#the potato rants

[anxiouspotatorants]

Rory liked Dean but she didn’t love him. She liked going on dates with him. She liked that he’d spend time with her and watch movies with her and get along with her mother. But there was no fire, no matter how much she wanted there to be one. She couldn’t burn like she did for exploring the world and the written word. She couldn’t burn for him.

Rory loved Logan but she didn’t like him. She loved his freedom, his adventurous spirit, his lust for life. She loved how she could let herself go with him, put faith in something dangerous and not shatter. But she didn’t like how cruel he could be to others. She didn’t like how dismissive he was, of responsibilities, of consequences, of people’s hurt. She didn’t really like him.

Rory liked Jess and she loved him. She liked that he liked the same stuff as her, liked that he’d help out his uncle without bragging, and talk with her friends, and throw literary challenges at her because he genuinely wanted her opinion. She loved his honesty, his integrity, how he’d leave her speechless with his gaze and breathless with his kisses. How he looked at her, all of her, and never made her feel like she was lacking. She liked and she loved him. And it scared her shitless.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s crazy how there’s so much misinformation about Food. The thing we need all the time. Arguably the point of getting up each day. Fucking food. You’d think educating our young on this central component of life would be the sort of thing we’d teach them as kids, but nooo, I have to go reading up on zookeeping techniques for keeping and feeding large primates in captivity to get a straight fucking answer about carbon and phosphorus sourcing instead of a bunch of pseudoscience or fatphobia or classism or racism or just good old fashioned taboos! [Chews furniture] HOW DO YOU DEMONIZE THE POTATO

[communicationnskills]

Sometimes I think the show forgets that Lucy was like... kidnapped by a serial killer and buried alive, and died? And that her best friend that she lived with got murdered? And that her parents don’t approve of her career or life choices so she doesn’t even technically have blood family around? And that she’s also been through like a hundred other things that never get brought up again? Yeah, I think about this a lot

[selenealwayscries]

have yet to stop thinking about tsum tsum hermits

original idea by @digdeepergravedigger09 btw

[boiling-potato]

Yeah... Soo.... I have a tracer.. 💀💀

I don't know if this is satire (good god I hope so 💀) or not but they have posted a good amount of traced art work from different artist including mine that I don't know what to believe.. they sound like your typical average fangirl too, every art they posted there's always a roleplay between their oc and bendy being lovey dovey ತ⁠_⁠ತ I was just scrolling through DeviantArt when I saw this, yeah this maybe a really old drawing of mine but I can recognize my art style anywhere and before you ask yes, I already call her out on it. She didn't reply to my on my comment but she dm me to stop being mean and that she only took inspiration on my artwork... Me?? Being mean?? When I literally just commented this!

*inhale*

Resisting the urge to really comment what I want to say because pretty sure if I did I'll be the one to get reported in DeviantArt godammit ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ

And now she's not replying to my messages 🤡

[iwasbored777]

Headcanon or fancanon

Gwen accidentally called Rio mom. Gwen cringed at what she said...Rio secretly smiled.

Rio remembers that Gwen doesn't have a mother and feels bad for her, she comes closer and whispers "you can call me that but please wait until after you marry my son" and gives her a wink. Gwen is speechless but her face turning red is speaking for itself.

[rocketbirdie]

i would love to enjoy everything that stardew valley has to offer but unfortunately i approach this game the same way i approach real life: avoid all social interaction and tend to my garden in belligerent silence

[padfoot-lupin77]

I hate it when people go “back in my day people weren’t gay”, firstly because this is factually wrong, and secondly because I’m the worst person to say this to. I’m gay and a nerd, so I’m about to pull every myth, legend and story about queer people in the past. Like oh you think queerness is a new thing then let me tell you about the myth of Apollo, Hyacinthus and Zephyrus which was created about 3000 years ago. Sorry dude next time pick a fight with someone whose brain is the same size as yours.

