#josiah mortimer

[tweetingukpolitics]

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

VARNEY POSTING PART 5: in which i finally make varney bite some characters who are not charles

in order: dr. chillingworth, henry bannerworth, marchdale, admiral bell, jack pringle, mortimer/montgomery, josiah crinkles (averted by surprise time-traveling jonathan harker appearance), jack seward (hitched a ride with jonathan), george bannerworth (averted bc it's unclear if chibi-style george even has a neck)

[damistrolls]

This is gonna sound weird, but it's not I swear!! But do you have a list or can you make a list of trolls that have facial hair?? I don't really see them often on my timeline, think they're underrated. 😔

not weird at all! im a facial hair lover

lemme put my guys with facial hair r under the cut <3

lawren aegiys

goraxe ripmaw

marion dekian

haftie bazois

vancey valens

kazuko kinako

noboru izuumi

mortim parlic

kingyo vreaux

velzka kollin

rezelo zakiul

kazero vyzsic

lupo barone

epylio desmod

josiah rucali

piluck faenic

alarik bhasit

vasily kedrov

jimmet evolin

pierse argyle

nikoly volkov

imanul pallas

donvan noxyll

ryouta ishida

lidree tulasi

levion moxiva

rolling storm

mishka melnik

keirie fumoto

aaaand daichi fujita

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Neutralised Bios: Sully (1994)

Mortimer & Co's Mad Embalmer Sullivan 'Sully' Landon

The man with all the embalming know-how Sullivan 'Sully' Landon.

"If I wanted, I could turn you into a statue."

Name

Full Legal Name: Sullivan Merritt Landon

First Name: Sullivan

Meaning: From an Irish surname, the Anglicized form of 'Ó Súileabháin', itself from the given name 'Súleabhán', which was derived from Irish 'Súil' 'Eye' and 'Dubh' 'Dark, Black' combined with a diminutive suffix.

Pronunciation: SUL-i-van

Origin: English, French

Middle Name: Merritt

Meaning: From an English surname, originally from a place name, which meant 'Boundary gate' in Old English.

Pronunciation: MEHR-it

Origin: English

Surname: Landon

Meaning: Variant of 'Langdon', which was derived from the name of various places of Old English origin which meant 'Long hill'.

Pronunciation: LAN-den

Origin: English

Titles: Mr

Goes By: Sully

Characteristics

Age: 56

Gender: Male. He/Him Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: American Citizen. Born in America

Ethnicity: White (Ashkenazi Jewish)

Birth Date: 22nd October 1938

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Jewish

Native Language: English

Known Languages: English, Hebrew, German, (Some) Latin

Relationship Status: Single, Divorced

Astrological Sign: Libra

Played By: Christopher Lloyd

Appearance

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm

Eye Colour: Brown

Hair Colour: Brown/Grey

Hair Dye: None

Body Hair: Hairy

Facial Hair: Stubble

Tattoos: (As of Jan 1994) None

Piercings: None

Scars: Several from accidental needle/syringe pricks to the hands

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Social Drinker

Illnesses/Disorders: Insomnia

Medications: Sleeping Pills

Any Specific Diet: Vegetarian

Relationships

Affiliated Groups: Mortimer & Co. Mortuary Services (Employee)

Friends: Dr No, Meg, Yancy

Significant Other: Evelyn Petersen (58, Ex-Wife, Née Willard)

Parents: Simon Landon (Deceased, Father), Mary Landon (Deceased, Mother, Née Davidson)

Parents-In-Law: None

Siblings: Joseph Landon (60, Brother)

Siblings-In-Law: Keshet Landon (62, Joseph's Wife, Née Avidan)

Nieces & Nephews: Hannah Jacobs (40, Niece, Née Landon), William Jacobs (42, Hannah's Husband), Josiah Landon (38, Nephew), Emelia Landon (40, Josiah's Wife, Née Roberts)

Children: Marilyn Marshall (36, Daughter, Née Petersen), Joshua Petersen (34, Son)

Children-In-Law: Mark Marshall (40, Marilyn's Husband), Gracelyn Petersen (38, Joshua's Wife, Née French)

Grandkids: Pollyanna Marshall (16, Granddaughter), Harold Marshall (12, Grandson), Lily Petersen (14, Granddaughter), Leonard Petersen (10, Grandson)

Extras

Level of Education: Bachelor's Degree in Chemistry & Biology

Occupation: Embalmer

Employer: Mortimer & Co. Mortuary Services

Biography: Raised in Chicago by his immigrant father, and without his and his brother's absent mother, both Sully and his older brother followed their father into embalming as a trade. With his wife leaving him and re-marrying after getting pregnant with their 2nd child, Sully became very lonely and withdrawn, and became the man he is now.

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[ID: several headlines about Europe boycotting US products.

