#jschlatt horns

[untellableramrant]

Questions : What type of Schlatt's horns do you guy draw?

[smileymoth]

sly requested this <3 he's so happy guys

[banesberry-anomoly]

Director 𝄡 of Site-113

Yet ANOTHER Clef design, but this time its for an scp rp server Im making with some friends (which I will be promoing here on my tumblr when its done). Anomalous tattoos beloved........

Click for better quality yada yada you know the drill

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

I NEVER feel safe :D

– Tubbo.

good. 🖕

also btw there's someone in my closet threatening some very interesting things so please call security ^_^

[t4tpumpkinduo]

g6 sounds of crying schlatt / galtt?

FREE MY GIRL SHE ONLY DID SOME OF THAT ‼️‼️‼️

[wh0re-in-the0ry]

Heh heh.

(Stole the idea from @connor6leapfrog)

[badgerclawsaresharp]

jschlatt vs zedaph aka sheep-on-sheep violence

[sansxfuckyou]

someone needs to euthanize me

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

hello tumblr please take some doodles i drew while rewatching old chuckle sandwich episodes

[insane-weasel]

Cursed thought how many Jschlatt fans were Dianitees, and how many of them lifted their designs from Dianite to Schlatt, there has to be at least one

[felixirr]

the sillies (id under cut)

[id: a digital drawing of jschlatt and ted nivison. schlatt is in the foreground, wearing a green sweater and a black baseball cap on backward. he is sticking his tounge out slightly and his left hand is throwing up a peace sign. his nails are painted black and he is drawn with ram horns and ears. ted is farther back, wearing a blueish-gray crewneck. he is looking to the side, annoyed at schlatt. he is drawn with cow horns and ears, referencing him being known as "the milk man." end id]

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

no thanks :3!!

Erm. A certain enderman would like to. And a certain blonde haired twink would too. His son is absolutely adorable, take it back >:0!!

Hahaha you heard it here folks!

Alexis Quackity Nevadas is president of his own nation!!!

yes please (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!!

ew. and polyamourus. ew.

no. Tubbo's son is probably ugly.

no he's not. :/ he screams when he sees bugs. he plays Roblox. he's been wearing the same beanie since he was 16. there is no fucking way he is a president.

[copepods]

the blorbos :)

[id: 6 drawings of jschlatt, tinakitten, erynstreams, ranboo, tubbo, and wilbur soot. they are all inside boxes with their names labeled underneath. schlatt is wearing a black suit jacket and a red necktie, and he has a ram’s ears and horns. he’s grinning and pointing at himself. tina is wearing a white blouse under a green vest and a red shawl. she has cat ears and short white horns. she’s smiling and looking off to the side. eryn is wearing a dark grey tunic under a black capelet, and a black bandanna tied around his forehead. he has red horns and a devil’s tail. he’s looking at the viewer and smiling. ranboo and tubbo are smiling and putting their hands against their boxes to make a heart. ranboo’s wearing a green sweater vest over a white blouse, and he has black feathery ears and a tail. tubbo has ram’s ears and horns, and he’s wearing a green plaid shirt under a fur-trimmed vest and dark brown jacket. wilbur is wearing a yellow sweater over a white button-down with his glasses hooked on the rim, and a brown trenchcoat. he’s looking forward and smiling. end id]

[kokichispanta]

Every DSMP duo (Tell me if I missed some and I'll add them)

Bedrock Bros - Technoblade & TommyInnit

Bee Duo - Ranboo & Tubbo

Allium Duo - Ranboo & TommyInnit

TNT Duo - Quackity & Wilbur Soot

Clingy Duo - Tubbo & TommyInnit

Crime Boys - Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Disc Duo - TommyInnit & Dream

