#josuke oneshot

[beneathashadytree]

MESSING AROUND - JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA X READER

Warnings : just two teens being in love and all over each other, reader is gender-neutral!

Genre : puppy love n fluff <3

Word count : 1.1K words

Additional notes : This came to me in a dream. Love the idea of teenagers being sneaky and lazy teehee

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They tiredly rubbed at their eyes. What was this, the tenth, or the hundredth time at this? In all cases, it felt like it was a never-ending cycle that they were doomed to stay in.

“Josuke, would it really kill you to study for an hour straight?” Nudging the textbook on the coffee table, they tried to bring his attention back to the long-forgotten syllabus. “We’ve got a quiz in 3 days.”

“Still plenty of time, if you ask me,” he shrugged, not looking away from the television screen where he was trying to beat his high score (again) in one of his video games. “That’s a whole, uh, 72 hours.”

“If you hesitated while doing simple math, then I fear how you’ll face a few calculus problems.” Rolling their eyes, they sidled up to his back. “Come on. Didn’t Miss Tomoko threaten to smash the console if you don’t get at least a B+? With the looks of things, we’ll be lucky if you pass at all.”

Still without looking at them, he scowled. “First off, thanks for your obvious belief in me.” He could be petty when he wanted to, and this seemed like one of the times he wanted to pout and get snarky. “Second of all, she wouldn’t.”

At that, they arched an eyebrow at him. “Oh really? Did you forget that time she threw the television out of the window to keep her word when you flunked that history test?”

A few moments of silence, save for the sound effects coming from his game, and the furious tapping of buttons. “Alright, maybe she will. But still, we have a lot of time to go through the material.”

“Three days. Half of one you’ve already wasted, mind you.” They sighed, carefully wrapping their arms around his midsection and snuggling up to his broad back. A cheap trick, yes, but how else would they grab his attention without outright snatching the controller from his hands? “C’mon, Josuke. Miss Tomoko asked me to come over while she was out for this reason. I don’t wanna let her down, y’know?”

Josuke audibly swallowed, and they had to hold back a smug laugh. They had him right where they wanted him. “H-hey, who are you dating, me or my mom?”

They snorted, teasingly squeezing his waist. “My supposed-boyfriend’s got me right with him, and he’s been practically ignoring me for two hours. I’d say the answer’s currently neither of you.”

Instantly, the controller flew all across the room, landing somewhere unknown as his character on the screen crashed into explosives and died. Bingo, they wickedly thought to themself as Josuke finally turned around in their arms, his handsome face blocking out the ‘GAME OVER!’ flashing behind him.

Heavy eyebrows furrowed and lower lip jutted in a subconscious pout, he leaned in, caging them against the back of the sofa with his arms. “Dirty move.”

“You fell for it, though.” Grinning, they hooked their arms around his neck, tugging him a little closer. “Can’t believe I had to fight for your attention this long.”

“It slipped my mind that we’re finally alone,” he moaned pitifully, nudging their nose with his. “Next time I get distracted from you, punch me in the balls.” At the sinister look he saw in their eyes, he pulled back for a second, alarm on his face. “On second thought, I take that back. Don’t.”

“Fine, fine, I’ll keep my hands to myself.” Cocking their head to the side, they toyed with a few loose strands of hair at the nape of his neck. It was so rare to see his hair anything other than immaculately styled, so the rare chances that they got to touch the soft strands were deeply cherished—by the both of them, it seemed, if the current redness of Josuke’s cheeks was anything to go by. “Or would you rather I keep my hands on you?”

Their boyfriend buried his face in their neck, partially out of embarrassment, and partially out of a desire to press achingly gentle kisses against their exposed skin. “Mm, I don’t know,” he mumbled, “So long as you’re not too rough with me, I’d prefer that, yeah.”

“Oh? So you like to be treated gently, big guy?” Their voice came out a little breathy as he lightly nipped at that one spot on their neck, and they hoped that it wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of knowing he had them weak in his arms. Just a little more…

More kisses rained down on them, trailing up to their jaw and sucking at the skin there, just lightly enough to tease them without leaving a mark. A sigh escaped their lips, and their hands trailed down his back, gripping at his yellow tank top in hopes of regaining their sanity. Strong arms embraced them tightly, and arched their back into him.

“Yeah, so what?” he mumbled against the corner of their lips. “Got a problem with that?”

At the very last second before their lips met, they turned their face to the other side and pulled away. “Actually, I do. Because we’re not doing anything at all until you finish studying chapters one through four.”

Groaning, Josuke made to reach out for them as they slipped from his embrace and began to walk off. “Babe, you can’t be serious—“

“I am,” they coolly said, as if they hadn’t been seconds away from pulling him ontop of them. “Would you like me to call your mom and tell her you’re fooling around instead of getting your shit done?”

He shuddered, visibly recoiling at the thought and slumping back in place. “Don’t. She’ll probably put a ban on you ever visiting me when she’s out.”

Still a little shaken up and their nerves slightly tattered by the onslaught of intimacy, they hurried to his room, calling out behind them in a sing-song voice. “Well, these calculus problems aren’t gonna solve themselves!”

Collapsing onto his bed, they muffled a laugh as they heard him swearing and slamming his heavy notebook open, grumbling under his breath the entire time. In the meantime, they curled up into his freshly-made sheets and snuggled their head into his fluffy pillow.

“It smells like him,” they whispered to themself, their face flushed as they squeezed the pillow a little. Somehow, having their boyfriend’s familiar scent surrounding them from everywhere warmed them up to their fingertips, and sent their heart racing in their ribcage. “Wish he’d hurry up and join me before Miss Tomoko gets home…”

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Crazy, noisy, bizzare town (Higashikata Jōsuke x Reader)

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ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏꜰ [ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ], ʜɪɢᴀꜱʜɪᴋᴀᴛᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴄᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ. ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀꜱ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴛɪʀꜱ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ…

ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: 1. ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ɪɴ ᴊᴏᴊᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 4 ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏɴɢꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴᴅꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ 90ꜱ. ɪ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴍᴜʟᴀ.

Mori-Mori-Mori-Mori Morioh Cho Radio! This is your favourite neighbour Kai Harada! It's going to be a beautiful, sunny morning. Remember to bring hats and a bottle of water. I wish everyone a tasty coffee accompanied by the best songs from the top of playlists. We'll see you again in an hour. The topic of the day will be the mysterious disappearances of dogs. Stay with us!

Yoshikage Kira stretched. Satisfied, he reached for a cup of dark brown liquid. He took a sip of the pleasantly hot liquid. It burned his tongue a little but that's what he loved. He glanced at the clock. He still had a few minutes to go. As a decent office worker, he did not allow himself to be late.

He thought about what he heard on the radio. Undoubtedly, some stand user has just attracted attention. He smiled happily. This will only distract any attention from him. It was going to be another great day.

— Come on, honey — he said caressingly.

He grabbed a delicate hand, twisted his nose at the rotten stench. The hand was almost completely dead. He sprayed it with flower spray, grabbed his briefcase and left. He will have to find a new woman. But that could wait. Leaning out at this point could end badly. So he went to the office, hugging his beloved.

***

[Reader] rushed out the school door, clutching her bag tightly. She almost hit a young middle school student. She waited impatiently for the bell to ring and then she was detained after class. No matter how hard she tried, she was fifteen minutes late.

The heat in Morioh was becoming unbearable. The stronger the sun shone, the more tourists came. And that meant ice cream prices were going up. Recently, she and boys found a place where they could get them quite cheaply. In the afternoon, the best ones were often already sold out. Therefore, it was necessary to run as fast as possible.

— [Reader], what's taking you so long? — Okuyasu kicked a pebble impatiently.

— Were you attacked by an enemy stand? — Kōichi looked at her. — Just a moment and we would go looking for you.

— I'm fine. — She waved her hand dismissively. — It's all Kūjō-san's fault.

Higashikata smiled widely when he saw her. She stood on her tiptoes and kissed him on the cheek. He was slightly confused, as he always was when she showed him affection in public places. Immediately afterwards, however, he eagerly grabbed her hand and they headed towards the store.

— But what does Mr. Kūjō have to do with you being late? — Nijimura never thought too fast.

The only time he really shined was in fights. Apart from them, he couldn't be expected to handle something his brother always did for him. Now that he had only his father left, he had to rely on his friends. The girl sometimes wondered how he would cope without them.

However, JoJo immediately understood what she meant. He sighed softly and muttered the customary: Yare yare greato daze. He didn't like the situation they were in either. They couldn't do anything with it. As usual, it all came down to Yoshikage Kira and the danger hanging in the air.

— I was late because Shizuka-san asked me to set her up with Jōsuke. You have no idea how difficult it was to get her off. All because your uncle — she pointed an accusing finger at her boyfriend — forbade us to show anyone that we were together.

— I'd rather not hide it either — he admitted — but I guess we don't have a choice.

— You aren't hiding now. — Okuyasu scratched his head thoughtfully.

You could almost hear the gears turning in his mind.

— Because he was only talking about school, so technically we're not breaking the ban at all — [Reader] blurted out.

She high-fived her 'partner in crime'. They had always shared a clever way of dealing with life's awkward situations. Lately, it had come in handy more often than they would have liked.

The heat pouring from the sky was becoming more and more noticeable. She was glad to be walking on the side of the sidewalk where the trees sheltered her. On the right, JoJo was blocking the sun. With his height, he created a perfect shadow the entire way.

When they saw the store, they rushed towards it. There was a nice cool air conditioning coming from inside. For a moment they just stood and breathed in the beneficial, cold air.

— Who pays today? — Hirose asked the usual question.

The three of them turned their eyes towards Higashikata. It was his turn.

— I don't have money anymore. — He scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment.

— You've just won the lottery! What did you spend that money on? — The short friend looked at him in disbelief.

— My mother froze my account until I was an adult — he sighed.

