#jay derris

[brucecity]

Jay and Silent Bob skit cards from Clerks: The Animated Series

[junkie-jerkoff]

Viewaskew fandom come get your content

[numartian]

greetings jaybob nation

[wat-the-cur]

“You can always tell that stupid “Amy Story” all the time-...”

It’s funny to think that telling the “Amy Story” to Holden burst Silent Bob’s banks, and he’ll now tell that story to anyone, anywhere, completely unprompted. It’s even funnier to think that Bob told that story once, one time, and Jay, the petty, jealous bitch, got so twisted up at the thought of him having a serious relationship outside of theirs, that he feels like the “Amy Story” is near always on the tip of Bob’s tongue, when it isn’t.

[endsville]

unfinished jay & silent bob sketch

[faeriecap]

shoutout to derry girls for being my main source of irish slang and dialect you will always be famous

[amelia202sblog]

My friend and I decided to make an edit of what we think the Nevermore characters have

(Im including a list of all the voices used)

Lenore-Cassandra from rottmnt

Annabel-captain Amelia from treasure planet

Duke-Lafayette from Hamilton

Pluto-Daniel from hpma

Morelia- Clair from Derry girls

Bernice-clawdeen wolf from MH

Eulile -stairfire from Steven universe

Prospero-milo from Atlantis

Ada -Rochelle Goyal -monster high

Will-jay walker from lego ninja go

Montysor -striker from Helluva-boss

The deans-sad one and glad one from infinity train

The dollys-nurse joy from pokemon

Theo- Wirt from over the garden wall

[professional-termite]

drawing requests are currently closed (with a few exceptions)

BANNER BY @corvidovis TYSM SILLY!!!!

wahoo, new introductory post since ive been getting a lot of new followers lately!

hi, im Vanilla Extract (aka Van, Termite, or Termy), formerly E.W.W. Morningstar (Eddie is now hosted solely on @e-w-w-morningstar)! i am an aspiring artist and writer who just wants to be silly goofy online. send me asks, fool around, and have fun on my blog!! i love interacting with people :3

yes, i am the lightning mcqueen hater (i-hate-mcqueen). please stop sending me lightning mcqueen (send him in if you want, its funny lmao)

dni (not a lot tbh)

a bigot (homophobic, transphobic, aphobic, racist, TERF, mysogynist, etc)

a pedophile or zoophile (if you support pedophilia or zoophilia i will be blocking you immediately)

if i dont like you i will block you. sometimes i do this on vibe alone

shows/movies im planning on watching:

bbc sherlock (watched up to s3)

psych (watched eps. 1-3)

murder she wrote (yet to start)

only murders in the building (yet to start)

ted lasso (watched eps 1 and 2)

the afterparty (watched s1 a while ago, yet to watch s2)

dead end: paranormal park (watched eps 1 and 2)

bbc ghosts (yet to watch)

red dwarf (yet to watch)

and blogs im involved with/admin for under the cut

my (platonic, gender neutral, we get divorced a lot lmao) CURRENTLY ex-EX-husband, stick, is @/stickbug32

my daughter, tailz, is @/ouppypio

my other other daughter, cherry, is @/cherrysdeadd

my son, squid, is @/five-nights-at-squids

my other son, pine tree, is @/pin3-tr33

my soulsister, lee, is @/creative-soul-22

my internet sibling, toast, is @/iceeericeee

my dad, satan, is @/morningbloodystar

one of my siblings, jay, is @/helphowdoiusethis

my other siblings are echo @/echosghoast, violet @/violet-yimlat, abby @/janeway-lover, eric @/ask-eric-the-disposable-demon and probably more but im too lazy to count

my tags for rp as eddie (before i moved him to @e-w-w-morningstar) are #e.w.w. morningstar and #eddie lore, the tags for casual-wood (derry) are #casual-wood and #d.c.c. and the tags for rping as van the void dweller (the character, not me) is #van lore or #vans void

my art stuff is under #writing adventures with van and #drawing adventures with van (when i remember to tag djgk)

star trek posting is under #trek adventures with van

most of my original posts are under #random

i am the admin for:

@vans-ghost (van the void dweller)

@jessica-woodson-morningstar (jessica, eddies daughter)

@e-w-w-morningstar (eddie himself)

@novaspacoz (my oc nova)

@tyler-the-destroyer (my oc tyler)

@i-hate-mcqueen (pixar cars sideblog)

@the-real-number-one-van (joke sideblog, was gonna be a personal blog but i havent really used it)

@backup-ominous-threats (but thats a secret if youve read this far shhhh)

@termys-trek-art (trek art blog)

@ensign-navh (star trek oc rp blog)

@captainluckysstuff (second trek oc rp blog)

@cptnjeanlucpicard (picard rp blog)

@cmdrgeordilaforge (geordi rp blog)

[jamesbracket]

The matchups have arrived!

