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[engine revving] [Kaden hovered in the driveway as Kian took off, raising a brow as Joey slipped between the closing gates] Kaden: What’s going on? Joey Ivan n’ Oscar were in that car across the street. Kaden: You’re sure? Joey: Uh-huh, they took off-.. reckon I should follow ‘em? Kaden: What for? Joey: I dunno-.. find out what they were doin’? Kaden: I can imagine. [Joey nodded as though he understood, but it was clear he’d failed to put two and two together] [fountain trickling] … Kaden: So, I’m gonna take a wild guess here n’ assume that Ivan followed you. Bruno: Hm. Kaden: Bruno-.. why didn’t you say anything? Bruno: He wouldn’t understand. Kaden: To me. [Bruno shrugged despondently] Kaden: Given everything that happened-.. well, forgive me if their presence leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Bruno: He thinks I’m cheating on him. Kaden: It’d be wise to make sure, either way. Bruno: It’s not the same-.. they wouldn’t wanna get involved again, anyway. Kaden: Look.. I’m not too worried and I’m happy to have you here, but you can’t live with a foot in each world; it’s not worth the toing and froing, believe me. You need to think about what you want-.. think about what’s best.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#kaden shapiro#joey shapiro#bruno clarke#the fountain trickling represents joey's singular brain cell takin a whiz in the corner like huh???#sdkjskdj#maybe bruno's too#⚆_⚆#see now.. if u haven't read somnium ur prolly gonna be like.. the fuck is going on rn#😆#i urge u to at least look back on kaden's tag to get an idea who he is/how often he n bruno were together tho#cos it might not seem like it but this DOES make some sorta sense#ok i'm out ✌
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Nerdy Prudes Must Die doodles from last night
#just some sillies#I need to draw Npmd characters more#especially max#he was FUN to draw#I hope yall are doing well#I’m in a state rn so art and musicals are a good distraction#stay safe yall#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#Starkid#team starkid#starkid npmd#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#detective shapiro#grace chasity#tinky npmd#tinky#max jagerman#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#angela giarratana#joey richter#bryce charles#curt mega#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#my art
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It's finally done...

Literal Monster (1983)

Merry Christmas ❤️
#hatchetverse#npmd#art#max jägerman#literal monster au#nerdy prudes must die#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#officer bailey#officer shapiro#kyle clauger#jason jepson#will branner#Curt Mega#lauren lopez#joey richter#jon matteson#mariah rose faith#kim whalen#corey dorris#bryce charles#angela giarratana#Hatchetor Draws
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My type unfortunately




