#incorrect wednesday

[brenshor]

Sometimes when Wednesday is bored she'll set up a little mystery for her to figure out like a puzzle for a bird for enrichment 😂

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Again no mine bt this is cute (instagram) her or his usurname is on the top of the pic

[areallygayloser]

Wednesday, looking at an older version of herself:

Older Wednesday:

Wednesday: So I do get taller.

Older Wednesday, shrugging: Somewhat.

Wednesday, turning to her spell-book: Whatever spell you casted to come back here, is it reversible?

Older Wednesday, reaching for the book: Technically yes, it lasts just about—

Wednesday freezes, glaring at the wedding ring on her older self’s right hand.

Wednesday: Don’t tell me it’s that normie boy.

Older Wednesday, visibly cringing: Well—

Enid opening the dorm’s door: Wednesday, I got the flashlight we need—

Wednesday and Older Wednesday turn to look at Enid.

Enid:

Wednesday, looking back at Older Wednesday:

Wednesday: Lucifer kill me now.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Enid: Bold of you to assume I was ever held!

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday: Amore, are you okay?

Enid, already crying: No…

[graveyardshiftcryptid]

Pre-WenClair

Wednesday, holding her phone: "What is a 'simp'?"

Enid, choking-laughing: "w-what?"

Wednesday: "Tanaka has called me a 'simp'? What is it? Is it a type of toxin?"

Enid: "It's um... its like a joke? It basically means you're doing too much, usually for a person you like. Its called 'simping'."

Wednesday: "I am... 'simping' for you?"

Enid: *falls out of bed*

Enid: *knocks over a lamp*

Enid: *scrambling on her knees over to Wednesday's desk*

Enid: "YOU ARE?"

[waviermylove]

“I think of Wednesday like a big sister. Like a brilliant, violent, occasionally terrifying sister that I would follow to the ends of earth, in part because I respect her so much and in part because I fear what she would do to me if I refuse.”

-Eugene Ottinger, about Wednesday Addams

[silver-soul00]

I could open AO3 and start rewriting the entire script of The Naked Gun to make it Wenclair core

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: did you get the dozen eggs, like I asked you to?

Enid:

Yoko:

Wednesday: what

Enid: We got something even BETTER

Wednesday:

Yoko: *holds up a chicken*

Enid: Her name's Henny Penny Addams

Wednesday:

We all know that Wednesday accepted Henny Penny as her own child

[ultimobesomascometa]

Wednesday: I DO WHAT I WANT.

Thing: I'm telling Enid.

Wednesday: No, wait-

[alphawhitefox]

Enid: "I'M CRYING. YOU MADE ME CRY!"

Wednesday: "Baby."

Enid: "No. Now is not the time to call me pet names."

Wednesday: "No. I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you."

[vaniloqu3nce]

Enid, watching Wednesday get into a fencing spar with Bianca in the Quad: Isn’t she so cute?

Yoko:…I think they’re really trying to kill each other?

Enid, with heart eyes sighing: So cute

Wednesday and Bianca, clearly fighting to the death with real swords:

Yoko: Should we stop them?!

Kent: I didn’t date a woman who tells me what to do so I can start ordering her around. Plus. She is so cute.

[brenshor]

Wednesday: Enid wears a Vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect.

Bianca: You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry?

Wednesday: The emission is harmless. But it's unique signature makes it very easy to identify.

Bianca: So you gave your girlfriend a tracking device?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: That was not my intention.

[ice-and-fires-blog]

I love this soo much

[areallygayloser]

Enid, holding six-year-old Wednesday: OH. EM. GEE! You were SOOOOO cute back then!

Wednesday, visibly seething:

Little Wednesday: Heeyy! Put me down!

Enid: Sorry! Sorry! You’re just so cute little Wednesday. . .

Little Wednesday: I am NAWT cute! What even AWRE you? You’re the least hawrmfool wooking Wewrwoof I’ve eva’ seen!

Enid, mouth agape:

Wednesday:

Enid: Wednesday.

Wednesday: Shut up.

Enid: Wednesday.

Wednesday: SHUTTUP.

in honor them scrapping baby wednesday’s little baby voice😔

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Morticia: Apparently when someone asks you who your favourite child is you’re supposed to choose out of only your own children. I know that now.

Wednesday: That’s very well mother but Enid has been crying for the past *checks watch* forty three and a half minutes.

Enid: *sobbing into Morticia’s dress* I just feel so appreciated.

[graveyardshiftcryptid]

Wednesday: "Enid, where is my sword?"

Enid, distantly: "I uh, I put it away!"

Wednesday: "Where?"

Enid: "Why do you need to know?"

Wednesday: "I need it!"

Enid, entering the room: "Oh no you don't, babycakes. We are GOING to this charity auction."

Wednesday: "Nevermore is in DANGER, Enid!"

Enid: "My EVENING is in danger, Wednesday! You are not fighting any evil reanimated puritans, crazed stalkers, or rabid werewolves today!"

Wednesday: "You tell me where my sword is wolf! We are talking about a genuine danger to outcasts!

Enid: "The only danger you need concern yourself with tonight is ME. Your mother is hosting this auction. We. Are. Going. You'll hug your mother for no less than 10 seconds, and you will buy me something pretty. Now, get your coat."

Wednesday, swordless and fuming: "...yes, dear."