ID1: the first headline says:

" 'Elbows up, Britain': Canada's Boycott of American Goods Spreads to the UK

How British voters could hold the cards when it comes to resisting President Trump's global trade war

Josiah Mortimer 2 April 2025"

ID2: the second headline has an attached image of pedestrians walking by a McDonald's and says:

"The Observer

Le boycott: French customers shun McDonald's, Coca Cola and Tesla to protect against Trump".

ID3: the third headline says:

"The European countries where thousands are boycotting US goods

Consumers who are furious over Donald Trump's policies are boycotting U.S. goods - from Coca-Cola to Colgate toothpaste".

ID4: the fourth and last headline says:

"Trump Tariffs Spark Calls to #BoycottUSA Goods

Published Apr 03, 2025 at 1:04 PM EDT". End of ID.]

not donald trump singlehandley uniting the world against america and encouraging mass boycotting

[cruxiu]

“‘Don’t Buy a Swasticar’: Tesla Hit by UK Boycott Campaign Over Elon Musk’s Far-Right Support”

by Josiah Mortimer in Byline Times @BylineTimes

“Electric vehicle producer Tesla has been targeted by activists due to its far-right owner’s interference in British politics”

[realpeterabell]

Reform won't

Voters are flattered by assurances regarding their democratic power while the system works to nullify that power. In a system designed to serve established power, there are only "establishment political parties".

“They’re a new brand and are able to appeal to those that feel disaffected by what they consider traditional politics, politicians and political parties.” – Dr Anthony Ridge-Newman “I think they were a sort of natural outpost for anger really at what voters perhaps perceived as establishment political parties.” – Josiah Mortimer “[Every party] needs to be working extremely hard to be seen as a…

[anyoneknowwhatbrexitmeans]

“New Government plans to restrict protest – snuck out in defiance of Parliament – could have a chilling effect on free speech in England and Wales, a Green Party peer has warned.”

Under “Henry Vlll” powers.

[spiderandthesims]

1880s Names

A

Boys

Abel, Abraham, Adam, Addison, Adelbert, Alexander, Alfred, Aloysius, Alphonse, Ambrose, Amos, Anderson, Andrew, Angus, Anthony, Anton, Archibald, Art, Arthur, Aubrey, August, Augustine, Augustus, Avery

Girls

Ada, Adelaide, Adele, Adeline, Agatha, Agnes, Alice, Alma, Almeda, Alta, Anastasia, Angeline, Anna, Annabelle, Anne, Arizona, Augusta, Augustine, Aurelia, Aurora

B

Boys

Barney, Benjamin, Bennett, Bernard, Bishop, Bradford

Girls

Beatrice, Bernadette, Bess, Bessie, Beulah, Birdie

C

Boys

Carlton, Carson, Casper, Cassius, Cecil, Charles, Chauncey, Chester, Christian, Christopher, Clarence, Claude, Clement, Clifford, Coleman, Conrad, Cornelius, Curtis

Girls

Camille, Caroline, Catherine, Cecilia, Celestia, Celestine, Celia, Charity, Charlotte, Christine, Claire, Clara, Clarice, Claudia, Clementine, Conception, Constance, Corda, Cordelia, Cornelia

D

Boys

Dallas, Daniel, Darius, David, Dennis, Dewitt, Dorsey, Douglas, Dudley, Dwight

Girls

Daisy, Delia, Della, Delphia, Docia, Dollie, Dolly, Dolores, Dora, Dorcas, Doris, Dorothy, Dove, Dovie, Drucilla

E

Boys

Early, Edmond, Edward, Edwin, Eldridge, Eli, Elias, Elijah, Elliott, Ellis, Ellsworth, Elmer, Elton, Elwood, Emerson, Emery, Emil, Emmett, Enoch, Ephraim, Erasmus, Erastus ,Eric, Ernest, Ervin, Erwin, Eugene, Everett, Ezra

Girls

Edith, Edmonia, Effie, Elaine, Elda, Eldora, Eleanor, Elise, Eliza, Elizabeth, Ella, Elma, Elnora, Eloise, Elsa, Elsie, Emily, Emma, Emmaline, Era, Erma, Erna, Ernestine, Essie, Esta, Estella, Estelle, Esther, Ethel, Ethelyn, Etta, Eudora, Eugenia, Eula, Eulalia, Eunice, Euphemia

F

Boys

Felix, Ferdinand, Francis, Franklin, Frederick, Fredrick

Girls

Fanny, Fay, Felicia, Fern, Fidelia, Flora, Florence, Florida, Francis

G

Boys

Gabriel, Garrett, General, George, Gideon, Giles, Golden, Gregory

Girls

Geneva, Genevieve, Georgia, Georgie, Goldie, Grace, Gwendolyn

H

Boys

Harmon, Harold, Harris, Harrison, Henry, Hollis, Homer, Horace, Howard, Howard, Howell, Hugo

Girls

Harriett, Hattie, Henrietta, Hester, Honora, Hope, Hortense

I

Boys

Irving

Girls

Imogene, Indiana, Iona, Iris, Isadora

J

Boys

Jack, Jackson, Jacob, James, Jasper, Jeremiah, John, Jonathan, Joseph, Josiah, Judson, Jules, Julian, Junius