#victorious#robbie shapiro#panic! at the disco#brendon urie#liv and maddie#joey rooney#aaron taylor johnson
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wjy is it that whenever there's a character who is canonically the most no-bitches awkward dork the entire shipping culture is fighting over who ends up with them
#freddie benson#rory keaner#stiles stilinski#jeremy heere#I mean I guess jeremy is the main character#but still#robbie shapiro#dexter charming#richie lipschitz#other characters that I can't think of#words by joey
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Just woke up from a dream about a weird nightmare time season 3. Here's a rundown:
Hannah does street racing with some delinquent kids money
Shapiro and Bailey chases them, but they out speeds and out ma maneuver them across the streets
Cut to Paul and Emma I think? With another family chilling in their house. Probably Lex and Ethan, I'm not sure cause it felt like I was in the room.
Shapiro and Bailey shows up in the house to take away Hannah's prize money, then she runs away crying.
Meanwhile Bailey goes outside to a vending machine for a soda.
This next sequel is extremely unclear because it literally flashed around like those 5 second trailers, but I think Hannah or someone else kills Bailey????
Then Hannah is chased around the fruit section in Lakeside Mall.
There is a nigh scene inside a corridor somewhere but I forgot what happened.
It ends with Hannah on the bus, alone. Then is someone else there that might be an antagonist idunno? And Hannah's eyes glows and floats inside the bus for a fight I think?
Funny little coincidence how it's a show called *nightmare* time and I had a dream about it 😭 this feels like a fucking prophecy lmao I might have a touch of the gift frfr
#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#nightmare time 3#hannah foster#kendall nicole#detective shapiro#bryce charles#officer bailey#curt mega#paul matthews#jon matteson#emma perkins#lauren lopez#paulkins#lex foster#angela giarratana#ethan green#joey richter#lucid dreaming
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John Knefel at MMFA:
Right-wing media figures responded to Vice President Kamala Harris choosing Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate by launching desperate, bigoted attacks on him. As governor, Walz has pursued a robust pro-worker and pro-child agenda, two public policy areas where conservatives have attempted to make superficial inroads. While some conservative pundits attempted to level attacks on Walz for his progressive record as governor, many of their initial reactions to the news have been strange, bizarre, and — some might even say — weird. Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro mocked Walz’s appearance on X (formerly Twitter), comparing him to Matt Foley, a fictional character played by the late (and beloved) Chris Farley.
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Right-wing commentator and failed anti-trans Republican politician Robby Starbuck’s approach was uglier. After referencing comments Walz made that were sympathetic to Black Lives Matter — highlighted by far-right account End Wokeness — Starbuck wrote that “Kamala/Waltz is the DEI Presidential ticket.” (Attacks on diversity, equity, and inclusion programs are a common and racist trope among right-wing media figures.) [...]
One of Walz’s signature achievements as governor was signing legislation that provided every child at public and charter schools in the state with free lunch. “We will feed our children,” he said at the time, according to the Star Tribune. “Truly radical” indeed.
MAGA influencers have nothing substantiative on Tim Walz to attack him with.
#Tim Walz#Kamala Harris#2024 Presidential Election#2024 Elections#Dana Loesch#Ben Shapiro#Joey Mannarino#Robby Starbuck#End Wokeness#Stephen Miller#Charlie Kirk#Laura Loomer#Graham Allen#MAGA War Room#Daniel Baldwin
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just remembered that musicals are the best form of art to ever exist ever (<- watched new starkid musical)
#ok rant!!!#i looooooooved loved loved loved npmd it was so fun#its not quite as good as twisted or tgwdlm but it was so campy and fun and funny!!! i missed that#black friday was kind of a huge miss for me i guess they tried to take a more serious and dramatic approach witch respect ofc BUT#i think they thrive most with that sort of campy foolishness as their usul works with the sprinkle of incredebly dramatic and tragic moment#and they work even better because the rest of the musicals are so silly and goofy so these moments hit you right through the heart#like twisted and twdlm#also i just missed them being funny. thats all#also loved the new addition the guy who played max was soooour good#and the girl who played shapiro i hope she'll get bigger roles in future roles her voice is beautifil#ALSOOO#Mariyah playing the main character finallyyyyy#i wanted her to be in the main role since tgwdlm and she killed it!!!#joey lauren and jon too#love them#anyway. it was really good. cant wait to see their next work#FORGOT TO ADD some songs are absolutely insane literall monster is a certified banger
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moments i love in the npmd digital ticket that you don’t see in the pro shot: (feat my bad screenshots/gifs) (under cut bc it's long)
in high school is killing me during the line “problematic pooch” everyone puts up their hands like paws
jason and kyle coming up the aisle and doing the “huh huh!!” during literal monster. and the silly stuff they do in general
max doing a little spin in literal monster at “cross your heart hope to die”
max staring at grace for so long when she first appears and then holding his heart when she walks away after telling him off
everyone fully supporting ruth’s idea of “we’re gonna cut off his nips” except steph who just mouths “what??” in bully the bully
also in bully the bully, pete and richie do the grace spin after they do the finger guns at each other