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[fan-mans]

Growling and foaming at the mouth because I remember the fact that people don't love arans snes design and don't make art for him

[anxiouspotatorants]

Don’t mind me I’m just thinking about how Rory almost destroyed her life and definitely destroyed her sense of self trying to please everyone around her not because they explicitly demanded it of her but because she grew up with a deep rooted unadressed view of her own existence as the destruction of Lorelai and Christopher’s lives, causing her to be constantly mindful of what the world might expect of her and desperately trying to not just meet those demands but a whole lot more no matter the cost because that’s the only way to make up for the fact that she exists and is alive

[cactiunderyourfeet]

Reading Jinx Ch53 :

Finally! Something everyone was waiting for......Kim Dan left on his own(kinda)(🤧)

*realising he left because he felt not needed not because he was tired of Jk's b*llshit*(😀🧐😅😭)

The audacity of this man......(😤) wth do you mean by "who said you could quit"(🙅🙄😒)

*where Potato's story author-nim (😭)*

*emo scene with Dan's grandma. She was such a cute kid!😭💕 *

*Dan inherited the adorable features from Grandma*

"I feel like shit" self assessment at its peak

Let's drift to fanarts till S2 乁⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ㄏ

ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

[twelve-kinds-of-trouble]

Favorite type of bread?

I don’t know if potato bread is a thing in lots of other places, but in my household? Potato bread is a staple. All the online recipes I’ve read (which from what I can tell are mostly written by Americans) call them potato farls so that might be what other people know it by. I don’t know why the name changed, that’s super interesting??

it’s the best thing in the world!! It’s just flour, leftover potatoes, butter and some salt. Shape em into little triangles or squares, fry them, and enjoy in any which way you please (my house likes to eat them as part of like a Full Irish Breakfast) You can also get them from the shops here. Please please tell me if you can get potato bread at the shops in other places because your ask has sparked my curiosity.

[swampstew]

whats a job that I can make and sell weed infusion recipes that pay a milly bucks?

[doodle17]

Ask me about them

[fandomgamersimp]

I felt like doing a little shoutout to a fanmade Friday the 13th film (dir. Jason West, 2021) Also warning, there are going to be spoilers below!

The movie is available on YT for free by the way, always give some love to indie artists!

Now, I'm gonna get it out of the gate, I don't personally find it the best among all the fanmade FT13 stuff; most of my complaints are about general, technical stuff though.

But damn, they did what most movies don't want to explore (or they don't feel like exploring), and that's Jason's mental state/ mind. I feel like there's some great potential in showing what may possibly be going on with someone who's silent at all times- something that I don't recollect many FT13 media doing (unless you count fans' interpretations, theories and headcannons based on how Jason behaves, along with the Jason vs Leatherface comic that dug into him as a person more), but what would add to him as a villain and a character overall.

In the movie, Jason was struggling with auditory hallucinations (or you can interpret that as his mom actually talking to him from the grave, though I'm personally not all for supernatural stuff) of Pamela's voice screaming at him to kill people. "Punish them for what they did to me, to us" she said multiple times. And damn, did that make my heart ache.

He genuinely struggled with hearing that, seemingly writhing in pain and hitting himself while distressed, shaking his head.

Also, in the scene below, him looking at the picture of his mom was, in my opinion, like trying to remind himself that there's no chance it could actually be her; or maybe wondering if a person who was so sweet and loving to him, who holds her child dearly in the photograph, could really be saying all those viscious things.

I watched all those scenes and I wondered "does this portrayal of Jason actually wants to do all those horrible things?" Sure, in other movies, he is not - to me- a viscious serial killer either. He doesn't go to other towns to kill, pretty much all of his kills are quick, unless the victims struggle. There's no sick enjoyment there to me with killing itself, compared to some other villains. But this one?

He tries to make those voices stop. He can't, obviously he can't- there are no psychiatrists and therapists, there is no one to help him deal with all of this. No one will, considering he already has killed a bunch of people.

Maybe he's aware of it too- he knows his future doesn't exists, because there was just a victim after victim, but he couldn't stop, so he is metaphorically tied to that old camphouse he lives in, since he knows he's not wanted anywhere else- that was what he was taught his entire life.

He can't just stop listening to what the voice of Pamela tells him to do- there is an altar for her in the movie as well, many objects he managed to collect, pictures and newspaper cutouts, portraying the only person who loved him unconditionally- he can't stop listening to someone like that.

And he wants them to stop telling him all those atrocities, because maybe despite his mom screaming "they deserve it" inside his head, they actually didn't- but also, it's the voice of the only person who cared. If the voice stops, it may hit him a little too hard that she really is dead, and she's never coming back.

So he listens.