redditors will be like “erm does anyone else think abed is a bit of a dick 🤓” as if their faves aren’t a disbarred lawyer who sees women as objects, a future cop who drugs her friends with amphetamines, a white feminist who equates virtue signaling with political activism and thinks animal abuse is worse than racism, a pro-life fundamentalist christian, an arsonist, and pierce
Here are some thoughts I had while bored at work today:
Has thought about sex with Ted: Sassy (bonus for actually having sex with Ted)
Has deliberately NOT thought about sex with Ted because they don't want to deal with thinking about it: Rebecca, Trent, Roy
Has probably thought about sex with Ted at least once and couldn't decide if it was too weird to think about or if it would be a good time: Keeley, Nate
Has played FMK with Ted as one of the options (has occurred both drunk and sober): the entire Richmond team, the pub trio
Has not thought about sex with Ted: Higgins, Mae
Could fall anywhere on the spectrum and even outside of it for all I know: Beard