One million six hundred and sixty-six thousand and six hundred and sixty-six yen had been floating around in his head for two weeks. It was useless to follow Shigechi across half the city. When he finally got the check, Tomoko said she wouldn't let him spend that much money. So he said goodbye to the vision of luxury.

— Fortunately, my father can't take my money. — Nijimura laughed and went inside with Kōichi.

The building was tiny. Four people couldn't fit in it. Maybe that's why the prices are so low. It's also possible that the old man behind the counter simply didn't know much about business.

The girl leaned against the building. There was no one on the street. Most people were at work at this time. Tourists marched to the beach, and school students returned home.

A quiet footstep broke the undisturbed silence. She glanced at the direction it was coming from. A tiny dog ​​was running across the road. Luckily for it, there were no cars. It had a red collar that jingled softly with every step. The white chihuahua moved its paws as fast as it could.

It was only after a while that she noticed the owner chasing him. The breathless woman stopped in front of her. She recognized her as a distant neighbour. She was holding the leash. The hair on her head was already starting to turn gray. By wearing a pencil skirt and high boots, she doomed herself to failure. In such an outfit, she had no chance of catching the animal.

— Have you seen my dog? — she asked, then described his appearance.

JoJo nodded.

— It ran through here a moment ago. — He pointed in the direction.

— How did she get up so quickly? Where did he get so much strength from? — she muttered.

[Reader] exchanged a knowing look with Jōsuke. It wasn't right to leave her in need. There went the quiet afternoon.

— We might help you look for her? — she suggested.

— It would be great. Her name is Kiki. — She left her phone number and then ran away.

They had quite a run in the heat before them.

***

The girl sent Butterfly ahead. Sometimes she wished she could, like her boyfriend, just punch the enemy. The group of butterflies was great for searching and tracking. However, it could not replace the brutal strength that even Star Platinum had at its disposal. The Joestar family always said that power is only as good as its user. Yet throwing a colourful insect at someone could only disgust them. The only advantage was the distance at which she could control the stand. Fifty meters usually happened with self-controlled entities.

When she finally managed to pick up the trail, she followed him with Higashikata. The other two separated fifteen minutes ago, hoping to find Kiki on the other side of the intersection. They didn't want to waste time. Especially since the whole thing smelled strongly of mysterious disappearances of animals from the area. They called Mr. Kūjō from a nearby payphone to let him know how things were going, and went deeper into the forest.

At first the route looked promising. The wide, beaten path through the trees looked familiar. Sometimes they went for walks here. However, the further they went, the more they had to stray from the well-traveled trail. The soft ground was covered with green needles and moss. The trees cast ominous shadows among the low bushes. They grew more and more densely. The couple stopped running. It became impossible. They responded to every sound of a breaking branch or slight breeze with readiness to attack.

That's why they lost the dog again. She must have gotten far enough away that the butterflies couldn't see her. They came back and started circling around the owner.

So they continued heading in the direction Kiki had been heading before. Morioh is a small town. They should be able to walk through the forest within an hour and come out on the other side. As long as they don't get lost.

— Did you hear that? — [Reader] stopped for the first time in a long time.

She sincerely hoped her ears weren't deceiving her. The rustling of the leaves seemed to increase.

JoJo didn't answer. Slowly and quietly he looked around. He summoned Crazy Diamond and waited.

Butterfly flew forward and stopped nearby. A boar was roaming under one of the spreading trees. For a moment it seemed to be looking for food. It snorted quietly and put its snout to the ground. But when it raised its fangs, it turned towards the travelers. It was as if it had been looking for them all along.

— Back away slowly — she whispered, trying to get out of the boar's way.

But it didn't help. A war cry announced a murderous charge. Several dozen kilograms rushed towards them.

Jōsuke spotted a tree with low-growing branches. Without thinking, he started climbing, aided by his stand. [Reader] wasn't doing that well. The bark tore her fingers until they bled. She mentally cursed her stupid uniform skirt. That's why she was doing so poorly. The boy grabbed her hand just in time. Just after she had safely grabbed onto the thick trunk, the boar hit the wood. Splinters fell. The world staggered slightly for a moment.

— Crazy Diamond!

A purple fist met a brown snout. One attack wasn't enough. Slightly stunned, the animal turned and charged again. Higashikata waited for it to run up and then rained down a barrage of blows on it. It was moments like these that he regretted that his range was only two meters. He had to go lower, risking a close encounter with the fangs.

The tired, battered boar finally gave up. With its tail between its legs, it limped as far away as he could.

— Do you think they are under protection?

— Is that really what you're worried about now? — [Reader] laughed in disbelief.

— I don't have money for a fine. — He rubbed his temple thoughtfully.

Suddenly something white flashed in the bushes.

— Over there! — she shouted, pointing in the direction.

She clumsily slid down the tree and ran towards where she saw movement. She stepped straight into the mud almost immediately. Or at least that's what she preferred to think. She didn't want to assume the worst. Brown, smelly goo stuck to the shoe. Wiping the nasty stuff in the letter didn't do much good. She cursed quietly under her breath.

At least she finally found it.

— There you are, Kiki. — She slowly extended her hand towards her.

The Chihuahua tentatively sniffed her fingers. She nuzzled her trustingly. Satisfied, she took her in her arms. JoJo shouted something but she didn't hear him. She immediately felt a terrible pain in her ear. Blood flooded her eye. Instinctively she reached out her hand towards it. The red liquid was flowing at an alarming rate. Only then did she realize that the dog had bitten her.

— You damn…— She didn't finish the sentence.

The little enemy attacked the ankle. She didn't look down. She was afraid that she would throw up her breakfast at the sight of flesh.

Jōsuke caught Kiki struggling and healed her wounds with Crazy Diamond. However, the momentary peace did not last long. They saw a man in strange fur. Immediately afterwards, a snake rushed towards the boy with stunning speed. He managed to catch it but the two deadly fangs left tiny red wounds. It hurt. He knew he didn't have much time. He squeezed the reptile tightly. The stand user had no choice. He separated himself and stood before them. Higashikata held him by the throat to be sure. Enough that he couldn't move. However, this caused the animal to slip away and crawl away into the trees.

— Don't hurt me! — the enemy squeaked thinly. — You need me. Only I ca-ca-can bring him back. Without the antidote, you'll die from the v-v-venom — he stammered.

JoJo frowned. He always did this when he was worried. This didn't happen often. But now he wasn't sure what to do. He couldn't heal himself. This was the biggest drawback to his power. He had to endure every injury like a normal person.

— We don't need you at all — [Reader] said in a firm voice. — You didn't notice but I chased you to the edge of the forest.

The opponent looked back in panic.

— I also sent butterflies to find Kūjō-san. He'll be here in a minute and it's only ten minutes to the hospital. We'll make it. — She smiled defiantly.

— It can't be... you mean you did it when I was a wild boar? — His eyes widened.

— I'm the one asking the questions here. Who are you? Did Kira's father send you here? — [Reader] stuck her finger into his chest.

— My name is Ka-Ka-Kameko Hiroto — he sobbed. — Yoshihiro-san said I can do whatever I want. He called me a coward because I refused to kill people. I was too a-a-afraid.

The girl looked at him more closely. She seemed to recognize him from somewhere. However, the brown hair, small blue eyes and plain face brought no answer. In Morioh you knew almost everyone, unless they were tourists. The coat attracted the most attention. It consisted of fur pieces. Brown, black, white and gray. Dotted and spotted. They created a strange composition. The longer she looked, the more she felt sick. This is where all the missing dogs from Morioh were. He wore them as hideous clothes.

Hiroto had loved 'One Hundred and One Dalmatians' since he was a child. Every evening, his mother took a worn-out book from the shelf. There were also many others on the bookcase but she read this one to him every day. Otherwise, he simply wouldn't fall asleep. He knew the words by heart. He could recite them at every moment. Any time of day and night.

When he grew up, he started breeding fur ferrets. He studied hard, so he was accepted as an employee in a well-known and respected company. All this to look like Cruella De Vil, his idol. He wanted to create his own coat. Even if it couldn't be with white and black dots. However, it turned out that it was not that simple. He only managed to steal one piece of leather. The business was looked after with the greatest caution. He was fired pretty quickly for financial losses and animal abuse.

Bitter and angry, he moved to Morioh. The small, quiet town was supposed to give him peace. Here, where no one knew him, he decided to forget about his dream. He blended in with the crowd, toiling at the grocery store around the corner. He also rented a tiny apartment and found a fiancée. So he lived a normal life. Until fate gave him a chance — a stand that allowed him to take on the role of animals and control them. Desire overshadowed reason.

— Mercy! — he howled.

Kameko felt salty drops running down his face. Snot was coming out of his nose. He couldn't even wipe it off. He felt terrible. Until now, he had managed to reconcile his passion with the life of an average person. He was so close to achieving his goal and finishing the outfit he dreamed of. He hated the two people in front of him. He sincerely hoped they would die. If not now, then later, at the hands of the city's best assassin.

For a moment he wanted to beg for mercy again. After all, even if that little shit was bluffing, they were almost out of the forest. They outnumbered him. The situation is terrible. But through his tears, he saw his chance. It was floating a few meters away. He could barely contain the smile that spread across his lips.

— Loosen your grip! I'm choking! — he wheezed as hard as he could.

He knew it would work. He met JoJo once in a store. He was actually a soft man. Not like his creepy uncle. The only problem with him was that he never allowed you to owe a yen. He found this type of customer particularly annoying. It wouldn't save them if he let go sometimes. Because of it, he had to go to other cashiers. The brat probably had plenty of money anyway. After all, he was constantly buying hair care lotions. All the sprays and gels must have been quite an expense. Hiroto always thought it made no sense. The customer looked strange. He was wasting money.

— Just no tricks! — the boy warned him.

