"You, wife cheat on you. You cheat on wife. You, husband cheat on you with two men, and then kill you."
The real reason why Robin gets called a savage, jfc.
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Book boys I’d sell my little brother for:
No one, as much as we fight, i love him
•Maxon Schreave
•Percy Jackson
•Leo Valdez
•King Grey of Emberfall
•Ravi Singh
•Prince Henry
•Adam Carlsen
•Cardan Greenbriar
•Seth Gray
•Jesper Fahey
•Wylan van Eck
•Baz Grimm-Pitch
•Bram Greenfield
•Julian Diaz
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watching mrs fletcher really solidified the fact that owen teague is my #1 babygirl and it also made me realize that he's one of the best actors working right now. watching him play a milf chaser who deeply yearns for a mental and physical connection with another person is an experience i will cherish forever. he ate this role up
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AND IT'S OVER!!!! AFTER 10 YEARS WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT!!!! We played with passion, energy, and intensity and deserved the win. Bayern played like shit and deserved to lose. Mats putting on a defensive master class. It's been so long i forgot what winning felt like but I'm loving it!!!
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JULIÁN ÁLVAREZ & JOHN STONES - Manchester City vs FC Bayern München - April 11, 2023. (Photo by Gaston Szerman)
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So I was just out skating with my posse of mismatched queers and one of them ran ahead to go down this railing but he got jumped by some guy so I ran ahead to fight the guy off my buddy and then I felt this bad pain in my chest (found out later that he stabbed me) and then I woke up in this freaky church in front two honestly pretty shitty witches and one of them was holding this really important necklace which someone tethered my spirit (oh by the way I was dead at that point) and the shitty witch tried to release my soul but it didn't work so I struck a deal with him to keep me around and he had to sneak me past his whole witchy family and stowed me in his room until we had to go to school next morning before going to see my friends which didn't go well and then we went to see my idiot brother and him and the shitty witch who is actually pretty hot got in this big fight and I stole a shirt that led some dogs to my old burritos. Anyway I was kinda starting to like my shitty witch warden so I said he could release my soul now but he didn't want to so we spent the day together and I peer pressured him into going to a party and robbing my brother's car and then he went to visit his dead mom but his evil uncle (that's the guy who stabbed me fwy) started using me and some other dead people to summon this death god but my witchy bf (we kissed so I'm pretty sure we're dating now) stopped his evil uncle and also resurrected me and like three other people from the dead. I'm pretty sure the whole thing traumatised me for life but I got a cool magic boyfriend out of it so I can't really complain.
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Robin: Oh this is bad. Me gonna tell Alison.
Julian: No you won't.
Robin: What you talk about?
Julian: I'm talking about you not being a Bad Boy.
Robin: I....Me not Bad Boy.
Julian: Then do not say anything to Alison! Got it? Bad! Bad Robin!
Robin, cowering: Okay, okay, won't say anything.
Fanny: Everything all right, Robin?
Robin: Yes! Me not Bad Boy!
Fanny: I didn't say that you were....
Robin: Good. Because me Good Boy.
Fanny: I see. How would you like to be a Very Good Boy?
Robin: Tell me how! Tell me how!
Fanny: What is Julian up to?
Robin: Oh, but me promise not to tell...
Fanny: What is it? What is it, boy? Tell me, c'mon!
Robin: *breaks and tells her everything*
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Just finished Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas and I need to scream about to someone omg
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