i have to mention the can that remains on stage for so long because max didn’t throw it into the pit (pete kicking it off at the beginning of go go nighthawks kills!)
max fighting the air and juking around when he’s about to fight pete as the ghost, like he’s going all over the place
grace immediately looking up after max dies
in go go nightwalks, they make an H formation. also just watching steph and pete do the dance is so silly
obviously the nerdy prudes during the interrogation scene where they milk their lines and try to just drag it out
right after the barbecue monologues scene, trevor and angela’s character put their hands on each others shoulders for a second. caitlyn telling joey’s character to stop in that jokey way friends do. trevor kinda giving himself a hard time for screwing up the line
grace falling over in beanies will never stop being iconic
seeing all the lords at once during the summoning will forever be so cool. tinky trying to lure pete over always gets me
pete and steph’s reactions when grace is seducing ghost!max is so funny, they’re so baffled. steph tries to get grace to tell her what’s going on, but grace ignores her
trevor dancing in the corner of homecoming. jason and grace talking in the corner. trevor perking up when the best of you starts to play. grace and bailey doing a little point at each other as the song starts
grace’s dress swishing in dirty dudes must die
the reactions of the crowd during dirty girl, just for once, when shapiro hands grace her wwjd bracelet, at the reveal that grace gave up what she cherished most, and when grace pulls out the book at the end. the gasps are so funny. just the crowd in general, the reactions for the little references are just the best
that’s definitely more, but this is what i remember for now
#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#npmd digital ticket#npmd#there’s so much more!#i love having the digital ticket and seeing the whole stage#they all do such little charcters moments that you just can’t see in the pro shot#crowd reactions kill#i found an easy way to make bad gifs and now i may be obsessed#pip gifs#fixed the gifs a little. at least they're cropped and stuff now
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Beating you to the punch on this one, who is your fantasy NPMD cast?
Bryce - Steph
Angela - Pete
Kim - Grace
Mariah or Curt - Max
Brian Holden - Richie
Jamie Lyn - Ruth
Curt or Joey - Solomon
Corey - Shapiro
Lauren - Bailey
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Ivan: Will y’stop with that thing? Fuckin’ hotboxin’ us with stinkin’ vape shit. Oscar: I don’t know what you expect to see from out here-.. this was a stupid, boring idea. [Ivan grumbled like a sullen teenager, twisting awkwardly in his seat] Oscar: He’s probably just working. Ivan: Or fuckin’ the pool boy. Oscar: [snorts] C’mon… Ivan: I dunno why else he’d bother comin’ all this way. Oscar: They’re probably paying bank-.. I mean, look at the place! Ivan: He would’a said somethin’ if it was just work. Oscar: I think you’re getting paranoid at this poin-… [Ivan shushed Oscar with a frantic wave, staring through the gates as someone approached their car] Ivan: Is that-… [Kaden yelled Kian’s name as he gestured for him to wait up; the rest of their conversation was unimportant and intelligible from such a distance, but neither Oscar or Ivan needed to hear what was being said to understand] Ivan: It fuckin’ is as well-.. the absolute cunt. Oscar: Ivan, wait! [Oscar lunged toward Ivan as he reached for the handle, shoving him back into his seat and elbowing the horn in the process, shocking the pair into a brief silence-.. Oscar tugged on Ivan’s arm with a grimace, urging him to stay put] Ivan: For what?! Oscar: You can talk to him later! We royally fucked the lot of ‘em-.. do you really want ‘em to know we’re here?! Ivan: I don’t give a fuck! Oscar: Well, I do! [Ivan forcefully yanked himself free of Oscar’s grasp, intent on exiting the car-.. Joey’s face on the other side of the glass made them both jump as he turned toward the door, however] Joey: Hey, guys! Oscar: Shit-.. let’s just go. [Joey wore the same goofy smile he’d always possessed, looking far more intrigued than angry] Oscar: If you don’t get us outta here I’m gonna kill you myself! Ivan: It’s too fuckin’ late now, we may as well-… Oscar: Just fucking drive! [tyres screeching]
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#oscar finch#ivan harper#kaden shapiro#joey shapiro#kian flanagan#😬#bet u wish he was just fuckin the pool boy now#yikes#bruno's truck is on the street too btw but i put it in a shitty spot n u can't see it skdjskj#my bad#obvious tho right? ivan just hid his phone in it so they'd know where he was going#curiosity n all that#ough#i do love joey tho lmaoo.. just like HEY GUYS?! :D
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tarot stream notes
1- og tgwdlm kickstarter earnt the least amount of money, and its possible reprise becomes the most earning.
2- they'll reveal 5 things, 3 mentioned before, 2 never mentioned
3- there's people in jon's home and mariah joked about getting in character as doug and going to arrest them if they reach a certain goal
4- pokey doll prototype has little smiling embroidered eyes. he's also bigger than nick's head in case you wanted a size reference
5- nick is streaming from a cathedral
6- nmt3 stage ver talked about again, there'd still be narrations, miss holloween would be standalone due to money and time constraints. nmt3 was a planned end for hf
7- miss holloween wouldn't be like workin' boys because workin' boys was set just in the theater and that's why it worked
8- TAROT FINALLY STARTING
9- "it's more accurate to say it's like an oracle deck"
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11- they invoke the names together and it's fully off-sync until they reach tinky. they're still off-sync just less
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16- starting off with one card readings, then increasing, and one person will get a 5 card reading
17- first card pulled is The Alchemist (23), which is hidgens!!