Kameko reached out with his mind towards a butterfly flying alone. Fate favored him by giving him this opportunity.

— Wild Animal! — He recalled his stand. — Bye, losers! Higashikata, someone must have hit you over the head once because you're a gullible idiot with a crap haircut! — He felt like he was on cloud nine shouting it.

Although he knew that he would not avoid abandoning Morioh but it was better than death. He will start over, somewhere far away. He will fly towards the blue sky and that's all they will see.

To his surprise, however, nothing happened. He should feel connected to his animal. Meanwhile, he was still stuck in Crazy Diamond's iron grip.

The girl held out her hand. The insect calmly sat on it.

— I had a feeling you might want to do that. Did you really think I would let any animal stay around? — The swallowtail butterfly flapped its wings. — I separated that butterfly from the group and changed its species while you weren't looking. You cannot bond with it because it is not a living organism. — She snapped her fingers. — Jōsuke, tell him something.

She saw that he wanted this very much. The Joestar family never left an opponent without a word. She found it funny but she didn't question the habits.

They had to hurry. The venom was slowly taking its toll. Beads of sweat ran down the back of his neck. His legs were starting to tremble slightly.

— First of all, you disrespected my girlfriend. — He pointed an accusing finger at him. — Secondly, you insulted my hair. This is unforgivable!

Crazy Diamond with a joyful Dora dora dora plunged his fist into Hiroto's face. There were screams, protests and pleas for help. However, they were of no use. After damaging his hair, Higashikata became extremely irritable. Blood was shed. It looked like it wouldn't end with a few broken teeth and a terribly bruised cheek.

However, he was interrupted by a quiet but firm voice:

— Yare yare daze.

In front of him, wearing his favourite hat, stood Mr. Kūjō. As always, he handled the situation with stoic calm. He didn't look happy.

JoJo breathed a sigh of relief when he saw him. It's true that he has to explain why he and [Reader] are together, since classes have ended a long time ago. However, he will deal with this later. The snake deprived him of his strength. He was barely holding himself together. After all, he could leave everything in the hands of others. He pushed his opponent into a tree. His head was now inside the trunk and his back was sticking out. Immediately after that, his strength left him and he fell to the ground.

Okuyasu and Hirose were the last to arrive. They panicked when they saw their friend's condition. They offered to watch the bastard until the Speedwagon Foundation took him over. They had no doubt that the Star Platinum user would be better able to transport the patient to Budogaoka Hospital. They also called Kiki's owner.

[Reader] shuffled after the older man.

— Don't look at me like that. It's embarrassing — she muttered.

She still couldn't understand how he was so different from the boy he carried on his back. It was hard to read anything in his eyes. No emotions.

— Good job — he said quietly.

She smiled. You couldn't count on more from him.

— But will we still get the lecture? — she asked.

There was a slight chance that they would get away with it. She allowed herself to dream.

— Yare yare daze.

— So we're screwed. — Resigned, she left the forest.

She looked up. The sun was already setting on the horizon. Purple mixed with pink, orange and yellow. The colours painted a beautiful picture. The heat of the day slowly faded away. A light sea breeze blew invitingly. Tourists covered in sand were returning from the beach. They gave her curious glances but said nothing. But the neighbours picked her up faster than she would have liked to tend to her remaining wounds. She had to leave her boyfriend in the hands of her uncle. However, she had no doubt that they would soon be able to spend a quiet afternoon with their friends. She was going to get the ice cream on sale no matter what.

Still, it was a good day in a crazy, noisy, bizzare town.

***

Landmarks in Morioh:

No. 31 — Haunted Forest — Locals claim that dangerous animals live there. There is also a Tree Spirit roaming around there. Sometimes on hot summer afternoons you can hear his desperate screams and calls for help.

[gyrospizzamozzarella]

HC‼️which flavor of jolly rancher i think the duwang gang would prefer!

josuke

he is DEFINITELY a watermelon guy. he is so silly and he just gives off the sweet watermelony vibes.

okuyasu

blue raspberry. i am right. he just is that kind of person.

koichi

i feel like cherry is a more sophisticated flavor and koichi is for sure the most mature one out of the group. it just suits him.

rohan

green apple. need i say more?

yukako

she is a grape gal. i feel like she is so unhinged to the point where she looks at something that is grape flavored and says, “yeah…that tastes good.” /hj (she is still an icon though dw)

mikitaka

orange. he is just such a silly little guy like that. (catching mikitaka eating something OTHER than tissues and probably windex is really rare but i feel like he would love citrus. it probably resembles the taste of the clorox wipes he eats /j)

OKAY THATS ALL THANK YOU<3

[nanivinsmoke]

here’s part two! merry christmas baby!

edit: this was starting on Christmas. I couldn’t finish it until now do to work. My apologies. I hope you all enjoyed and had a wonderful Christmas!

A Jojo Christmas, two. | Jojo’s x AFAB!Reader

Josuke had moved from behind Jotaro’s legs and clutched onto your side, avoiding the gaze from his father. When it comes to meeting new people, he was shy, he got that trait from you. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. I had a personal friend & chef prepare all the dishes you guys loved to eat! Enjoy and merry Christmas!’ Jonathan spoke into the mic, gathering everyone’s attention. The doors to the dining room then opened up, letting everyone in to see their favorite foods being placed beautifully on the china plates.

It was beautiful, everything about this night was beautiful. You put a mental note in your mind to talk to Erina about it, and possibly get some decor tips from her. As you and the other guests entered the dining room, you saw that there were folded cars with your name’s on them. You and Josuke were seated with Joseph and some guy named Polnareff. Josuke sat between the two of you, with Polnareff on your left side. You learned that he was French and was a good friend to Jotaro and Joseph.

‘You want me to cut your food up JoJo?’ You asked your son, who had his utensils in hand to eat his favorite food.

‘No thanks mommy, I got it!’ You smiled, your baby boy was growing up so fast.

‘Can you cut up my food mommy?’ Joseph teased from the opposite side, talking in a child-like voice. Josuke laughed and looked at his father, laughing even harder. He made his son laugh. You stood up from your seat and walked over to the older man’s side, leaning over to cut his steak in halves.

‘Can I have some milk too, mommy?’ His whispered, while his eyes melted into your plump breasts. His flirtatious ways always seems to make you feel all giddy inside. ‘If you finish your food, maybe’ You flirted back and chuckled as you seen the male nearly scarf down all his food. Sitting back into your seat, you began to eat your meal. It was a pan seared salmon, seasoned to perfection, and plated with white rice; asparagus and a side of Mac and cheese. You knew Joseph was the reason behind the chef’s cooking you and Josuke’s favorite foods, you don’t know how he knew Josuke’s but he remembered your’s when you had cooked it for him for the very first time.

Dinner felt like a blur as you were spaced out most of the time, thinking about Joseph. Would you give him another chance if he asked for one? Would you be happy with your decision if you did? Or would you decide to co-parent instead and continue to be friends? Whatever you decide, you needed to do best for you and your son. Even if that means his parents aren’t together.

Dinner wrapped up and Jonathan gathered all of his guests and took them to the grand living room, where a huge Christmas Tree was stocked with presents. You watched as the Joestar & Brando families opened their gifts, noticing the pure excitement written all over their faces, before conversing with Joseph’s great uncle; Dio. He was beautiful, almost like he was sculpted by god. Don’t tell him I said that.

He began to ask you about your personal life, asking you about your job and other interests. You told him you had two degrees, and wanted purse a career in business. You learned he had two business, a law firm and a winery; both were doing good. He offered you a job at his firm, asking you to stay in the states; he would give you a nice place fo stay and help Josuke get into a good school. You told him to you’d think about it before the week is over.

‘Mommy! Look at all the presents I got!’ Josuke ran over to you, showing you all the gifts he received. From Prince cd’s to his favorite video games, he had a lot. You would have to thank Joseph when you got have chance.

‘Josuke! Come play with us!’ Jolyne called him over, surrounded by the four Brando boys. Josuke waved at you before he quickly scurried off to play with his family. Maybe moving here would be best? You kept your eye on josuke, sipping on a glass of wine and taking in the scenery; before Joseph approached you.

‘You did good Y/N…im sorry—‘

‘Stop apologizing. You don’t have to keep doing that’ You turned to him, and looked into his eyes. You didn’t want his apologies, truly you just wanted him.

‘I’ve did the best I could. But, what he truly needs right now is his father. Jotaro did his best, but he needs you! I want to move here to be closer to his family. He loves it here and it’s clear that they love him. I want that for him… and I want you to be there. For the both of us’

‘What are you saying, Y/N?’

‘I’m saying… we can co-parent. And if somehow in the future we’d get together…I wouldn’t mind it. But, if we don’t? I would still want to be friends with you’

The part soon began to wind down, and there was only thing left on the itinerary to do. A family photo! Jonathan gathered everyone up, bunching the big family together in front of the camera that was set up. You stood off to the side, letting them capture their real family in a beautiful memory. As Jonathan set up the camera for it to auto capture the photo, he noticed you standing to the side.

‘What are you doing Y/N? Get in there! You’re apart of the family too! We love you just as much as everyone else’ His words brought tears to your eyes, he was right. You are family. You curled up next to Joseph, who held Josuke on his hip. ‘Don’t hurt yourself old man!’ You joked, causing both of them to laugh; just in time for the camera to take the picture.

This was a memorable night, one everyone would never forget.

Merry Christmas!

[rs8ndead]

Hiiii :33 could you do some stuff of what it would be like to date Katsuki Bakugo?? It’s totally okey if not >u< 🎀

❛ yearning. ❜ ⸻ dating Katsuki Bakugo

── ﹙ 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ MASTERLIST&INFO.﹚. ☆

→﹐ 𓏵﹒ SUMMARY.﹒⟢ ⸻ Dating Katsuki ( realistic edition )

→﹐ 𓏵﹒ PAIRING.﹒⟢ ⸻ Katsuki Bakugou x gn/gender neutral! reader.