This tournament includes 96 characters named James, Jim, Jimmy, and Jay (with some others too), and they will all be competing in 6 brackets of 16, and the winners of those will be participating in two semifinals, and the winners of the semifinals will fight each other in the final finals! (Basically, it’s just how I did it on @blue-character-brawl, but with the amount of participants cut in half.)

Here are the matchups:

Bracket 1

Jim Hopper (Stranger Things) VS. Jim Halpert (The Office)

James “Rhodey” Rhodes (Marvel) VS. James “Bucky” Barnes (Marvel)

James Bonde (Moriarty the Patriot) VS. James Blond (Super Mario Brothers Super Show)

Jim Rockford (The Rockford Files) VS. James Bond (James Bond)

Jimmy Carter (Real Life) VS. James Madison (Hamilton)

James Byrd (@byrdsfly) VS. James Byrd (Spyro the Dragon)

JayMoji (Real Life) VS. James Phryllas (Real Life)

Jimmy Z (Wild Kratts) VS. Jimmy T (WarioWare)

Bracket 2

James Baxter (Adventure Time) VS. James (Adventure Time)

Jamestown, Virginia (Real Life) VS. James Webb Telescope (Real Life)

Jim Henson (Real Life) VS. Jim Davis (Real Life)

Jimmy Olsen (DC Comics) VS. Jim Gordon (DC Comics)

Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby) VS. James Henry Trotter (James and the Giant Peach)

Jimmy Neutron (Jimmy Neutron) VS. Shimmy Jimmy (Phineas and Ferb)

James McCloud (Star Fox) VS. Jay Elbird (Ace Attorney)

James (Wii Sports) VS. James (Papa Louie)

Bracket 3

Captain James Hook (Peter Pan) VS. James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Jim Hawkins (Treasure Island) VS. Jimmy Hopkins (Bully)

Jamie Waring (Black Swan) VS. James Flint (Black Sails)

Jamie McCrimmon (Doctor Who) VS. King James IV (Doctor Who)

Dr. James Possible (Kim Possible) VS. Jimmy Pesto Jr. (Bob’s Burgers)

Prince James (Once Upon a Time) VS. James (Princess and the Frog)

jim teacher (This TikTok) VS. Nagasaki James (Noonbit Man)

James March (American Horror Story) VS. James Vane (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Bracket 4

James (Pokémon) VS. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)

James the Red Engine (Thomas and Friends) VS. James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.)

Jamie Fraser (Outlander) VS. James Sunderland (Silent Hill 2)

James Ironwood (RWBY) VS. Private Jimmy (Red vs Blue)

James Rallison (Real Life) VS. James Huckle (The Search for Santa Paws)

Jay Walker (Ninjago) VS. Jimmy McGill (Better Call Saul)

Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones) VS. Jimmy Novak (Supernatural)

Jem Carstairs (The Infernal Devices) VS. James Herondale (The Last Hours)

Bracket 5

James Wilson (House MD) VS. Jamie Tartt (Ted Lasso)

Jim Lake Jr. (Trollhunters) VS. James Hunter (Animal Ark)

James (The Walking Dead) VS. Jimmy (Scott Pilgrim)

James-Roman Grilfalinas (@artificialkids-2k23-official) VS. Jimmy Lightning (Peggle)

Jamie Wellerstein (The Last Five Years) VS. Jamie Winter (Midsomer Murders)

James Holden (The Expanse) VS. James Ford (Lost)

James Garrett (Zoey 101) VS. James Amber (Life is Strange)

Jay Merrick (Marble Hornets) VS. Meanie Jim (Junie B. Jones)