18- shoutout to nicole rodriguez, who drew art for all 35 cards!!! we love nicole in this household
19- paul fucks with the meaning
20- paul gabriel is a canon character in the hatchetfield universe it seems
21- doll showcase again


22- next card is for lauren, The Singular Voice (2)

22- audience card pull?
23- we got The Father, which is bill!!
24- OH MYG OD

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26- JAMES GETS A 3 CARD READING, past is The Oracle, which is hannah!

27- I THINK I SAW A CHARLES CARD OHMyGoD
28- james tolbert has had future-predicting dreams since childhood
29- present card is The Warrior Of Light, which is becky's card!

30- future card is The Collector, SHERMAANNNN. no sheila card it seems 😔😞😔😔

31- SPEAKING OF SHERMAN AND SHEILA, JAIME'S HEREEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
32- JAIME GETS A CARD !!!!! she gets the oracle so no image attached here.
33- later this year this will be a physical tarot set up for purchase
34- matt's here and he'll pull a card! he gets The Witch, which is miss holloway!

35- I THINK I SAW A LUMBERAXE CARD? LET'S FUCKING GO?
36- cinderella's castle kickstarter surpassed!!!
37- info about the next possible project! ORBWEAVERRRRR. file name is Orb Image.jpg
38- charles coven mentioned in yellow jacket recap. he wants the fosters "for some nefarious reason"
39- orbweaver was the planned ending point of nightmare time. also would be staged
40- hannah is 20 now
41- the rats' castle is a potential story for the castle series
42- 3 cards for mariah, past is The Mastermind Oh my god is this charles please be charles IT'S CHARLES

43- "i look fucking sexy" —james tolbert talking about the card art
44- present is The Outcast, the "meanest card in the deck", richie

45- future is The Lovers, pete and steph

46- pokey showcase number 3. also i'm gonna put all of this under a read more once the stream ends
47- curt's turn for a reading. he gets three. first is past, The Fool, aka The Worst card... this card is ted spankoffski

48- present is... not being revealed yet, It's info time woooo. CAST PARTY MASSACRE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!! hf project most likely to be a movie
49- Now it's time for the present card. curt gets The Seed, alice woodward!!

50- charlotte & zoey cards spotted

51- future iss The Wounded Soldier, tom

52- masks are mandated in the tgwdlm rerun showings
53- kim's here!! she gets 3 cards as well. first off is past: The Chaste Maid, GRACE CHASITY

54- present is the warlock

55- future is The Rebel, lex foster!!

56- next up is jon with 3 as well. joey's gonna do 5 and jeff will do 3
57- jon's first card is The Constable, detective shapiro!!

58- i have no idea how i've gotten so many images in this post while on mobile. anyways, present is The Blade of Truth, general john mcnamara

59- future is THE ADULTERER LMAO hello charlotte sweetly my love

60- pokey doll showcase number 4 yaaaay
61- three cards for jeff! first off we've got The Barmaid, emma perkins!! or zoey.. or nora? jk it's emma woohooooo

62- present is The Hunter, max jägerman!

continues in the reblogs!
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Who’s Tinky?
I know this fandom overlap is probably nonexistent… but are there any Hatchetfield and Who’s Lila? fans out there? Because if there are, you’re probably starting to understand the title of the post now. Yes, it’s exactly what you think it is
When I was introducing a friend into Who’s Lila? (@sundewhasaudhd I’m calling you out) I joked about the game being just like Time Bastard to get them into it but then it derailed into a full on AU because it actually fits really well
The rolls are as follows (this is set when Ted is in college btw):
Ted as William
Jenny as Tanya
Charolette as Martha (based on the headcanon she went to Ted and Jenny’s college)
Andy (the guy who took Jenny to Clivesdale (fuck Clivesdale)) as Michael
Bailey as Hutchins
Shapiro as Fisher
Macnamara as Yu
Tinky as Lila
Here are the sprites for all of them (RIP Joey Ritcher I had to shave him ToT):








