#judge jabberpool

[jabberpool]

we as a society need more flirty logan. mr not-all-of-you-was-asleep? you’re saying he’s not cracking stupid dirty jokes too? get out. let him make innuendos!!!! LET HIM MAKE DICK JOKES TOO

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if i read another poolverine fic where vanessa’s homophobic i’m gonna burn smth

[jabberpool]

corporate jargon actually pisses me the fuck off. say touch base one more time and i'm gonna touch you

[jabberpool]

not to be like all “haha newgen” but you can tell who got into poolverine and x-men because of the new movie when they clarify in fics that logan’s never been with a man or fucked one. like HIM??? LOGAN?? 😭😭

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if you squint it’s bisexual lighting

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logan is wade’s girl but wade is logan’s man

[jabberpool]

rumour has it if you slap wade wilson's ass and say it jiggles nicely he'll let it slide

i cant afford to pay my mercenaries but im sure they will understand

[jabberpool]

deadpool and wolverine being looked at by Those movie critics kinda pisses me off. sorry it’s not licking ur asshole drop dead good? but it was fucking fun. i had so much fun watching it and so did many others fuck you stop yucking my yum

[jabberpool]

i wanna see more of wade and logan beating the shit out of each other (lovingly) send post

[jabberpool]

i see your poolverine halloween couple’s costume: little red riding hood and the big bad wolf. i raise you, poolverine halloween couple’s costume: beauty and the beast

[jabberpool]

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE i LOVEEE COMMENTS I'LL DIE FOR THEM

To my readers:

If your comment is long and rambling and full of quotes you enjoyed, I will love it.

If your comment is full of story related questions, I will love it.

If your comment is a single sentence, I will love it.

If your comment is a single emoji, or a string of them, I will love it.

If you comment, I will love it. It's that simple.

[jabberpool]

the bar scene, basically:

logan: and why should i go with you?

wade, looking to the camera: they don't know i follow wadewilson69 on tiktok!

wade: i have a gun-

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are. are people genuinely mad over the hype around deadpool and wolverine and the fact that it’s brought so many more x-men fans. LMFAO? it is not that deep stop being allergic to joy. hell, i’m not a new x-men fan myself but the movie very much rekindled a passion in me. let people have fun stop policing interest BOOOO

[jabberpool]

super bowl 2025 but wade is only tuning in to watch the half-time show and kendrick lamar sing 'not like us.' logan's just happy to be there

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no actually why is there such a fucking DEFICIT of F/F and god forbid its explicit why does it feel like i’m clawing for scraps at the scissor store (i’m aware scissoring can occur outside of this tag. but i want to see the scissor WITHIN)

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[jabberpool]

“gallagher’s a smoker” okay what about sunday being a smoker? gallagher asking him if he has a light and then he pulls out the most gorgeous engraved lighter? asks him if he wants a smoke and sundays snatching the cigarette off him because he doesn’t smoke often? and yeah he can blow smoke rings