Bracket 6

Jim Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes) VS. James Maguire (Derry Girls)

James Black (Detective Conan) VS. James Gunn (Real Life)

James the Cat (James the Cat) VS. Jimmy the Robot (The Aquabats)

Jimmy King (Emmerdale) VS. Jim Johnman (Monster Factory)

Jame Palrose (Terror Island) VS. Jimmy (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

James Diamond (Big Time Rush) VS. James Herriot (All Creatures Great and Small)

James West (The Wild Wild West) VS. James Maxwell (We Happy Few)

Jimmy Campbell (Bandstand) VS. James E. Negatus (Yonderland)

Round 1 of Brackets 1 and 2 will be going up on Saturday, May 20!

[blackch-rry]

The Summer of ‘89 (IT au) (Teaser)

Pairing: Sunghoon x reader, Heeseung x reader, Enhypen x reader

Synopsis: Derry, Maine, and all its residents thought the disappearance of a high school student was the first and last tragedy to occur in a long time, but once summer started in 1989 a terrifying nightmare had just begun. You had just moved to the small town a year prior; no friends and certainly no love life, but just after graduating high school you find yourself suddenly having a lot in common with a group of seven boys.

Warnings/Genre: Inspired by Stephen King’s IT, (the movies mostly), not really canon idk, horror, gore, angst, romance, more to come each update.

A/N: hi! I love horror and IT, so I thought it was time to finally write something about it. If you don’t like horror, my attempt at least, gore, and all that stuff, then this is not for you. I’m hoping the end of this series or near the end will come out near Halloween because that’s just perfect. So please be patient with updates! Enjoy this teaser :)

***

Fall 1988

Three teenage girls rode aimlessly down the street in their quaint town of Derry. Senior Year had started for all of them and as a last-ditch effort to cling onto summer, the group of friends hopped onto their bikes. One last late-night ride before the crisp autumn air took over. 

After an hour of aimless riding and chatting, the three had bright smiles as the wind wrapped around their hair as they sped up a slope in the road, that eventually died down when the trio came to a slow glide side by side. 

One of the girls, Chaewon, quickly smoothed down the back of her hair. She had a mischievous thought and voiced, “Hey, Kazuha…” 

Once she got her friend’s attention she continued, “Are you finally gonna find the courage this year?”

The last girl, Yunjin, laughed loudly, immediately knowing what her friend was getting at, but poor Kazuha was lost. 

“Huh? Courage to do what?”

“Oh come on,” Yunjin started, “It’s our last year of high school! You’ve had that crush on Jay since freshman year! You need to do something about it before we graduate.”

 

Kazuha let out a shriek of embarrassment, “No way! I can’t do that!”

Chaewon quickened her pedaling so she could get ahead and come back around to circle her best friends.

She said, “And why not? He hasn’t dated anyone for two years and when he was it broke you, remember that? The least you could do is confess and then he can take you to prom! Your dream!”

“The least? I can’t even ask my teachers to go to the bathroom during class. I can’t just go up to him and tell him I like him!”

The two giggled at their friend’s worrying. Chaewon stopped circling and joined the line, “Ok fine, you don’t have to freak him out by straight out confessing, but I think you really should talk to him at least. I just hate seeing you so down in the dumps, staring at him all day.” 

“I don’t stare…that much.” 

“Sure,” Yunjin said with a smile, “Hey, my house is right around the corner. I’ll see you guys tomorrow!”

The girls said their goodbyes as Yunjin took off. Kazuha knew Chaewon was about to head off since her house was close by as well, but before she did, she said, “Zuha, I’m serious. I know you’re scared about talking to a guy you like first, but we just want to see you happy. You know that right?” 

“Of course, I do… and yeah I guess you guys are some-what right. I should just go up to him after algebra and ask him out. Plain and simple…and it would ruin me again if he took another girl to prom.” 

Chaewon smiled, “There you go! Plain and simple. And if he doesn’t say yes, which he won’t do, it’ll be alright. You have us to cry on and eat ice cream with.”

“Gee, thanks.” 

Chaewon laughed before her house came into view, “Alright! See you later!” 

Kazuha let out a small goodbye before it was just her, alone, riding down the dimly lit street. Two minutes passed before she made a turn that would lead her home. One more block of easy riding and late-night breezes sending chills down her body, until something on the road up ahead caught her stare. 