#who's lila?#william clarke#tanya kennedy#martha jennings#michael graves#officer hutchins#detective fisher#detective yu#hatchetfield#time bastard#ted spankoffski#jenny hatchetfield#charolette sweetly#andy hatchetfield#officer bailey#detective shapiro#john macnamara#t’noy karaxis
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Jewish Song of the Day Archive
Because we all know tumblr's search function and tags are useless! Will update with links as posts are added.
Original post/Ground rules
Olam Chesed Yibaneh - Matt Dubb
The Narrow Bridge - Nefesh Mountain
Yedid Nefesh - Josh Warshawsky
Eliyahu Hanavi - Matt Dubb
Modeh Ani - Tzemed Yeled
Piaseczna Niggun - Derech Achim
Karvah - Eitan Katz feat. Zusha
Tu Bishvat - Batya Levine
Adama ve Shamayim - ???
One Day - Koolulam
Sound of Silence [Yiddish] - Chaim Shlomo Mayesz
Bellida - LALA Tamar
Give Me One Prayer - Shmuel
Orayta - Victoria Hanna
Ani Maamin - Devorah Schwartz
Acheinu - Hadar
Park Ave Niggun - Joey Weisenberg
Am Yisrael Chai - (several :D)
Shir Shel Yom Rishon: Psalm 24 - Gad Elbaz
Shir Shel Yom Sheni: Psalm 48 - Ribi David Kadoch, z"l
Shir Shel Yom Shlishi: Psalm 82 - Tor Marquis
Shir Shel Yom Revii: Psalm 94 - multiple artists & Psalm 95 - Josh Warshawsky
Shir Shel Yom Chamishi: Psalm 81 - A.K.A. Pella
Shir Shel Yom Shishi: Psalm 93 - Josh Warshawsky
Nigun of the Month: Adar I - Nava Tehila
Lo Yisa Goy - Melita Doostan & Octopretzel
Modah Ani - Lahakat Hallel
Arbeter Froyen - Daniel Kahn
Ribono Shel Olam - Simcha Leiner
Tefilat Haderech - Marni Loffman
Avram Avinu - Arleen Ramirez and The Ladino Music Project; Kuando el Rey Nimrod - Farya Faraji (bonus additional version of Avram Avinu)
Miriam Haneviah - Rabbi Deborah Sacks Mintz
Borei Olam - Dovid Gabay
Yigdal - Our Siddur
Old Time Medley - Nefesh Mountain
Halev Sheli - Ishay Ribo
Ein Od Milvado - Avraham Fried & Tomer Adaddi
Dror Yikra - Rabbi Deborah Sacks Mintz
Evening Prayer - Ezra Furman
Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai - Matt Dubb
Ivri Anochi - Benny Friedman
Hana Mash Hu Al Yamin - A-WA
Lo Nirga - Avihai Hollender
Yismechu - Batya Levine
V'Shamru Nigun - Rabbi Deborah Sacks Mintz
Omed ba'Shaar - Lahakat Hallel
Milemala - Chaim Shlomo Mayesz
Machar - Mordechai Shapiro
Bashana Haba'ah - Melita and Isaac
Ante Abate - U-da/Yehuda Pardo
We Rise - Batya Levine
Lecha Dodi - Nava Tehila (two versions)
Vurka - Avrum Mordche
Mincha - Mendel Roth
Hashem Melech - Gad Elbaz & Nissim Black
Adon Olam - Kedmah
Guf Venshama - Yaakov Shwekey
Hakol Mishamayim - Mordechai Shapiro
Ana Bekoach - Lahakat Hallel
Ashrei - Pri Eitz Hadar/R' Shefa Gold
Va'ani Ashir Uzecha - Josh Warshawsky
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I did the thing again. If you missed the livestream but want to know what happened, I wrote down some notes again. (Spoiler warning, obviously, as I will mention who won the death match)
. The Nightmare Time theme is so fucking good
. Xander murdered Grace last death match and won
. James and Matt like wrestling (not each other - the sport)
. BOTTLE IMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
. WORKIN BOYS GETS RELEASED ON YOUTUBE AT 425,000
. Lmao the backing music is Jane's A Car
. We are the Lords In Black
. HARMONY AND BARRY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HARMONY SO MUCH
. Ted and Hidgens are a duo lmaoooooo
. Melissa and w o m a n
. Mariah really loved w o m a n
. CCRP set up a water filtration system that pissed people off
. USE IT OR LOSE IT
. Harmony and Barry are just so annoying that Paul and Emma want to fight them
. Paul is the first to die
. Coffee makes Barry stronger
. Jon is the only one who thought Paulkins would win
. Rip Harmony :(
. Paul throws spare change at Harmony and Barry, summoning the Homeless Man, who wins the fight for them
. Bill and Alice get an easybake oven stolen from them by Sherman
. Love Vs Crazy
. Frank and Bill get mistaken for eachother mid-fight
. Sherman is vicious
. Frank wants Sherman to die
. Alice eats Sherman's soul and becomes a little kid again