→﹐ 𓏵﹒ A/N.﹒⟢ ⸻ OF COURSE I CAN WRITE HEADCANONS ABOUT DATING HIM🤞🤞૮ • ﻌ • ྀིა I’m on season three at the moment but I stopped because I have an incredibly low attention span, so I apologize if any of these headcanons don’t correlate with him at all a single bit💔💔 I also had to yell at ChatGPT a ton to give me a title for post, before I decided to stick with yearning.. I don’t like it, but ILL CHANGE IT ONE DAY BUT FOR NOW, we are gonna have to stick with yearning )’: IM SORRY IF THESE WERENT A LOT OF HEADCANONS THOUGH I’ve been on writers block ever since I wrote that Josuke oneshot and been multitasking with everything since birth, fighting demons constantly for real pray for me💔💔

→﹐ 𓏵﹒ TAGLIST﹒⟢ ⸻ none 💔 pls let me know if you guys wanna be in my taglist for everything that I write or for something specific :33

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ﹙©rs8ndead﹚

💥  ⸺ NO!!!!! just because Katsuki’s dating somebody does NOT mean that they are free and safe from the confinements of Katsuki’s bitchy attitude. Yes, he’ll tone it down cause— it’s his partner and he loves his partner though, of course.

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ whenever he goes on dates with his lover, the Bakusquad is always following him taking photos of the couple secretly so they can playfully tease Katsuki and use it as blackmail ( in a jokingly way ), oh they are DONE for if Katsuki sees them.

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ doesn’t really show his affection through words or by actions ( except for dates, dates he does do. ), he rather shows them by gift giving, but will snatch the gift away from his partner if they were to tease Katsuki about him getting them a gift.

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ if his significant other is a crybaby or is easily sensitive and someone’s bullying his significant other, then he’s quick to turn the tables around by HIM bullying whoever made the bad decision of bullying his partner. ( Bakusquad probably has to hold him back before things get to serious )

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ I honestly don’t think Katsuki has a specific type of a partner when it comes to him dating, nor would I think he has a preference in physical features ( example: black hair with brown eyes, independent, etc etc ) “if they get along with me then they get along with me”

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ a good cook, and also a good heater!! If his partner ever asks him to warm them up he’ll grumble about it but comply.

୨୧ ᵎᵎ ﹐﹒⟡﹒

💥  ⸺ his parents probably love his significant other and approve of them most likely, he’s very embarrassed when they tease him about it that he’s going ‘soft’

[sanjisluvbot]

⋆˙⊹MASTERLIST˖⁺ 🪼

Extra disclaimer : I will not do smut for minors, I can give you a little kiss or something but that’s it.

SERIES:

Isekai Yandere Strawhats 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19

Strawberry fields josuke x black fem reader Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 Pt4 ( maybe )

Miguel O’Hara x Black Fem Reader Pt1 Pt2?

Isekai Yandere Strawhats CH 2 1

As Above So Below Raian Kure x Black Fem Reader 1 2 3

ONESHOTS:

Sanji x Black Fem Reader GOOD DAYS

Isekai BNHA x Black Fem Reader

Don’t Drink The Tea

Nami x Black Fem Reader Time well spent

Zoro x Black Fem Reader Time apart

Yander Josuke x Black Fem Reader ( Aged up )

Portgas D. Ace x Fem reader live

Isekai Yandere Strawhats x BNHA Black Fem reader

Isekai Platonic Yandere Strawhats

Getou Suguru Hopes And Dreams

HEADCANNONS:

Platonic Yandere Todoroki

Bakugo X black Fem realtionship HC

Bucciarati x Black Fem Reader relationship HC

Isekai Yandere Strawhats x Distrustful reader

JOJO:

One piece:

My hero academia:

Naruto:

Chainsawman:

AKI X Black Fem Reader

SPECIFIC CHARACTERS:

Katsuki Bakugo:

Todoroki Shoto:

Jotaro Kujo:

Josuke Higashikata: Strawberry fields

AKI:

Gojo Satoru:

Fushiguro Megumi:

Nanami Kento:

Sanji: A prince’s wish

Zoro:

Eustass Kidd:

Killer:

Trafalgar Law:

Portgas D. Ace: Live

Hatake Kakashi: The student becomes the teacher

Shikamaru:

Raian Kure: series

[phantom-clock]

do you have any jjba fic recs? :]

oh, i have been waiting for this question. I have so many recs.

·Starting off with: STARDUST CRUSADERS (mainly Jotakak, sorry lmao)

"You'll see what you want to see" by CassTheCringe on AO3 - I love love love this one! It's essentially just a really in character interaction between the team, very short and fun. I have to add though, there is quite a bit of foreshadowing for their inevitable fates which is gut wrenching. 4k words.

"He's bad news but i'm no better" by on AO3 - This. this right here. This is somehow PEAK jotakak despite being a gen fic, not intended to be slash. It's insane. This is an AU fic in which kakyoin arrives at the prison to kill jotaro before he has a chance to meet joseph and avdol. After various events, they proceed to leave to egypt together, kakyoin still sporting his fleshbud, and jotaro STILL convinced his stand is an evil spirit. It's great. 80.6k words. Jotakak? arguably? technically platonic?

"In the wrath of dawn" a collection by minamimaru on AO3 - Not sure how to describe this one, but it's a three parter in which kakyoin deals with having been conditioned to fear sunlight by Dio when he lived within his mansion. Interesting idea, good execution. Total word count of 9.3k. Jotakak.

"stand by me" a collection by SourisWriter on AO3 - This one is fluff! It handles stand sentience, which is a concept i adore. In the words of the author: "Stand By Me is series exploring how Star Platinum's and Hierophant Green's unique actions intersect with the steadily evolving relationship between Jotaro and Kakyoin." Total word count of 12k. Jotakak.

"Creep" by Rigmaroler on AO3 - A fun and short oneshot partially told from the perspective of jotaro and kakyoin's classmates after they return from Cairo. Just them being inexplicably odd. 3k words. Jotakak.

"Facets" by Cosmic_dandelion on AO3 - Probably one of my favorite explorations of jotaro and kakyoin's relationship. A 5+1 fic in which jotaro tries to learn more about kakyoin after the yellow temperance fight. I also really like this author's take on kakyoin! 20k words. Jotakak. Background Avpol.

"It'll have to do" by CassTheCringe on AO3 - Kakyoin's scarf rips and he's bitchy about it. While still being in character. It's impressive on the writer's part. Jotaro mends it during the night. this CAN be read as either slash or gen, but i'll be tagging the ship anyway. 4k words. Jotakak.

·Now: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE (there are definitely not as many fics here as i'd like there to be, especially not about the main gang, but i haven't been able to find much yet. might add to this later.)

"Walk with me/Try again" by CasstheCringe on AO3 - Warning for heavy themes. Read the tags. This one is genuinely incredible, this is a genuine hard recommend from me, it is so good. The summary, in the author's own words: "Part 4 AU where Kakyoin is alive but at a cost. As he figures out how to pay that cost, he tries to help wrangle the Morioh kids while also trying not to strangle Jotaro (it'd be nice if they could also learn how to communicate again too, but Kakyoin attempts to be realistic)." Jotaro and Kakyoin are NOT on good term in this one. 218k words. Pre jotakak.

"Caught somewhere in time" by ilikedolphins (nuinsli) on AO3 - Time loop fic centered around Jotaro. It's interesting. 14.5k words.

"Homebound" by Crowned_Ladybug on AO3 - This is very much found family, in which okuyas believes he has no family, until he finds out he does. Also, trans Okuyasu which is neat. Mainly just a character study, but i like it a lot. 3k words. Josuyasu. background jotakak. (in the author's own words, they refuse to write part 4 without kakyoin lmao)

"The Best-laid Plans" by deuil on AO3 - An insanely fun oneshot in which josuke really wants to see what jotaro's hiding under his hat. 4k words.

·Next up: GOLDEN WIND/VENTO AUREO

"Call it selfishness, call it fate" by BlueWonder on AO3 - Starting off incredibly strong with what may be genuinely my favorite fic for all of part 5. Warnings for heavy angst! read the tags! This is a time loop fic, my favorite trope, in which GER gives Giorno a second, third, fourth... chance to save his friends. It's great. Hard recommend. 24k words.

"Passione speedrun any percent (world record)" by nihilego on AO3 - I know you've already read this, but it's so good i wanted to leave this here for anyone who stumbles upon this list lmao. Essentially, a retelling of golden wind except giorno is the only one in the bucci gang with a stand. It's great. 17.8k words. Fugio. Bruabba.

"To love someone is firstly to confess: I am prepared to be devastated by you." a collection by heartstone on AO3 - In which Giorno is taken in by his savior as a child. 10.8k words.

"Riempire il vuoto" by ThisLittleViolet on AO3 - Probably my favorite Dhampir Giorno fic on ao3. Narancia is hit by an enemy stand that can starve someone to death in hours, the catch? this stand can be passed on to someone else if the one affected consents to it. Giorno is hesitant to take it. I think you can see where this goes. (also, interesting tidbit, the story occurs from Fugo's POV, which is fun). 13k words.

"Baby i'm a star" by DairyFarmer on AO3 - Okay. Gonna get this out of the way first. This does has a little bit of giomis. Which i'm personally not a fan of. But the rest of the fic is so good that i'll let it slide. This one is told from Bruno's point of view. Basically, giorno used GER to go back to where it all began and change things himself. Meanwhile, Bruno, as an outsider, is just ??? at the new boss that seems to favor so much for no apparent reason. 9.4k words. Giomis. (regrettably)

"Unbiased opinion/a boss who cares" by Melon_noodle_boi on AO3 - a fun fic in which, during an inspection on a passione team, giorno gets mistaken as a new recruit. He takes advantage of this to get n honest reading on how they work. It's fun. Great use of OCs . 19k words. Maybe giomis, not really, can be read as platonic thankfully.

