#just all of Applebee’s

[waywardstation]

something Ingo hates: a certain type of food ruined by a prank Emmet and Elesa once pulled on him when they were younger and Akari finds one such food item and she is shocked to see him react this annoyed and at the idea of sharing it or eating it with her.

(I imagine there were often two against one pranks going on with either twin joining with Elesa or the twins coming up with something to annoy Elesa)

it can definitely happen that something becomes inedible after a prank was pulled.

FOOD PRANKS. They can be so funny but devistating lol.

My dad has a story of how years ago, there was a person in his office who would steal his lunch out of the break room and eat them all the time. Didn’t matter if my dad put his name on it either. This mystery worker would take it and it would always be gone by the time my dad went to get it for lunch. Every day!!!

Well he got sick of this happening, obviously. My dad would always make a sandwich, so when he had enough, he made the sandwich with dogfood instead of his usual fixings. He said when he went to get his lunch out of the fridge that day, there was his sandwich, with two bites out of it.

My dad says the funniest part to him was that the person needed a second bite to realize it was dogfood. He never had a problem with his lunch being stolen again though!!

I think the trick of just swapping out one part of the food/meal for something else would be enough to kill the entirety of it for Ingo.

Imagine Akari brings Ingo a big box of filled donuts — surely he’d like these! But Ingo sees the pack, and he sees her offering them to him. The ONLY memories that resurfaces are the times where Emmet and Elesa replaced the fillings with mayonnaise/mustard/BBQ sauce etc. and offered them to him (I imagine they’d do this repeatedly). That is his ONLY frame of reference for how those things taste, and out of reflex he rejects them and calls them awful.

Akari wouldn’t know about any of this and she’d ask him if he’s sure. Because how could he not like donuts? Ingo would say yes, he remembers having them multiple times, and every time, they were absolutely disgusting. Akari’s like oh no, he’s broken :(

[polarsirens]

the saint, the oracle

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

the bad kids + text posts: kristen applebees edition

[crystaiskiess]

my favourite bad kids 💕

[ratqu33n]

in love with fabians narcissus arc

[ewwww-what]

The moment when you find exactly what you were looking for (it was your best friend the whole time)

(close-ups below & my commission info)

[puddle-wants-to-live]

the ep three vibe

[strawberryniceblock]

just thinking about what a day that must have been for tracker. you've been working for months on end to get your religious revival movement off the ground and its going great. your new gf is helping finance and your following is growing steadily. you do a very public miracle and things are looking up for your movement.

then one day your ex turns up with her crew, says she accidentally killed her god (again) and is just passing through. your new gf is kind enough to take your ex and her crew on a little tour of the place despite the awkwardness of it. during this tour you come around and think your ex and her friends are disrespecting one of your religious relics but before you can stop them they accidentally summon a dead god. pure chaos ensues where you and your gf are thrown and injured, multiple divinities are interfering, and your ex and her crew just...fuck off into a briefcase??? you are left in a collapsing world to pray for survival

[o-vera-nalyzing]

i love how the bad kids are all like quintessential builds for their classes but somehow subvert them all the same. like if u think about how their dnd races line up w their classes it’s all like textbook but then u have fucking saint kristen applebees creating new gods left and right and reviving herself from the dead. and fig becoming a paladin and gorgug becoming a barbificer. fabian is the future of dance and riz is smoking a cigarette while blasting dragons out of the fucking sky willy nilly

[cariocake]

Freshman year was Prom

Sophmore year was Spring Break

Junior year is Student Council

They've done side quests about college tours, coming of age birthdays, school play, parties

The seven explored the fantasy equivalent of a GED

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

🎃Happy Halloween from the Bad Kids! 🎃

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[the-littlest-laney]

“what i wouldn’t give to be in church this sunday

listening to the choir so heartfelt, all singing,

‘god loves you but not enough to save you’

so baby girl, good luck taking care of yourself.”

im goin thru it rn, i promise this is my last kristen and cassandra piece for a while. i can’t handle the angst anymore.

[autoraton]

Riz pulling so much weight for everyone and securing votes vs Kristen being the closest to failing out of school thus inadvertently screwing him. plus her inadvertently bringing Kalina back, who as it stands serves as an antagonistic and deeply painful force in Riz's life. there's just something really ripe and tragic about their friendship rn (even moreso if you wanna throw in the meta that the narrative was steered towards Riz running against Kipperlilly) and it's neither of their faults. I feel like I'm watching a disaster in slow motion.

[ewwww-what]

friendship so strong it grants you a sixth level spell slot. I have words to say.