. Ruth has a crush on Hidgens
. Ted and Hidgens have a dead body???????
. The dead body is a Frankenstein amalgamation of all the Workin Boys
. Frankenruth?????????
. RICHIE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE
. Ted and Hidgens win with help from the Workin Boy
. “w o m a n is here!”
“I'm fucking here, bitches”
. Shapiro + Bailey are looking for Roman
. Dog…
. Oh no
. Roman is the dog.
. Melissa and w o m a n die
. MISS HOLLOWEEN!!!!!!!
. Bottle Imps was supposed to be between Forever and Always and Time Bastard
. Bill meets the founder of CCRP
. CHARLES IS IN IT
. CHARLES FOUNDED CCRP
. HARVARD LAW SCHOOL COMMUNITY ORGANISING PRICK?!?!?!?!?
. HOWIE?!?!?!?!?!?
. Bill's been at CCRP 13 years
. Coven’s Communication Research and Power
. Charles wants… ALL the money
. If it's actually Billted oh my god…
. Jane didn't die, but their dog did so she divorced him
. THEY'VE COVERED THE PROTESTS LIVE AT THE HATCHETFIELD KENNEL
. THE PROBLEMATIC PUPPY BIT SOLOMON LAUTER
. DONNA WANTS THE DOG TO DIE
. THE DOG IS IN THE CAR
. THE DOG CAR RUNS OVER DAN AND DONNA
. GOT MY PAW ON THE GAS
. Everyone is cheating on each other
. Ethan used to bully Pete
. Pete and Steph don't tip
. Lex flips out
. Lex suddenly develops a gluten intolerance????
. Jason and Kyle save Steph and Pete
. Max breaks into Camp Idontwannabang, Grace reads him Bible stories, they're about to kiss, then Boy Jerry and Girl Jeri burst in to kill them
. Grace is so Jesus loving that Lumberaxe kills the Jerries
. MISS HOLLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
. Excorcism???
. “Christ’s in hell with your mother”
Riley
. Miss Holloway has a witch hat!!!!!
. Evil mask??
. Riley's in hell smh
. “You basic bitch”
. MISS HOLLOWAY THROWS HERSELF INTO A WOOD CHIPPER
. Joey is Ted again
. YELLOW JACKET
. Alice and Bill get pissed about Paulkins trash talking Mamma Mia
. Joey: “This is the future the libs want”
. General MacNamara drops in from a helicopter and shoots Bill and Alice in the head
. James will murder Paul and Emma himself if they survive again
. Ted accidentally confesses to murdering Ruth and Richie
. Joey: “Here's the thing, ACAB”
. Thrash murders Shapiro for being a cop lmaooooooo
. Sam’s a dick to Tim at Pizza Pete’s
. Hannah straight up murders Charlotte and Sam
. I have to go to bed :( (Stopped right before Holyghost v Lautity)
. I'm baaaa-aaaaaack! It's the next day, I have pancakes, and I'm just realising I accidentally wrote Lautity instead of Lautski… I just love them too much
. I haven't checked Tumblr cause I don't want to be spoiled for who wins
. OH SHIT WORKIN BOYS IS ON YOUTUBE
. I'm back on the livestream, I'll check that out later
. They're at Perky's Buds, Grace has dragged Max there for a protest, Steph dragged Pete there for weed
. Grace wants Steph to go to heaven
. Five minutes for A THOUSAND DOLLARS?!?!?!?
. THEY DID IT IN ONE MINUTE
. Joey: “You horny little fucks”
. Max just murders Steph and Pete
. Max wouldn't want to hit a girl, Ziggs comes out, fails to land a single shot on them, but attracts the nighthawks which peck out Steph and Pete’s eyes
. Nicole Rodriguez is so fucking talented damnnnnnnnn, also I love Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise)
. This song will always destroy me emotionally :(
. Why is Joey doing a British accent lmaoooo
. This isn't the next scene, but is after it chronologically
. BRENDA!!!!!!!!!!
. BRENDA WORKS AT MISS RETRO'S
. If only it was a real werewolf… Wayward Guide, anyone?
. “Shit-eating grin” is my favourite Americanism. It's so funny I love it
. I kinda love Tucker
. More skidoos???
. Kyle's in college?????????????? Damn
. Even Stacy's in college
. Miss Holloway: “Cause the 80’s were bitchin’ ”
. Oh nooooo :(
. Miss Holloway: “The intranet”
. Oh god
. Oh shit
. Oh fuck
. Even though I knew this was going to happen I'm still devastated
. Oh god :((((((((
. God we need NMT3
. Joey: “Is this a bad time to announce Curt and Kim are getting divorced?”
