#jesse breaking bad

[lttleghost]

I've complained about this meme before but I feel like I can more precisely describe why it pisses me off now, cause like yeah yeah it's silly it doesn't matter all that much but like... the joke of it is basically just "haha Jesse stupid and messes stuff up Walt knows about" without actually... thinking about Walt or Jesse's characters and what they're actually knowledgeable about nor about the actual contexts of all trainwrecks that these two get into and how almost every single time it's WALT who had the more reasonable option to avoid it

like okay so we see Jesse play video games, we see even more game cases scattered around his house and apartment, my girl is a gamer, and there is no such evidence with Walt. if one of these characters knows a ton about minecraft and the other doesn't, the knowledgeable one is gonna be Jesse - but Walt hates not being in control, he likes to boss around others and he thinks he knows better than others, and especially thinks he knows better than Jesse, and Jesse has shit self esteem and is easily manipulated and caves to what Walt wants him to do most of the time after awhile. realistically this situation would go something along the lines of Jesse trying to tell Walt how to make a cobblestone generator, Walt saying that it makes no sense for some reason or another and telling Jesse to do it a different way, and then acting like it's Jesse's fault that it didn't work when Jesse goes and does it like Walt told him to, kinda like how Jesse tells Walt that doing certain things and getting involved with certain people as drug dealers isn't a good idea and Walt tells him to do something anyway and it goes badly for both of them

or even if we wanted to assume that Walt IS the one with the minecraft knowledge, any time past literally episode one Jesse tends to ask questions when he doesn't fully understand something, and Walt often just dismisses the question, Jesse still tries to do whatever he's supposed to with his limited knowledge but fails, in such examples as "why won't fluoric acid melt this flimsy plastic" so a different route for a more accurate meme is that Walt tells Jesse how to make the cobblestone generator, something about the process doesn't make sense to Jesse, he asks a clarifying question, Walt's answer is basically "fuck you", Jesse still tries his goddamn best even if he fails and Walt blames it on Jesse over considering the idea that refusing to answer Jesse's clarifying question was the actual problem

[rockyhorrorfreakshow]

trying out tumblr be nice 2 me

[monkeybebop]

Jesse Pinkman come home the kids miss u…

[lesbian-superjesus]

JESSE! we must mourn the loss of innocence!

[d3ad4ndg0ne]

you wanna cook crystal meth?

[kimwexlesbian]

Drew him on my ds I love him so much genuinelyaauauugkgh

[jessepinkmanlvr]

“you better not have any boys over”

my room:

(prob gonna delete later cus it has my face in it 😭😭)

[xxviviennevincentxx]

[starrywho]

don’t think I ever posted him omg

this is my Jesse pinkman he watches me on my desk :3

[homoerotikos]

༺𓆩𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋JESSECORE𓆪༻

[lttleghost]

is Jesse Pinkman from the critically acclaimed american drama series Breaking Bad... actually transgender? a video I've been working on for the last ten million years

[urfavisananimegirl]

jesse pinkman from breaking bad

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!

[monkeybebop]

When in doubt I always draw Jesse

[yourfaveisintersex]

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad is an intersex cis man, and his variation is XO/XY Mosaicism / Mixed Gonadal Dysgenesis!

Requested by @hpdjesse

[d3ad4ndg0ne]

found season 3 and 4 of breaking bad on dvd at the thrift 😛

[ambitiouspotions]

UNANSWERED | JESSE PINKMAN | DRABBLE

summary — jesse is leaving another voicemail on your phone

word count — 500

warnings — angst (sorry)

author's note — i’m fucking sorry xoxo (i’m going through it)

your call has been forwarded to voicemail. the person you are trying to reach is unavailable. at the tone please record your message, when you have finished recording you may hang up.

a short beep.

“yo, this is…man, why the hell am i saying it again? you know it’s me.

i know i’m blowing up your phone but, babe, please just hear me out this time. i didn't mean to miss your art thing. i really was on the way, but then i couldn't get out the door, and shit—

—i know i totally fucked up. for real fucked up, but i swear to god y/n, i really was on the way. i didn't think that—

no, i know it wasn't just about the art thing—i know it's about so much more—but i’m sorry about that, but i just didn't expect you to move out all your stuff while i was at work—fuck—i want to be there for you and be there with you.

you're real pissed and i know that. i get that. i’d be pissed too. it’s not gonna happen again. you just have to give me another chance.

y/n, please come back. please, for the love of god, come back. you were the best thing to happen to me. you made me less shitty. i was pulling it together. i was fuckin’ trying.

shit—i know i texted you like a billion times and i know you can see them. please—

i’m so sorry. i can't keep apologizing like—i know i’m selfish and shit but you gotta believe me—

i’m not even fucking high right now. come on, y/n, i really need for you to let me make it up to you, like forreal.

i know i’m a real shitty boyfriend, but you gotta let me try again. fuckin’ hell—

i know keep calling, but you gotta understand i need you. i fuckin’ need you. you can't just leave.

uh, i know this isn't the first time i screwed up, but come on, like i dunno want else to say—

—like you're what was making me better. you were—shit—you are all i need.

you gotta come back. y/n, babe, you—please—give me one more chance. i am a damn screw-up! i know,

okay?! i know i am, but please—

—don’t do this to me. you can't leave without telling me goodbye. it’s not fair…it’s not fuckin’ fair.

like….i miss you. you were like everything good in my life—”

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