She’s not really the type to stop for things out of her way, but something about it poked at her curiosity. Coming to a slow stop, she saw what it was in its entirety. 

A gasp left her lips. On the side of the cracked pavement laid a bloody cat. She hopped off her bike and let it fall to the ground. Kneeling so she could get a better look, a wave of disgust hit. The closer she got she could see the terrible state the cat was in. It was on its side; dark crimson blood stained the fur surrounding its stomach…where a whole chunk was missing.

Kazuha didn’t have a clue as to what could do this. For a second, she thought another animal attacked it, but the edges around the wound couldn’t have been bite marks from an animal, not around here. And the part bitten off was way too big. 

She had to look away when more blood and parts of the remaining organs spewed out. With a hand covering her mouth, she took a deep inhale to rest her stomach. A second later, she turned back towards the poor cat, but something beyond her by the side of a house made her pause. 

The backyard of the house she kneeled before was not well lit, but she saw more red. 

A…balloon?

With a surge of fear and uncertainty, she got up from the ground. The dying cat was far from her mind when she saw it clearer. A single red balloon stayed floating next to the house. Her steps backward were slow and quiet. How could this be possible? Shouldn’t it be floating into the sky?

As if the object could hear her thoughts, the red balloon started ascending. Her eyes stayed glued to it, watching and watching until the bright color was consumed with the blackness of the night sky. She stayed staring at the distant sky as she continued to back away until the heel of her shoe hit her bike. The sound and abruptness of the impact brought her back out of her daze. She quickly snapped her head back to the ground and the fear she had grew. The cat was gone. 

She couldn’t believe it. Any of this. Was she going insane? First the mangled cat and now a floating balloon? Maybe she was hallucinating. Yes, that was it she concluded. She must be sleep deprived because everything was becoming nonsense.

With a sigh, she touched her forehead trying to calm her racing thoughts and nerves. A gust of wind rushed by her, and she startled. God, it must be so late by now. My parents will be so mad…

Kazuha stared at the empty spot on the pavement, wondering again what that was, before turning around to grab her bike. 

A second more and she would have been on her bike.

A minute more and she would be rounding up on her house. Home.

But the second she turned around her head was being swallowed whole.

***

Spring 1989.

“That time of the month, yeah?” 

Looking bored, you give a half assed smile, “You always know what to say to a girl don’t you, Jeno?” 

He leaned over the counter between you, hands placed on the edge, “Well, you can come back to mine and I’ll say a lot nicer-”

“Just ring up my damn tampons.” 

His charming façade wiped away, he stood back upright and lazily scanned the box. 

“A dollar fifty.” 

You gave him the money, took the bag, and said, “That wasn’t so hard. I mean you’re a cashier at a shitty drug store. I think you might need some more training on how to click a few buttons.” 

You left before you could hear the rest of his angry rambling. 

With the ringing of the store’s bell, you’re outside. The sudden uproar of summer was evident and it wasn’t even June yet. The sudden heat had you craving a cigarette. You walked until the nearest alley to reach into the back pocket of your jean shorts. You pulled out a cigarette from its box and placed it in between your lips before reaching back around for your trusty lighter. Once lighting and taking a deep inhale, you watched the smoke billow out in front of you. When it cleared you were met with a face. 

Taped to the brick wall before you is a poster of that girl who went missing at the beginning of the school year. 

Kazuha.

Staring at her black and white photo and her parent’s information made you slightly uncomfortable. No, you were never friends with her personally, but she always smiled at you in the halls. 

You moved to Derry at the end of Junior year and making friends was never your forte, but it never hurt to see a smile directed at you, even if a stranger. 

You remember that day at school like a haunting nightmare. The somber voice of the principal over the speakers announcing her disappearance. You knew who was in Kazuha’s close group of friends and the chilling cry from Huh Yunjin sitting two rows in front of you still gives you goosebumps whenever you replay that moment. She had to be escorted out of the room by the teacher. 

Suddenly, smoking your cigarette in front of her missing poster feels disrespectful. You don’t put it out, instead you make your way back to the busy sidewalk. As you go about, you ponder over it all. 