"Blood is thicker" by JustAnotherFool on AO3 - Your basic dhampir Giorno reveal fic, still really good though. 9.5k words.

"Boys will be bugs" by sunflowergiorno on AO3 - "5 times Giorno Giovanna talks about bugs with the other members of Bucci's gang, and the ways he teaches his teammates to appreciate them--and is appreciated himself." This is a relationship study, and i really enjoyed it! 10k words.

"Weep, and you weep alone" by bagelistyping on AO3 - In which Giorno gets affected by a stand that causes time to stretch out and feel impossibly slow when the affected party is alone. Whump. 4.4k words.

"In the blood" by RainHarmonia on AO3 - Giorno thought he was just sick, turns out he's a dhampir. 3.8k words.

"Where is my mind?" by Balimaria on AO3 - Giorno is affected by a stand that brings out the deppest, most animalistic parts in people. Which kind of sucks when your dad was a vampire. 6.6k words.

·Finally: MISCELLANEOUS FICS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH OF FOR THEIR OWN SECTION

"Cards of fate" by RedThistle on AO3 - alright, i'm going to need you to trust me on this one. It's a JJBA x MCU crossover. It's a fun and simple 5+1 fic in which various mcu characters meet jjba characters and are just ??? about stands. It's great. Trust me. 6.9k words. Subtle josuyasu.

"Jojo's Bizarre engagement" by Mikomikono on AO3 - Your typical fake relationship fic, but make it caejose! The writing is fun, and the author definitely has the characters down. I still haven't finished this one, but it's great so far! 125k words. Caejose. Obviously.

[idkaguyorsomething]

144 options narrowed down to one final poll!!! Whoever wins I will write a oneshot about (when writer’s block finally gets off my back 🫠). Remember, best companion does not necessarily mean that they have to get along with the Doctor the best. Challenging each other in interesting ways or causing each other to change is also a perfectly valid dynamic. Explain in the tags who you voted for, with which incarnation, any why!

[professor-pato]

HIHI!! I rlly like ur writing, and I've been wanting to request u for a lil while!!! Would you do a Josuke x reader confession hcs/oneshot? Its alright if you don't want to, just take care of urself 💕💕

hello anon!! tysm! jsyk, you can request at any time!! feel free to send stuff in whenever you’d like! <3 btw, i went with josuke being the one confessing if that’s alright w u!

-JOSUKE X READER (CONFESSION: DRABBLE)-

————

josuke wasn’t usually the anxious type. far from it, actually. josuke was pretty much known for his confidence, both in style and attitude.

but today, though, he couldn’t shake his nerves. a tight ball of nervousness had sank into the pits if his stomach as he leaned against the outer walls of the school, feigning non-chalance as he waited for you to exit with the wave of students heading home for the day. as he picked out your voice among the herd of highschoolers pouring out of the doors, he looked away in an attempt to pretend like he hadn’t positioned himself at the exits like this on purpose (it really wasn’t working).

“oh-oh hey, y/n!” he raises his hand in a half wave to catch your attention, mentally berating himself at the way his words caught on each other.

“hey josuke! you’re out way earlier than usual.” you point out, having been friends with him long enough to realize that he tends to leave school later than most (on accounts of screwing around with okuyasu, for sure.)

“i am? oh, uh- i mean, yeah, i guess i am!” he catches his mistake quickly enough, but his obvious attempts to stall prompt a quirked eyebrow from you.

“is something up?” you ask, and josuke gulps hard. here goes nothing..

“i.. i wrote something for you!” he says, sticking out a lavender envelope with your name written on it in pen. the second you look up, josuke is gone. poor guy got too scared.

open opening the envelope, you realize that it contains a letter written on patterned stationary.

“dear y/n,

hey! it’s josuke!

i was really nervous to talk to you in person, so koichi suggested i write you a letter! koichi’s a smart guy, so.. here’s a letter!

i like you a lot, y/n. i mean, obviously, because we’re friends, but i like you. like that. i totally get it if you’re not into me that way, but.. i still want to invite you to tonio’s on friday after school, if that’s alright.

love,

josuke :)”

now you have something to look forward to, you think.

————

[just-a-dinosaur-i-guess]

10k oneshot of rohan having a whirlwind romance with tonio post poaching seashore but it ultimately ends with it not working out beyond some occasional meetings and rohan realizes that "oh my fucking god josuke's nephew has this dynamic with him too" after a chance encounter

[gyrospizzamozzarella]

HC‼️ which flavor of jolly rancher i think jojolion characters would prefer

joshu

you are lying if you don’t think joshu would be blue raspberry…he is annoying as hell and immature IT TOTALLY HAS TO BE BLUE RASPBERRY!!!

josuke

green apple!! it honestly just fits him really well…he is a fusion of two different people and green apple is a mix of sweet and sour. IT JUST WORKS.

yasuho

you already know it’s watermelon!! she is such a cutie patootie how could it not be watermelon. not to mention its pink…

rai

CHERRY!!! rai is just a cherry guy he is pretty mature and honestly a little stuck up…it’s very fitting. (rai the loml)

toru

i was honestly torn on whether he was cherry or grape….but i honestly think he gives off grape the most. i mean…come on? bro has been alive for so long…old ass man it has to be grape.

[helpimhyperfixating]

Event request masterlist

It is finally here 🥴

The links to every single one of the 1k follower event

These will be drabbles and oneshots mixed because I can’t stick to my own words and make all of them drabbles, lol

AU - Assassin!Jotaro x Princess!Reader

AU - Mer!Jonathan x Mer!Reader

AU - Mer!Jotaro x Reader - Interrupted cuddling

Josuke x Reader

P4 - Sub!Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

P6 - Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

AU - Neko!Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

AU - Centaur!Jotaro x Reader

P4 - Jotaro x Reader - Haircut

AU - Jotaro x Mer!Reader - Newborn

AU - Yan!Vampire!Jotaro x Pregnant!Reader

Bucciarati x Reader

P3 - Jotaro x Reader - Day at the beach

AU - Mer!Jotaro x Reader - Missing

P4 - Jotaro x Reader - Propose

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Thank you for answering. To fill your inbox more could I request a oneshot of yoshikage kira finding out he has a daughter who is the same age as josuke (josuke has a crush on her) and she is a powerful stand user?

Hi hi again sorry it took so long, I hope 3.5k words can make up for it. This is literally the longest oneshot I've made. It... Falls of a tiny bit? I'll let guy guys be the judge of that. I've tweaked the story a tiny bit but dw Reader is still a very powerful stand user and I want to be her friend

Don't Stop Me Now!

Notes: Fem!reader/uses fem pronouns, reader and Josuke get into a fight, read through half of this but gave up because I'm tried and just woke up, apologies for any mistakes

"So yer sayin' there's a possibility that freak had a kid?"

"And they're in Morioh right now?!"

Jotaro silently nodded his head. He had been following this mystery for some time now. It had only been two years since the defeat of Yoshikage Kira, and now this. To prove his point further Jotaro dropped some unsent letters and mail he found earlier in Kirs's old vila. The mail had come from the other side of Japan, talking about some affair long ago and the possibilities of her child being his. It didn't seem Kira had ever replied back. He was able to track some of the letters back into the 80's helping concrete the evidence that this child was near Okuyasu's and Koichi's age.

"The newest letter from the woman says her kid was visiting Morioh for the new school year, and she wanted to meet her biological father. It says she's a girl around your ages and looks just like Yoshikage. And if it turns out she is his kid..."

"There's a huge possibility she's a Stand user," Koichi finished.

Jotaro nodded again, "I'm going to be busy trying to track down this girl's mother, maybe get some more clues on Kira's past and maybe even get some hints on which kid is hers. While I'm gone I need you three to stay back here to try and find her yourself."

"Will do!" Okuyasu grinned, hitting his fist into his open palm. Koichi agreed with him, already thinking of what to look out for. They left the older man soon after.

"Do y'think we'll bump into this chick easy if she's a Stand user?" Okuyasu asked his friend.

"Most likely. I mean, we've fought a lot of Stand users in the past because we gravitate towards each other. With our luck we might just even bump into each other without even looking for her!"

"Hmm..." That summer two years ago had the worst of it, but even after that there was some rouge users they had to deal with, Okuyasu still remembered last summer when Jotaro had Koichi leave to Italy because of the bastards. Luckily he came back okay.

"Koichi, I think I have an idea of where we need to look. But first, we gotta find Josuke!"

  

Meanwhile, leaving school in a flourish, students packed into a tight group all left at once from their after school activities. They subtracted from each other, students leaving for home, after school jobs, free time with friends. Only two students peeled away by theirselves, one unaware of the boy following her. She walked down a lonely road without a care in the world.

He followed her into a convenience store. He wasn't sure why. There was no doubt he was looking like a creep. He just wanted to talk! But this girl was so quiet. Often times Josuke found himself doing something stupid just to get closer to her, but he always ended up looking like a fool.

Exhibit A.

Josuke had never gone to this side of Morioh. This was a nice store. Far too orange, but it had a good variety of snacks. Maybe he could give up and buy some before heading home.

"Gah!–"

He had the window of his jacket pulled forward, tripping over his feet as someone threw him into the corner of the store. A hand covered his mouth from letting out another squeak, and Josuke looked down to see you.

Wait! You?!

"Shh, keep it down, I'm not sure if he followed us into the store."

Huh?

Slowly, she took her hand off of his mouth. Josuke was weak enough to notice the faint trace of floral perfume. It smelt good. Was that citrus?

"What are you talking about?"

Confused, she looked him up and down, then at the door, "Huh... To be honest I thought you followed me out of school because you were trying to protect me or something. Or you were too scared to walk home alone..." She shook her head; "You really didn't notice that guy following us after we left school?"