Devil Duo - TommyInnit & Drista

Endersmile - Ranboo & Dream

Emerald Duo - Technoblade & Philza

Rocket Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Jack Manifold

Cookie Duo - Ranboo & Slimecicle

Sweater Duo - Jschlatt & Wilbur Soot

Taller Duo - Ranboo & Wilbur Soot

Sand Duo - Philza & Wilbur Soot

Memory Duo - Karl Jacobs & Ranboo

Deity Duo - Dream XD & Foolish

Mutually Assured Destruction(MAD) Duo - Dream & Wilbur Soot

Angel Duo - TommyInnit & Philza

BBQ - BadBoyHalo & Quackity

Lovers Duo - Mamacita(Girl Dream) & Mexican Dream

Pumpkin Duo - Quackity & Jschlatt

Quirky Duo - Wilbur Soot & Tubbo

Firefly Duo - Tubbo & Dream

Hotel Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & TommyInnit

Nuke Duo - Jack Manifold & Tubbo

Staged Duo - Punz & Dream

Golden Boys Duo - TommyInnit & Purpled

Squeaky Duo - TommyInnit & GeorgeNotFound

Uncles Duo - Jschlatt & Philza

Meow Duo - Wilbur Soot & GeorgeNotFound

Happy Duo - Skeppy & BadBoyHalo

Dap Duo - Quackity & Slimecicle

Vault Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Dream

Sunrise Duo - Technoblade & Nihachu(Niki)

Treasure Duo - Sapnap & Ranboo

Boat Duo - Foolish & Ranboo

Pyro Duo - Sapnap & TommyInnit

Prey Duo - Technoblade & Quackity

Eternal Duo - Foolish & Eret

Ping Pong Duo - Punz & Ponk

Calamity Duo - Quackity & TommyInnit

Therapy Duo - TommyInnit & Puffy

Cuck Duo - ConnorEatsPants & Jschlatt

Honk Duo - Karl & Quackity

Supreme Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Ponk

Assassin Duo - Quackity & Purpled

Bitter Duo - Jack Manifold & TommyInnit

Peer Pressure Duo - Technoblade & Ranboo

Twin Duo - Technoblade & Wilbur

Scam Duo - TommyInnit & Jschaltt

Orphan Duo - Skeppy & Technoblade

Cabinet Duo - Quackity & Tubbo

Button Duo - Eret & Wilbur Soot

Rivals Duo - Technoblade & Dream

Fireworks Duo - Tubbo & Technoblade

Grime Duo - Slimecicle & TommyInnit

Apple Duo - Slimecicle & Jschlatt

Rain Duo - Wilbur Soot & Nihachu(Niki)

FireFox Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Sapnap

Mercenary Duo - Punz & Purpled

Fun Duo - Eryn & TommyInnit

Glow Duo - Ranboo & Aimsey

Piss Duo - Seapeekay(CPK) & Dream

Neighbors Duo - Purpled & TommyInnit

Short Duo - Quackity & GeorgeNotFound

Spring Duo - Aimsey & Tubbo

Jaffa Cake Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Tubbo

Comfy Duo - Tubbo & Sapnap

Loud Duo - Dream & Quackity

Rose Duo - Dream & Hannah

Octopus Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & TommyInnit

Earth Duo - Dream & GeorgeNotFound

Pickle Duo - TommyInnit & Foolish

Icy Duo - Fundy & Ranboo

Horns Duo - Tubbo & Jschlatt

Citrus Duo - Fundy & Dream

Homie Duo - Karl & Sapnap

Coconut Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Fundy

Chair Duo - Nihachu(Niki) & Ranboo

Ducky Duo - Skeppy & Quackity

Giggle Duo - Aimsey & TommyInnit

Hell Duo - Jack Manifold & Sapnap

Hibernation Duo - GeorgeNotFound & Technoblade

Pet Duo - Technoblade & Sapnap

Land Duo - Foolish & BadBoyHalo

Loan Shark Duo - Foolish & Quackity

Orange Duo - Sapnap & TinaKitten

Sunshine Duo - GeorgeNotFound & TinaKitten

White Eyes Duo - Eret & BadBoyHalo

Heart Duo - TommyInnit & Eret

Sugar Duo - Dream & TinaKitten

Prank Duo - Eret & Fundy

Star Duo - Foolish & TinaKitten

Parents Duo - Kristin(Mumza) & Philza

Scar Duo - Awesamdude(Sam) & Quackity

Bug Duo - Ranboo & Punz

Birthday Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Tubbo

Pun Duo - Beautie(Beau) & Ranboo

Musically Duo - Tommyinnit & Beautie(Beau)

