#joan x abe

[abeapologist]

the myth of “consensual” sex with topher bus: bisexual edition

shout out to my camera roll for not having ANY joan x abe content that i had to squirrel for a screenshot of the two together

[passionatepinkkittynew]

Swap AU where almost nothing changes, but Joan and Topher have switched roles.

How convenient that both have nicknames, you don't have to worry about their new names

In this AU, there may be other characters who will change roles, but I'm still not sure who will change with whom, but I say right away – Cleo and Abe will be in their roles, as in the canon.

+bonus

If you like the idea – write who will switch roles with whom, and who will remain with their role.

[thegabberwocky]

They make me so emo

[starbatx3]

No soy fan del ship pero me veia en la obligación de dibujar esto

Fakin Scott Pilgrim reference

[mariecurieraditation]

i lub JaonAve sooooo moch thy mak me so happi ☺️💖💖💖💖

Their so cyte!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*≧∀≦*)

[surgefairy]

more messy little clone high doodles that i have nothing to do with other than dump them here

[darkbatz]

JOANABE // IF YOU WANT TO by beabadoobee

App: alight motion and capcut

Scenes: @clonehighscenepacks

[happyshippingnoises]

Somebody once said clone high is basically a multishipper paradise, WHICH IS WHY I LOVE IT

Can you guys tell I have favorites

[necrooghost]

Tophabe and jopher x3

[statementofjoespookie]

more of this

[equarretedddd]

dont take it too seriously just some cursed crack crossover w/ "possession 1981" which has no reason for its appearance and came out of nowhere lmAOO

i just saw the edit w/ isabelle adjani and thought omgg i love manic characters so much they are soo crazy and create complete nonsense on the screen and something clicked in my head like BAMM

[reareaotaku]

I Am Not A Clone [Series]

Where the Fuck am I

Summary: You accidentally get enrolled into Clone High, even though you are not a clone. Instead of kicking you out, Principal Scudworth decided to keep you to see how the clones react to a real human- Not a clone. Pairings: Various x Reader

You groaned, rubbing your head. You didn't remember what happened or where you were. This- Caused a panic to stir in you. You quickly sat up and looked around what looked like an office. Well- more like a science lab with all the flasks and mysterious liquids.

You frown, rubbing your head, before sitting up. You yawn, walking towards the door, but you are grabbed and pushed back into the chair. You looked around confused only to see a crazy-looking man in a lab coat. He had yellow rubber clothes, which were clasped together. A banner of his name 'Scudworth' was engraved into it. This was the moment you were going to die.

There's a moment of silence before he speaks. "You may be wondering why you're here."

'No shit,' You thought, trying hard to contain your eye roll.

"It seems the administration made a mistake when enrolling you."

"So, you can unenroll me, right?" You asked hopefully, your eyes nearly shining with glee and hope.

The man smirks, as if you had just told him a funny joke. "Unenroll you? Now why would I do that? This is fate."

"Fate?"

"Yes!" he stands up, his chair spinning as he walks over to your side, "The first Natural-born human amongst clones of historical figures of the world. This is what was meant to happen."

"What was?"

He turns away from you and looks over at his many degrees on the wall. You hear him chuckle, causing you to worry. "Why you coming here. You were meant to be here. To see how the clones would react with you. It is the perfect science experiment. It will determine how they will react to the..." He turns back to you, "Natural World."

"And I have to be an unwilling participant?"

"Well, it's not like you have a choice. Just imagine the possibilities."

You frowned, "Possibilities?"

"Yes," He turns back to you, and pats your shoulder. "A new year has begun and things will be... incredible."

'Oh my god, this man has lost his mind,' You thought, shaking your head. "You can't do this to me- I have rights-"

"Do you? Besides, this is a regular school, so there is no reason for you to go to another school. It will be in your best interest to stay in this school."

'Is he threatening me?'

A smile over takes his face and he claps his hands, "Alright. Go, go. You will definitely be popular."

---

You sat in a room full of strangers- Well, they weren't really strangers. You recognized a few of them as historical figures such as Joan of Arc, Abraham Lincoln, and Ghandi?

"The first day of school is always awkward. I just want you to know I can relate. You see, I'm not just your kindly history teacher. I'm also the first mostly-human clone."