. VIRGINITY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. Tedgens are stealing from CCRP, Paulkins are about to go on a date, they find them, and Hidgens goes all murder-crazy
. Corey: “Some of us are wrong and many of us are right”
. Joey: “Jon, Ted is gooning all over this office”
. Jon: “Great job everybody, all the food is gonna be poisoned next week”
. Goddamnit I just got spoiled for it :(
. Tedgens manage to find the Bastard's Box and trap Paul and Emma in it
. Hidgens hears Workin Boys coming from the box, but Ted stops him from touching it
. Tom and Becky want to buy the Waylon Place, and find Grace and Max burying Pete and Steph
. Tom coaches the Hatchetfield Nighthawks??????????
. Gen Z Vs Millennials
. Someone pulled $800 from the Kickstarter :(
. Will arrived literally as soon as Max died
. Grace and Max are ghosts now
. Meg Lloyd is also insanely talented
. Will loves Tom and Becky
. Sauce Saturday
. RUN AWAY WITH MEEEEEEE
. They're in the Starlight theatre, Wilbur is there for some reason
. “He was driving the car that killed your dog”
. NOOOOOOO JENNY
. LAUREN!!!!!
. Wilbur just straight up cheats so Tedgens win
. OHHHHHHH TED VS HIDGENS
. Ted always dies though :/
. A girl Miss Holloway saved has died
. MISS HOLLOWAY IS RENEGOTIATING HER DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
. Lore….
. Miss Holloway chops off her toes?????
. AND DIPS THEM IN CHOCOLATE?????????
. AN OLD POP STAR THE WORLD’S FORGOTTEN
. That's what that tune is called?
. OH MY GOD THE LORDS
. I NEED TO DRAW THIS
. Why do the Lords eat toes
. Blinky has a mouth???????
. Nibbly lmao
. Mariah: “Lauren, you're muted, baby”
Lauren (muted): “FUCK”
. Blinky, my love
. This is so fanfiction coded I love it
. Tinky likes Miss Holloway????? Duke really was right about everyone being in love with her
. I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY
. Lmao Tinky
. Double calculators, and an abacus????
. Blinky (covering his ears): That's a bad word!
. BLINKY HAS EARS??????
. HER NAME
. BE A PALLY WAL
. OH MY GOD MISS HOLLOWAY
. Ted wins!!!
. THEY'RE GONNA DO DND
. Well.
. Nightmare Time Cover!!!!!!!! Needy Beast, my love
. Oh god that was amazing
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#a pit stop in hatchetfield#cinderella's castle#cinderellas castle
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This talk of a rerun has me thinking about how they would divvy up the characters in TGWDLM now that they have more actors and (hopefully) a larger budget.
I’d keep the main cast (paul, emma, bill, ted, charlotte) the same obviously. Then I’d keep Jeff as Sweetly and McNamara, Mariah as Alice, Zoey, and Melissa, and obviously joey has to be homeless guy and hot chocolate boy.
But then I’d cast,
Curt as Mr. Davidson
Kim as Green Peace girl (she’d kill lah dee da da day)
Bryce as Nora (and det shapiro for the show me yours hands song)
Angela as Deb (and also maybe give us a deb and alice song?)
James as Hidgens
See i wouldn’t want them to change the main story at all, i just want more from it. And i want to hear these songs i love with a fuller ensemble. Plus i have this whole idea in my head where, when paul and emma are the last ones and they’re running from mcnamara, they’re coming across other characters songs in passing. Like they’ll run past pete and steph singing if i loved you, lex singing califorMIA, etc.
It’ll be interesting to see how they would exchange some of the meta jokes that made fun of their low production value (again assuming they get a larger budget for the rerun). Plus, i imagine the bigger budget will probably change the tone of the show too. Right now its pretty much a fun romp, but i think better lighting, music, setting and such will make it a bit darker, or at least, make the dramatic moments hit harder than they already do.
#also pauls shirt drove me nuts the whole time so i want a rerun just so they can givr him one that fits better lol#starkid#starkid productions#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#emma perkins#paulkins
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