Zeroes

Seiji:

We Don't Have To Dance

A Million Ways

Therefore I Am

Gasoline

Baby Teeth

Ghost

Flu Game

Hold Me Like a Grudge

The Wind & Spark

Songs That Apply To Both of Them

I’m Still Standing

Off To See The World

We Are Golden

Young Volcanoes

The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years from Now)

Fences

How Far We've Come

Could Have Been Me

Nichoji:

-Enemies to Lovers:

Genghis Khan

I Hate Everything About You

Strange Love

A Kiss With A Fist

I Don't Care

One More Night

HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T

Thnks fr th Mmrs

Hatef--k

Bruises & Bitemarks

-Lovers

Happy Together

I Think I Love You

Haven't Had Enough

Willow

Just a Little Bit

Another Place

You've Been on My Mind

J'Ai Cru Entendre

Cardiac Arrest

The Good In Me

cotton candy

Church (Nick POV)

Anniversary

Something Just Like This

Marry You

Like a Fool (Nick POV)

Tear in My Heart (Nick POV)

Sara James

Bad Habit (Nick POV)

Like Real People Do

Fire and Flood

Rude! (Nick @ Dmytro)

Lay All Your Love on Me

You've Been on My Mind

Hearts Like Ours

Tongue Tied

Everybody Talks

I Hear a Symphony

Nothing Matters When We're Dancing

-"This is Our Song" Vibes

The Night We Met

Iris

Broken

Sink or Swim

Stolen Dance

-Just Because I Said So

Bang The Doldrums

Adrenalina

This was really fun to compile, thank you so much for the ask!

[astxroiid]

being married to jaskier // headcanon -- from this request

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❥ first things first: the proposal.

it was more beautiful and well thought out than you thought possible. -- he’d rather excitedly led you out to the forest and into a field. -- light from the candles he’d placed on stumps danced across the grass, though the light from the full moon would’ve sufficed. -- Jaskier had flowers placed in a circle around a large blanket on the ground and a basket full of foods set atop the blanket and beside and ornate bottle of wine. -- you both ate and drank first, though you had no idea what was coming. -- he spoke of old times and adventures you’d went on together, you admired his charm. -- when he took a knee, you were shocked enough that you dropped your bread on the blanket.

❥ his speech was heartfelt and absolutely beautiful. -- naturally after you said yes you kissed him which turned to something heated as you made love on the forest floor.

❥ he’s a sucker for clichés, so he definitely carries you through the door much to your dismay.

“Jask! Put me down! M’not a child!” -- “But, my love, it’s tradition.”

❥ he’s an absolute gentleman.

massaging you after hard days and bringing you a drink while he does. -- some mornings he brings you breakfast in bed and some days you do the same for him.

❥ it’s a cohesive and fair relationship and the best one you’ve ever been in.

❥ he’s an absolute sweetheart when you’re sick

“are you sure you’re okay, darling? I can get you more soup or a warm towel or—” -- “—Jask. Honey, I’m okay. I promise, I won’t die.”

❥ begging you for a child.

"But imagine a mini us? They'd be adora-" -- "that sounds like a nightmare, jask. Not right now." -- secretly your pregnant.

❥ your house is amazing.

you have infinite time to decorate and design. -- candles everywhere, cozy furniture strategically placed. -- the fireplace almost always burning because jaskier had to choose a cold place to live. -- it's fine though, you enjoy the cold (most of the time).

❥ having geralt over all the time.

you've trained him to take his muddy shoes off before coming inside, but figuring out what to do with his blood soaked clothes is another thing. -- he always compliments your home. -- geralt is the sweetest to you. -- "jaskier, your wife looks especially lovely this evening, wouldn't you say?" -- "i would say she looks especially wonderful every day." -- there's a designated room in the back for geralt to crash in, and a designated box for all the clothes he brings in covered in gods-know what liquid. -- it's Jaskier's job to wash them. -- "why must i?" -- "because. He's your best friend, and you get to clean up behind him." You smile.

❥ having a small farm with plenty of sources for food.

you gave each of the hens nature-themed names. -- the two cows got named daisy and dandy. -- your favorite group to harvest will always be the strawberries, stealing some to eat in the moment being a habit by now.