You have to hold in a gag when seeing the creature. God, this had to be some type of crime against humanity.

"Spliced in a little sheep DNA." He pats his arm with his cane. Which is fine with me."

"You can't even tell, Mr. Sheepman."

'Ah, yes you can,' You thought to yourself, but you'd never say that aloud.

"Thank you! Before you leave, we have an announcement from Miss of Arc."

"Now, I know I don't have to tell you how committed I am to community service."

You frowned, before tilting your head. 'What the fuck is she talking about? She's nothing like THE Joan of Arc.'

"That's why I'm starting a teen crisis hotline and I'm looking for volunteers."

'Nevermind. Maybe she is.' You quickly raise your hand, but immediately put it down when seeing the look of disappointment cross her face. 'Bitch.' Though you were the only person left in the classroom, so she had to go with you.

"I've never seen you before, are you new?"

"Something like that." You pick up your bag, before putting out your hand, "Y/n L/n."

She looks at you confused, "That doesn't sound like any historical figure I know."

"Yeah, because I'm not."

"What?"

"I'm not a clone."

You can see the look of confusion appear on her face as her eyebrows cross, "What? But this is Clone High? Why would you not be a clone in clone high?"

"That's a good question. So, when do you need my help?"

---

 You walk through the halls, gawking at the many historical figures, impressed by the many you could see. Though, you should have paid attention to where you were walking, because you ran into a taller man.

The man turns around, but makes no move to help you. Instead, he gestures at you as a whole, "Aye- You're new?"

You turn towards the voice. Your eyes nearly popped out of your skull when you saw him, "Oh god, you're John F Kennedy!"

He laughs, shaking his head, "Yes, Yes I am. And who are you?"

"Y/n."

He hums, "I don't remember that name-"

"It's complicated."

He laughs, "Haha! Complicated. I like you. I'm having a party Friday, you should come."

"Party? Like highschool party?"

"Aye, you are so funny!" He clasp a hand on your shoulder before letting out a hardy laugh. He wipes a tear from his eye and takes off.

"Oh, wow, your first party. Maybe this year will be different."

[transtophertruther]

the autism won this time

[caitlynscat]

Junior year at Nevermore

Yoko: You know what Enid, I'm going to date a lot more this year.

Enid: *Staring at Wednesday reading at the fountain*

Enid: I want to date Wednesday! She's attractive, smart, athletic, good-looking, she's hot, she's photogenic; takes pride in her appearance. I guess what I'm trying to say is.... I admire her commitment to community service.

Yoko:

Yoko: I mean I guess.

[juicehashtag]

It’s fun to do this

[dewying-my-best]

Potential scene/fic idea, internalised homophobia Topher:

Joan: So, Abe says you like me?

Topher: What? Why? When?

Joan: Like an hour ago? Do you not?

Topher: No, no, I do.

Joan: Look, you're... a guy, but I just broke up with JFK, I'm not ready for a relationship. Maybe we could go out once or twice, but I don't think it'd go anywhere.

Topher: Eh, no thanks.

Joan: But Abe said—

Topher: I Know What He Said! Maybe I don't like you as much as I thought. I mean, I didn't even notice until Abe said he liked y...ou.

Joan: What? He said that?

Topher: Yeah...

Joan: Oh. Maybe I should try—

Topher: No!

Joan: No? Why?

Topher: Because I like you!

Joan: I thought you said you didn't

Topher: Then I don't know, okay?! I just don't want you going out with Abe! Go out with anyone else! Just not Abe, okay?!

Joan: Topher... do you like Abe?

Topher: No! Shut up! I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being queer, it's fine, but I am not!

Joan: Topher...

Topher: I don't like Abe like that, okay?! I don't! Shut up!

Joan: Hey...

Topher: What?!

Joan: I won't go out with Abe.

Topher: What? Really? Wait, why not? He really likes you and he deserves a good partner, why would you not—

Joan: I think someone else would be happier with him. I'll let him down easy.

Topher: You really don't have to... he doesn't even want to be around me right now...

Joan: I'll take care of it. Whatever it was. You two can be friends again.

Topher: Whatever. Do what you want.

Joan: ... Right. *starts walking off*

Topher: Hey, Joan..?

Joan: Yeah?

Topher: thank you