Her weird absence from everything, the sight of her parents sometimes idling outside the high school wishing she’d magically burst out the doors after a long day at school, the way the halls got quieter the first two months after, and the rumors. 

The police never brought up too many details about her case on the news. It’s a fact that the police found her abandoned bike but nothing else, yet somehow gossip started to spread amongst your classmates. Some said they found her bloody shoe. Others said she was abducted by aliens. (That one you find incredibly hard to believe). 

No one said it out loud, but everyone has a feeling she’s dead. It’s been about seven months since then and she hasn’t been found. Never a good sign. The cloudy gloom her disappearance brought upon the town has finally subdued with the beginning of summer. 

Everyone has moved on besides her family and close friends, but seeing her face around every turn and corner makes it hard for you to forget. The whole thing really. 

You’re quickly brought out of your thoughts when you see a group of seven boys zoom past you on their bikes. While getting the last you can out of your fix, you keep your gaze on their backs. One of them stands on the pedals and shouts, “Fuck you high school! We’re free at last!” 

You hear the rest of them holler in agreement, but all it does is give you a headache. 

You forgot graduation is tomorrow.

You stomp the cigarette out in annoyance. 

[scarytat]

Been enjoying the new season of CBS Ghosts. I’ve written about it before but it’s so indicative of the differences between North American and British culture. The writer of Derry girls said that if the show had been set in America everyone would be popular, pretty and successful. I get this a bit with CBS Ghosts too.

Rather than Jay and Samantha actually being incompetent like Alison and Mike, it is circumstances beyond their control that scupper them, not personal failings. They also try to be good and moral, Alison and Mike are sometimes devious and immoral. Also the dynamic of Samantha and Jay is more traditional, it is Jay who ultimately is the head of the house (having to defend her honour, being the more practical one, having the final say on the house matters, having Samantha always ask Jay almost for permission) rather than Alison wearing the trousers so to speak.

The CBS ghosts are immoral, but only accidentally through naivety. There’s a “it was a different time and they have to modernise” angle, rather than the BBC ghosts fully knowing they’re wrong but not caring. The sorry episode shows this, they know full well it’s not acceptable, but it’s about what they can get away with. Whereas, the CBS ghosts are constantly seeing the error of their ways and changing. They have definitely toned down the allusions to murder and crime this season, as if to say “they are atoning for their amoral past”.

There isn’t a real sense of disappointment or angst from the CBS ghosts, it is all working out better and better for them. A lot of the storylines centre around the theme of being dead and this being unable to achieve the success or impact they had in life with relationships and achievements. This is the classic “British comedy is about the losers, American comedy is about the winners” troupe. The BBC ghosts have the opposite problem, they were outsiders in real life so what they struggle with as ghosts is actually having to get along with others.

Also, as a note. Is it not a bit uncomfortable that Isaac’s relationship wasn’t about lovers against the world like the straight relationships in the show? It almost reduced Nigel to the level of friend, like Isaac was choosing between two friends not his love. I dunno, I just can’t imagine a straight couple in the show having to compromise in the same way.

Class! There is a weird absence of the acknowledgment of social class in CBS Ghosts. The older ghosts especially are completely devoid of the physical indicators. They all act quite modern, not just in terms of speech (the words, the volume, the cadence), but also mannerisms. They all rush about and use their hands a lot, and speak to one another sitting down. Alberta, Hetty and Isaac especially, they aren’t refined enough. Even in a movie from the 1940s/50s people just moved and spoke in a much more restrained way. I know BBC Ghosts goes for historical accuracy 110%, but it takes me out of it so much watching CBS Ghosts, they seem much more like a fancy dress party gone wrong sometimes.

EDIT: How could I forget the most perfect example, the plague ghosts! In BBC ghosts it is the gruesome disease that is scary, and the joke is it’s the same actors. Whereas in CBS Ghosts the joke is that they are ugly. That’s it, ugly people=scary and immoral. Lesser. It’s like CBS didn’t want to have their glamorous actors be “made ugly” because ugliness is associated with badness. Also, the entire joke that the CBS plague ghosts are ugly people and therefore amoral will not age well.

Thoughts?

[jerzwriter]

Getting to Know You Better

Thank you to @angelasscribbles for the tag!