Boat Duo - Ranboo & Foolish

Nether Duo - Badboyhalo & Jack Manifold

[mcyt-trios]

PROPAGANDA:

Schlatt & Co.:

literally two guys running a business and their intern (aka Son). the worst father figures ever and a little guy. cryptocurrency scammers. they've been my lockscreen wallpaper for like a year

Capitalist family that's pathetic

they are the ultimates Guys with their Son. the Original Schlatt and Co. people always forget ty. he was crucial and i’m tired of people forgetting him. he is their son who tries his best but of course is a rebellious teen yknow. he don’t care (he does). and schlonnor are gay lol

They're so so silly and so so stupid. 2 gay business men and their weird kid/unpaid intern

iamty is a child of marriage fraud (fraud conducted by antvenom)

Please

Fruit Trio:

They are both so silly and so tragic. Trapped in the maze, they bond over having fruit related names and become friends and they're so fun together, until UH OH I mean how many of the trios on here had one member of them kill the other two? That's pretty cool... *Starts crying*

3 amnesiacs in a maze. 2 have horns one doesn't. They build a cheese cake factory together. They make pie together. The joke is, Apo sounds like apple. Owen is orange. and Rasbii is similar to raspberry. so their named after fruits and its all really cute and sweet. UNTIL APO PULLS A LEVER THAT KILLS HALF A CLEARING AND LIES TO BOTH OF THEM! And then when they do find out they exile him and go by fruit duo but it doesn't stick. Apo escapes prison and into the maze. Rasbi becomes paranoid someone in the clearing is out to kill her and isolates herself. Owen is trying to lead everyone and failing every chance he gets. they find a skull with Apo's horns and mourn. a year later Owen returns to the maze after someone told him there is a chance Apo might be alive. He finds Apo! And then gets all his memories back. Including ones about killing Rasbii's sister! He then KILLS APO. BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE THINKS ALL DEMONS ARE EVIL. AND THEN GOES BACK TO THE CLEARING AND KILLS RASBII. But she does get to stab him with a poisoned wooden spike. Owen then gets found for his crimes after killing more demons and is forced to have lava rise from the ground up as hes locked in the same prison Apo was. In his final moments he heard and felt memories of his time spent with his best friends before taking his final breath. None of them escaped the maze. Truly the most tragic of trios. Also outsiders smp is really cool.

[bringbacktim]

Tit fuck-jschlatt

Synopsis: road head/boob fuck in the tesla

Warnings:road head , blowjobs , 1 degrading name (slut) , one nickname(baby) , spitting , saliva , mention of boobs , dick , prick , cock , cum , jizz , use of y/n , ted gets mentioned , gagging, gagging on fingers

Not edited or proofread

WC-1.3k words

Smut under the cut

Schlatt's rental period of the lime green Tesla was coming to an end and he had been dying to try something since he discovered how much legroom the drivers side had

"Can I fuck your tits right now"

He asked not taking his eyes off of the highway he was driving on

"Like right now in this car?" She asked turning to face him

"I'm not hearing a no" he said trying to find somewhere to pull over

"I can tell by that tone you've been itching to ask me" 

She was going to let him do whatever he wanted truth be told, he was always one to help her live out any and all of her fantasies

"Ted is going to know what we've been doing when we get there" she laughed not caring

"When has that ever stopped us" he said parking up and getting out of the car as she followed

"Do you always have this much legroom , I could curl up and take a nap and you would still be able to use the pedals"  she said getting in the car trying not to hit her head on the steering wheel

"Sorry not all of us hug the wheel when we drive" he laughed as he got in after her not believing she actually agreed

"Sorry not all of us are 9 foot 5" she said pulling at the ends of her t shirt wishing she had taken it off before hand

"Do you want to get out and do that instead of dislocating something" he said seeing her struggle

"I swear to god if someone see's me you're a dead man" she laughed knowing how many embarrassing moment compilations they had on YouTube