❥ jaskier got a dog to heard the sheep.

he named him Bailey and taught him how to sit, lay, and shake within the first 2 weeks. -- he cuddles up to the two of you at night, keeping you both warm. -- his best friend is a brown sheep named Jack. "Jaskier, your dog just farted." You say, half asleep in the dark of the bedroom. -- "no, love, that was me." He says apologetically.

❥ going on vacations and making geralt take care of the house and animals for you.

"And where is the dog's bed?" geralt asks, begrudgingly. -- "oh he sleeps in the bed with us usually." Jaskier quips. -- "great." -- and even though geralt seems displeased with Bailey, everytime you leave and come back home you find the two cuddled up together in bed. Fast asleep.

❥ vacations to the beach every summer.

there's a little hut jaskier build a couple years back that you share, usually opting to sleep under the stars anyway. -- swimming together every single day your out there. -- catching and cooking seafood. -- always bringing home extras for Bailey and geralt. -- you collect a sea shell each year you go, making a memorial wall for all the trips.

❥ the love songs jaskier writes during married life are some of the best in his career.

every new song gets massive cheers and applause from any crowd in a tavern that hears it. -- of course every song is about you. How you'll they not be? -- Jaskier hasn't wrote a sad song since the day he said his vows.

❥ he's a total bed hog.

jaskier and Bailey both, though mainly Jaskier takes up almost the entirety of the bed, tangling himself in the blankets. -- and yet, he feels bad every morning he wakes up and sees you on the edge of the bed, curled in a ball. -- you never mind, staying asleep for all of it.

❥ and somehow, the most obnoxious man you ever met became the best man you'll ever know.

omfg I'm so sorry that took me so long to write for you, love! that writers block came from nowhere jfc.

[the-real-confused]

TWN writers seeing “Jask” in fanfic

[therealstacyfakename]

has anyone done a Witcher au where they're playing dnd together and romancing each other's PCs?? bc that's very much on my mind right now & I might even write it some day

[flootzavut]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg (mentioned) Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Smut, queer, Trans Jaskier | Dandelion, Blanket Permission, Sexual Relationship, Canon Bisexual Character, Canon Pansexual Character, One Shot, Don't copy to another site, Emotional Sex, Tender Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher), Bathing/Washing, Justice for fuzzy Jaskier | Dandelion Series: Part 2 of good soup Summary:

Somehow, Yennefer of Vengerberg holding her hand out to him and evidently expecting him to take it? Is weirder.

 NB: does not have major character death in it, I somehow misclicked!

[john-bracket]

Are you gonna do a week for the finals again this time or are you gonna stick with the shorter poll time?

Yup, I’m planning to do a week for the finals and hopefully open submissions for the John variants bracket while it runs! Semis are just a day though

[christophimer]

this started as a doodle but then i liked it so kept on going.

This is what jaski's 'true form' looks like now. Being fire he can of course shape shift and his truest form is just a sort of multicoloured abstract fire shape - but now he still tries to keep his humanish appearance when in it (something he doesn't do very often now). He's at his most powerful in this form but also his most vulnerable, not having any magical layer of soot/ash to protect him slightly from water/wind etc.

In this state he can be a little 'all consuming fire' and just start eating everything not living and growing and growing- and once started he often needs to be cowed back into his human form.

[hannibard]

GERALT AND JASKIER ARE BACK BABY!!!!!!!

[applesandbannas747]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

ooo I love these! Thank you for the good vibes! I'm going to give my 5 most recent "playing on loop" songs haha in order of most recent backward

Dirty Night Clowns

2. Brianainn an t-Seòladair

3. Love From The Other Side and then the rest of the album as soon as it came out so they all count as one uwu

4. I Wan'na Be Like You - Fall Out Boy cover only jfgdsj i hate the song in any other version oops

5. Thumbs

[naumaxia-art]

The difference 20 years of living makes...

Also this piece very much reminded me that I cannot draw short hair to save my life so thank you very much to s3+ Jaskier and his silly little bob for saving me

[nippleninja2]

This single scene from The Witcher (2002) has more chemistry between Geralt & Jaskier than the Netflix show has in its entirity

[patroclusdefencesquad]

[through tears] uncle jaskier and his pocket sized princess

[aramblingjay]

#jaskier being weak for The Shoulder Touch (and accompanying sincerity) two seasons running

[pjxckson]

Lambert and Aiden

very much inspired by the beautiful writings of @inexplicifics