#jon sims being jon sims

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

there are two quotes by Jon Sims that make me go insane

"When does the fear go away?" - MAG132, Entombed, 28th March, 2019

He sounds so exhausted and melancholic saying this one that it makes me feral

"When does The Eye make me monstrous?" - MAG152, A Gravedigger's Envy, 5th September 2019

The philosophical debate that is encapsuled in this question is just...dude, the feeliings

[murderandcoffee]

*martin blackwood voice* major shoutout to georgie barker, thank you so much for dumping jon. your trash truly is my treasure. #wlwmlmsolidarity

[lailas-in-space]

TMA archival staff, but they're f a n c y

[hypnogogyc]

What could I even pray to?

[pumpkinhrat]

jon sims being disappointed by every institution

[Image ID: A digital doodle of Jonathan Sims titled Uni Jon and Archives Jon. On the left, a younger version of him, with just a few gray hair. On the right, an older version of Jon, with lots of gray hair, stubble and scars. There is "fuckin hell.." written under both doodles - this being Jon's reaction. End ID]

[whosectype]

I feel like Martin would by Jon eye-related clothing the same way a parent would buy their gay kid ugly pride shirts

The ref :P

[zarchivist]

[lunacias]

statement of jonathon sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by jurgen leitner

[always-any-art]

Safehouse hours!!!

[snekberry]

jon <333

[my-heart-of-heart]

When your mental health and quality of life has become entirely dependent on engaging with the Interest:

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

How to befriend Martin K. Blackwood, Season 1

All you need is a cat.

"But Martin is a dog person!"

Sh, all you need, is a cat

Me, entering the Archives evidently hiding something under my jacket: sup Marto

Martin: Hello! How can I help you...? What are you hiding?

Me: Not a cat

Martin: *groans*please tell me you don't have a cat in there

Me: I just did

Martin: Oh God if Jon sees you he's going to...

Me: ...love it, trust me, prepare your phone, take some photos *makes a fake concerned expression and knocks on Jon's door* Jon? I need some help here

Jon: *annoyed sigh* Sure, come in. Good lord, is that a cat?

*a lot of pics of Jon being soft with a stray cat later*

Martin: I've been blessed

Me: You're welcome

[theworkerofkeay]

Here’s a tease of part of whats to come tomorrow from me. Upon further consideration I realized I can share this now since it’s not a spoiler for anything tmagp related.

But it is a monster Jon base 👀 👀 I WISH he was here; I miss the Archivist man.

[beelzeballing]

listen i like to engage in the odd "haha s1 jon is so dummy wummy how can he not believe those stories har har how does he not draw the connections har har 'martin found ONE weird thing tho' haha" joke, but i see too many people making this an actual point of contention and calling jon dumb or whatever for it.

like....

did you forget? when he said he was just acting like he didnt believe in the statements? like. he said that. with his own mouth. in season 1. in SEASON 1. it was an ACT. he was PRETENDING. every single time he said "this seems to me like you are insane and need to stop doing drugs (but there is oNe StRaNgE tHiNg)" he was LYING. for perceived SELF PRESERVATION. because he was SCARED.

[adventuresingingerland]

Happy 7th Anniversary since the first episode and Happy Almost 2nd Anniversary since The Magnus Archives ended (tomorrow)!! 🎉🎉

[chipper-smol]

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*dragons your blorbos*