"Well, I know about him now! I'm definitely not leaving you alone with that guy around!"

"Thanks, really, but that's not needed. I can take care of myself" The girl let go of his jacket and instead adverted her attention to the snacks rowing the wall beside her. While she looked asked for his without leaving the snack cakes. Following her, Josuke introduced himself.

"Josuke..." She mumbled under her breath while examining two snack cakes, torn between strawberry cream filling or vanilla. "...Oh yeah, you're the boy all the girls in school seem to be fawning over." . Josuke didn't have the time to answer, as the girl had already decided on vanilla, before skipping over to the drinks and chips. He didn't know what else to do besides follow her around the tiny shop as she filled her arms with snacks and such. Every once in a while she would turn her head around to see Josuke still following her. Even as she made it to the check out, he was still there.

"This isn't necessary," She told him making her way to the exit.

"He could still be out there!" Josuke tried.

They made it outside. The girl looked every way out into the empty road and sidewalk with nothing in sight. "See? Nothing." This time she didn't wait for a response and proceeded to skip away. Except Josuke continued to trail her. The feeling in his gut told him to keep following her. That something wasn't right.

Their walk was relatively quiet apart from the occasional quip from you trying to get Josuke off your back. He'd only fire back with his own ammo.

You broke into your snacks just as clouds began to form, sending the streets into darkness. The weather report didn't say anything about rain, you noted gloomily. You looked over at Josuke, he looked even more miserable.

"Not a fan of the rain?"

"It'll ruin my hair." Josuke sighed.

You grinned a little, "Hm... Maybe if just... left, you wouldn't have to worry about your precious hair getting ruined!"

Josuke finally had it, "Jeez, I'm just trying to help you! There's no reason for you to be so cynical!" His hand grabbed your blazer, making you stop to look at him.

"Cynical? What are you doing that's helping me? You're just following me home like some dog!" Disgusted, you took a single look at his hand and shoved it off your arm. "Take a look around, Higashikata! It's just you, me, and the rain! You can stop trying to play hero!"

His jaws opened, but he was quickly silenced by a single droplet of water.  More came down faster while you stared him down silently. He felt humiliated, not because of you, but because you were right. Feeling that you won, you left Josuke to soak up some of the rain. He watched you leave feeling lost.

"Hey– Wait a second!"

"Jeez, who the hell does that guy think he is?" Still, there was a guilty panging in your gut. Were you too harsh? There wasn't any malicious intent but the guy seriously had to take a hint.

Damnit, I'm supposed to be working on this... I'll never make a single friend if I can't relax.

You cursed yourself, and whispered a tiny apology to your worrying mother across Japan. You'd never been the best with kids your age, "an old soul" your grandfather called you. It was beginning to be clear that was just code for antisocial and awkward as hell. Secretly deep down you hoped you could find that Josuke guy again tomorrow to apologize. Right now you'd need to get out of this rain before you got sick, and your snacks got ruined, too.

Something moved in the corner of your eye. Your heart skipped, you twisted to see if it was the boy you hoped it was, but you weren't so lucky.

The hulking figure behind you was shrouded in a big black hoodie, hood up so you couldn't get a good look at his face. He was bigger than you, all your senses and your gut told you to get out of dodge or fight. But you calmed yourself. Cool. It. Maybe he just needs directions. We can't have a repeat of last time...

"May I help you?" You ask instead.

The man scratched at his brow with one hand, never taking the other out of his pocket, you noticed but didn't say anything about it yet. "Yeah. Y'see, there's a grocery store around the bend. The food's pretty good, but it's expensive. And I don't have the cash."

"Ah..." Seriously? He's looking for handouts? What a moocher! "...Well, sorry but I can't help you out. I don't have anything on me. You should try Owson, it isn't that far away–"

"Nah, I ain't askin'." Your eyes quickly focused on the shining blade he pulled out of his pocket, "You can play pretend all you want, I know you got the money. I don't wanna hurt ya, just be a good girl and give me the wallet."

"Pfft! You think you can intimidate me with that letter opener? Hah!" You giggled some more. Sure, you were acting cocky. But you didn't care. You weren't going to let yourself be bossed around by some asshole. "I'm not giving you shit! So why don't we both turn around and walk our own ways, and I'll pretend this never happened."

The attempted robber's eyes steeled over, the grip on his weapon tightening. You took your own stance; setting your shoulders, bringing your hands into fists. That familiar aura taking a hold of you, heating your blood to it's boiling point. He didn't seem to feel it; no one ever did, really. But it powered you. It gave you a sense of security. You couldn't really describe it, but once this feeling came over you, you felt like you were unstoppable: even with a foe twice your size.

.

.

.

"Hey! STOP! GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!!"

A burly man in all black charged past Josuke. Confused, the boy twisted to watch him run, thinking nothing of the rush. He turned around just in time to catch a shoe flying past his eyes at mach speed, hitting the guy square between the shoulders, but it did nothing to stop him. Josuke jumped out of the way into a puddle, splashing the sidewalk with water, just in time for you to barrel right through him, another shoe in hand as you screamed. With a smooth move, you picked up your other shoe, getting unlimited ammo to throw at the guy but it did nothing to phase him again. Instinct kicked in, Josuke followed. His long legs gave him an easy opportunity to slide in right next to you. "What's going on?!" He asked over the pelting rain.

"This bastard stole my wallet!" You shrieked, throwing another high brand shoe without a care in the world about the price behind the lable. Quickly, Josuke got to work. He grabbed you by the waste, hauling you into his arms in a deft move. You didn't argue, instead you knew exactly what he was doing. Without the fear of leaving you behind Josuke could run even faster now. He brushed away the rain drops trying to blind him, and he was losing distance between him and his new enemy. But it wasn't enough, your added weight couldn't let him over power the thief just yet.

"Throw me!" You commanded.

"Huh?! Are you insane?!"

"Just do it!"

Josuke couldn't fight back. Biting his lip, and with the power of Crazy Diamond behind it, he was able to chuck you at the guy dressed in black. Except it was over kill, and you went sailing above his head. Josuke watched on in horror, but to you this was the perfect throw. That familiar feeling began to overflow in you again. Josuke could see the red sparks flying off of you. It was like in slow motion. Suspended in midair, you pointed a perfectly manicured finger at the crook, fire sparking from your finger tip, followed by a hot pink fist extending out connect with the man's face. A name escaped your lips:

"‹⟨Ashes to Ashes⟩›!"

An invisible wave of heat and fire traveled through the man's clothes. Josuke watched, frozen now, as his hoodie became dust in the blink of an eye. Neither had no time to think as your Stand's fist immediately followed after your attack, and you plummeted to the concrete ground, just as your thief did as well.

You tumbled, but quickly stabilized yourself. The heat of the moment was gone, your attacker was now unconscious, missing the clothes on the top half of his body, along with most of the hair on his head. Groans of pain could be heard as Josuke leaped over his body to squat down next to your body, offering you a gentle hand to help you back to your feet, that sparkle of amazement hadn't left his eye. "You– You..."

Your grin split across your face. You cheered despite the stinging pain of your broken skin and the gravel stuck to your side, you didn't care. You were victorious.

"That was awesome! We definitely need to do that again!" You gave Josuke a pat on the arm before skipping away. Without his hoodie, your wallet tumbled on to the sidewalk for you to find easy. It was bright pink with a stitched in cat head on both sides (horribly done, Josuke believed you had to do it by hand yourself). It had soaked up some of the rain water, but you deemed the contents good enough.

You turned, Josuke was still staring at you in shock. His body shook. Was it excitement? Confusion? Fear? "You're... You're a Stand user."

"Huh? A what?"

"That thing you just did, that fist that came out of you to punch this guy!"

"You saw that?" You asked bewildered. A new feeling of hope swelled inside of you. And you felt it. That same aura you had, now coming off of Josuke. A new figure appeared, hulking in size compared to it's summoner, wearing steely blue armor, and a helm in the shape of a heart. "You can see him, right?"

Without speaking, you did the same. Letting Josuke see your ghost. It was an angry pink, contrasting the pastel colors of his own, with horns sharing resemblance to pointy ears. Heat came off of it in excess, rain heating up into steam before it even touched it's body.

This boy. He was just like you.

"You called me a "Stand user", right? Is that what this is? Can yours control fire too?"

"No, not fire. But it can punch pretty damn well. I've named him Crazy Diamond. He can also do this," The stand moved towards you. Your own stand fizzled away as it's palm touched your cheek, softly. A calming haze surrounded you, making you feel safer than before. Crazy Diamond's hand was warm, you began to notice the cuts along your knees and your elbows, and the burns across your fists were healing, zipping up like invisible thread pulling your scars back together until they disappeared completely.

Once Crazy Diamond moved away, there wasn't any more pain, and you were completely unharmed. He left too, leaving you alone in the rain with a very soggy looking Josuke.

"Oh, Josuke! Your hair!"

In comedic timing, the hair forced up into his pompadour fell, slapping wetly against his face. His eye twitched ever the slightest, but Josuke shook it off, pushing his bangs aside. "No worries! It's just hair. I'm just glad that you're healed again." His bangs flopped forward again, he quickly pushed them back. "Hey, about earlier? Before all of this happened... I want to apologize. I didn't mean to upset you. It's just, it's hard to push down a gut feeling. Y'know?"

"Yeah. I get it. I should apologize too for being such an ass. Maybe if I listened I wouldn't have gotten my wallet stolen." You offer him a slanted smile and you got one back. "Let's just agree that we were both in the wrong."

"Heh! Sounds good!"

Thunder sounded from behind the buildings, drawing in both of your attention. The weather was only getting worse, and you clothes were soaking up another pound of water by the minute.

"This is getting ridiculous..." Josuke groaned.

"I didn't expect it to get this rough. Maybe we should head back to get an umbrella before we head to my house?"

