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coreytaylr · 1 year

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ITS ALMOST 2AM AND IM VIBRATING OUT OF MY SKIN

#rhys darby #hes so fuxking pretty i want to kms #i need his [redacted]#and also him to [redacted]#JIST RAIL ME INTO NEXT WEEK JESUS CHRIST #kriss.exe

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hoodieimp · 6 months

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Completely fuckin forgot to post abt it the day of but

GUESS WHO ✨️FINALLY✨️ GOT THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSE LAST WEEK!!!!!!

#dizzyisms #ONLY TOOK ME FIVE TRIES OVER WHAT. A YEAR AND A HALF #Ironically I was not the one to drive home afterwards bc I was too much of an anxious wreck fhdhdhhdhs #When I tell you I fucking burst into tears when the instructor told me I passed hdhdhdbxbx #mostly bc I was already wound up tighter than a damn spring and fully primed to start crying abt Screwing Up Again #it was a physical shock #but a good one!#at the time of FINALLY posting this. checks calender. a week later #I've gone to the insurance place to get my Actual license validated! now I wait for the Card to get mailed in #(Also Jesus POLEDANCING christ post editor in mobile browser is sending me into a fuxking rabid chimpanzee rage. It is SO BAD)#< leaving that tag in as I post this from desktop so y'all know of my struggles jfksdjfkds

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knightelf · 26 days

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incredibly wild end to an otherwise chill workday. god

#there was a local festival this weekend and we had heard there were attacks/ brother in law was there with his little daughter at the time #but they managed to gtfo as soon as they heard so didnt see anything #but my favorite regular came in tonight and it was her fuxking husband and son. that got attacked #theyre alive but both are badly injured. i hugged her for like 5 minutes straight #shes so worried and upset. and it was some fuckin punk ass kid that did it too #my coworker knew the kid too bc hes her now ex friends girlfriend. like holy shit #she was just telling me tonight abt it bc she just found out who it was earlier #and it turns out that the customer knows the PARENTS of that girl too. like jesus fuckin christ dude #i hope they pull through and recover okay but god damn what a horrible fuckin thing. hes an older guy too :(#*boyfriend whatever its just. wild

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milosirlgf · 10 months

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GAVIN I NEED YOU GAVIN I NEED YOU GAVING O NENDIKEHOSIEJOSIJ

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #came #i mean what #THAT BA WAS SO FUXKING GOOD JESUS FUCK

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sennsational · 2 years

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okay so something i rlly, and i mean REALLY fucking despise from the asian community is the ignorance and blatant racism there is. like this afternoon a friend of my friend messaged me privately on discord and they start calling me a ‘fake’ asian just bcs i’m not chinese, japanese or korean. that shit triggered me fr, cause who were they, having the fucking audacity to call me fake when i’m literally asian myself.

asia doesn’t exist solely around china, japan or korea! asia is a whole fucking continent with lots of different countries, each having their own culture, traditions, norms and beliefs and you want to tell me a filipino/a or indonesian or malaysian person (and a lot of other beautiful and unique asians from asian countries) are ‘fake’ asians??

suck a dick and touch some grass jfc.

#i’m not even sorry for my rant #ppl need to stop being this fuxking ignorant #like jesus if you believe that asia only exist of china japan or korea #how tf did you pass your geo test??#how are you this stupid #this ignorant #and fucking racist as well #go on google and search for asia #you will see a lot of other countries #that belong within ASIA #jfc i hate it here #ᥫ🝮 — why tho? [🫴🏼]

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phoenixcavalier · 1 year

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Pink sunset last night :)

#venting in the tags of my generic but pretty photo: holy fuck i need to quit my job #like i genuinely feel unsafe and its been hinted Several Times that my position may be terminated soon #so im just being like. dangled on a string and it SUCKS #but i am the only source of stability in my household and so i literally cannot #im just fuxking trspped like a rat #and im constantly having thoughts of like.. giving 30 days notice on my apartment breaking up and driving to like wyoming.. living in my car #but i have to be the responsoble one!! like always!!!#and no one else is looking out for me or able to catch me if i fall!!!#grrrrrrrrrr #its making me like angry at everyone in my life #i just wany to be left alone to do what i like and not have to worry about taking care of everybody else #and like. i cant even afford mental therapy or physical therapy or my meds rn and i dont think people realize how much i #am fucking sacrificing all the god damn time #jesus christ #i sound like the male lead in any mid century play #brechtian ass #anyways #im normal now #back to work 🙃