Here are my answers:

Last Song:

Jackie & Wilson, Hozier (Hey, at least it's not from Unreal Unearth). [Since I started this Empire State of Mind, Jay Z & Alicia Keys has come on]

Favorite color(s):

Purple, Red, Pin, Burgundy - sorry, can't pick lol

Currently watching:

At this very second? Day Drinking with Seth Meyers and Dua Lipa (my daughter says I will like it better than the one with Lizzo, I doubt it... but I'll let you know.)

Last movie:

Theater: American Fiction (It's fucking EXCELLENT!) Home: When Harry Met Sally (for the 10,000th time)

Currently reading:

Fic: Perfect on Paper Non-Fic: Polysecure (You know why! lol)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory:

Yes. Next question?

Last thing I googled:

What nationality is Jon Stewart (I'm weird... and I love him)

Current obsession(s):

Abbott Elementary (so glad it's back!); Derry Girls; Hozier; Noah Kahan; The Cranberries (flashback...); Multiamory Podcast (It's awesome! You have to check it out.); Baseball (FINALLY!)

Currently working on:

Too much... lol Honestly, finishing off 2 Valentine's Day fics (Tobias/Casey, Wake the Dead); My Tobias/Casey HC. Fandom-wise, I think I'm going to do that T/C AU when I'm done, prob work on WTD and Crimes of Passion stuff. But I'm honestly not sure ... I'm trying to segue to original fic again ... but I guess this obsession is hard to let go of.

Clean copy below cut if you want to play along!

Randomly tagging below cut - but anyone can play! :)

@aallotarenunelma @cariantha @dutifullynuttywitch @fairymatchmaker @genevievemd @icecoffee90 @inlocusmads @kyra75 @liaromancewriter @missameliep @noesapphic @potionsprefect @quixoticdreamer16 @storyofmychoices @lilyoffandoms @thefirstcourtesan @thosehallowedhalls @aria-ashryver @aces-and-angels @moominofthevalley @trappedinfanfiction @peonierose @coffeeheartaddict2 @dr-colossal-pita

[junkie-jerkoff]

Please someone tell me why every kevin smith movie is gay and stupid

[ggengariite]

Riptide pirates in the IT universe

go

omg i was not expecting THIS

there’s lots of ways to look at this i think, like

are the riptide pirates the way they are (with dnd magic and such) fighting pennywise?

are they just in derry? without magic and stuff?

cuz like gillion could smite pennywise so easily that clown does NOT stand a chance

chip and richie as a duo would be absolutely insufferable i know that for sure

jay and beverly would bond over being surrounded by annoying men

i think gillion would be chill with bill also he’d probably wanna kill all of the toxic ass parents that the losers club has

chip and bill bonding over losing someone close to them

gillion trying to heal eddie to cure him of any disease or sickness he says he has, only for them both to be confused when nothing happens (because they’re fake)

idk they’re such drastically different universes so it’s hard to brainstorm but those r just my immediate thoughts

[wat-the-cur]

I was flicking through the script for Clerks 3 and saw this. I don’t actually remember hearing the line about Jay only singing and dancing for Silent Bob in the actual film (maybe I just have a shit memory), but I’m losing my mind over it. The idea that most of Jay’s jiving around is for Silent Bob’s enjoyment is so sweet. I’m now thinking back on all the scene of Jay dining and dancing through the films with this in mind. Was that why the Jedi mind trick obsession in “Mallrats” was pissing him off? Because he was ignoring Jay’s dancing? Was he especially loud and energetic in “Clerks”, because Bob was looking under the weather? (I maintain Bob was tired, because Jay got him up early to help shave his head). Then he encouraged him to dance with him, later on. Then there was his Buffalo Bill dance in “Clerks 2”?? Considering there was an extended version where Jay grinds on Bob, then coaxes him to touch his naked body. And a deleted scene where Bob calls Jay out for being “a gay man in deep denial” (he’s bi, but I think Kevin Smith is allergic to that word, I digress). And THEN (I haven’t seen Reboot yet, sorry, but I do know this), in Reboot it’s revealed that Jay and Bob’s relationship has grown into something other than “hetero lifemates”, even though they still use that term. They are confirmed to, at least functionally, be a couple at this point. And now Jay is saying that he only dances for Silent Bob.

It’s just something else.

[endsville]

hi, bye