#junior double triple whopper

[just-a-drawing-bean]

WHOPPER WHOPPER junior, double, triple whopper. Perfect! Toppers!

It’s @cacaocheri ‘s fault for sharing this audio with me this morning, now this exists.

[bilolli]

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

Ding ding! New message incoming!

Running after an "unhealthy" lunch seems like a good way to get rid of the excessive calories.

[saltedserval]

Burger King

[feralwetcat]

Fable is a Whopper

while Fable was doing his whole "he was a traitor" schpeel, i got a burger king ad and just heard "WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER-"

[maxanite]

obsessed with the daft punk x whopper mashup it’s literally stuck in my head

[darkxsoulzyx]

Singing a Sunny Song 💞

(Also glimpses of y/n verse - teetering on this becoming canon FRFR I love the y/ns SO MUCH—)

[svtskneecaps]

personally i think the best way to look at this election in terms of "who am i (as a viewer) going to vote for" is that first and foremost, for us, this is a STORY. we are watching a story (and also a fun game and funny people doing funnies together, but for election purposes we'll say that)

therefore our goal should not be "which candidate has the best policies" or "which candidate is best for the island". we don't CARE. that's not our business.

we don't care what's good for the islanders. THAT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. we're not islanders nor are we players. we are the guy in the bar watching the Truman show. our business is "what story do we want to see?"

each candidate offers something different.

(note: i don't claim to understand their platforms, for personal reasons i haven't followed it closely bc i kinda suspected there was gonna be drama and didn't feel like stressing myself over minecraft politics; my local elections freak me out enough lol)

for a rough example:

elquackity: obvious federation plant, clear enemy for the rest of the server. man-vs-government arc.

forever: did you like cellbit's infiltration arc? i could predict something like that following in forever's footsteps (forever sneaks around the federation, learns a few secrets, continues to make his changes to the server but does perhaps experience horrors, most likely a slower burn than cellbit's arc but certainly a lot of espionage and theorycrafting)

gegg: gegg chamg e world

those of y'all with a sounder grasp on candidates, sound off in the notes on what we can expect FROM A STORY PERSPECTIVE; i actively ignore the debates (they make me want to cry lmfao). i don't care what their platform is exactly, where will it take the story?

and i'll repossess your liver if i see any goddamn cc hate or harassment in there. this is more than not a safe space for that, this is an active danger zone. watch yourselves. <3

[just-a-drawing-bean]

perfect. toppers

HELP KSJSIFJDJF I LOVE THIS THANK YOU IM SCRWAMONG

[ragingtwilight]

bros my heart is breaking

[trippin-chippin]

Alright if whiskey had a theme song, it would be the whopper commercial remix one.

Change my mind.

[cioss21]

TODAY :

i pirate a hamburger

[clownkiwi]

anyways,

whopper whopper whopper whopper

junior double triple whopper

[soppingwetbuglady]

SING TO ME MY DEAR, SIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG

[frogbutbluegrey]

Wake up babe, new playlist just dropped. 518 songs and 8 hr 30 min of perfection.

[offbrandcatfood]

whopper whopper whopper whopper