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amorfati-rp · 1 year

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CW: Homophobia, Attempted Child Murder

Aurora is....complicated. like Aurora has never truly decided for herself ever in her life. Her parents wanted her to be a model women a perfect feminine thing to prod around and eventually having her marry at such a young age, to a man she's not attracted to nor in love with. Aurora herself is a Lesbian, though she denies and hates such claims. Which causes a lot of questions.

Aurora hates her own feminity though she still indulges in it cause it's all's he knows and yet she's so attracted to femininity at the same fucking time.

Of course, when she gave birth to Eleanor she saw the child as an anchor to this life she just ...didn't want and thought in a way that if Eleanor was just dead she could leave. Which led to her attempting to kill Eleanor through suffocation as a baby. It's awful, genuinely an awful thing to do and Aurora doesn't hide the fact that she's an awful weak person. Especially after abandoning the baby in the shade attack.

She cares mostly for her own life and even then she doesn't know what to do with said life. She's always been controlled and forced into such utter femininity so she never truly came.to understand herself.outaide of those things. And she's too scared to find out now.

Aurora is good at cooking,cleaning, sewing, etc. But all in all Aurora's relationship with motherhood and feminine sexuality is just...utter fucking denial and avoidance. Which in the end for an awful woman like her, isn't a life of doubt what she deserves?

#frays of fate - info #The Sleeping Mother - Aurora #it makes the fact that her title is the sleepingothwr so fucking ironic #cause like...Aurora literally tried to kill her child #and this isnt even including her Gestalt Briar #who absolutely despises her #god if aurora ever realize shes a replicant?#jesus Christ the spiral she would enter #of wanting to just die cause she hates herself so much #but also wanting to live cause shes just a fuxking coward

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cantofworms · 1 year

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I’m gonna kill my self for freal this time.

#I’m fucki gshaking I hate this fucjing job so much.#only been here five fucking years and still being told I’m doing shit fucking wrong even tho I’m one of two fucking #people who actually bother to do this fucki mg task out of everyone in this funding hellhole #I have to leave an hour early because apparently we can’t manage to budget five extra fuxking hours this week so I have to start closing the #department an hour early whcih guess what !!!!!! isn’t fucking allowed apparently im supposed to just be able to do this 45 minute thing #properly in 20 minutes because. the five whole customers who come into the store in the last hour might not be able to buy our shit ass #celery like WHO CARESSSSSSSS Jesus fuxking Christ I need the as.man and gen.man to fucking kill themseleves #AND I HAVE TO BE HERE JM THE MORNING AND AL DAY FEIDAY BC THE DEP.MAN WENT ON MAT LEAVE SO NOW IM WORKING FULL TIME HOURS AD A PART TIME.#AWFSOEM

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venusphacelia · 2 years

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I was gonna do some stuff here but FUCKING HELL MY BODY IS IN PAIN. So when I get home I will curl up and become a bunrrito.

Do feel free to message me on discord if you have it. I could use the support and distractions.

#[the fuxk bunny?[crack]#my period is kicking my ass #i forgor to take pain meds and it HURTS #luckily my new boss is kid enough to cover for me and help me out #i think he saw how in pain i was #jesus

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fuckthisshitlemmepickanamebitch · 2 years

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I......i'm so sorry for constantly forgeting tumblr exists....😭 School really be kicking my ass y'all. Anyways I didnt draw this i just photoshopped a bunch of images together cause last year my teacher introduced me to photoshop and editing images which led to me making goth and kawaii jesus and biblically acurate angels throughout my numerous classes because I hate school. This has nothing to do with jesus or angels I just thought the jellyfish were cool.