#jess is an asshole

[clairedaring]

JESSE EISENBERG and ISLA FISHER as DANIEL and HENLEY

NOW YOU SEE ME (2013) dir. Louis Leterrier

[rejectingrepublicans]

[endiness]

that jess is a man in his 30s by ayitl and he ended up the most mature, stable, well-adjusted, responsible adult in the entire show. and people still wanna be like "but he was a problematic teenager121!!!"

[teayoungg]

1 year since T. confirmed he sleeps naked 💀

[bonelessenthusiast]

i don’t dislike kenzie for being a villain in the game i dislike her for being the adult version of a high school bully

[papertowness]

gang i have to know if you have a fandom character that everyone else seems to love but you find absolutely insufferable . i’ll go first mines jess mariano from gilmore girls

[danganronpa96]

Since asks are open again, for the second one I’m doing for the “ghost bobojack and family” series is that Natsuki, having been introduced into paranormal stuff by Yuri long ago, decides to test some things out by doing a ritual { it doesn’t work } and sprinkles salt all over the house to protect herself { as it’s said that salt or saltwater scares off ghosts or demons by burning them idk if that’s actually true }. Nothing happens for a while and Natsuki wonders if it was all a sham. Meanwhile Bojack phases through the wall after doing whatever, unknowingly stepping on the salt and screams bc it burns, which scares Natsuki

at least she found out it works

[sanjarka]

i am simply just not built to survive a breakup. when nick and jess broke up i spent the entirety of watching season four crying. not even exaggerating.

[spoopieere]

I like to get reminded every now and then, how Nick (Jesse's actor) and Brian (Preston's actor) has actual irl beef.

My fav part:

The full article

[whatthehelloh]

[ x ]

[ankmankpank]

I don’t want to write Jesse as a little mean😄

But the parasites in me want to write Jesse a little mean👹👹👹

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[prettymvgic]

◜𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 ! ◞ this is jesse dylan, he's between the ages of 18-30 from the 1980's to the 90's : he's also a walking trigger warning & red flag. i will be posting more about him soon stay tuned. ( eighteen | open to all genders ! )

taking a small drag of his cigarette the male huffs in frustration. "i fuckin' told you, it ain't gonna be more than this ! get it through your damn head. hell, yer not even my type just a hole to fill."

ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ

[sequencefairy]

I’ve never been very far into the Watcher fandom because the unexamined racism has always made me uncomfortable as a non-white person and I was never super into the shows but I liked the guys and I was rooting for them as soon as Watcher started. I’ve always kind of vaguely followed the company at a distance instead, so there are only a handful of Watcher blogs on my actual dash. I happened to have some free time last week and caught the countdown and made the mistake of going into the tag. Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you so much for being one of the horrifyingly few voices of uhhhhh not-hate in the fandom and I’m really glad I managed to accidentally follow the handful of fans who aren’t terrible people. I’m really just a lurker in the fandom, but I wanted you to know that there’s at least one person lurking around who is grateful for the lighthouse. I’m planning to send this thank you to the others on my dash as well ❤️

aw thanks friend! i am glad you're here, too! <3

i am happy to have been able to be a lighthouse! if you feel comfy coming off anon ever, I'm happy to chat! my dms are always open and so's my askbox.

[lapetitepersonne]

*head in my hands* Kelvin said to his face that the rocking chair was stupid just to hurt him (because he was hurt) when Keefe probably spent hours on it and did it all for him and even put his NAME on it even though in the precedent scene at the carpentry Kelvin told him all about how Taryn perfectly replaced him and was so looooved by everyone and no one missed Keefe (BITCH YOU MISS KEEFE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT EXCEPT KEEFE WHICH IS THE PROBLEM) and this basically just confirmed to Keefe that he isn't needed but he still loves Kelvin so much and he was just desperate to show him what he could still do for him as a carpenter (because he failed him as an assistant youth pastor) and made him a fucking rocking chair and Kelvin said it was STUPID

[anxiouspotatorants]

Proof that Jess Mariano is actually a Sad Girl:

Smoking

Reads from sexy authors that he thinks are sexy and make him sexy by association

Puts on a jaded persona around romantic interests («What makes you think I care about you?»)

Obsessed with Almost Famous

Mommy issues

May not canonically listen to Sad music (as far as we know) because the genre wasn’t defined yet, but does listen to poppy emotional XTC and pop punk covers of What A Wonderful World. 

Definitely thinks he’s more mature than his peers

Writes in the margins of his book as if he expects someone to put it up on Pinterest one day

Hates everything but books, music and that one chick he can’t get over even though she’s been emotionally unavailable 90% of their time together

He has a vinteagey americana car

And last but not least: is a moody broody little shit