"Your house?" Josuke asked skeptical, but he followed you back.

"Duh. I have my own gut feeling your house is way too far away. I've got a landline you can borrow, and towels and gel for your hair, too."

"Why didn't you say so earlier?! Hurry up!" You out right laughed, sprinting after him as he broke into a dead run to the convenience store. It was a quick in and out, there was an argument over what color umbrella you should've bought, but you easily defeated Josuke by reminding him who was paying for it. You got the last umbrella with a sky blue color and fluffy white clouds, contrasting with the dark inkyness above. Finally out of the rain, you and Josuke kept close together, conserving heat and walking at a leisurely pace. You didn't mind. Josuke on the other hand had trouble controlling the excited vibration in his shoulders. He'd have to turn his head so you couldn't see the angry blush on his cheeks. You were just so... Strangely cute. He just watched you knock a guy out in one punch, but he can't help but think about how cute you looked curled up into his side like this!

Josuke cleared his throat.

"I never caught your name. It'd be weird if I went to your house and I didn't even know what to call you right?"

"Seriously? This whole time I haven't told you my name?!" You laughed again, Josuke thought it was loud and sweet. "My full name is Kira Y/n!"

"Heh... Hey. Hey, wait a second." Josuke stopped in his tracks. "Say it again? I think this rain is messin' with my hearing."

"Ki-ra Y-n." You punctuate with a giggle, cupping your hands over your mouth for added affect. "Everyone just calls me by my first name, even without asking. It kind of gets annoying... But you can just call me Y/n too! Something wrong, Josuke?"

He was staring at you, dazed and confused. Struck silent over something. He didn't say a word, but a new voice filled in the silence, calling Josuke's name. It was high and shrill, turning to look behind you you could see two strangers in the distance, quickly closing in.

The taller one was making good time, the shorter one behind him tried to keep up with an umbrella shielding him from the rain. Confused as hell, you slowly got out of the way of the two men, ready to activate your Stand ability again if the situation called for it. But these two didn't sound like enemies. They looked the same age as you and Josuke. Who the hell were these two?

The louder one, still shrieking as he neared, ended up slamming into Josuke sending them both into a rain puddle.

"Josuke!"

"Okuyasu!" The short one waddled up to his friends, looking worried.

"Josuke! That girl you've been diggin' is a Stand user!"

It was all at once. Adding on to the roaring storm it was deafening. These two were Stand users? How did they know you were, too? And why the hell was this baseball looking freak trying to pick a fight with you?

"OKUYASU! SHE ISN'T GOING TO HURT US!"

"YEAH, DUDE! SHE'S COOL!" Josuke and company tried to keep him at bay.

"Jeez, you find one person with an ability like yours and you find a whole gaggle," You sigh. "Who are you people and what do you suddenly want for me?"

The boy with silver hair suddenly looks at you from behind the other boy's shoulders with wide, blue eyes. "You're last name is Kira, isn't it?" He asked.

"Yes..?" You say confused.

"I knew it!" The boy, probably named Okuyasu cheered in victory in Josuke's arms. He was ignored by both.

"Your dad has history in Morioh. Bad history. We found some evidence of you being his kid in his old house, we've been trying to track you down ever since school let out today, and we found you with Okuyasu's help." He pointed over Okuyasu's shoulder, who gave you a big grin.

"W-What? I'm so–" A hand was thrown over your face to silence your thoughts.

"What?! Who are you people?! Why is this all happening suddenly? This whole time I've thought I was alone with these abilities, and suddenly there's... Three more of you?"

"More like, four, actually." The silver haired boy confessed, not thinking about how it didn't help the situation. He thought for a second silently. "Actually there's a lot more than four of us–"

"Y/n," Josuke said interrupting his friend. He left Okuyasu's side to gently hold your shoulders, making you stare up at him through his wet bangs and into his piercings eyes. "There's a lot of us Stand Users in Morioh. Your dad... He was one too, but he didn't use his ability for good. It's a lot to unpack, but whenever you're ready to listen, we'll tell you."

You sniff away the cold, brushing away a stray raindrop that somehow made it under your umbrella on to your cheek. Behind Josuke, his two friends stood, offering soft looks, sympathetic of something you didn't understand. With a deep breath, you agreed. "I'm ready. We should get to my house already and get out of this cold." Josuke nodded with a gentle smile, pulling you into his side to share his warmth with you.

"Lead the way."

[kishibedefender]

Snapshot

yes this is a christmas oneshot in september, i was sad today.

Word Count: 1.8k

Pairing: Rohan Kishibe, Jade Sato-Stephens (OC)

Prompt: What is your character's love language?

Winter in Morioh was always nice. Cold, but nice. Around this time, Jade was back from university for winter break, meaning it was time for her to give her friends a good, old, American Christmas celebration. 

If it was only that easy. 

“Rohan, mind passing me the star?” She asked from the stepladder, and said man held out the glass tree topper to her. She carefully affixed it to the top of the tree and stepped back on the ladder a bit, with a content noise. It was Jade’s first Christmas in Morioh, and she had decided to invite everyone over for a gathering to celebrate the holiday. The party was tomorrow, on Christmas Day, and Jade had started decorating on Christmas Eve. 

“What do you think? Is it straight?” She asked, stepping backward off the ladder, though she didn’t make it to the next step as she had hoped. Her foot slipped, and she waved her arms frantically with a startled yell. 

Rohan jumped to stabilize her, catching and holding her up by her waist so she could get her footing on the lower step of the ladder. 

There was a shutter noise from the entryway to the living room, and Jade and Rohan looked over to see Jade’s mother, Asuka, with Rohan’s film camera, “What a cute moment!” The woman exclaimed with a squeal, and the two quickly stepped away from each other. 

The two, at this point, were almost 6 months into their relationship, and neither was fully comfortable with the whole… touchy-feely aspect. They had kissed, a lot, but otherwise the physical affection aspect was strange for both of them. They often avoided it, which only spurred on Jade’s mother to catch as many of their little affectionate moments as she could. 

“How many of those photos does she have now…” Rohan muttered, and Jade sighed, “I think that’s the 7th or 8th…” Jade said as she sat down on the couch, surrounded by ornament hooks and tinsel, “All that’s left are the presents…” She said, looking around the beautifully decorated living room. She had gone all out, using every bit of garland and ribbon she could find on the place. 

“Presents?” Rohan asked, and Jade nodded, “Yea, for everyone. Koichi, Yukako, Josuke-” 

“You do realize you’re forgetting something?” He sat next to her on the couch, and Jade blinked, “Sorry, I’m lost. Mom’s getting the Christmas Cake today before she goes to visit her boyfriend, I got you a gift-” She went through the mental checklist, and then looked at him. 

“Jade, darling, Christmas is a couples holiday.” Her mother said with a laugh, and Jade’s eyes widened. 

“Oh god it’s a what-” She said, and she looked at her mom, who wore probably the most devious grin she’d ever seen, “Why do you think I invited Rohan over to help you?” 

Jade groaned, and laid her forehead on Rohan’s shoulder, who put his hand on her leg without a word. 

“Guess you should get your gift now, huh?” She mumbled, before getting up and going upstairs. Rohan looked at Asuka Sato and then his film camera, “The pictures you took, do you have them?” 

The woman laughed excitedly and practically ran to pick a book off the shelf. A photo album. She handed it to Rohan, who opened it with a curious frown as Jade’s mom sat next to him. 

Jade holding Rohan’s arm while they looked at books in the bookstore together. 

The two leaning shoulder to shoulder, eating lunch with their friend group at the park.

It seemed there were more than 7 or 8 pictures. Jade came downstairs to see her mom and Rohan looking at a photo album amidst the decorating mess, and she quietly walked over, leaning over their shoulders to see what the two were looking at. 

Jade planting a kiss on Rohan’s cheek at the train station, likely as she was boarding to go back to her school.

She smiled, remembering that one. She guessed her mom had taken more photos than she thought. It was nice, realizing that the two were more physical than she had thought. Usually it was brief, or something subtle, but the two knew their boundaries, and it was nice. 

She leaned over the back of the couch and hugged her boyfriend from behind, just letting the silence ring out as the three people looked at the pictures of the first few months of their relationship. 

“Alright, I’ll leave you kids to it, I’ll be back with the cake.” 

Asuka got up and left, with Jade calling out for her to drive safely. After that, though, it went quiet again. 

“Remember when I punched you in the face?” Jade asked, Rohan looked at her with a bewildered expression, “Why would I want to?” 

“Because it's weird how six months has gone by and the thought of doing that now is strange to me,” She chuckled, reaching forward and flipping the pages of the photo album in Rohan's lap while she rested her chin on his shoulder. 

“Oh wow, I didn't know she was there for this…” Jade muttered. It was a picture of Rohan and Jade playing dice on his porch. He leaned over the table behind her, one arm propping himself up as Jade was dropping her dice into the bowl. 

“I can’t believe you conned me into gambling with you, especially on dice, after what happened,” She stood up and looked down at him, and he replied, “It's part of my job to be persuasive, it would seem you're just gullible.” 

She scoffed, “You're a jerk.” 

“A jerk you're dating. What does that say about you?” 

She scowled at him, though when Rohan looked up at her he noticed it didn't reach her eyes. They had an amused spark, one that told Rohan he hadn't truly hurt her feelings. 

Instead, they hinted that she was planning something. Rohan knew that look, he leaned away from her, “What are you going to do?” 

“Just… not give you your present.” She said, holding a small gift bag up with two fingers, and flashing a mischievous grin. 

“Oh well if that's all.” He closed the photo album and stood to return it back to its place on the shelf. Jade lowered the bag back to her side slowly, rolled her eyes, and turned to place the gift bag under the tree, only to notice the bag had been taken from her hand. 