"Don't flash the highway then" he joked as they both got out and he made sure to shield her from any unwanted eyes

As they once again climbed in the Tesla, he accidentally (on purpose) pressed the horn to scare her so he could laugh and just cause he thought it was funny that the car farted

"Bra on or off?" She asked looking up at him

"Off , I want to feel boob not bra"

"You have such a way with words" she said laughing as she reached behind her and unclasped her bra putting it on the passengers seat not wanting it to get dirty on the floor beneath her

"I'm so thankful for auto pilot right now , don't even have to take my eyes off of those pretty tits" he said mouth practically watering

She could tell just how thankful he was when she unzipped his zipper and freed his aching cock from its restraints , it already leaking pre cum

Friction burn wasn't on the list of things y/n wanted so she decided to just suck him off a little bit so it would be less skin against skin

"Don't make a mess and drool everywhere like you always do" he scolded knowing what she was like

"I only drool because there's no more room in my mouth for my saliva" she said remembering all the times he'd told her how pretty she looked lips turning white from being so stretched out and full of him

He breathlessly laughed and pushed her head down further in response, cock twitching as she gagged and tears began to form in her eyes

After a few more minutes of the sloppy blowjob , it was almost time for his wish

"What are you waiting for?" he asked confused as to why she was just sat there looking up at him all doe eyed

"Didn't know if you could help make sure I don't get friction burn" y/n tried to say in the most innocent way

"If you want me to cover you in my spit all you had to do was ask baby" he said spitting into his hand and smearing it over her chest as she sat still and let him

He took it a step further when he just didn't bother with his hand anymore because he wanted to see it roll down her chest before he made a mess

"I know how much you love my fingers in your mouth so here's a treat for me and you" you could barely process the words before his digits made their way into your mouth and practically down your throat

They stayed there for a solid 3 and a half seconds until she gagged and the saliva that covered her was her own while he fisted his erection at the sight

"I said don't make a mess and here you are dripping in spit and saliva eagerly waiting for me to fuck your tits, what a good slut" he lightly scoffed at the end

"Please hurry" y/n practically whined as she pushed her chest out

Schlatt wasn't one to follow the rules, until now ,as he slid his prick in between the warm wet supple skin that was his girlfriend's boobs, he almost came then and there before she'd even started to move just from the feeling alone

He threw his head back eyes shut as he thanked every God out there for letting him experience this . He also thanked whoever invented the autopilot feature in the car he was in

When y/n pressed her cleavage together to basically trap his dick in (with great difficulty due to the sheer thickness of it) schlatt swore he was in a different dimension as he moaned out , not caring if anyone saw as they drove past.

"Don't you dare jizz on me and make a mess" she scolded knowing he would get too overwhelmed by how good he was feeling and forget that they were headed to Ted's house to film and didn't have time to stop and clean up

"I f-fuck " were the only words he could get out as he took a glance at the road making sure they were still on track "be sure to catch it in your holy shit your mouth then" she attempted to see if she could get atleast the head in her mouth while he was thrusting between her breasts

When y/n realized that she in fact could and wouldn't make a mess in the rental car , she began trying to bounce to see if that would make him cum quicker

"Ohh my fuckk, you're like a pornstar" he said thrusting quicker as he felt himself get closer to cumming

Just to make sure that none of his jizz got anywhere other than her mouth she circled back to giving him a blowjob knowing how much he loved to fuck her face

So there y/n sat inbetween her boyfriends legs in the rental tesla obediently waiting for her boyfriend to finish using her face as a fucktoy and come down her throat so she could probably get fingered in the passenger seat as a reward

Clearly underestimating how pent up he was , she could barely swallow as fast as he was spurting it into her mouth and down her throat as he gripped her hair and roughly moved her back and forth on his dick

After it was done , everyone was cleaned up mentally taken care of and they had checked for any mess schlatt turned to his incredible girlfriend in the passenger seat next to him and said "let's hope the next gas station has some frebreeze"

"And some baby wipes" she agreed as she grimaced at how gross and sticky she felt , but seeing schlatt so happy (from the dopamine's obviously) was worth the mess