Girls

Jane, Josephine, Judith, Julia, Julie, Juliet, June

K

Boys

Kenneth

Girls

Kathleen

L

Boys

Lawrence, Lawson, Leander, Leonard, Lewis, Lionel, Logan, Lucien, Lucius, Luther, Lyman

Girls

Lacy, Lillian, Lilly, Louise, Lucia, Lucille, Lucinda, Lucretia, Lucy

M

Boys

Major, Malcolm, Marcus, Marshall, Martin, Mason, Mathias, Matthew, Maurice, Maxwell, Michael, Miles, Milo, Milton, Monroe, Morgan, Mortimer

Girls

Mabel, Madeline, Magnolia, Marie, Mary, Matilda, Maude, May, Melinda, Mildred, Millicent, Millie, Minerva, Minnie, Miriam, Missouri, Mollie, Mona

N

Boys

Nathan, Nathaniel, Neil, Nelson, Newton, Nicholas, Noah, Noel, Norman, Norris

Girls

Netta, Nettie, Nevada, Nona, Nora, Norah, Norma

O

Boys

Oliver, Oren, Orson, Otis, Otto, Owen

Girls

Odelia, Odessa, Ola, Olive, Ona, Opal, Ophelia, Ora, Orpha, Ottilie

P

Boys

Patrick, Percival, Percy, Peter, Phillip, Pierce, Pleasant

Girls

Pansy, Parthenia, Patience, Pearl, Penelope, Permelia, Philomena, Phoebe, Polly, Priscilla, Prudence

Q

Boys

Quincy

R

Boys

Raymond, Richard, Richmond, Robert, Rodney, Roger, Ross

Girls

Rita, Rosalie, Rose, Rowena, Ruby, Ruth

S

Boys

Samuel, Seymore, Sidney, Silas, Simon, Solomon, Stanley, Stephan, Sterling, Stewart, Sylvester

Girls

Samantha, Sophronia

T

Boys

Thaddeus, Theodore, Thomas, Thorton, Tillman, Timothy, Tobias, Truman

Girls

Tennessee, Thelma, Theodora, Theodosia, Theresa, Tillie

U

Boys

Ulysses

Girls

Una

V

Boys

Valentine, Vernon, Victor, Vincent, Virgil

Girls

Vera, Verona, Vesta, Victoria, Viola, Violet, Virginia, Vivian

W

Boys

Walker, Wallace, Walter, Warren, Watson, Webster, Wesley, Wilber, Wilbert, Wilbur, Wiley, Wilfred, Willam, Willard, William, Wilson, Winfield

Girls

Wilda, Wilhelmina, Wilma, Winifred, Winnifred, Winona

Z

Girls

Zella, Zora

[thequeensbastardenglish]

They've got absolutely nothing going for them so voter suppression it is!

[tweetingukpolitics]

[fundiesimsfamily]

Babynews

We are very happy for the save arrival of our twins, Evan and Barbera. They are adored on by their parents and big sisters. Bob&Eliza Pancakes, Babette and Bethany

We have been blessed with a third son, Nicolas Goth. He is passed around his big sisters and brothers many times already. He is a perfect fit for our family. Mortimer&Bella Goth, Cassanda, Alexander, Charlotte, Christian, Andrea, Lianna

We have been overwhelmed with gratude with the birth of another healthy son, Levi Freeman. Our two boys are hoping to show him all the trucs they do outside on the monkeybars and little Vivian always wants to hold him. Kylian&Samantha Freeman, Daniel, Josiah, Vivian

[presidentialsims]

President elect Cronin gives victory speech from Brindleton Bay.

Literally tens of Brindleton Bay residents flocked to greet their Senator, and now President elect, Henry A. Cronin today at the town’s Delgato Convention Center. The record-breaking crowd cheered on the victorious national leader as he returned to the very place that his campaign began several seasons ago. Cronin returns to his home turf after a skillfully fought campaign that saw him decisively beat incumbent Mortimer Goth.

Unlike his opponent, who cowers behind his imposing – and some would say, domineering – wife, this President elect is every inch the powerful and decisive national leader the United States of Simerica needs.

A Brindleton Bay native, Cronin practiced at the renowned law firm Biggins, Biggins & Sandel in Washingsim City where he rose to fame helping to put the infamous “Newcrest Poisoner”, Josiah Pancakes, behind bars. During this time, Cronin also met his beloved wife and confidant Sigolène, who supported him during his journey to the senate, and now to the White House.

Senator Cronin’s inspiring leadership, spirit and fortitude helped him to guide his community through such trying incidents as the Landgraab cataclysmic chemical spill and Hurricane Ermintrude.

Now he and his family – wife Sigolène, sons Frederick and Theodore, and daughter Madelène – are set to move to the White House in the coming weeks where he will get to work delivering his many concrete election promises and keeping sims everywhere safe.