“Hey, where- Hey!” She yelled, finally finding the little culprit after looking around in an attempt to locate the missing bag. 

Rohan had dispatched Heaven's Door, and it had carefully removed the bag from her hand without her noticing. It had been fast too.

Rohan took the bag from his stand without even looking over. Jade scowled and crossed her arms, “That’s so not fair!” 

Rohan didn't acknowledge the woman’s outburst, instead opening the bag and removing the layer of tissue paper inside. There was a small, purple jewelry box resting at the bottom of the bag, which Rohan pulled out and examined. 

“You know how picky I am about what I wear, Jade.” Rohan said with a raised brow, and the girl would only shrug, “Well, I like to think I know your style pretty well. Open it!” 

Rohan opened the lid to the box. It was a gold chain bracelet, made up of fountain pen nibs linked together with a solid gold chain. 

“I noticed you usually wear those earrings that look like pens, so I figured having a bracelet to match them would be something you're interested in.” She shrugged as Rohan lifted the bracelet from its packaging to examine it. 

“How did you even find something like this?” He asked, and she laughed a bit, walking over excitedly, “Friend of mine from school takes jewelry-making classes, and he needed a bracelet project, so I paid him for this!” 

She took it from him and clasped it onto his wrist before he could protest, “It looks great! It took me forever to find the right tips, but I think I matched them pretty well! What do you think?” 

Jade looked up at Rohan expectantly, but he was still staring at the bracelet. He didn't quite know what to think, instead opting to stay quiet. 

“What are you thinking about, and don't lie to me,” Jade had noticed his silence, and while she was nervous that he didn't like the gift, she had a hunch it was a little more than that. 

“How did you come up with this idea?” He finally asked her, and she knew he liked it with that question alone. She had come up with it after paying attention, watching. She had learned what he liked. Rohan liked jewelry, but only certain types. He's picky, with an eccentric style, but the one thing that remained constant was the motif. 

“I just… paid attention,” She said, before explaining exactly how she had figured out what to give him. Rohan listened intently, and nodding along as she took the photo album and pointed out his jewelry to prove her point. 

“You certainly did put a lot of thought into this, I suppose I have no choice but to accept it, given how much you put into it.” Rohan said and took the album from her to put it back on the shelf. 

“You can open your gift now, I left it in the entryway.” 

Jade's eyes widened and she looked over at the doorway to the living roo., where a medium-sized bag stood. She hadn't noticed it before. How had she even missed it given how many times she had gone back and forth between the upstairs attic and the living room. 

“You didn't have to get me anything…” she mumbled, walking over and picking the bag up with a frown. She pulled the tissue paper out and opened it, and her eyes nearly bugged out of her sockets. 

“How did you find this?!” She asked, not looking over at him, instead staring at the book in her hands. 

“I came across it, and remembered you mentioning your copy was ruined when you moved here,” However Jade didn't believe he had just come across a 60-year-old unabridged copy of The Tale Of Genji. 

“Rohan… my copy was a paperback I got from a bookstore in Los Angeles-” She said, but he stopped her, “Are you saying you don't want it?” 

She shook her head and held the book to her chest, stepping away from him. It was so insanely thoughtful, she wanted to cry. It had been months since she spoke about the ruined book, she wondered just how long he had been sitting on it. 

“It's incredible… Thank you,” Jade set the book down on the coffee table and walked over to him. Without warning she pulled him into a hug, whispering “Merry Christmas.” 

Rohan hugged her back, with his own hidden smile, muttering the same to her quietly.

Love Languages: Gift-giving, acts of service, physical touch, observation

aight pick up the teeth that rotted out of your head from all this fluff, go drink some water too

[rs8ndead]

❛ love. ❜ ⸻ dating Josuke Higaskikata

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💎  ⸺ Josuke, who’s a very touchy boyfriend. He’s a partner and lovey dovey type of person, so he likes to have his partner there with him when he’s doing justttttttt about anything. He’s playing video games? His partner’ll be sat next to him with his arm wrapped around his partners shoulder while he plays his video games. Spending time with his friends? His arm will be wrapped slung around his partner or holding his partners hand. Cuddling? He’s quite literally engulfing his partner with unstoppable affection.

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💎  ⸺ Josuke, who’s most *definitely* into PDA ( public display affection ), but he doesn’t really do medium or high PDA, he’s much more of a low PDA type of guy, like holding hands, light touching on the arm, shoulder, or back, quick hugs, an arm around the shoulder or waist, and gentle head resting on the partner’s shoulder, but in private he’s a whole different person when it comes to private affection.

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💎  ⸺ Josuke, who’s truly, a pure loverboy at heart, a gentleman at heart and at mind along with soul naturally, who’s always wearing his heart on his sleeve, and is a *literal* sweetheart who will practically stop everything he’s doing if his significant other needed him for absolutely any purpose and will practically do anything for his partner. He’s loving and an affectionate young man, the embodiment DREAM of a man who is practically ( no, literally. ) written by a woman and is just an amazing boyfriend in general + who also loves like those men in those cheesy romantic movies back in the 1950’s.

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💎  ⸺ Josuke, who’ll probably spend and take the time out of his day to write for his partner, like little post it notes with reassuring words on them and praise as well. ( example: “hey, I love you!!!”, “have a good day today (:” and stuff like that!! ), if his partner has memory issues then’ll he’ll definitely write reminders for them for anything important or just something in general.

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💎  ⸺ Josuke, who practically knows all the rules to a relationship. Side walk rule? Yep, he knows it by heart, where he would be walking on the outside part of the sidewalk closest to the street to prevent his partner from robbers, traffic and stuff like that. The random act? Of course, doing random acts of love for his partner, like buying them something he knows that they’ve wanted for quite some time. The appreciation rule? Yep, he’s always appreciating his partner with actions and words of affection. And many more rules.

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💎  ⸺ deep down inside of Josuke’s heart that pumps full of love for his beloved signifiant other, he sometimes feels that he isn’t deserving of his partner, and is genuinely insecure when it comes to those moments. But those thoughts always go away when he’s with his partner, he doesn’t like to dwell on the bad things, when he has his love of his life right with him.

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💎  ⸺ His love languages would definitely beeeeee; words of affection, always compliementing his partner and being a hypeman for them. Quality time, him always finding somehow and someway to include his partner in whatever he’s doing, even though if it’s meant for one person. And definitely physical touch, he just loves how his skin feels against his partners skin, he can’t get tired of it, no matter what.

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💎  ⸺ the only person who Josuke feels comfortable with his hair being down and not styled in his usual and gorgeous pompadour that he would spend what seemed like days perfecting his pompadour is his partner, of course. And bonus +points if his partner runs their fingers through his hair, he’s feeling that he’s in HEAVEN then from his significant others touch

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💎  ⸺ if any like street interviewers ( you knowwww,,, those people who ask couple questions like “how did you guys meet?” ) were to approach Josuke and his partner while they’re both busy walking through the streets of Morioh, his arm wrapped around his partner or him holding their hand and doing the side walk rule like ALWAYS, he’ll be all overprotective probably at the beginning, and immediately all like “yeah, why?? they’re with me, what is it??” and once he finds out that it’s a street interview when the street interviewer asks Josuke and his precious partner the big question: “how did you guys meet?” he’ll then become all giddy and all happy and his face just lights up and turns into this HAPPY wide smile as he then practically turns into putty at this question, like “oh my god!! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა” because he knows this is HIS MOMENT!!!!!! to be able to talk to someone about how him and his partner first met without being told to shut up because the street interviewer does NOT know what they are getting into when they ask Josuke and his partner how they met. ( me personally, I don’t think he’d shut up about his beloved partner when he’s talking about them to be honest. ) He LALALALALA LOVESSSS telling people how him and his partner first met, HE LOVES HIS PARTNER, deeply, and dearly. ( IM REFERENCING TO THIS VIDEO, by the way. GOD Dustin Ponyter is such a cool guy, I love him for real 10/10 amazing guy to watch for real 🔥🔥🔥 )

It would be a nice, sunny day out in Morioh, a perfect day for Josuke and his lovely significant other to walk the streets of Morioh, with him on the on the outside part of the sidewalk closest to the street ( like always ) to protect his partner from any thieves and other dangers. His mom not nagging at him to finish his homework or to get off of his video games or to get out of his uniform, no annoying Rohan, no nonchalant Jotaro, no friends like Okuyasu, Yukako, Okuyasu or that alien guy Mikitaka to bother them ( who he deeply loved and cherished but still.. he just wants to spend a peaceful day with his significant other ), however today?? Oh, how he LOVEDDDDD today. Because today would be just him, and his partner spending the day together! Having his arm slung around his partners shoulder as he and them walked the streets of Morioh, the young couple passing by a street interviewer, who asks Josuke the question: “are you to a couple?”

Josuke, who raises his eyebrow up at the street interview, quickly getting a lil overprotective over his partner. “Yeah, why? You know them..?” As he gently shifted his partner closer to him, but he feels himself become more at ease and get more relaxed when the street interviewer then says “would you mind telling us how you two met?” As it was quite obvious that Josuke was excited at that question, a happy and wide smile plastered onto his face. “Oh my god!” Before he walked over to the street interviewer along with his partner as he then stopped and turned to his partner, “You go for it!”

Josuke was like literal putty, as he listened to his partner with heart eyes practically as watches his partner then tell the story of how him and them had met, and then Josuke taking his turn, in which he spoke highly of his partner, *very*, very highly.

As the interview went on, Josuke and his partner were asked for their names, as they responded back by saying their names, and went off with their day, Josuke’s heart fluttering since he had been able to talk about his partner instead of talking about his partner to himself inside his head.

[aemehhh]

I recently saw a writer's prompt on tiktok that went "A character being in love with the other for all their lives, but they die before they ever get the chance to tell them" and it reeeally made me want to write a oneshot based on this prompt!! Who would you rather read this prompt with?